"Where are the people?"
The Fire Emperor was also stunned, with a bad premonition in his heart. His eyes suddenly swept across the entire place, his consciousness covering all directions, but he didn't notice Xu Que's trace!
"Where's the human? Where's that little beast?"
The Fire Emperor roared angrily, almost going crazy, completely panicked in his heart!
He worked hard and endured the humiliation just to endure it until this moment. He spent countless emperor's energy to temporarily enter this realm just to beat Xu Que!
But now, the person is gone, the person is gone, and why the hell is he leaving a big black poop
"puff!"
The Fire Emperor's face turned pale on the spot, and he suddenly raised his head and spit out a mouthful of blood.
Everything was in vain, all face was lost, the palace was destroyed, the jade seal was also destroyed, and the extremely precious emperor's spirit was even more destroyed!
Xu Que, I’m going to kill your ancestor!
The Fire Emperor was so furious that he was really going crazy. He had just spit out a mouthful of blood, and now his chest felt tight again, and a mouthful of hot blood couldn't help but surge up again!
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Princess Yanyang and Zixuan were also stunned at this moment, completely dumbfounded.
That guy... who is that guy! Open defecation? How many pieces of poop were really left behind
And, how did he do it? How could he disappear without a trace under the eyes of so many people!
"Quick, those are the treasures of the Zhatian Gang. The stinky tofu that can improve the soul power is not shit at all. Come and get it with me!"
At this moment, the elder of Tianxiang Valley suddenly exclaimed, staring at a few pieces of black feces in the Jinluan Palace, and quickly rushed towards the Jinluan Palace in a flash.
Stinky tofu
When everyone present heard this, they were stunned for a moment, and then they came to their senses and couldn't calm down anymore.
Earlier, they saw the elders of Tianxiang Valley grabbing the shattered shit. Xu Que also said that he knew the goods, so everyone had already suspected what good stuff it was.
Now seeing this elder rushing up again and accidentally spilling the beans in excitement, everyone reacted immediately.
It turns out this is not shit, but stinky tofu!
And it’s still stinky tofu that can increase the power of the soul. Come on, why do the Zhatian Gang have so many weird and wonderful things? First it’s the divine cannon, and now it’s stinky tofu!
"No, then Tianxiang Valley can't keep this treasure for itself, let's go grab it too!"
"Let me tell you, no wonder the elders of Tianxiang Valley are so nervous today. It turns out to be a treasure that can improve the power of the soul!"
"Hurry up and grab it first!"
All of a sudden, a large number of monks rushed forward!
The Fire Emperor also heard the shouts of everyone, and immediately recalled the actions of the elders of Tianxiang Valley just now, and the information he received also mentioned that Hua Wuque, the Zhatian Gang, had made a pot at the trial point a while ago. Stinky tofu can improve the soul of a monk!
Immediately, the Fire Emperor didn't care where Xu Que had gone, and released the majestic pressure on the spot, shouting angrily: "How reckless!"
"Uh-huh!"
In an instant, everyone in the audience was suppressed. Even the infant-transformation elder from Tianxiang Valley suddenly stagnated, his face turned pale, and he did not dare to take a step forward!
The Fire Emperor's cultivation in the Void Refining Stage is so powerful!
"This place is my palace, and everything here belongs to me!"
After the Fire Emperor finished speaking, he waved his hand, and several pieces of black feces rose into the air, sending out wisps of white smoke and smelly smell, and flew towards his hand.
In the previous battle with Xu Que, he had been hit by Jade Seal countless times and fell into a coma. His soul had been traumatized for a long time. Now that he has obtained the "stinky tofu" that can repair the power of the soul and even enhance it, of course he has to take a bite. First!
Immediately, the Fire Emperor pinched out a piece of feces and frowned, unable to bear the weird stench.
However, the previous information mentioned that the stinky tofu is the more delicious it is, and it smells stinky and tastes better when you eat it!
Coupled with the verbal verification from the elder of Tianxiang Valley just now, the Fire Emperor still opened his mouth and stuffed the feces in.
"Chi!"
After taking a bite, the Fire Emperor's mouth was immediately filled with a foul smell.
