TV is not a lie!
This is Fang Yan's deep understanding.
When I was watching TV in the past, when the male protagonist transformed into a Super Saiyan, he clenched his legs and shouted, and his coat and pants flew away with a violent shake of his body. The whole body is covered with a pair of sexy and charming boxer briefs.
In fact, that is not the case at all. I thought, when I exerted my strength to shake off my pants, did my outer pants break first? If the outer trousers are not torn, how can the body's energy burst the clothes outside the outer trousers
I've heard of beating cows across mountains, but never heard of beating trousers with pants on, right
So, I can shake off the jacket alone, but it is very unrealistic if I want to shake off the pants alone and keep the underwear.
It was not the first time for Fang Yan to do that kind of thing. He didn't have much experience, so he paid a heavy price.
It turns out that the audience at the Guanyin Tower cannot see the fighting situation on the top of the mountain. Even if they use binoculars, they can occasionally see one or two figures. When Fang Yan was fighting with Qianye Bingbu, he would not deliberately run to the cliff to give them a few more glances. How can those who didn’t buy a ticket enjoy such VIP benefits
But no, Fang Yan and Chiba Hebu were fighting naked on the edge of the mountain, which was a feast for the eyes of those guys who were anxiously watching with binoculars.
A fat man with a cigarette in his mouth widened his eyes, held up a telescope and said, "Damn, the beating was so fucking intense that even his clothes were knocked off -"
The senior fujoshi next to her snatched away the fat man’s boyfriend’s telescope, raised it and looked across the valley, her whole body began to tremble with excitement: “I really took off my clothes, I really took off my clothes—the back part The one took off his pants, and he could see his butt - he has a good figure, I wonder if they two have an affair? The cross-ocean love between the Japanese sword god and the Tai Chi master, I feel so excited just thinking about it - "
There were even more direct women waving their fists and shouting: "Together, together, together -" -
Many years later, when Fang Yingxiong told his son about the battle between Tai Chi King Fang Yan and the Japanese sword god Chiba Hyobu, he would still describe it in a heavy and hoarse voice: That fight was so painful, my master All my clothes are gone—
Can, when I say that sentence, can my expression not be so obscene and my smile not be so obscene? Is that good for me to bring bad associations to children
Otherwise, why would my fat son ask the ultimate question in such a hurry after I finished telling the story whether Grandpa Master and the Japanese sword god lived happily together in the first place? My son has become like this. Can my father take full responsibility
Of course, at that time, Fang Yan couldn't care less about how much trouble exposing his butt would bring to his life.
He is working hard, strenuously, ferociously, and relentlessly to bombard the Chiba Military Department.
Snapped!
Chiba Hebu's body was rising rapidly. With a little help from a large raised rock, he jumped high to the top of the mountain.
Fang Yan also jumped on his toes in a super Hot Wheels handsome posture. When he saw Ye Wenrou, Phoenix Qianye Xun, and countless people in the darkness staring at his body, He couldn't help but lower his head -
Damn, that’s so embarrassing!
There was a reaction!
Fang Yan used dozens of weight pendants on himself, which weighed tens of thousands of pounds in total, and then he pushed his body eastward with lightning speed.
However, in the eyes of the people on the top of the mountain, the picture looked like this: the naked Fang Yan jumped up from the valley like a monkey, and the naked Fang Yan jumped up the east valley like a monkey -
Fang Yingxiong raised his head and looked up at the stars, sighed softly and said, "My junior uncle is not a womanizer. Is the Fang family asking for a queen?"
Fang Haohan nervously covered his buttocks and said, "My junior uncle peeked at him taking a shower—"
"My uncle took him to Shihezi Reservoir to touch crayfish and tricked him into taking off all his clothes - he was very young at that time and had no awareness of precautions."
Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan looked at each other wrongly, and they saw despair and sadness in each other's eyes. Their virginity has been tarnished long ago, and they can no longer be beautiful young men.
When Fang Yan jumped in again, he had already wrapped a skirt around his waist. Then he had an idea and modified the trousers that he used to swing Ye Jian to look like that.
Of course, because he used too much force when taking off his pants, his clothes were in pieces, so his skirt looked like a fringed rag skirt, full of passionate and exotic style.
When Fang Yan punched Chiba Hyobu, his skirt would rise high, revealing his sexy and plump little buttocks.
When Fang Yan rushed towards Chiba Hōbu, his skirt would be blown up by the wind, revealing his sexy black-haired thighs.
When Fang Yan kicked Chiba Hōbu, his skirt was lifted up by the howling night wind, revealing that - holy shit, he was actually very responsive.
Every attack represents another exposure. The picture is so beautiful that many people dare not look at it more.
Of course, Fang Yan's sacrifice will also be effective.
boom-
He punched Chiba Hōbu away.
