"boom!"
A majestic flame was suddenly released from the Fire Emperor's body, covering his whole body to cover up his shame!
But the angry expression on his face looked very ferocious at this moment!
Xu Que's unscrupulous style of play would make anyone angry. It's so shameless! It's too unconventional.
What about the promised killing sword
As a result, he picked out other people's clothes and stabbed them. In the world of immortal cultivation, this kind of thing can only be done by a person with no character like him. Other monks simply disdain this despicable method.
Princess Yanyang and Zixuan were also moved. The Fire Emperor was the king of a country, and he was humiliated by Xu Que one after another. No matter what the outcome was today, the Huo Yuan Kingdom would be embarrassed.
Concubine Huan even widened her eyes. She knew Xu Que best back then, and was horrified in her heart.
Is this guy really still the shy, reserved, humble and polite boy from back then
They had only been separated for less than a year, how could this person have changed so much and be so unrestrained.
"Hahaha, Dog Emperor, you... tsk tsk tsk..."
At this time, Xu Que's laughter could be heard in the sky.
Xu Que remembered the naked appearance of the Fire Emperor just now, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Everyone was very surprised. What was Xu Que doing? He suddenly laughed loudly. What was he laughing at
"Everyone! Everyone... I'm a little tired after fighting for a long time! Why don't I tell you a story about this dog emperor?" Xu Que narrowed his eyes and stopped laughing.
Talking about the past again
Damn, how many palace secrets does Xu Que know
Everyone has a taste for gossip, especially the secrets and past events in the palace. Who doesn’t like to hear them? Who doesn't want to hear it
However, on the surface, everyone did not dare to agree or act like they were very interested, but they had already pricked up their ears, waiting to hear what else Xu Que could tell about the Fire Emperor's past.
"Huh? You're not saying anything! That means you want to hear it by default! Come on! Dog Emperor, if you don't speak after I count three times, it means you agree with me to tell this matter..."
Saying that, Xu Que quickly shouted three times: "One, two, three! Okay! It seems you agree! Then I really said it..."
Xu Que's shameless behavior immediately opened the eyes of everyone present. The Fire Emperor was almost vomiting blood down there.
I’ve seen shameless ones!
I have never seen such shamelessness!
However, Xu Que didn't care what others thought and said with gusto: "Once upon a time, the Dog Emperor seemed to be feeling a little unwell and specially summoned the imperial physician..."
When the people below heard it, yo! Is this talking about the Fire Emperor's medical treatment? However, the Fire Emperor has gone through the transition period and his body is indestructible. How can he still get sick
Eighty percent of what I am going to say was fabricated by this wicked guy.
However, the vast number of melon-eating people who like to listen to gossip don’t care if this is true or false!
After all, he is the consort who has lived in the palace for so long! Especially the secrets about the Fire Emperor's medical treatment were only known to the prince and the princess's consort who had stayed in the palace.
Therefore, everyone wanted to hear what Xu Gaogao said about the disease that the Fire Emperor had caused when he called the imperial doctor.
And Xu Que is worthy of being a good storyteller at deceiving people!
As soon as he saw that everyone's attention was attracted, he immediately smiled. Since it had whetted everyone's appetite, he continued: "The Dog Emperor secretly summoned the imperial physician, and then spoke to him very seriously. He said, no matter what he sees, he must not laugh. Do you understand? The imperial doctor nodded firmly and said that he would not laugh. But the dog emperor was still worried. He emphasized again that if anyone dares to laugh, he will be killed. .”
Hearing this, everyone was even more surprised. What disease did the Fire Emperor suffer from? You actually want to ask the imperial doctor not to laugh like this
"After repeated assurances from the imperial physician that he would not laugh, the Dog Emperor finally called him over and slowly took off his pants."
Xu Que continued to talk about this, and suddenly looked down at the Fire Emperor who was wrapped in fireworks, and said with a smile: "As soon as the imperial doctor saw the Dog Emperor's lower body, he couldn't help but burst into laughter, and laughed back. He shouted, 'So small? Hahaha... Why is it so small...'... "
After Xu Que finished speaking, everyone present looked at the Fire Emperor in unison. Although the fire was dazzling and blocked a lot, they still vaguely saw something. Sure enough, it was... ahem, it was indeed a little smaller!
However, this is nothing!
No matter how young the Fire Emperor is, no one dares to laugh at him!
But when Xu Que told it as a joke, some people couldn't help but laugh.
boom!
"That's unreasonable! Why are you laughing? If you laugh again, I will pull you all out and kill them all!"
The Fire Emperor, who was already furious, immediately showed his power and shouted angrily at everyone.
But who would have thought that when he got so angry, Xu Que pointed at him and shouted: "Yes, yes! After the imperial doctor laughed at that time, the Dog Emperor said so in anger. If you laugh again, you will be beheaded." …”
This situation!
When Xu Que said this, everyone felt as if they were really at the scene. They saw an imperial doctor who was laughing wildly and the Fire Emperor who was furious.
But this time, the Fire Emperor was really angry, and he had already turned his anger on those who were laughing.
Immediately, the small group of people who couldn't help laughing immediately covered their mouths, and their faces turned red from holding back. At this time, no matter how funny they thought it was, they couldn't laugh!
"Yes, yes! Even if you are like this, imperial doctors are also human beings! It's not easy for imperial doctors! When you see such funny things, you can't even try to laugh at them. Isn't this all... alas! They are all forced by this dog emperor of… "
Xu Que sighed, shook his head, and continued: "It's not easy! The imperial doctor held back his laughter. There was nothing he could do, otherwise his life would be dead! Then, he took a deep breath, squatted down, and looked at the little dog emperor. The little thing cautiously asked, 'Your Majesty, what's wrong with your dragon root? Can you tell me now?'..."
When he said this, the people below were really intrigued by Xu Que's curiosity. They were both afraid of the Fire Emperor's anger and wanted to know what happened to the Fire Emperor here.
The Fire Emperor was glaring with anger, but he didn't want to mess up his plan by wasting his dragon energy on Xu Que's nonsense and slandering him. Therefore, at this moment, he is still holding back. Even though the anger in his heart is about to explode, he still holds back!
He knew that as long as what he planned in his heart succeeded, Xu Que would definitely die!
At this moment, Xu Que suddenly smiled and continued what he had just said:
"The imperial doctor squatted down and asked the dog emperor what was wrong? But the dog emperor was still worried and insisted, after I said it, you are not allowed to laugh, you must not laugh. At this time, the imperial doctor felt that he had Control it, isn't it because it's so small down there? I have already digested this fact and will never laugh, so I promised that Wei Chen will never laugh again.
At this time, the Dog Emperor felt a little relieved, and then pointed at his lower body and said to the imperial doctor, my dragon root... is swollen! "