He frowned, no, the taste was too ordinary, it melted in your mouth, it was not as delicious as the information said, nor was it chewy, nor was it as refreshing as the juices erupting.
what happened
Is the information wrong? Or is this another kind of stinky tofu
"Huh?"
At this moment, the elder of Tianxiang Valley who was standing aside also smelled the smell. He couldn't help but be surprised and said with confusion on his face: "It's strange. This smell smells a little wrong. It's different from the stinky tofu that Water Emperor brought us before. ah!"
The Fire Emperor also frowned again, because after this mouthful, he didn't feel any recovery effect of his soul power!
"Uh, this smell seems a bit familiar!" A casual cultivator suddenly said, with a thoughtful look on his face.
"Isn't it stinky tofu?" Everyone looked at the casual cultivator.
"I remembered!" Suddenly, the casual cultivator's eyes lit up, and he turned over his hand and took out something from the storage ring.
It's the same dark mass, but it has solidified and dried and become very light!
"This is the excrement of the Bone-Cracking Tiger Beast. I am an alchemist. Some monster excrement can be used as medicinal materials, so I often collect it. Unexpectedly, the smell of this stinky tofu is actually the same as the Bone-Cracking Tiger Beast's excrement. So similar!" The casual cultivator said in surprise.
The elder of Tianxiang Valley immediately shook his head: "No, the smell of stinky tofu is not like this. Look, here is a small piece of stinky tofu that I collected earlier. If you smell it, it doesn't taste like the feces of the bone-splitting tiger beast at all!"
As he said this, the elder actually took out a few small pieces of stinky tofu from the storage ring!
Everyone sniffed, oh, they really don’t have the same smell!
Hey, wait a minute, if that’s not the taste of stinky tofu, what was the Fire Emperor eating
Everyone was suddenly startled, looking at the excrement of the bone-splitting tiger beast in the hands of the casual cultivator, and looking at the black "stinky tofu" left in the Fire Emperor's hands and at the corners of his mouth!
Two flavors, exactly the same!
What the Fire Emperor eats is shit! It's fresh shit! It’s the feces of monsters!
"咻咻~"
In an instant, the breeze blew by, and the whole place fell into silence...
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At the same time, Xu Que had been teleported to the barren mountains outside the imperial city by the Divine Escape Talisman, and he happened to be in the eastern suburbs, very close to the imperial mausoleum of the Huo Yuan Kingdom!
In my mind, the system’s beeps kept echoing!
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 80 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 120 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 140 points of pretending!"
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After this round, in one morning today, Xu Que gained a total of almost two thousand points of pretense. Although he failed to kill the Fire Emperor, he really made a lot of money this time!
Moreover, after killing an infant-transformation general and more than a hundred imperial guards in the palace, Xu Que's experience points also increased, and he jumped directly to the eighth floor of the Nascent Soul-stage!
In other words, he is now only two small realms away from the infant transformation stage!
"Hey, Dog Emperor, I'm going to make you lose face today, and I'll take care of you later! System, come out quickly."
Xu Que was in a good mood. At the same time, he called up the system, took out the map of the imperial mausoleum given by Zixuan, and asked: "System, check the map of the imperial mausoleum and help me calculate it to see if there is any way to get in." , my sword is already thirsty!"
"Ding, the system cannot calculate the accurate route. The host can purchase related products and explore independently!"
The system responded coldly.
"What? You want me to buy something again? Damn it, as for you, I just asked you to help me think of a solution, and you still have to ask me to buy something? You are clearly bullying an honest person!"
Xu Que immediately complained, and at the same time he didn't expect the system to recommend anything good, so he scoffed!
After all, this is tomb robbing, digging up ancestral graves. Is it possible to shovel Luoyang out? What a joke, I bought a Luoyang shovel and I don’t know how to use it!
However, as the system prompt ended, the system mall interface immediately popped up in front of him, showing a new item column, which was also expanded a few days ago along with cigarettes and other products.
However, Xu Que didn't have time to check it at the time, but now the system automatically recommended this column.
After Xu Que saw the products listed above clearly, he was stunned on the spot and said in shock: "Holy crap, are they real or fake? System, you are going to defy heaven!"