Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 44: I've even eaten Kunpeng

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At this time, next to the Dry Bone Forest Swamp!

The rich aroma of roasted chicken wings almost filled the forest, and many monsters were attracted to it.

However, when they saw the blood python that was frozen into popsicles in the swamp, they all retreated in fear!

Xu Que unknowingly gained a series of pretentiousness points and was enjoying a meal with several disciples of the Taiyi Sect!

At this time, an old man in ragged clothes sneaked out of the woods, looked towards Xu Que, stared at the chicken wings in their hands, and his eyes suddenly went straight!

"Huh?"

Xu Que and several disciples of the Taiyi Sect happened to see him and were about to speak when the old man suddenly rushed over.

Under the stunned gazes of several people, the old man squeezed beside them with a playful smile, as if he saw an acquaintance, and said with a smile: "Hey, are you grilling chicken wings here? Why didn't you call me? Really."

After saying that, he grabbed two chicken wings on the grill, stuffed them into his mouth, and started eating by himself.

The eating appearance is also a bit unsightly.

"Well… "

Xu Que came back to his senses, looked at several Taiyi disciples and asked, "Do you know them?"

Several people shook their heads in confusion.

do not know

Damn it!

Where did this shameless old liar come from? He tricked me into eating and drinking!

Xu Que's eyes widened immediately, and he turned to glare at the old man, ready to settle the score!

As a result, the old man finished the roasted wings in two or three mouthfuls. His face was full of excitement, like a fanboy, he looked at Xu Que with great reverence and said: "Little brother, you are really a genius, you can make such delicious food! "

Oh, he turns out to be a foodie!

Xu Que was amused by his appearance and said with a smile: "I can't tell, you old beggar knows how to eat."

Unexpectedly, when the old man heard this, he suddenly became unhappy and said angrily: "Who is this old beggar? Old man, I am so powerful and majestic, how can I look like a beggar?"

It’s similar in every way!

Xu Que and several disciples of the Taiyi Sect twitched their mouths and responded in unison.

The old man turned a blind eye to the expressions of several people. He crossed his legs and picked his teeth while saying: "But you have a good taste. When it comes to eating, I call you the second best in the world, old man." People dare to be called number one.”

When Xu Que heard this, he was not happy either. You eat my food and you dare to brag in front of me

He immediately said with a disdainful smile: "Old beggar, can you please stop bragging? You are still ashamed of yourself at this young age. To be honest, when it comes to eating, I once won a reputation, called the God of Cookery!"

"Fart, you little brat, you dare to call yourself the God of Cookery!" The old man immediately became anxious, jumped up from the ground, and cursed: "The world is really declining, people's hearts are not ancient, I have never seen such a shameless person. To be honest. Let me tell you, old man, I once ate dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, but your grilled chicken wings are nothing."

Xu Que snorted coldly: "How dare you show off just like a dragon, liver, and phoenix? This god of food has eaten at KFC, McDonald's, and even Pizza Hut!"

"I've never heard of chicken or labor. Don't think you can fool me by just naming it."

"That's because you are ignorant!"

"Fart, old man, I know astronomy and geography!"

"Tch, this God of Cookery knows everything from heaven to earth!"

"Bah, you are shameless!"

"You are shameless!"

Seeing the two people suddenly arguing like this, several Taiyi disciples were a little confused.

What is this? Just to compete for the title of "the best eater in the world"

Is this honorable? You deserve to be so anxious about each other!

Several people were speechless, unable to laugh or cry. They wanted to break up the fight, but found that there was no room for them to interrupt.

Xu Que and the old man cursed each other back and forth without repeating themselves. They had been arguing for most of an hour!

In the end, the old man snorted heavily and said: "I don't care about you, an ignorant young man. I remember that when I, old man, traveled across the sea of the North Ming Dynasty, teamed up with the Kunpeng clan, and ate countless treasures in the world, you were not even born yet. .”

