Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 84: How dare you call this a poem

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What do you call your stargrass? Who are you

Both parties turned to look at Xu Que, their faces full of confusion!

Only the young man in green shirt suddenly turned pale after recognizing Xu Que!

The previous image of Xu Que breaking the formation with one move and driving away the two Nascent Soul Stage Tianxiang Valley disciples was still deeply imprinted in the mind of the green-shirted boy, almost indelible.

"Boy, this is none of your business. If you are wise, get out of here!" At this time, the companion of the young man in green shirt, who was also a monk who had reached the golden elixir stage, glared at Xu Que fiercely and shouted sternly.

When the young man in green shirt heard this, his face immediately turned pale again!

"Brother Lin, stop talking!" he reminded the monk in a low voice.

But the monk didn't understand the meaning of the young man in green shirt at all, and snorted coldly: "This boy is too ambitious to be bold. He talks so boldly that he dares to grab the star grass from us without flashing his tongue."

"Brother Lin, shut up!" The young man in green shirt immediately changed his face and shouted in horror.

Several companions were stunned for a moment, and even Tang Xueru and others who were trapped in the middle were stunned for a moment, wondering what was happening to the young man in green shirt.

Xu Que stood not far away with a smile, holding the Xuan Zhong ruler in his hand, looking at them meaningfully.

The young man in green shirt suddenly felt his scalp numb. He cupped his hands towards Xu Que from afar and said, "Brother Hua, what a coincidence. I just happened to be passing by, so I have to say goodbye first!"

After saying that, he grabbed the flying sword and ran away without looking back.

The five golden elixir-level experts who were originally on the same team with him suddenly looked confused. After watching the young man in green shirt run away, they looked at Xu Que in astonishment.

But no matter how they looked at it, they couldn't see anything special about Xu Que. At most, this young man who had reached the golden elixir stage was quite handsome, but other than that, there seemed to be nothing else.

Several golden elixir stage powerhouses became increasingly confused.

Tang Xueru, Zhang Suliang and others also looked at Xu Que, feeling slightly uneasy.

Xu Que was wearing a human skin mask and was not recognized by them. The uneasiness in their hearts came from the star grass on the ground!

Originally, they discovered the star grass first, but before they had time to pick it, they were surrounded by a group of strong men in the Golden Core stage. Now here comes a rather strange-looking young man in black robe, and he is also in the Golden Core stage. Cultivation level, several people couldn't help but feel despair in their hearts!

"It seems... we may not be able to get this stargrass!" Zhang Suliang smiled bitterly and shook his head.

The competition between the Golden Core Stages is no longer something that those in the Foundation Establishment Stage can participate in.

Tang Xueru gritted her teeth, a little unwilling to give in, but it was not the first day she came out to practice. She deeply understood the principle of respecting the strong and the weak eating the strong. In the end, she could only sigh slightly and said nothing more.

Several other disciples of the former Tianwu Sect also seemed a little depressed.

At this time, Xu Que also took steps towards them.

The five golden elixir stage monks' eyelids suddenly twitched and they became vigilant.

The strange behavior of the young man in green robes before he left still made them feel that this young man in black robes might not be that simple.

"Hey, don't be so nervous. It's just a stargrass. I have a lot of them here. If you don't believe me, look at it."

With a nonchalant expression on his face, Xu Que reached into his arms and took out ten Astral Grasses, which he had just redeemed from the system mall for only 1 point of pretentiousness!

"What?"

"It's really stargrass!"

"How is this possible? You... where did you find so many?"

Suddenly, several people present widened their eyes at the same time and said in great horror.

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders and said: "Actually, when I went up to the latrine just now, I forgot to bring the paper, so I fell into the dilemma of calling the sky and the earth not working!"

"Well?"

Several people were confused.

Xu Que continued: "Just when I was about to despair, I happened to see a few grasses growing nearby, so I picked a few to wipe them with. Later I discovered that they were star grass, so I picked a few more!"

Everyone: "..."

"Fellow Taoist, your joke is not funny at all!"

"Everyone knows that only one stargrass can grow within a thousand miles. It is impossible for there to be several plants next to each other as you said."

"Also, please change the subject of your jokes in the future and don't say such disgusting things."

Several Jindan stage powerhouses frowned, their faces full of displeasure.

Xu Que was not happy when he heard this and glared: "Why is it disgusting? What's so disgusting about going to the latrine to poop? Which of you has never pooped before?"

"..." Everyone was speechless.

A monk shook his head: "Fellow Taoist, stop talking."

"I just said, what's wrong? I'm still composing poetry."

Xu Que stared, opened his mouth and read: "Since ancient times, there is no one who has shit, and there is no one who shits without paper."

Everyone: "..."

Xu Que continued to read: "If you don't use paper to wipe shit, unless you use your fingers!"

puff!

Several people suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood.

How dare you call this a poem

A strong man at the Golden Core stage said indifferently: "Fellow Taoist, this is enough for the joke. Since you have so many Astral Grasses, you don't need to compete with us for this one, right?"

"Who said I robbed it from you? This star grass... was originally mine!"

Xu Que squinted his eyes, smiled faintly, and then his figure suddenly blurred from where he was.

Before anyone could react, a powerful Mu Yuan spiritual energy surged out of Xu Que.

With a soft sound of "簌!", the whole person turned into patches of green light, like wisps of thin willow leaves, falling slowly, and Xu Que disappeared directly!

"What?"

"This... this is one of Tianxiang Valley's famous secrets, Liu An Lingbo!"

"How is it possible? How could he do this?"

Several Jindan stage powerhouses were well-informed and recognized the "Liu An Lingbo" that Xu Que had secretly learned on the spot. They were all shocked and exclaimed!

"No, that stargrass!"

Suddenly, someone reacted and turned around to look at the feet of Tang Xueru and the others.

A stargrass that originally grew there has indeed disappeared!

The next moment, Xu Que appeared in front of everyone again, looking at them with a smile, and what he held in his hand was a freshly picked star grass.

The whole process takes less than a breath.

Xu Que relied on the instantaneous explosive ability of "Willow Dark Lingbo" to successfully pick this star grass under the eyes of several people silently.

Firstly, he wanted to test the power of this move, and secondly, it was also to show off...

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 40 points of pretending!"

Hearing the notification sound in his head, Xu Que knew that this guy was pretending to be successful.

Tang Xueru and others were dumbfounded. Although they didn't understand what "Liu Dark Lingbo" was, they already understood based on the weird speed Xu Que displayed that this young man in black robes was stronger than the golden elixir stage brothers in their Tianwu Sect. Too strong.

At the same time, the eyes of the five Golden Core Stage powerhouses were already burning with anger, and their faces became extremely gloomy.

"Your Excellency, do you want to force some of us to take action?" One of them said angrily, he was really angry.

Xu Que didn't even bother to raise his eyelids, and said calmly: "You bully ants are not qualified to talk about the word 'do' with me, because... you can only be beaten to death by me with a foot!"