Fang Yan often feels lonely. For example, when a person doesn't know what to eat for dinner, when a person squats in the toilet and forgets to bring paper, or when he wants to put the vampire into the soup pot and stew it but no one agrees -----
He felt no one understood him.
"Fang Yan, I don't want to put that dirty thing into the pot, throw it away, throw it away ---" Xia Tian looked at the chopsticks in Fang Yan's legs with the fiery red penis squirming. of earthworm-like objects, he said while holding back his nausea.
Just looking at it made her stomach twitch. How could she throw it into the soup pot? Who dares to eat something like that
"Teacher Fang, I'm going to trample it to death. It's so disgusting. He's getting goosebumps all over his body - what is that thing? An earthworm? A snake?" Jiang Qin couldn't stand that ugly soft body either. animal. She is most afraid of soft things like earthworms or snakes.
"Teacher Fang, raise the chopsticks. Wrong, don't do that. He took a picture and posted it on WeChat Moments - OK, he's finished taking it, I can take it and throw it away. Diaodong Cliff, looking at Let It makes people feel uncomfortable." Miss Yuan Lin's mentality was not very good, but her suggestion still caused the thing to be lost.
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Others also wanted to suggest Fang Yan to throw away the thing, but because their relationship with Fang Yan was not as close as Xia Tian, Jiang Qin, and Yuan Lin, and because of Fang Yan's strong threat of force, they did not dare to say it.
Song Ge opened his mouth and finally decided not to just watch for the time being. It's just a liquid tea soup. If it's ruined, it'll be ruined. It won't be good if it offends Fang Yan.
Throw it away
Those prodigal women, they don’t even know how precious that thing is. Things like ginseng, deer antlers, bear paws, etc. are not even crumbs in front of it.
This kind of snake is called a vampire, and it can be bred and grown with poisonous blood. Each time the skin sheds, a rotation occurs. There are already two red lines on its body, and one of them has faintly appeared, which proves that it is about to have three rotations.
After a hundred turns, the snake can turn into a dragon. The dragon has gone through thousands of tribulations, ascended into a dragon, and controlled an area of rainwater.
Of course, this is not a myth or legend. But no, most myths and legends actually have origins.
There are not many vampires who are about to turn three. After it turns three times, God knows what kind of existence it will become
Moreover, a venomous snake that is fed with poisonous blood has its whole body filled with venom. If handled properly and the snake's venom is removed, its flesh will be unbelievably delicious. Fang Yan has eaten pufferfish before, but the taste of that food is incomparable to that of vampires - of course, Fang Yan has never eaten vampires yet.
Because vampires are venomous snakes raised by humans and regard life as a precious thing. Who would be willing to use one to make snake soup
Fang Yan sighed softly and said, "Since no one wants to share, he will enjoy it alone. We are not allowed to say that he eats alone."
Fang Yan turned around and missed the restaurant owner who came over after hearing the news, and said, "Prepare a glass bottle for him. The kind we use to make wine and drink."
"Okay. They make their own plum wine. Sometimes customers like it and ask for a few bottles to take back to honor the elderly. So the shop specially prepared a lot of one-pound glass bottles, and he would prepare them for me. "The little boss said.
"Master Fang, may I please use it to make wine?" Song Ge asked curiously.
"No." Fang Yan said. "He told me if the snake wine is a good thing, not to mention the venom of mosquito bites and various snakes, it can also remove the serious diseases and tumors. Of course, we have already rejected his kindness, so the thing is for him. It’s human.”
"Is it that magical?" Song Ge asked uncertainly.
"It can strengthen the kidneys and yang." Fang Yan whispered.
Song Ge's face turned pale and he said, "Then when Master Fang's medicinal wine is brewed, will he ask for a drink?"
"No problem." Fang Yan said with a smile. "If I come in good time."
Seeing Song Ge staring at the vampire in the middle of the chopsticks with burning eyes, Fang Yan held up the vampire and handed it over, saying, "Give it to me?"
Song Ge was so frightened that he backed away. He was not afraid of the weird thing.
The hotel owner quickly brought out a glass wine bottle with a rubber stopper on it.
Fang Yan asked the restaurant owner to uncork the bottle, and then stuffed the vampire in with chopsticks. The thing had no eyes, but was extremely responsive. As soon as Fang Yan let go of the chopsticks, he turned around and tried to escape.
Hey, after all, it is not as fast as Fang Yan. Fang Yan had already put the stopper in the bottle, blocking it inside.
"Give him a pound of red wine. The strongest wine we have there." Fang Yan said.
"Then Central Plains Red? Sixty-five degrees." The restaurant owner said.
"Okay. That's it." Fang Yan said.
Otherwise, Fang Yan poured another bottle of 65-degree Central Plains Red into the glass bottle.
As soon as the red wine was poured in, the vampire was desperately struggling to dodge in the bottle. Obviously, it likes blood rather than the irritating alcohol.