"Tch, even if you show off these little things, I don't even want to say that I've even eaten Kunpeng!" Xu Que boasted with a look of disdain on his face.

The old man burst out laughing immediately: "Hahahaha, have you blown away your confidence now? With your little cultivation, you have never even stepped out of the Huo Yuan Kingdom, and you dare to say that you have eaten Kunpeng from the Sea of the North Ming? I'm afraid you've seen it. You’ve never seen it, right?”

Speaking of this, he looked at the Taiyi Sect members and asked, "Tell me, have you ever heard of Kunpeng? Have you seen Kunpeng?"

Several people from the Taiyi Sect looked confused and shook their heads.

The Sea of the North Underworld? where is that? The Kunpeng clan? Is there such a race in the world? How come I've never heard of it!

Xu Que sneered and said: "Old beggar, that's why I said you are ignorant, isn't it Kunpeng? Not only did I eat it, but I became so inspired by it that I even wrote a poem."

"Poetry? Are you the only one who can write poetry for the Kunpeng clan? Come on, read it out and listen!" the old man said with a joking face.

Xu Que shook his head, stood up, and opened his mouth to read: "There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun!"

"Uh..." When the old man heard this, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

There was a thump in my heart, this kid actually knew that Kun was a fish? Is it possible that you have really seen it

Xu Que glanced at him, raised the corner of his mouth, and continued to read: "Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot. When it turns into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it requires two barbecue grills. One is polysaccharide, and the other is micro. Spicy. Here’s another bottle of snowflakes, let’s bravely conquer the world!”

"puff!"

Taiyi sent several people to spray the chicken wings out of their mouths on the spot.

This... what kind of poetry is this! Except for the first and middle sentences, which sound normal, how come the rest are all edible

"hiss!"

But the old man took a sharp breath, widened his eyes, and looked at Xu Que in disbelief. His heart was shocked and he couldn't calm down for a long time.

It wasn't until a moment later that he suddenly came back to his senses, slapped his thigh, and shouted: "Okay, what a sentence, 'One is sugary, the other is slightly spicy'. It makes people's appetites whet their appetites as soon as they hear it! What a good poem, what a poem!" "

"Plop!"

Several disciples of the Taiyi Sect slipped on the rocks under their buttocks.

Xu Que looked at the old man and said with a faint smile: "That's great, that's great!"

"Come on, kid, let me ask you this, have you really eaten Kunpeng?" The old man immediately changed into a playful smile, hooked his hand on Xu Que's shoulder familiarly, and asked with a smile.

Xu Que patted his chest: "Am I like the kind of person who brags?"

"Then... who is that snowflake? Why can he bravely conquer the world?"

"Oh, that's a kind of beer. Look, I'm a little greedy when you mention it like this. You're not a bad old beggar. If I brew it someday, I'll treat you to a big drink!" Xu Que shot He patted the old man on the shoulder and said.

The old man also laughed happily, nodded repeatedly and said: "Okay, I think you are not bad, you are a good talent! Come, consider this as a meeting gift, play with it!"

As he spoke, the old man took out a black jade plaque out of thin air. He couldn't see clearly what was written on it. Only a unicorn totem was engraved on it, exuding a simple and mysterious atmosphere.

"Oh, thank you then."

Xu Que took it and took a look, but he didn't think it was famous. Instead, he felt that the black jade looked pretty good, so he simply hung it around his waist as a pendant!

The old man was startled for a moment, then narrowed his eyes slightly, smiled, and without saying much, started chatting with Xu Que again.

The people from the Taiyi Sect rolled their eyes and almost fainted.

How come you two have reconciled again

"Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" "Whoosh!"

At this time, there were suddenly a few piercing sounds in the woods, as if countless figures were walking through. At the same time, a majestic killing intent also rushed towards them in an instant.

The expressions of several disciples of the Taiyi Sect changed, and they suddenly stood up and exclaimed: "The people from the Blood Sea Sect are here!"