Ultimate Teacher

Chapter 27: Uncle, uncle, you are such a monster!

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The first game, Fang Yan vs. Nong Bo.

Nongbo rolled first, and a dice rolled out five points, which is not a small number.

Nong Bo glanced at Fang Yan proudly and said, "It's my turn."

Fang Yan took the dice cup and said, "It seems he lost."

boom----

After shaking a few randomly, he gently covered the dice cup on the table.

"Six. Six. Six." Jiang Qin lay next to Fang Yan and encouraged him. Girls' bodies are soft and their hair has a sweet fragrance--it really challenges men's weaknesses.

"If I shouted, I would help him drive." Fang Yan said with a smile.

"Okay." Jiang Qin suddenly opened the dice cup and immediately shouted in surprise. "It's really six o'clock, it's really six o'clock. Why is it really six o'clock?"

"Lord, please, I shouted well." Fang Yan said with a smile.

"Come again." Nong Bo was unconvinced.

In the second game, Nongbo scored a four-point score. The number is not high, but it is not low either.

"I can beat him if I roll out a five-point." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan.

"I'm really good at math." Fang Yan said with praise.

"Of course." Jiang Qin looked proud, not caring about the other meanings contained in Fang Yan's words.

He pressed the dice cup, shook it a few times, and said, "Since I'm asking for five points, it's up to me to reveal it."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Qin opened the dice cup. Then, she once again shouted in surprise: "Five o'clock, it's really five o'clock. Giggle, he's so awesome, we all call him the gambling king."

Nong Bo drinks again.

"The third round." Nong Bo's eyes were filled with anger. Losing two games in a row made him embarrassed. He took the dice and shook it vigorously for a while, then slammed the dice cup on the table and shouted: "Six o'clock."

When I opened the dice cup, it turned out to be six o'clock.

"Well done, Brother Nong."

"Brother Nong, I will definitely win him that time."

"No, unless he also shakes out a six."

The boys finally saw the hope of winning and cheered for Nong Bo.

Fang Yan smiled, took the dice and shook it a few times, then said to Jiang Qin, "I'll be the one to decide."

"Isn't it good?" Jiang Qin said hesitantly. "What if I lose?"

"If you lose, drink." Fang Yan said. "How about a glass of beer? We won two games in a row, so it's only fair that we lose once."

"Then he really opened it?"

"open."

"Six." Jiang Qin shouted softly, suddenly opened the dice cup, and then stood stunned on the spot.

Six o'clock, the six red dots are not so dazzling.

"Let me lose. Why did I open six o'clock?" Fang Yan said reproachfully.

Jiang Qin's eyes were full of smiles and he said: "He didn't want to either. Could it be that his luck is so good? Is it because he is not the goddess of luck? Haha----"

"A draw." Nong Bo said disappointedly. "One more gamble."

He took the dice and held it between his legs. After praying, he put the dice into the dice cup.

Wow ----

A long shake, then a sharp reveal: a little.

Nong Bo's eyes were dull, and the flesh on his face kept twitching.

In the emperor, I don’t want to play with him, okay

Fang Yan glanced at Jiang Qin and said, "Little sister, he thinks I'm very talented, should I learn gambling from him?"

Jiang Qin gave him a red look, and took the dice cup with his tender onion-like legs and gently shook it a few times. After opening it, it was two o'clock, just a little bigger than Nongbo.

Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin earnestly and said, "If you win, you win. Just beating them by a little bit is insulting, you know? You must be honest. Didn't the teachers in our school teach me? Isn't that true? It's too much. He's looking down on me."

"------" Nong Bo had the urge to vomit three liters of blood.

Two more boys came forward to challenge Fang Yan, but it turned out that no one could win. Fang Yan didn't drink a glass of wine, but he drank all the boys.

"Uncle, am I cheating?" A boy stared at Fang Yan very dissatisfied and said.

"No, how can anyone always win?"

"Definitely cheating."

------

Fang Yan smiled and said, "I'm willing to admit defeat. If we think he cheated and find evidence of his cheating, he will drink all the remaining wine in that room."

"------"

"No more rolling the dice." Nong Bo said. "They don't play that much, and they don't have as much experience as me. Let's arm wrestling, they beg to arm wrestle me."

"Isn't it good?" Fang Yan said.

"What? Am I scared?" Nong Bo said mockingly. "I am older than them and have had a few more years of food than them, so I have a big advantage."

"That's not what he meant. His advantage is so obvious - wouldn't it be bad to bully us?" Fang Yan turned to Jiang Qin and asked, "Then he will try with them?"

"Beat them." Jiang Qin waved his fist and said.

"Let him try his best." Fang Yan said. "Anyone who says he can't defeat is a classmate."

"------"

I don't know what happened, but when they heard Fang Yan say, "He'll do his best," many people at the scene felt their hearts twitching and their bodies feeling cold.

