Fang Yan did not wear Tsing Yi, and his only Tsing Yi was torn into pieces during the battle with Baili Lu.
Did he bring several bottles of spirits? That was a gift prepared by Lu Chaoge for the old drunkard. Of course, those things and other gifts were packed into boxes, and Fang Yan couldn't bring them to the plane.
What he brought to the plane were his token, wallet, ID and two living treasures.
"He thinks that stewardess is so pretty, with a face and red skin -" Fang Haohan said with wide eyes.
"He likes that oval face. He has two dimples when he smiles. He wants to jump into the dimples and get drunk to death——" Fang Yingxiong said with an intoxicated face.
"I'm so fat that I can't jump in, right?" Fang Haohan reminded kindly.
"Fang Yingxiong, will I shut up? Why is he fat? Is he that strong - do I understand what being strong is?" Fang Yingxiong was furious. He liked the two things most when they called him fat and accused him of not being as handsome as his junior uncle Fang Yan.
"Even if you jump in-----" Fang Haohan continued to hit. "That won't mean you're drunk to death, or you'll beat someone to death-----"
"Fang Haohan, their friendship will end here tomorrow."
"I stole the "Twelve Skills of the Jade Room" written by my junior uncle----"
Fang Yingxiong was shocked and said with a pale face: "Starting from tomorrow, I will become his eldest brother."
Fang Yan withdrew his eyes from the "Air Travel" magazine in his lap, raised his head and glanced at the sneaky Fang Yingxiong. Fang Yingxiong said, "It's just an idle book, so he stuffed it into his arms when he left home. ---- He just lost his mind, what are we two old virgins doing studying that kind of science?"
Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan looked at each other wrongly, lowered their heads and said nothing.
"What? Are you embarrassed to say it?"
"Fang Yingxiong said -----" Fang Haohan asked again to push Fang Yingxiong out and jack up the cylinder.
Fang Yingxiong learned the lesson that time. He was betrayed by Fang Haohan rather than being honest. He quickly said: "He feels that they always want to have a place where they can win over the junior uncle. The junior junior uncle is too good. They are very good around me." under pressure."
"Then what?"
"They can be fat or ugly, but they can't have no self-esteem. They want to win over me once, they want to be able to do one thing before me----"
"What happens next?"
"They wanted to end their virginity before I did."
"Innocence?" Fang Yan looked at Fang Yingxiong's bun face with a shocked expression and said, "That thing was gone when I was born in the east, right?"
"Uncle Junior, what he said is virginity - chastity. Virgin." Fang Yingxiong said with a blushing face.
"Virgin?" Fang Yan thought for a moment, slapped Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan on the head, and said with a sneer: "I'm afraid our wish has failed? He has already been ahead of us."
"I didn't." Fang Yingxiong gritted his teeth and said.
"If I say no, then there will be no more. There are many women who like him. Do we know that----"
"That has nothing to do with me not being a married woman." Fang Yingxiong stood firmly on Fang Yingxiong's side that time.
Fang Yan was a little angry and said, "If he says no, he won't. Does he need to prove it to us?"
"Uncle Junior, they have learned the "Physical Bone Technique"----" Fang Yingxiong said cautiously.
"Master taught them. They can tell at a glance whether someone has kungfu or not, and they can also tell who is a married woman or not -----"
"What did the old drunkard teach us? Could it be that our kung fu has not improved, and we are always studying those evil ways - go back and each of us walk the Plum Blossom Step a hundred times."
"----Uncle Junior, I win." Fang Yingxiong said with a sad face. "They threw in the towel."
"Wrong, they gave up." Fang Haohan repeatedly agreed. "Just don't let them do the Plum Blossom Step, right?"
"What do we mean by that? We have to admit defeat because we surrendered to violence?"
"They didn't mean that. Not at all."
"He doesn't care." Fang Yan said angrily.
Fang Yingxiong smiled and said flatteringly: "He thought I wouldn't come back yesterday morning."
"What do you mean?" Fang Yan asked.
"They heard me calling Miss Lu and asking her to have dinner with her in the morning - so he and Fang Haohan made a bet that I would stay at Miss Lu's house -"
Fang Yan was trembling with anger and shouted in a low voice: "Those two idiots like us, who do we think they are?"
Seeing that Fang Yan was really angry, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan apologized repeatedly and said that the junior uncle had misunderstood and they didn't mean that at all. They believed in the junior junior uncle's character, even if all the men in the world did such things, the junior junior uncle would not do that. I will definitely refuse without hesitation.
"They didn't send out an invitation, so how could he have the nerve to stay here?"
"------"
Thinking of what happened yesterday morning, Fang Yan felt a little sad.
