Xu Que was the only person left in the entire hall, and he sat down casually without being polite.
But the next moment, his eyes suddenly widened, and his eyes fell on the spot where Mrs. Ya had just done.
It's strange, that futon cushion is different from the other ones. The color is a bit darker!
Xu Que, who had nothing to do, walked over in confusion, but as soon as his hand touched the futon, he was stunned!
Wet, actually wet!
Why is a perfectly good futon wet
Futon! Futon!
Who did you provoke
How could he be so cruelly attacked
quick! Say it quickly! I will avenge you!
…
Picking up the futon, Xu Que put on a typical Sherlock Holmes frown, leaned in front of him and said seriously: "Very good! No clues at the crime scene can escape the sharp eyes of my Sherlock Holmes... The murderer seems to have left behind There are a lot of traces. Huh? It’s **, it smells... great! You can find it by just testing the DNA... However, it seems that there is no DNA detector now, so let’s use the most primitive and most effective method-smell it!"
Taking a long breath, Xu Que immediately knew everything, but... he actually knew everything even if he didn't hear it.
"I'm going to leave, forget it! I'm arguing with a futon, so why am I pretending to be cool? I don't know if it's Mrs. Ya..."
The showman Xu Que put down the futon in his hand, thinking about Madam Ya's invitation for a while, and returned to his place with great expectations, pretending that he didn't find anything.
After a while, a book boy came over and asked him to go to the backyard.
In the courtyard, Mrs. Ya had already changed into a plain brocade robe and was sitting on a stone bench with a smile, waiting for him.
However, Mrs. Ya didn't have any hint of what Xu Que had in mind. She actually talked about poetry and poetry with Xu Que, leaving Xu Que speechless!
Until it was getting close to night and the sky was getting dark, several book boys brought some side dishes.
Xu Que flipped his hand and exchanged it for two more bottles of beer. He also took out cigarettes to smoke.
There was nothing I could do. I was in a bad mood and extremely depressed. I thought it was a date for sex, but I didn’t expect that it was actually a date for dinner!
Madam Ya looked at the cigarette in Xu Que's hand and asked curiously: "Mr. Li, I wonder what this is?"
Xu Que raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly: "This is called cigarettes. Do you want to try it?"
"Okay! I usually like these novel things!" Madam Ya suddenly became interested and eager to try them.
Xu Que also planned to prank Mrs. Ya, so he immediately took out the cigarette from his mouth and handed it to her!
Mrs. Ya's cheeks turned red, but she didn't mind. She opened her seductive red lips and put one end of the cigarette into her mouth!
"Take a slow breath, let the smoke reach your lungs, and then exhale slowly." Xu Que instructed from the side.
Then I was ready to see Mrs. Ya choking on the smoke and crying.
After all, smoking is not something you can master the first time you smoke it. Newbies often get choked in their throats!
However, when Mrs. Ya took this sip, she didn't even have the slightest intention of choking. She actually inhaled and spit it out smoothly, and immediately showed a face full of enjoyment!
Xu Que was dumbfounded, what the hell? Did you learn it in one go? The blowjob is so good…
"Mr. Li, this... this is really a magical thing. After taking one sip, your head will be slightly dizzy, but it will make you feel uplifted afterwards. Could it be that this is a refreshing thing?" Mrs. Ya said in surprise after taking two sips. .
Xu Queqian laughed and responded: "As the saying goes, 'A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god.' Since Madam also likes to smoke, I will give this pack of cigarettes to Madam!"
"Thank you, sir!" Mrs. Ya did not refuse and accepted the cigarette with a smile!
Immediately, the two took advantage of the night sky to chat!
Mrs. Ya looked at the stars in the night sky and couldn't help but expectantly said: "Master Li, I wonder if you can write a poem to let me feel it again!"
"sure!"
Xu Que was also very open-minded. Since he couldn't get a date, he should just show off!
He stood up, faced the newly emerged moon, and said loudly: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is probably due to frost on the ground! Look up at the bright moon, and lower your head to think about your hometown!"
Mrs. Ya was slightly startled, realizing the emotion in the poem. She realized that this was a poem about homesickness. She couldn't help but sigh quietly: "Does Mr. Li want to go home?"
"No!" Xu Que shook his head.
"Then why is there a sense of homesickness between the lines in this poem? Could it be that Mr. Li is looking at the night sky and missing his hometown?" Mrs. Ya asked in surprise.
"That's not true. Madam made a mistake."
Xu Que shook his head again and said seriously: "This poem actually says that there is a girl named Mingyue in front of the bed who has taken off all her clothes. Her skin is as white and tender as the white frost on the ground. He raised his head and looked at the naked girl Mingyue. …”
"..." Mrs. Ya was suddenly stunned!
What a poem, but... was it interpreted like this
A girl named Mingyue has stripped naked. Could it be that... Mr. Li is hinting at me
Thinking of this, Mrs. Ya blushed instantly.
Although she is no longer a little girl, she is still Yunying's unmarried body.
In fact, it’s not right to say that. It can only be said that Mrs. Ya is a virgin. As the eldest princess of the late emperor, she was ordered by the late emperor to marry the God of Fire who protects the Huo Yuan Kingdom in the Ancestral Temple. Although it was just a ceremony. , but it represents the belief of the people of the entire Fire Nation in the God of Fire.
Therefore, Mrs. Ya must respect the last emperor's order, not to remarry for the rest of her life, and to keep her integrity for the "God of Fire". Otherwise, if she loses her integrity, it is said that the entire Huo Yuan Kingdom will lose the blessing of the God of Fire.
It is precisely because of this that Mrs. Ya, a good-looking young girl, turned into a charming young woman, which is enough to make two generations of scholars elusive and can only watch from a distance but not play with her.
But when Mrs. Huiya heard Xu Que say such explicit and provocative words, she surprisingly didn't feel disgusted at all. Instead, she felt expectant and uneasy inside.
After all these years of celebrating festivals for an illusory god of fire, was he really willing to do so? Is it really worth it
Although Mrs. Ya had thought about this problem before, she had never met a man like the wind in front of her who could make her tremble from the very soul like the Li Bai in front of her. He was so handsome, extremely knowledgeable, and suave...
Holding her breath, Mrs. Ya seemed to be making some painful and tangled decision. After a few breaths, she said in a mosquito voice: "Li... Mr. Li, I... I am not ready yet, can we talk about it later?"
"ah?"
Xu Que was stunned for a moment, and then looking at Mrs. Ya's shy side, he immediately understood that the other party really thought that he was giving hints to tease her.
Actually, do you think I'm flirting with girls? In fact, I am showing off all the time!
Xu Que immediately smiled and said: "Okay, okay, the days are long. If Madam likes poems and songs, if there is a chance in the future, I can naturally tell Madam about it!"
"Master Li is indeed a true gentleman!" Mrs. Ya responded with a smile.
Xu Que's mouth twitched and he didn't say anything more!
After all, in a few days, it would be the day for the princess to recruit her consort, and he would have to confront the Fire Emperor, so he didn't want to go too far with Mrs. Ya.
Otherwise, in a situation like today, Xu Que would have used his method of flirting with girls long ago and succeeded!
…
After dinner, Xu Que took the initiative to stand up and say goodbye, deciding to go back to the inn to sleep.
Although Mrs. Ya was reluctant to leave, she did not dare to really leave Xu Que behind and watch him leave.
Afterwards, she returned to the courtyard, sat in front of the stone table, pondered for a few breaths, and lit a cigarette again.
"This thing is really amazing. I can take it to the prime minister's wife and several generals' wives to try it tomorrow!"