Fang Yan capped the bottle and let it tumble inside.
Bang bang bang----
It was so powerful that the glass wine bottle banged when it hit it.
Moreover, Fang Yan deliberately placed the wine bottle on the table for observation. It turned out that the wine bottle kept shaking and vibrating on the wooden table, and it seemed that Coco would fall or fly out at any time.
Chirp Chirp----
The sounds coming out of its mouth were getting louder and louder, and then getting quieter and quieter. After more than ten minutes, it finally stopped.
"Dead?" Yuan Lin asked curiously. The little girl was very interested in new things, so she was the only one who ran behind Fang Yan to watch. Because she was lazy, Dongba simply rested on Fang Yan's shoulder.
"It's pretending to be dead," Fang Yan said. "If you don't soak it for seven days and seven nights, if you open the bottle cap, the thing will cocoa escape - of course, it will escape after biting someone to death. That kind of snake has a strong desire for revenge."
Everyone was horrified to hear this.
Xia Tian said: "Really or not? That snake - it knows how to deceive?"
"What animal doesn't know how to cheat?" Fang Yan said with a smile. "People have their own ways to save their lives, and animals also have their own unique tricks to save their lives. Besides, snakes are inherently insidious, so it's not a strange thing to know such strange tricks——"
Seeing such a monster shaking in front of their eyes, everyone completely lost their appetite.
Fang Yan looked at everyone and said with a smile: "Are you full? Let's go back when we are full. He can also take that thing to the sun to dry."
When walking back to the hotel, everyone was far away from Fang Yanyuanji.
Who would be so frightened when they see him holding a wine bottle like that, as if he were holding his own son with a doting look on his face
After escorting everyone back to the hotel safely, Fang Yan returned to his room.
Holding the glass bottle in his lap and looking at the vampire pretending to die in the bottle, Fang Yan's face turned cold.
conspiracy!
Is this a murder trap!
Shouldn't the snake that pounced on Xia Tian jump out accidentally? The snake was driven by people and frightened Xia Tian, who was defenseless on the top of the mountain. Xia Tian accidentally falls off a cliff, and the only person at the scene who can save Xia Tian is himself----
If the person behind the scenes continued to make moves when he jumped on the cliff to save Xia Tian, I am afraid that both he and Xia Tian would be in fatal danger----Why didn't he make a move immediately? And the vampire in the leg didn't make a sneak attack until it was time to eat.
If it appeared when it fell off the cliff in the summer, would the situation be completely different
Fang Yan didn't know that Snake Lord was about to activate the poisonous snake to give Fang Yan a fatal blow when he was attacked by Tianjizi. Without the snake-cart driven by the magic sound, the vampire's ability was greatly reduced, and the best opportunity to attack was lost after tracking him all the way.
Who on earth would dig such a big hole and want to bury themselves in it
Fang Yan always feels that he is a good person, but why are such good people so troubled
He is just talking nonsense, and he is not a treacherous and evil person. Why is everyone trying to get along with him
Fang Yan placed the glass bottle on the window sill, where the noon light was shining.
Sure enough, the vampire in the bottle is most afraid of sunlight. The body rolled and twitched inside the bottle again.
Fang Yan ignored it, closed the door and left the room.
Big hole. Blood. footprint.
Fang Yan used a stick to pick out the consistency of the blood and calculated the time, which happened to be when Xia Tian fell off the cliff. The soil dug out of the big pit was not new soil. Judging from Fang Yan's eyes, it was blown out by someone's strength, because the soil was so crumbly that it was broken into powder. Only with strength can you grind the soil into powder without any difference.
Fang Yan's expression was solemn. What kind of person could have such external strength
Moreover, the wrong side came from high altitude, so the pit felt like it was being squeezed. Fang Yan imagined some battle scenes in his mind and found that there were some moves that even he couldn't do or could do better than the person with the legs.
Thinking of that, Fang Yan felt a little relieved.
Xixiashan is neither small nor big, but there are only two people with that kind of body and legs. One is denying himself, and the other, needless to say, knows who he is denying.
Tianjizi helped him to avoid the disaster.
Can it be said that if Feitian Jizi was involved, why did he let the poison escape again
"If you want to take on a disciple, you must be serious about your work. Who would want to hang out with me if I work half-heartedly?" Fang Yan thought in his heart.
He walked to the high valley and bowed slightly to the east.
He knew that he could see his thanks.
"Let's settle the matter." Fang Yan thought happily.
"Bastard." At a creek at the foot of a mountain, a middle-aged Taoist priest gritted his teeth when he saw Fang Yan, who looked like black spots. "Is bowing enough to repay a favor? How can it be so cheap? Wait, we have a deep fate with him. Don't even think about escaping from his grasp."
(ps: Thanks to Brother Shencan Can Chan Chan for the 10,000 reward, and I also wish my family and I a happy holiday! May we live forever and share the beauty of the moon thousands of miles apart! To Lao Liu’s Guards Corps!)