Forced to dominate
Fuck your sister, you are the overlord, and your whole family is the overlord!
Xu Que, who had run away after pretending to be cool, heard the last beep of the system and immediately resisted in his heart. The ghost title of "Forcing Tyrant" is not as good as "Pretending Offender"!
But... Since the product could be permanently discounted at 20%, Xu Que resisted symbolically for a few seconds, and then stopped talking!
And what he said just now before going out, "This rain is born in the sky and dies on the earth. The process in between is life."
In fact, they are also classic words from the protagonist in a novel. Otherwise, according to his culture, he would not have been able to say such profound and Zen-like words!
It's all just to show off. As for whether he can understand the meaning of his words, Xu Que doesn't care at all. Anyway, he relies on experience to level up, not on enlightenment!
Walking to the corner, Xu Que called up the system and entered the mall interface.
As expected, the prices of many commodities have changed and dropped a lot, and there are also many new products.
The first thing Xu Que saw was the academic category column. This column was newly added and sold various Four Books, Five Classics, The Analects of Confucius, etc., including "One Hundred Thousand Whys".
But what made Xu Que's eyes light up was that there was actually a "Complete Collection of Couples" inside.
This made him very happy!
"Right pair, hahaha! Now I can go back to show off again! System, redeem me a copy of "Pair Encyclopedia"!"
Xu Que immediately bought the book and used it without hesitation!
There will be a duel at the banquet later. Xu Que originally knew nothing about this, so he ran out while showing off to avoid embarrassment later, but now, he has the confidence again!
Whoosh!
As the "Complete Collection of Pairs" disappeared from the system package and turned into a ray of light into Xu Que's mind, his knowledge was once again expanded!
Including "Three Hundred Tang Poems", this "Complete Collection of Poems" not only gives you so many poems and poems, but the most important thing is that it uses this prop as a carrier to give Xu Que the ability to write poems, lyrics and poems. Pair ability.
Besides, Xu Que often recited Tang poetry and Song lyrics in Chinese language classes in his previous life, so it was not surprising that a poem by Xin Qiji suddenly appeared before. Another day, he would repeat Taizu's domineering "I only know how to bend the bow and shoot big". "Diao" was also created to shock these low-minded people in the world of cultivation.
Now that he had redeemed the "Complete Collection of Couples", Xu Que slowly digested the knowledge of couplets in his mind, raised the corner of his mouth, and was not in a hurry to go back. He continued to stand in the corner and check other categories in the system mall.
In addition to the addition of an academic category, a lot of things have also been added to other original categories in the mall.
For example, there are some strange books on Dharma, such as "Double Cultivation of Dafa: Old Man's Cart Style", "Nine Heavens of Fire and Ice"...
Xu Que, who believed that his heart was extremely pure, was immediately frightened. After silently writing down the prices of a few books, he checked other categories.
However, when he opened the food category, he was immediately confused!
Some new products have been added to the food category, but the prices are extremely high and unreasonably high!
Xu Que was angry at that time: "System, please explain to me why those ingredients such as stinky tofu instant noodles only sold for 1 point of pretense value in the past, but now these new gadgets you have come up with actually sell for 100 points. Is it worth showing off? Why don’t you go and grab it?”
"This system's definition of commodity prices is absolutely fair, just and open!" the system responded calmly.
"Fair, fair and open? I'm going, and you're pretending to be cool like me?"
Xu Que was happy and said angrily: "Then tell me, why does a pack of cigarettes cost 100 points of pretentiousness, and a bottle of beer also costs 100 points of pretentiousness?"
"Ding, smoking is harmful to your health!"
"What?" Xu Que suddenly looked confused: "What about the beer?"
"Ding, drinking can easily cause trouble!"
“…”
Xu Que was immediately speechless. The system was reasonable and well-founded, and he really couldn't refute it.
However, it’s just that smoking is harmful to health. What’s the point of drinking alcohol that can cause trouble? Could it be that drinking a little wine can delay my great cause of showing off
Damn it, it's obvious that you want to trick me because I have money now, huh, isn't it just worth a hundred points of pretense? I have plenty, but if you don’t let me buy it, I have to buy it!
The more Xu Que thought about it, the angrier he became, and finally he just waved his hand and bought a pack of cigarettes!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for redeeming a pack of 'cigarettes', which consumes one hundred points of pretentiousness! Do you need a lighter? After the 20% discount, you only need twenty points of pretentiousness!"
"Fuck! You are absolutely a profiteer system!"
Xu Que cursed angrily, threw up his sleeves and walked away.
lighter? I want a wool lighter. I am a cultivator and can make flames at will!
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And in the pavilion hall, it fell into silence after Xu Que left!
Everyone was deeply immersed in the meaning of Xu Que's words before leaving, and their hearts were extremely shocked!
"I didn't expect that Brother Li could understand the world and speak such profound words from just a rain." Tang Liufeng was amazed and murmured to himself in a low voice.
A scholar also expressed emotion: "It seems that we have all wrongly blamed Brother Li. Although he looks unruly, that is his true temperament! In fact, he is indeed a talented person."
"Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it. This passage is indeed a portrayal of his life. I didn't understand him before, but now, I think I understand!"
"Yes, although he is very unruly, those ten poems just now are really quatrains of the ages! We can't understand his behavior, but we have to admit his talent."
"I gained a lot from that period of 'Yu's life is life and death'. If I stay in seclusion for a few more days, I think I can break through the bottleneck. Brother Li is really talented!"
More and more scholars spoke up, and from a fair position, they acknowledged Xu Que's talent.
Those ten poems impressed many students. No one dared to say that those ten poems were not good, no one!
Even Mo Yunshang sat there with a look of astonishment on his face. Even though he was in disbelief and unwillingness, he could not utter a single word of defense.
He couldn't find any flaws in those ten famous poems. This meant that he lost the competition just now, miserably!
Mrs. Ya was even more shocked and completely stunned. She had never seen such an amazing and talented man with extraordinary literary talent and unruly personality. It was simply... fascinating!
Coupled with Mrs. Ya's unique physique, she couldn't resist the talent of the literati and poet. At this time, she was blushing and heartbroken. Looking at the empty gate of the garden, she felt an indescribable feeling in her heart. taste.
However, Xu Que's free and easy, serious, passionate, or joyful expression of poetry just now stood out in her mind, making her unforgettable for a long time.
However, the only person who always remained calm at this scene was probably Mr. Zhao, who was the first of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy and was good at dealing with opponents.