Snapped!
He slapped Chiba Hōbu until he vomited blood.
Boom—
He was kicked in the crotch by Chiba Hyobu.
Fang Yan gasped in pain, that old guy had planned for so long to just miss that blow, right
When Chiba Hyebu was knocked to the ground again by Fang Yan and his body hit the big rock hard, he completely lost the interest and motivation to fight.
He leaned against the stone, looked at Fang Yan standing in front of him and said, "I won that battle."
"He knows." Fang Yan nodded. "Can I stand up and let's fight a little longer? Ten minutes? Five minutes is fine too. Three minutes, please? I believe him, he's very fast. Come on, let him help me up -"
Chiba Bingbu looked at Fang Yan with doubtful eyes and said: "I have already won. If he admits defeat in public, my name will spread throughout China and East, and even the entire Asian martial arts world - why do you want to fight east again?"
Fang Yan was very angry and said, "He doesn't want to fight, but is it possible not to fight? I'm lying there motionless, how could he have the nerve to slap me to death? Let's fight again when I get up. I'll pretend to punch him, and then He would smash my head with one punch—"
Chiba Hōbu smiled silently and said, "I want to kill him?"
"That's nonsense." Fang Yan scolded. "I saw that he was young, talented, educated, and rich, so I wanted to kill him and solve a terrible and dangerous leg for us Asians. I have lived for so many years, I have eaten, drank, and played everything I should have. , not counting illegitimate children, there are already two children - can I let him slap him to death?"
"In that regard, I do better than him." Chiba Hyobu said. "He wanted to kill me, and his murderous intent was revealed from the beginning. I wanted to kill him, but it was only now that my murderous intent leaked out."
"That bullshit murderous intent is leaking out. Can he save his life from the beginning? Can he think about defeating me only after saving his life? Can he kill me only after he defeats me? Should I start from the beginning?" I just wanted to kill him, but he went through a complicated mental process and emotional changes - I don’t understand it, anyway, I want to stand up immediately and let him beat me to death."
Chiba Hōbu laughed wildly, laughing so loudly that he gasped for air.
He covered his chest and coughed violently, and bright red blood overflowed from the corners of his mouth. His external organs had been injured by Fang Yan, and his body was extremely damaged.
He had already lost his fighting spirit when he was beaten by Fang Yan in the East Canyon. The reason why he still fought with Fang Yan for a long time was because he felt dissatisfied. He was unwilling to be defeated by a young man from China.
In other words, his journey to conquer China has ended here.
But as soon as he took a step, someone chopped off the foot he took out. Such an experience makes people feel extremely sad and sad.
"He's so bright. He's so bright." Chiba Hyobu laughed so hard that tears came out. He looked at Fang Yan and said, "I am really an interesting person. There are people like that who can understand the true martial arts - Martial arts is not humane. Only by asking people to live energetically can martial arts reach its peak."
"It wasn't until now that he realized what his biggest flaw was. He focused on swordsmanship and didn't care about worldly affairs, but it was equivalent to closing the door between himself and the world. Only by joining the world can he understand that world. Only when you understand that world can you feel the seven emotions and six desires of the sword - his emotions are not lacking in ruthlessness and lightness, but they are missing a certain amount of human touch. It is not unfair to lose, and it is not unfair to lose."
The old guy lay there and talked for a long time, and Fang Yan was not willing to listen.
With his legs on his waist and his naked body, he was fighting in front of Chiba Hōbu with a heavy load. He said impatiently: "Can I get up? I don't think he can't kill me if I do that. Can he have his own mind?" A ruthless guy who does all kinds of evil—if you don’t believe me, I’ll go out and ask around, and the mere mention of his name will stop children from crying at night.”
Whoosh!
Chiba Hebu flicked his leg and a small stone flew towards Fang Yan's crotch.
Snapped!
There was a sound of a cloth belt breaking, and the small cloth skirt around Fang Huohuo's waist came out and was blown away by the wind.
Fang Yan stood there stunned for several seconds, then burst into laughter.
"Would I have moved my legs first that time—"
Fang Yan rushed in with his butt naked, and hit Chiba Hyobu who was lying on the ground by mistake, punching and kicking him through the cloud palm, collapsing cloud fist, monkey picking peaches, black tiger tearing out the heart, beast doing a 360-degree turn over Tokyo Tower -
(ps: It’s not like that. His original design was not like that. What he wanted to write was about the domineering and affectionate nature of Chiba Hōbu, who is so good at swordsmanship but also brutal and selfish. What he wanted to write about was about Fang Huohuo’s perseverance and being defeated time and time again. Knocked down and getting up again and again to make people cry, Dong used to fight back - what the hell did he write about. Let’s just beat him up, so that he feels better.)