"Weird, isn't the stinky tofu square? How can it be in the shape of strips?" The eighth elder was stunned for a moment, and even guessed, could this be the new stinky tofu
"Suck!"
The second prince sucked the black thing into his mouth, closed his eyes, and started chewing it.
Immediately, he frowned slightly and asked strangely: "Huh? Isn't it said that this food is delicious and full of texture? Why does this prince feel a little dry and hard when eating it, and the taste is so strong?"
"It's strange, it tastes like this to me too!" The old eunuch next to the second prince also wondered.
On the other hand, a prince objected: "No, I think it's very delicious, especially the texture. It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. When you bite it, the tender juice bursts out, leaving a fragrant mouthful!"
"This prince eats the same thing. It is indeed delicious. It is a bit like tofu, but it is a hundred times more delicious than tofu!"
"Yes, and the power of the soul has really increased. This is amazing!"
"Ah? No, why does it feel dry and hard to me when I eat it? It's hard to chew, and it's very smelly and choking!"
"Yeah, I'm not only choking, I'm almost sick. What on earth is going on?"
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Several princes were shocked. Some had eaten real stinky tofu, while others had eaten Ergouzi's stinky dog poop!
Xu Que and the Seventh Princess both stood out of the crowd.
But looking at this scene, Xu Que couldn't hold back his smile and almost fell to the ground laughing.
These people really have such strong tastes that they actually ate Ergouzi’s dog excrement.
It’s really amazing. My brother, Ergouzi has been sealed in the stone wall for tens of thousands of years and has never pooped. Unexpectedly... as soon as he pooped out, he was eaten by these princes!
"wrong!"
The eighth elder of Tianxiang Valley noticed something was wrong, and quickly glanced forward, his face suddenly became strange, pointing to the few black strips left in the oil pan, and asked Er Gouzi: "Puppy, what are you doing?" I ask you, what is this?"
"Bah, damn, you are the dog, and your whole family is a dog! This god is so powerful and domineering, he is clearly a wolf! As for this thing, haha, that has a lot of history!" Ergouzi looked aloof, He said proudly.
"Does it have a great origin? I would like to hear the details!"
The Eighth Elder's face darkened, but when he saw that Er Gouzi seemed to be acquainted with Xu Que, he reluctantly gave him face and did not get angry on the spot.
The rest of the people also looked at Er Gouzi, especially the princes. When they heard Er Gouzi saying so proudly that this was something with a great origin, they couldn't help but feel even more excited, secretly thinking that they had made a lot of money this time!
"I can't believe that after ten thousand years of being born, the world has changed so much that you all have changed to eating shit, and you are still selling it so hot!"
Ergouzi was extremely emotional and felt that the world had changed too much, but he still looked aloof and said: "Fortunately, this god is also relatively righteous. He just preserved the treasure for tens of thousands of years. Oh yes, it is also the first time after tens of thousands of years." I pulled out the first soaked wolf dung and reluctantly sold it to you, and it only sold for 10,000 taels per bowl, so you made a profit!"
"puff!"
Immediately, several princes spit out everything in their mouths, their faces turned blue and white, and they almost vomited blood.
Wolf poop
Damn it, this dog actually pooped in it
Is this really shit
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The eighth elder of Tianxiang Valley was also dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.
Immediately afterwards, he flew into a rage, pointed at Ergouzi, trembling with anger, and said in a trembling voice: "You... you are such a waste of natural resources! You threw dog feces into such a priceless pot of stinky tofu. ?”
"Fart, this is wolf dung! Wait... what did you say? That boy cooked stinky tofu, not feces?" Ergouzi suddenly realized what he was doing and stared in surprise with his two big eyes.
The seventh princess looked shocked. Thinking that she had just eaten stinky tofu, her expression suddenly changed and she almost felt sick.
Fortunately, she remembered that Xu Que seemed to have scooped out a bowl of dog feces before Er Gouzi poured it into the oil pan, and it was not contaminated.
Then she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Princess, didn't you say you want to drink tea? Come on, let's go and drink it!" As soon as Xu Que saw that something was wrong, he directly took the seventh princess's hand and ran further down the street.
"Ah... Mr. Xu, this... this..."
The seventh princess was about to ask Xu Que if he already knew the truth, but when he suddenly grabbed her hand, her heart suddenly became confused and her head went blank!
After being a princess for so many years, she has always been reserved. Not to mention being held by a man, she rarely talked too much!
Now being suddenly grabbed by Xu Que's hand was simply unbelievable and extremely confusing for a conservative princess.
"Ouch!"
At this time, Ergouzi howled from behind the street.
Then, there were angry scoldings from several princes, and then the crowd was in chaos, with all kinds of chickens crowing and dogs jumping.
"Xu Que! You actually dare to trick me, you are finished... ah, it hurts!"
"What are you fighting for? There is a kind of one-on-one combat! This god has always been invincible in one-on-one combat..."
"Ouch! This is unreasonable. How can you be a hero if you bully the minority? Don't force me to take action, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life. I have killed people before!"
"Damn it, you're still fighting? Do you believe that as soon as this god gave an order, millions of divine wolves appeared and surrounded your imperial city? Besides, what's wrong with eating this god's shit? That has been treasured for tens of thousands of years. And the ingredients are guaranteed to be fresh!”
"Ouch...it hurts, it hurts!"
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In the street, Xu Que vaguely seemed to hear Er Gouzi's scolding, and he immediately became extremely happy.
Although he knew that these people could not hurt Er Gouzi at all, Xu Que was still happy to see Er Gouzi being chased and beaten.
But right now, he didn't want to join in the fun, so he just ran away with the seventh princess!
It's exciting to just show off and run away.
But after showing off and running away with the most beautiful girl in the room, that’s really awesome!
When such scenes appear in movies, they are usually the most handsome and domineering ones, and it is the privilege of the protagonist!
So Xu Que didn't have any other thoughts. He just wanted to improve his performance and always maintained a pretentious attitude. He was very dedicated!
But while running, the two of them passed by the door of a wine shop that was not yet closed.
Xu Que paused and suddenly felt like drinking.
After all, I just finished eating grilled chicken wings and stinky tofu. If I don’t have some wine, I always feel that something is missing.
"Princess, why don't you drink tea and have some wine instead!"
He looked at the frightened Seventh Princess and said.
The seventh princess calmed down. Although her cheeks were covered by gauze, it could still be seen from her eyes that she was a little nervous and shy at the moment.
"Xu... Mr. Xu, it's getting late, why don't we do it tomorrow..." After pondering for a while, she decided to leave first.
Xu Que immediately interrupted: "Princess, what you said is wrong. As the saying goes, if you don't drink at night, your life will be in vain! Come on, let's have a drink first. When you approach me, don't you just want to find out my identity? I’ll give you this chance, let’s go!”
Xu Que stepped into the wine shop.
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