How can there be such a person? I couldn’t hug or hug her, but as soon as they entered the plot, I sent them to the door and said Happy New Year and see you next year -----
As a determined teacher, Fang Yan's favorite people are those who give up halfway. What big achievements will he make in the future
Thinking that he actually wanted to be despised by Fang Yingxiong, Fang Haohan and those two idiots, Fang Yan wanted to beat them both up.
The snow will fall earlier next year than in previous years. When the plane landed at Yanjing International Airport, except for the cleared runway, the ground was completely red. The entire Yanjing Airport is a black and red ink painting, the runway is in ink, and the areas covered with heavy snow are left in red.
"He finally saw the snow." Someone in the back cabin exclaimed. Tourists from the south screamed with joy when they saw red snow for the first time.
Fang Yan had a knowing smile on his face. After being away from home for half a year, he finally arrived.
Winter in Dongxue is winter. He likes the world covered with ice and snow.
When the hatch opened, Fang Yan took Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan away.
"Goodbye." The beautiful stewardess bent down and bowed.
"The one with the oval face is prettier." Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan said behind Fang Yancuo, with a final word. "Her breasts are fuller."
Speaking of the word full, he remembered something familiar again. What exactly is it
Fang Yan was in a good mood and liked everything he watched.
Of course, there are some who don’t like it.
A group of men in black walked towards him, or in other words, towards the direction where he was standing.
Fang Yan winked at Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, and then the three nephews stepped aside and stepped aside to the aisle.
The passage is narrow, and there are too many people on the wrong side. Naturally, if everyone collides head-on, they will not be able to pass. It is necessary for one of them to get out of the way.
Fang Yan is willing to be the person to avoid it. Public service announcements often say that if everyone takes a small step back, society will take a big step forward.
Unexpectedly, the group of men in black stopped in front of Fang Yan. They were led by a young man in a black suit. The man was very handsome and had delicate features. He could be the captain of any idol group he was thrown into. Or the handsome man Na Shitong who is responsible for the image.
The pretty boy adjusted his small gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked with a smile: "Fang Yan?"
His smile was so beautiful that it made the ice and snow in the outside world melt. Even the two flight attendants who were standing at the door of the cabin to see off the guests were so dazzled that they forgot to say a sweet 'goodbye' when the guests left.
The group of men in black blocked the aisle, and the first guests who came out did not dare to approach. People in front didn't dare to leave, and people in the back couldn't leave either. As a result, there were shouts inside the cabin, and many people didn't know what was going on outside.
"No." Fang Yan said calmly. Now that everyone is looking for me, I wonder if I can hide my identity.
"Someone wants to see me." Flower Boy said. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. His name is Mu Ying."
"Mu Ying?" Fang Yan's eyes narrowed. "The dragon swims in the sea, the earth is like the tigress, and the sky is like the eagle."
The handsome boy once again adjusted the small glasses on the bridge of his nose out of habit and said: "If he remembers it wrong, the person I'm talking about is him - he wants me to go now and follow him." Let’s take a trip.”
"Sorry, he can't come with me." Fang Yan said with a smile. "While he was on the plane, his mother started stewing his favorite beef tendons and bones. He hurried back to eat. When he got back late, the meat was stewed and the bones were cooled, and the taste changed."
Mu Ying was not angry, looked at Fang Yan and asked, "Am I really rejecting him if I deny it?"
"I looked at his face----" Fang Yan said. "Is he smiling?"
"The people he begged never failed." Mu Ying said. He smiled again, showing eight neat, snow-red teeth. Fang Yan secretly sighed in his heart, if the guy didn't act to trick the little girl into screaming and crying, would he really be silent? "I won't embarrass him, and he won't embarrass me, okay? We are all gentlemen."
"Am I embarrassing him by asking him to come with me? Don't I have any awareness at all?" Fang Yan said with a serious expression. "He doesn't deny those little girls. If I wink at them, he will happily go back with me——"
"How about going back with him?" A cheerful voice suddenly sounded from behind the crowd.
The men in black were separated, and a group of women wearing black camouflage strode over. The military leather boots on their feet clattered on the cement floor, as if they were stepping on everyone's heart, making people gasp for breath.
The leader, a plump woman wearing a large silver ring on her ears, strode up to Fang Yan, looked at Fang Yan with a smile, and said, "Who would like a man with a strong body and a pink face?" Sister, please go back, okay? Sister, buy me candy."
The woman's facial features are rough, but they are not ugly when matched together. Instead, they give her a strange sense of beauty. Tall, strong and plump, like a beautiful and aggressive heifer. Every man who sees her has the desire to conquer her.
Fang Yan looked at the pretty boy Mu Ying, and then at the camouflage woman standing in front of him who wanted to hold him in her arms and pity him. He squinted and smiled and said, "We all want him to go with us, really?" It’s hard for him to choose—please let’s have a fight, and whoever wins will go with him?”
(ps: The new volume of Yanjing Storm is being played, which takes a lot of time. The update is late. I am very sorry!)