Crush one to test
You can have two eyes, but you only have one life. How can you survive if you crush one
He didn't know whether it was because of anger or pain, but Mr. Snake's brain was dizzy. I feel like I'm about to faint.
"It seems that you are indeed sincere. Should I accept your deal?" Fang Yan hesitated.
"Hongkou. You are Hongkou—" Snake Lord bit into pieces with his black teeth and roared with blood in his mouth.
This time, Lord Snake really fainted.
In order to cooperate with Fang Yan, he plucked out one of his own eyes. Moreover, that eye is the eye of the snake, his natal soul. Without that eye, he would not be able to continue his cultivation, and his cultivation would stop there.
What's worse is that the person with snake eyes is his own master - the master has the power of life and death over his snake slaves. If you don't accept my deal, why the hell are you taking my snake eyes? You-what do you want to play? I have nothing now and I really can’t afford it
"Too immature." Fang Yan was very dissatisfied with Snake Lord's performance. "When trading, of course, you need to talk first and then start bartering. You fainted before the negotiation was completed. Should you still do this deal?"
Also, what is red lipstick
At this moment, a clear and loud voice sounded from the depths of the dense forest on the lakeshore.
"Hongkou is a demon from western Hunan. He is powerful and can do many evil things. Even Snake Lord, the king of poisons, calls you Hongkou, and you pissed him off to death, which shows what kind of nature you have."
Fang Yan was overjoyed when he heard this and shouted loudly: "Master, are you here too? Although I don't agree with your point of view, I accept your attitude of criticizing me. What Master taught me is that I am not broad-minded enough and my vision is not broad enough." I am not broad-minded enough and not friendly enough to others. I will definitely make corrections actively and change my mind and be a new person in the future."
When Fang Yan spoke, his eyes were still scanning around. Because of the dense cover of trees, it was difficult for Fang Yan to find traces of Tianji.
What's even more strange is that Tianji's voice is very loud, but it seems that only he can hear it. Fang Yan paid attention to a couple on the boat in the distance. They were chatting and laughing as usual and did not notice anything unusual.
Obviously, this is a special method of sound transmission.
Fang Yan quickly moved his feet away from Snake Lord's neck and said, "How about I give his eyes back to him? I didn't ask him to dig them out. He dug them out before I could stop him—"
"It's already something outside of me, how can I still put it on him?"
"Then I will dedicate it to Master as a filial piety?"
"I don't want those vicious things stained with blood." Tianji said. "Now that I have it in your hands, you should keep it well. Maybe it is also a good deed. Also, when did I accept you as my brother? How many times did you worship me as your teacher?"
"Master and I hit it off right away. I felt kind to you when I first saw you. At that time, I thought in my heart, I must make this great and outstanding man my master -" Fang Yan said sincerely.
"You feel cordial after the first meeting?" Tianji sneered again and again. "You almost pissed me off to death? If I don't have enough concentration, I will end up like that Snake Lord. How dare you say that we feel like old friends at first sight? You little bastard, you still want to hide all your thoughts from me?"
"I was testing Master. It was a test of Master's cultivation and character, and it was also a test of Master's moral character - Master could bear heavy pressure without getting angry, and could bear great humiliation without getting angry. He performed very well, even better than I imagined. "
"That's nice to say. Do you want to imitate my way of making dead trees bloom again?"
"How does rotten wood bring spring?"
"Spring is here, and rotten trees sprout naturally."
"When will spring come?"
"It depends on the weather. It depends on the weather."
Fang Yan's expression was solemn, he closed his eyes and thought carefully for a while, then said: "Master, since you have spoken out, you naturally have a way to arrange this snake king - no matter what the master tells me, I will obey everything."
"How to deal with it, you already have the answer in your heart. He has a fate with you for three calamities. The fate is not over yet, so let's keep him." Tianji sighed softly. "He is also a poor man."
"Okay. Then just listen to Master." Fang Yan agreed readily.
Tianji laughed and said: "You little bastard, if you want to become my teacher, you need some opportunities. When you have the mind of the Three Jewels, it won't be too late to become your teacher at that time -"
"Three Jeweled Hearts?" Fang Yan was anxious and said, "Master, which three hearts do the Three Jeweled Hearts refer to?"
"Heart of bravery, heart of killing, and heart of justice."
Fang Yan patted his chest and said, "Master, I have it. I have it."
Fang Yan unbuttoned his clothes and was about to take out his heart and put it in front of Tianji. In order to become a disciple of Fang Yan, he worked hard enough.
Tianji laughed loudly and said, "It's not you who has the final say. It's others who have the final say."
"Who is that other person? Ask him to come and check for me - Master, I really have it. Just accept me, and by the way, tell me how Kuchiki returns to spring?"
"Just take care of yourself." Tianji laughed and left.
"Master-Master-Master, are you really gone?"
After waiting for a long time, no reply was heard from Tianji.
"You're laughing your ass off - you're not willing to answer any question. Do you have the air of a Taoist?" Fang Yan said angrily. He is now facing a bottleneck and thinks about it day and night, just wanting to make further progress in his cultivation.
