"Ah! But I didn't teach you anything. Do you really want me to stay and beat you?" Xu Que said in surprise.
But he was secretly happy in his heart. Shang Wu wanted to keep him for one more day. People from overseas would probably come tomorrow. This guy clearly wanted to take revenge!
"Yes, after General Zhuge's spurring these days, I have realized a lot of truths, so I beg General Zhuge to continue to stay and spur me!" Shang Wu said firmly, but he was gritting his teeth in his heart. Anyway, I have been beaten for five days. , this day is not enough, just endure it and it will pass. Tomorrow is the time to wash away the shame.
Ergouzi next to him was stunned immediately. Damn it, there are still people who actively ask to be beaten these days
Oh my god, how could there be such a mean person
"Damn it, aren't you a little bit offended? Sorry, I'm straight and I don't have that kind of interest! You'd better find someone else to encourage you, but I can give you a suggestion!" Xu Que waved his hand quickly.
Shang Wu couldn't help but be startled: "What's your suggestion?"
"Drip wax!" Xu Que responded.
"Ah?" Shang Wu and Shang Ling were instantly confused!
Dripping wax? What does this mean
Situ Haitang, who was not far away, was already dumbfounded.
When they were drinking tea and discussing Taoism, she already knew that Xu Que was causing trouble, tricking Shang Ling into going home and beating Shang Wu severely, saying that a filial son emerges from the stick.
But she didn't expect that in just a few days, Shang Ling would actually ask Xu Que to fight Shang Wu, and he had been fighting for several days in a row!
And now, Shang Wu sincerely asked Xu Que to stay and continue beating him!
This is wrong!
Situ Haitang frowned immediately. She knew very well that Shang Wu's character was absolutely impossible to admit his mistakes. If it was so unusual today, there must be a conspiracy!
"Oh, actually I have important matters to go to the imperial city. Now that General Shang has repented, there is no need for me to take action anymore. Head Shang, I will leave first!" At this time, Xu Que suddenly said, wanting to leave. .
He knew what Shang Wu was planning, and he didn't panic at all, but he just wanted to cry in anger at Shang Wu.
Want me to stay? I won’t stay!
"Ah? No, General Zhuge, please stay, stay and beat me!" Shang Wu suddenly became anxious and begged with a sad face.
Shang Ling was stunned immediately, what's going on? This traitor seems to be a little too abnormal!
"Nonsense, General Zhuge left in a hurry. There must be something important. How could you do this?" Immediately, Shang Ling yelled, after all, Shang Wu looked like this, it was so embarrassing!
Xu Que waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, don't be angry, Master Shang. In fact, this kind of imagination is normal. After a person is beaten continuously, he may become addicted! So when I left, he was a little reluctant to let me go." Got it!"
When Shang Wu heard this, he thought that Xu Que had changed his mind and wanted to stay. He immediately ignored his nausea and nodded in response: "Yes, yes, yes, General Zhuge is right. I really need someone to push me now. **I , otherwise I will feel uncomfortable all over!"
"This..." Shang Ling was suddenly stunned and frowned. He had never heard of such a situation!
"Hold the grass!" Ergouzi, who had been stunned for a long time, finally couldn't help but cursed. This was really mean.
Situ Haitang, who was not far away, was even dumbfounded. He obviously didn't expect that Shang Wu would be played so badly by Xu Que. He actually admitted that he was addicted to being beaten. If he didn't hit him, he would still feel uncomfortable!
However, seeing that Xu Que had decided to leave, she was relieved and wasn't afraid of Shang Wu's conspiracy!
"General Zhuge, what's wrong with Quanzi?" At this time, Shang Ling looked at Xu Que anxiously and asked.
Xu Que suddenly smiled: "It's okay, this situation can be easily solved. Since you are addicted, Master Shang, please remember to beat me every day from now on, once an hour, five times for a course of treatment! Keep beating for a year, even if He objected and couldn't stop, because it was like taking medicine. It tastes bitter but good medicine. If you stop, it may have more serious consequences! Okay, that's it. It's getting late, so I have to say goodbye first. goodbye!"
After saying that, Xu Que turned around and activated the teleportation array without hesitation!
"So that's it, once an hour, five treatments per course, that means five hours of treatment every day? Okay, I will definitely insist on the treatment for a year to completely cure Quanzi's disease! Little friend Zhuge, this time I owe you another favor. Yes!" Shang Ling immediately handed over his hand and agreed.
But I still have doubts in my heart. This method is unheard of. Is it really reliable
"Dad, you..."
Shang Wuze's vision went dark on the spot, his body swayed, and he almost fainted from anger.
Zhuge Liang, you are paralyzed!
"Ouch, Wu'er, what's wrong with you?" Shang Ling turned around and saw Shang Wu almost fainting. She was immediately startled and hurriedly supported him.
"Master Shang, he is ill. Give him a quick beating and it will be effective immediately!" At this time, Xu Que's voice came from the high-speed teleportation array.
When Shang Ling heard this, he was eager to save his son, and without hesitation, he immediately raised his hand and punched Shang Wu in the stomach.
boom!
With a muffled sound, Shang Wu suddenly opened his eyes in pain and became completely energetic.
"As expected, little friend Zhuge didn't lie to me, this really works! Thank you so much, little friend!" Shang Ling immediately said in surprise, turned around and thanked Xu Que.
But at this time, the teleportation array was completely empty, and Xu Que and Er Gouzi had already left.
"Hey, little friend Zhuge is such a rare warm-hearted and kind person. Wu'er, you really have to thank him this time. Come on, I'll give you a few more punches as a father!" Shang Ling said with emotion, preparing to continue fighting Shang Wu.
Although he thought this method was weird, considering the changes in Shang Wu, he had to believe it once.
But when Shang Wu heard this, he was frightened and stood up quickly and said: "Dad, no need, I'm fine!"
"No, you look so pale, why are you trying to be so strong?" After Shang Ling finished speaking, he clenched his fist again and punched Shang Wu in the stomach again.
boom!
Shang Wu arched his body on the spot and stared straight into his eyes. He was in so much pain that he couldn't even speak.
Am I pale? Damn, isn’t that because I was punched by you just now
Dad, can you calm down
You actually believe Zhuge Liang’s nonsense
Shang Wu is about to cry but has no tears, and he can't even tell the story of his suffering!
There was nothing I could do, who made me feel stupid just now, admitting that I would not be beaten without being beaten
boom! boom! boom!
At this time, Shang Ling had changed to a combination of punches, and the strength of each punch was well controlled. There was only pain, but not injury to Shang Wu.
But this still made Shang Wu feel aggrieved and angry, and he was unable to fight back or explain.
Damn it, Zhuge Liang, just wait for me, even if you run to the imperial city, I will still kill you tomorrow!
…
Not far away, Situ Haitang had already secretly turned around and hid in a corner, desperately covering his mouth to hold back his laughter until tears almost came out.
At this moment, she finally gained new insights into Xu Que's venomous mouth!
This thing is too damaging, it's like fooling people to death without paying for it!
But when he thought that Shang Wu would be beaten severely by Shang Ling for a whole year, Situ Haitang couldn't help but feel happy!
"Xu Que, you must come back alive!"
Finally, looking at the empty teleportation array, Situ Haitang muttered silently to himself, then turned and left.