"He thinks that the red robe is good for the little uncle to wear. He looks very energetic. At first glance, he looks like a prince on a red horse. Their ageless male god Andy Lau also said that if a man wants to be handsome, he must be dressed in the same red robe. Red----" Fang Yingxiong said, holding up a robe in his lap.
"He thinks it's better to wear black. Black looks capable, serious, and cold. If the junior uncle fights that old monster from the Chiba Military Department, wearing that kind of clothes will make it easier for him to escape ----- Let me think about it , the whole mountain is dark, my junior uncle is hiding in the woods and behind rocks in those clothes, where can I find Chiba Military Department?"
Snapped!
Fang Yingxiong stretched out his leg to slap Fang Haohan on the head. Unexpectedly, Fang Haohan was so guarded against his move. As soon as Fang Yingxiong stretched out his leg, he was slapped away by Fang Haohan.
Fang Yingxiong was furious, even though his legs and back were hurting, he pointed at Fang Haohan and cursed: "Fang Haohan, I'm a red idiot, how can I raise their ambitions and destroy the prestige of my junior uncle? Now that the war is coming, I What does it mean to say that my junior uncle attacked the Qianba Military Department?"
"He didn't say that my junior uncle attacked the Chiba Military Department." Fang Haohan explained. "Did he say that if my junior uncle attacked the Chiba War Department——?"
"No, that's what I said. I am extremely distrustful of my junior uncle. Without it, my junior junior uncle would definitely be able to defeat the Chiba Military Department." Fang Yingxiong shouted angrily. "If the junior uncle attacks the Chiba Military Department, we can go back to Yanjing. They will discriminate and laugh at them. When Miss Ye is angry, she might beat us both up every day--- --"
"I think it's beautiful." Fang Haohan said. "Do I think anyone can get Miss Ye to do something?"
"I-----"
Snapped!
Fang Yingxiong received a slap on the head. Fang Haohan turned around and wanted to run away, but was slapped on the head again.
Fang Yan had just finished taking a bath and came out in a red shirt and said, "Are we two bored?" He was soaking in the bathtub and wanted to be quiet for a while, when he heard our two idiots buzzing like flies. It keeps buzzing and makes people’s ears unable to be quiet----"
Fang Yingxiong's head was in burning pain, but he looked at Fang Yan with a flattering face and said, "Uncle Junior, they are choosing my shirt for tomorrow morning - he thinks my temperament is most suitable for wearing red. , Ximen Chuixue should wear red. One person, one sword, and a red robe, standing on the roof of the palace----"
"Without culture, it's not the Forbidden City." Fang Junhan said contemptuously.
"That's not the roof." Fang Yingxiong said. "My uncle likes Ximen Chuixue the most, so he thinks I should wear a red robe."
"Who said he likes Ximen Chuixue the most? He likes Chu Liuxiang the most." Fang Yan said angrily.
"Why?" Fang Yingxiong couldn't understand how cruel his young uncle was. Ximen Chuixue's name sounds so cool that it makes people shiver all over. They pick up girls based on their reputation, so I just need to hand over my business card and the girl will come back with me.
"Chu Liuxiang has many wives." Fang Yan said. “Which one do we think looks good on him?”
"Red."
"black."
There are huge differences in the views of Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, and one is black and the other is red.
"Everything he wears looks good," Fang Yan said.
He took the red robe from Fang Yingxiong's legs, and then put the clothes on himself. He took the black robe from Fang Haohan's legs and put the black robe on himself.
The red robe is used as the lining, and the black robe is used as the face. He put all the thoughts of the two people into his body.
Seeing Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan's solemn expressions and sad eyes, I knew that they were deeply moved by his behavior.
Fang Yan patted Fang Yingxiong on the shoulder, then patted Fang Yingxiong on the head, and said with a smile: "Meiying Department, the weather is cold, wear more clothes to keep out the cold----Please tell me, Qianba Military Department was frozen to death at Yijianfeng Peak, then didn’t he get a big bargain?”
Fang Yingxiong's face was full of regret and he said: "I knew I would have prepared a piece of armor for my junior uncle----"
"Wrong. You might as well buy a Transformers suit and wear it with you----"
"------" Fang Yan gritted his teeth and looked at the two bastards, wanting to crush them into balls. Do they think they are greedy for life and afraid of death if they wear an extra piece of clothing
Fang Yingxiong stood in front of the school and waited for a long time before a taxi slowly stopped beside them.
"Where are you going?" the taxi driver asked, looking at the three strange-looking guys in front of him. Of course, he didn't open the car door easily.
"Yijianfeng." Fang Yingxiong said expressionlessly.
"It's too far, I won't go." He said it before he even finished speaking, and the car had already disappeared.
"Uncle Junior, those taxi drivers treat us as kidnappers----" Fang Yingxiong said angrily.