If he could understand the art of spring coming from dead wood, he could tear down the psychedelic wall blocking him and step into the unknown land.
That is a world that even old drunkards are struggling to pursue.
Fang Yan felt a fire in his heart when he thought that he might walk in front of the old drunkard and Wen Wen.
"Bastard." Tianji's voice suddenly came.
At the same time, Fang Yan felt a strong force coming towards the boat.
Fang Yan didn't dare to resist and let the force blow his boat towards the west bank.
Bang—
The hull of the boat hit the stone wall on the shore. Fang Yan had already held Jiang Qin in his arms, where he had touched the sleeping hole. As for Snake Lord, with his physical fitness, he wouldn't care about this level of damage, right
"Master—" Fang Yan shouted while standing on the boat.
No one answered.
"Master—"
Still no answer.
Fang Yan was relieved that the Taoist priest must have really left this time.
He was so cunning that he actually killed himself with a single shot. Is there still any trust between people
When Jiang Qin woke up, he was lying on a bench in the park.
The moonlight is cool, and the chill rises from the ground layer after layer. There are birds chirping and insects chirping in the dark and deep forest, as well as the footsteps and whispers of tourists further away.
The strange thing is that there are no mosquitoes. Not a single mosquito or bug appeared around Fang Yan and Jiang Qin.
Fang Yan thought about it for a while and realized that it was one of the effects of the snake's eyes. Snakes are extremely poisonous, and snake eyes are the king of poison. Now that it is contained in the skin bag in his arms, the smell and deterrence it emits are more than what a few mere insects can contend with
Fang Yan thought, this snake's eye is really a good thing. If you cut it into ten or twenty pieces, give one piece to grandma, grandpa, grandpa, mom, and all your relatives and seniors, and carry one piece in a sachet, it will definitely be an excellent medicine to repel mosquitoes and avoid poison. But I don’t know what Snake King will do. It won’t hurt—
Jiang Qin's long legs were placed on the chair, but his head rested on Fang Yan's thigh.
There was a piece of clothing covering her shoulders for warmth. It was the coat that Fang Yan took off.
Jiang Qin suddenly jumped up and exclaimed: "Toads—so many toads—"
Fang Yan pushed Jiang Qin into a chair and said with a smile, "The toad is gone. We are safe now."
Fang Yan was worried that Jiang Qin would see too many bloody things, so he clicked on her sleeping hole before Snake Lord appeared. When Jiang Qin just woke up, her consciousness was still where she was before coma, and the afterimage of the toad was still overwhelmingly present in her mind.
Jiang Qin calmed down, looked at Fang Yan with concern and asked, "Are you okay?"
"fine."
"Where are those toads?"
"Driven away."
"Terrible."
Fang Yan smiled, looked at Jiang Qin and said, "I'll take you back."
Jiang Qin was silent for a while, then stood up happily and said, "Okay."
The two got up, stopped the car at the entrance of the park and rushed towards the village where Jiang Qin's family lived.
After getting off the bus at the alley, the teacher and the students walked one behind the other toward the same goal.
Fang Yan stood at the door of Jiang Qin's courtyard, waiting for Jiang Qin behind him to come over, and said with a smile: "Forget what happened today. I won't go in."
"What happened today?" Jiang Qin asked with a smile.
Fang Yan smiled and said, "I won't see you two off tomorrow."
"Yuan Lin and I will wait for you in Yanjing after the holiday." Jiang Qin said. "If you don't come, we won't go back."
Fang Yan smiled and said, "Then stay in Yanjing to celebrate the New Year."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Qin became excited. "How about we go to your house to celebrate the New Year? Will your parents be very happy? They will say whose little girl this is so beautiful - hahaha -"
Fang Yan smiled bitterly, shook his head, turned and left.
Jiang Qin stood behind him and shouted: "Teacher Fang—"
Fang Yan turned around.
Jiang Qin shook his arm and said, "Remember to put on your watch."
Fang Yan raised his arm to reveal the watch presented by Jiang Qin and said, "Put it on."
"Good night." Jiang Qin said happily, opened the courtyard door and ran in.
airplane. Business class.
Two little girls, Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin, looked like two beautiful dolls wearing one black sweater and one white hat, five-color hats and a wide scarf tied around their necks. On the entire plane, the two of them are the most dazzling presence. Even the flight attendants couldn't help but look at them more when they were busy.
A young man across the aisle handed over a business card with an amiable smile on his face and said: "The two girls have cute images and fresh temperaments. If you are interested in developing into the entertainment industry, I can help recommend them - by the way, I am the director of "All Big Stars", my surname is Huang, my name is Wei—"
Sister-in-law Li grabbed the business card with her fat hands and said with a glowing fat face: "Are you really the director? Do you think it's okay for me to go up? I can sing and dance yangko. If you don't believe me, I'll sing it for you first. First listen, you can help with the assessment—"
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(ps: The biggest update is the heavy wind and rain! Haikou is hit by another typhoon, and the day is really impossible!!!)