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Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan felt like they were struck by thunder.
They were so excited that Fang Yan mistakenly called Ye Wenwen that they were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Miss Ye Wenwen, the powerful, violent and beautiful lady, how did she become my junior uncle's mother
Ye Wenwen beating his junior uncle has become a normal part of life, just like Ultraman beating little monsters. How can two people like that be mother and son
"What mother is willing to beat her son like that?" Fang Yingxiong thought sadly. He felt that his junior uncle was really pitiful.
Fang Yingxiong and Fang Junhaohan were insiders, so they were shocked by Fang Yan's shamelessness and guilt. They knew their shame and didn't know Hou Yong's lazy attitude towards life.
But the uninformed audience in Taitung exploded.
"Did you hear that? Teacher Fang actually called that woman mother----Oh my god, Teacher Fang's mother is so young and beautiful. I don't know how she takes care of herself----"
"No way? He and his friends were all shocked. The Queen of Whips in his mind is actually Teacher Fang's mother? Doesn't that mean he has no hope at all?"
"He doesn't think it's the same - I don't think they look alike at all - how could a mother hit her son like that? She wouldn't deny Teacher Fang's girlfriend, would she? They seem to be a good match."
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Tang Cheng felt a little regretful in his heart. He turned around and said to Qin Yitian: "Now their relationship is clear. Teacher Fang's mother is the one who hit me. Fortunately, I was not in Taiwan just now, otherwise I don't know how it will end. Then I Are you relieved?"
Finally, he has a partner who can compete with Qin Yitian, and a woman whose aura is not inferior to Qin Yitian. If she could get Teacher Fang Yan down, wouldn't her success rate in pursuing Qin Yitian be several percentage points higher? How did such an outstanding woman become Teacher Fang’s mother
Qin Yitian looked at Ye Wenrou thoughtfully with his eyes. That woman was very interesting.
As for the question of the red idiot in Tangcheng, she didn't even bother to answer. Only the red idiot believed that the woman would fuck Fang Yan.
Can we understand Fang Yan’s difficulties
He couldn't let the news that he was beaten by a woman spread throughout the school. No, it would probably spread throughout Huacheng.
He must not let his image as a male idol collapse, and he must not let himself become a joke among teachers and students after dinner.
Does he have Fang Yan who is ideal, dignified and cruel, or does he have Fang Yan who was slapped three times on the head by a woman holding a book
As a teacher, Fang Yan was embarrassed to use corporal punishment on his students in that way. Ye Wenrou, that woman - of course, she has done more extreme things, and that kind of thing is not too difficult for Fang Yan to accept.
Because it is too humiliating, because I don’t want to be beaten by Ye Wenwen every year in front of countless people from the elders and juniors of the Fang Ye family, I don’t want to become the laughing stock of other families again - ---When they meet and greet, they will always ask: Will Fang Yan get up tomorrow
For those reasons, why did he escape and become a teacher
Are there too many people today and is the scene too complicated
As a last resort, Fang Yan came up with this trick.
Men are miserable, men are tired. Men who work hard to earn money to support their families often beg to be punished by kneeling down.
If a man's wife is beaten, they will think that man is really a grandson.
If the mother beats a man, they think that man is really a filial son.
Fang Yan calls Ye Wenwen 'mom' because he actually wants them to misunderstand that this is an internal conflict within the family.
Besides, isn’t it natural for a mother to beat her son
While they secretly commented and lamented Teacher Fang's pity, they would also add something like, "Is Teacher Fang really a gentle and filial man?" right
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The smile on Ye Wenrou's face suddenly became extremely stiff, and her ears were covered with a layer of blush because of her irritated shyness.
Obviously, she didn't expect Fang Yan to fight back in such a way.
"Fang Yan, it seems that I haven't changed at all since we haven't seen each other for many months." Ye Wenwen stared at Fang Yan with sharp eyes and said in a cold voice.
"I haven't changed at all. I used to beat him, but now I beat him very much..." Fang Yan said. After he finished speaking, he remembered that he had a loudspeaker on the collar of his clothes. He quickly turned around and waved to the students in Taitung, saying: "Eastern class, classmates, Eastern class - go back." . Everyone go back and have a good rest."
No one is leaving!
No one left!
Everyone walked quietly, looking at Fang Yan expectantly, waiting for the development of the story - no, Fang Yan was not wrong, they did have expectant expressions on their faces. His eyes were shining brightly, as if there were aliens asking to appear.
Fang Yan felt very hurt.
Usually those guys keep saying that they like Teacher Fang the most, but now that Teacher Fang is in trouble, they can't even ask for help without asking them to come forward and draw their swords, or just leave quietly - there are many of them. The bastard actually raised his hand to show Wang and took the wrong picture of him.
Damn it, what does it mean if I take a photo? So can pictures that affect the image be shot in Donglai
"If we don't leave, he will." Fang Yan said angrily. He turned around and begged to leave. It would be better if he left early, and staying east would make him even more embarrassed.