That was already the sixth taxi they had stopped coming from the east. Every taxi driver saw the expressions of the three of them and heard about the destination they wanted to reach at this time and drove away ----- No. Are we going to Yijian Peak? Why are we so nervous? Are they really not denying that the kidnappers are wearing such formal clothes
Fang Yan felt very sad. Did he want to win glory for the country, or did he want to fight the Japanese sword god to the death? Why couldn't he even get a taxi? Have we treated our national heroes so wrongly
Fang Yan suddenly felt that he would never be cruel again, and wanted to turn around and go back to sleep.
"Use a taxi app." Fang Haohan said. "He set a tip of fifty bucks."
Thank God, with the fifty yuan tip reward, a taxi finally stopped beside them.
"Going to Yijian Peak?" the dark-faced taxi driver asked.
When Fang Yanfang's hero Fang Haohan was about to think of a reason to explain why he went to Yijian Peak so late at night, the taxi driver had already asked his second question: "Going to watch a martial arts competition?"
"I already know?" Fang Yan looked at the taxi man in shock and asked.
"Hey, he has sent two groups of people there." The taxi driver said proudly. "Otherwise, who would be willing to run to that place?"
"Are many people passing by?"
"Many. It is said that the Guanyin Tower east of Yijian Peak is almost full of people."
"That kind of peerless high-leg competition, most people can't see it?" Fang Yan said. I thought to myself, would it be a big loss if I didn’t sell the tickets in advance
"Bah, how could there be any peerless high legs in those days? It's not like two magicians want to be famous and boast about themselves? What kind of Tai Chi master? What kind of Eastern swordsman? It's probably not as exciting as the "Martial Arts" he watched every morning - ---"
Fang Yan touched his face, but luckily there was no saliva. For the sake of finding his way by driving, Fang Yan resisted the urge to kill and silence.
Fang Yingxiong understood Fang Yan's mood and whispered: "Uncle Junior, he can also drive."
"Shut up." Fang Yan said.
The taxi driver refused to leave after driving to Guanyin Terrace, and said, "Yi Yi is one hundred and sixty, plus the tip of fifty we mentioned, the total is two hundred and one----Brother, can you give me the invoice?"
Fang Yan looked at the dense crowd at Guanyin Tower and said, "Master, can you take a walk? We're only halfway up the mountain."
"Hey, buddy, he won't leave. Let's see what the traffic is like in front of him. He can't leave even if he wants to." The taxi driver complained.
Fang Yingxiong paid the money and the group of people drove towards the top of Yijian Peak.
"Melon Seeds Peanut Beer Telescope-----"
Hey, there are a lot of people running over there to do business. Are those businessmen really pervasive
Yijianfeng belongs to a very undeveloped mountain range and was previously the base camp of the racing gangs. The mountain road will be lined up with cars tomorrow, so the speedsters will have no chance to show off. They parked their gorgeous sports car towards the Guanyin Terrace. Hehe, they received more admiration and admiration than they did for winning the 100-time drag racing championship.
The further you go, the more rugged the mountain road becomes, and in the end there is no way to go. That's not the reason why most people stay at Guanyin Tower, because climbing the mountain in the middle of the night is very dangerous. If it accidentally rolled to the east, it might even lose its life.
Of course, such steepness is not an obstacle for Fang Yan, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan. They ran to the top of the mountain as fast as they could, watching the moon buds in the sky.
"It's so cold." Fang Haohan said. Junior uncle is so smart, he put on two coats in advance.
Fang Yingxiong didn't shut up. He stood on the top of the mountain with his head held high, bathing in the cool breeze and moonlight, as if he was about to face a life-and-death battle.
That sense of immersion is really wonderful!
Who among martial arts practitioners doesn’t want to stand at the top of the world
At that moment, a red figure rushed towards Shan Zai quickly.
His body shape is like a red ape, like a cheetah, and like a born immortal. You don’t need to use your legs to climb, your feet can already jump several meters away. Those strange-shaped boulders with barbs and thorns didn't bother him at all.
In the blink of an eye, Qianba Military Department was already standing in front of Fang Yan.
"I'm very punctual." Chiba Hyobu said with a smile.
"This is not the traditional virtue of their Chinese nation." Fang Yan said.
Qianba Bingbu pointed to the crowd on the mountainside and said: "There are many people coming——"
"With his high legs, it is normal to have three to five hundred fans. They all want to see him defeat me with their own eyes."
Chiba Bingbu chuckled and said: "Someone deliberately let the news out. They hope that I will die, be defeated in front of countless people, and hope that my reputation will be ruined - it seems that my popularity is very bad. "
A wise man like Chiba Hōbu knows the whole picture by looking at a leaf. Seeing the crowd to the east, it became clear that there was another group of people manipulating and promoting behind that battle. Moreover, Fang Yan is a group of very unkind people.
Of course, the Chiba Military Department had no good intentions when discussing that topic with Fang Yan before the war.
"He just likes Huai Te and they all hope to see him defeat me with his back legs when he is defeated by me----" Fang Yan said with a smile. "They call that a slap in the face."
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