Nong Bo carefully looked at Fang Yan's height, weight, and measurements, and thought to himself, could everyone among the boys there deny Fang Yan's legs? If everyone competes with him separately, no one will suffer.

"Each of them sends one person to fight, and the losing side drinks." Nong Bo proposed a condition that was favorable to his side.

Fang Yan smiled and said, "Isn't that good? We have six or seven selectors over there, and he is the only one there - he can send himself there."

"What do I want?"

Fang Yan thought for a while and said, "Let's do that. If he wins, everyone on our side will ask for three drinks. If he loses, he will drink six drinks alone."

Nong Bo hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement and said, "No problem."

He turned around and shouted: "Little Fatty."

"Hey." A boy agreed angrily.

Xiaopang is not small, on the contrary, he is very, very big.

Seeing the guy who looked like a hill walking in front of Fang Yan, Jiang Qin had a very bad feeling.

"Nongbo, we are cheating." Jiang Qin said angrily. "Little Fatty is not in their class."

"Why don't their class members be allowed to participate in the competition?" Nong Bo said with a smile. "Xiao Pang is on their team."

"I don't want to compare with them." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. "Xiao Pang is a famous strongman in his school. In every school sports meeting, he has to be the champion in javelin and discus."

"That's it." Fang Yan looked at Nong Bo with resentment and said, "Don't we deliberately want him to drink? Isn't that too unloyal? He thinks they are friends."

"I'm willing to admit defeat. Who said that?" Nong Bo laughed. The other boys also had lewd expressions on their faces that said, "You're trying to trick me without any discussion."

"He said it. A man would rather die standing than live lying down." Fang Yan said loudly. "He competes with him."

"He is the referee." Yuan Lin said positively. "He said start, and we both started."

"He has no objection." Fang Yan said.

"He doesn't have any objection either." Yuan Lin, the chubby girl, admired her very much. Seeing that she was willing to join in, her chubby face flushed with excitement.

If you can defeat the guy you like in front of the goddess of your dreams, then-----in the eyes of the goddess, your fat body will no longer be called fat, but will be called strength, right

In fact, the chubby classmate really thinks too much. In the mind of the goddess, fat is always fat.

"Get ready." Yuan Lin shouted softly.

Fang Yan and Xiaopang held their legs together, with their elbows on the table.

"Start." Yuan Lin shouted loudly, waving her tender lotus-like legs and arms eastward.

Fang Yan didn't move, and neither did Xiaopang.

"He said start——" Yuan Lin reminded. What happened to those two people? Not cooperative at all. Everyone said it had started, but no one tried hard.

"It's already started." Fang Yan said.

"Ah?" Everyone didn't know what was going on with Hong

If two people can't move, then what's the beginning

Soon, they discovered the clues.

The little fat face turned red, the little fat face became sweaty, and the little fat face was covered with sweat. He gnashed his teeth, his expression was ferocious, and he used all his strength——

Even the redhead could see that Xiaopang had tried his best, even using his strength to drink milk.

Could it be that that guy was walking steadily without a red face and a heartbeat, just like a normal person

Everyone looked at Fang Yan in shock. What was that guy's background? Why are you so powerful

puff----

Little Fatty used too much force and held his breath for too long in his fat belly. The wine he just drank spurted out and splashed on the backs of his and Fang Yan's legs and wrists.

"That boy----" Fang Yan laughed. "I dare to use hidden weapons."

Pfft----

The whole crowd laughed.

Little Fatty's face turned redder, and he was too embarrassed to insist on going east again. He kept saying: "He lost, he lost, he didn't deny my wrong leg----"

Fang Yan relaxed his legs and said, "Cheng Rang Cheng Rang, you almost let me plot against you."

"------" Xiaopang's face turned purple from holding back, and he rushed into the bathroom without looking back.

Jiang Qin laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. He took out a tissue from his bag to wipe the back of Fang Yan's legs and said, "I'm so bad-----Why am I so bad----"

"Uncle, I'm so cruel. You really like me to death."

"No, it's too cute. I really want to pinch my face."

"You are so thick-skinned, it is rare in your life----"

------

Yuan Lin looked at Fang Yan with her beautiful big eyes and said, "He also wants to find an uncle like that----"

Jiang Qin quickly hugged Fang Yan's legs and arms and said, "Don't fight with him."

"------"

The bloody fight between two women for a man was unfolding before their eyes, and the boys were heartbroken.

In their hearts, uncle has become the most popular title and group.

Fang Yan stood up and said to everyone: "He really is not Jiang Qin's boyfriend. We don't want to bully him anymore -----"

The boys felt like they had been stabbed in the chest again.

Damn it, please touch your breasts when you shut up and act according to your own conscience, so who is bullying whom

I can't get drunk by drinking, I can't win by rolling dice, I can't defeat me by arm wrestling - I'm so old, will they die even once

Uncle, uncle, I am really a monster!

(PS: It was poorly written and made everyone laugh!)