Sigh----
Ye Wenwen moved the slender high-heeled shoes a step forward and once again blocked Fang Yan's way with her tall and exquisite body.
Fang Yan raised his eyebrows and said: "Mom, he knows that I am wrong and he has some misunderstandings. Can we go home and talk about those things? Taitung is not his student. We just stand there and make noise. Isn't that annoying?" Is it a joke?”
"I used to call him a bitch, but now I call him mom?" Ye Wenwen sneered. "After being a teacher for a few months, is it much more civilized to shut up?"
"Smelly bitch? What bitch?" Fang Yan said in a low voice. Shunli turned off the loudspeaker to prevent those guys from Taitung from hearing their wrong words. "When did he call me a bitch? He doesn't remember anything like that at all."
"A good man doesn't fight with a woman, and a good dog doesn't seek to stand in the way. So that's what I said, right?"
"Has he said it?" Fang Yan thought about it seriously and said, "Keke has said it, right? They have a dog at home, and it always blocks his way----"
"That dog's name is Wenwen." Ye Wenwen continued. "He has seen it before. He once fed it meat buns."
Fang Yan was furious and said, "Who picked that name? How could such a mighty and domineering dog have such a feminine name? He clearly named it Dongmen Chuixue----Miss Ye, He felt that there were many misunderstandings between them. I went back with him and he explained it to me. I am not satisfied with his explanation, can I beat him again? "
"Now that you think about it, are you asking for an explanation?" Ye Wenwen looked at Fang Yan with a mocking look on his face and said, "I ran away with my family, discarding the annual martial arts competition agreement between Ye Fang's family and leaving him alone. Ending up alone, why didn't I think of asking for an explanation at that time?"
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"I compiled a letter and asked someone to give it to him by name - stinky woman, an old man doesn't fight with a woman, a good dog doesn't want to stand in the way. He left and never saw me again. Otherwise, he didn't write what I wrote. Did you miss a word? Why didn't I ask for an explanation at that time?"
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"I scolded him for being the most ugly woman in Yanjing, the patriarch of the Yasha clan, the first honorary president of the International Federation of Ugly Women, and even acting in ghost movies without makeup - I said I never worried about a world war, so I said no. Worried that he won’t be able to marry-----"
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"I raised a palace poodle and named it Ye Wenwen. When nothing happened, I would throw out the smelly socks worn by my dirty shoes and let him pick them back up. I called him mom in front of so many people. , do I think he is a fool? If he is not stupid, why do you want to give me a chance to explain? "
Fang Yan looked at Ye Wenwen shyly and said sheepishly, "Do I know all that?"
"Is there anything I need to add?"
"Actually----I have summarized it very completely." Fang Yan said. "Can I tell him who betrayed him?"
"Then what?"
"After he gets beaten, beat him up again." Fang Yan's tone suddenly became murderous. "No, no, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, those two guys who are trying to get in and out of things. He knows that they came to Huacheng to find him with bad intentions. Maybe they are the undercover agents I sent——"
Ye Wenrou laughed, looked at Fang Yan and said, "Fang Yan, after so many years, I must not know a secret."
"What secret?"
"He just likes me when I'm shameless."
Fang Yan's heart was beating fast and he asked in surprise, "Am I telling the truth?"
"Of course." Ye Wenwen said. "That way----when you hit me, you won't feel any guilt at all. Even if you don't hit me, I feel like I can't fault myself----Do I understand the feeling he said?"
As soon as Ye Wenrou finished speaking, his body rose into the air, like a dragonfly playing with a cat, like an eagle fighting a tiger, and stretched out his legs to grab Fang Yan's neck.
Fang Yan turned around and quickly avoided Ye Wenrou's attack.
Ye Wenwen's body was extremely capable of staying in the air. His right leg fell into the air, and his left leg came swinging again.
Fang Yan used his right foot as the center of the cone, and his body fled 360 degrees to the outside.
Ye Wenwen's quick-attack attacks with both legs were dazzling.
Fang Yan's body rotated like a tornado, making it impossible to distinguish the phantom of his true body.
change!
Turn again!
Plum blossom step, cross clone step, drunken crane riding the wind-----
Snapped-----
Fang Yan was punched in the chest by Ye Wenrou.
His body flew backwards and hit the wall behind the curtain.
Come on!
Ye Wenwen landed on one foot, then her high heels touched the ground, and her body rose into the air again.
She spread out her body and chased after Fang Yan's body, her feet turned into spears, and kicked towards Fang Yan one after another as fast as the wind and lightning.
Bang bang bang bang bang------
Fang Yan's body was hit by Ye Wenwen's 'Cloud-Piercing Leg', and his body rose infinitely, hitting the tall dome of the auditorium.
Bang-----
Fang Yan's head passed through the glazed tiles of the roof, half of his body was outside, and half of his body was swinging to the east.
"There are holes in the roof----" a student in Taitung exclaimed.