In the gray sky and the vast red earth, the birds flew away, with only a few feathers leaving traces of their existence.
If the bird flies away, there will be no lunch tomorrow.
Seeing the regretful expressions on Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan's faces, Fang Yan felt full of sympathy for them and said aloud: "He said it a long time ago - it's a very inhumane thing. What's wrong with the little bird?" Delicious? I don’t have any meat in my skinny little body. If you want to eat it, we’ll go to the mountains to hunt pheasants and rabbits. We’ll catch a few handfuls of chili peppers and stew them in a big pot. You can eat whatever you want. , the meat is very filling, how good is it?"
Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others were all trembling with anger. Ye Wenwen was standing next to her. They knew they were going to beat her, so they had already thrown the black leather leggings they were wearing on their legs over to duel Fang Yan.
When did I say that was an inhumane thing
Didn't I ask with great enthusiasm to hunt birds before? Every time I act as the commander in chief, they all act as my little soldiers running errands, okay
What's good about birds? Did anyone feel good about it after eating it just now and took them out to hunt birds
Shut up and please touch your conscience!
Hearing Fang Yan talk about how to hunt pheasants and hares, Ye Wenwen's eyes became bright again and he said, "Hunting hares?"
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Everyone looked at Ye Wenwen carefully, fearing that she would make any other requests.
Li Xiaotian and the others could not answer, but Fang Yan had to. After all, Ye Wen refused the guests he invited.
He looked at Ye Wenwen with a smile and said: "No. After the Dongxue, there were a lot of pheasants and hares in the mountains. The snow was too deep and they were not as flexible as before. Especially rabbits with short legs would jump when they got stuck in snow holes. If you don't come out, you will pounce on it - in the past, they often caught it in the mountains. After catching it, they would make stir-fried chicken or stir-fried rabbit, add more seasonings and peppers, drink a sip of wine and eat a piece of meat, and they would be sweating profusely after eating. "
"Can we arrest him now?" Ye Wenwen pretended not to see the painful expressions on Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others, and asked.
Fang Yan looked back at Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others very humanely, and said, "It should be okay, right?"
Ye Wenwen waved his calf and said straightforwardly: "Go hunting hares."
Otherwise, the faces of Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others became even more miserable.
Li Xiaotian pulled Fang Yan's legs and arms to the side and whispered: "Brother, I'll just let them go - I'm going to pick up girls, does it matter if they follow me? Besides, they'll catch them later." Pheasants, hares and the like, Miss Ye softened her heart and asked them to let all the wild animals go. What did they eat? They only ate two birds in a whole day. He was so hungry after all our tossing. Back it----let's play, they go back first?"
"Does he want to let us go? I also saw it. That matter was not decided by him at all." Fang Yan smiled helplessly. "He can promise me that he won't let her let go of the pheasants, rabbits and other things he caught later. If she asks if she dares to do that kind of thing again, he will slap her with big-eared melon seeds - it's against the sky. Already?"
Li Xiaotian stared at Fang Yan with disdain on his face and said, "Then you have to give me a good beating - I was beaten to death by her. Who dares to believe me when I say Zhi Tong?"
"But before, now she doesn't deny his wrong leg at all. If he is in a bad mood, he pulls her out and gives her a beating. She doesn't even dare to hit her legs. Hurry up and let the brothers get ready. If you don't see that, You little girl from this world, look at the monster-fighting abilities of our Yanziwu 'Beautiful Boys Team'."
The Beauty Team was the name of the bird-shooting team led by Fang Yan. At that time, there was a popular idol drama called "Meteor Garden". They got inspiration from that drama and chose such a name.
I originally wanted to learn from someone else's f4 group, which they called f11, but unless friends continued to join in, f11 would become f12 tomorrow. That would make it difficult to spread and build a reputation.
It won't work without changing their names. The eleven people who joined the group at the front were handsome men, but the ones who joined behind them were not handsome men? Not conducive to organizational unity.
"You really can't let go that time." Li Xiaotian said worriedly. There is no sense of team honor at all.
"I won't let it go."
"Then let's go." Li Xiaotian said resignedly: "I hope I won't be able to survive that time."
Ruan Jing, who was sent back by Fang Yan to get the lotus leaf chili sauce, came back. He excitedly held up the big bag in his leg and said, "He brought everything we asked for. Where is the bird?"
Fang Yan glanced at him and said sheepishly: "Ruan Jing----well, please let me go back and get a pot."
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One rabbit and one chicken, cut into pieces and stir-fry in a large pot. Add spices and a lot of red pepper, then sprinkle with shredded ginger and green onions. When the broth in the pot bubbles, lift the lid, stretch out your chopsticks and eat.
It's hot and spicy, and the Shao Dao Zi brewed in a small workshop in Dakou Yanziwu will give you a taste that even an immortal would never change.
When a man meets a beautiful woman, he always tries to get her drunk, and Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others are no exception.
It turned out that Ye Wenwen's eyes became brighter and brighter as he drank, while Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others became stupider and stupider as they drank.
Fang Yan didn't bother to remind them, just eat meat and drink wine. When he was full of wine and food, Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others had already fallen asleep in the snow nest.
Ruan Jing looked at Ye Wenwen in surprise, as if he had seen a ghost.
Madam, he went back and brought a bucket of roasted knives in bulk. Now the wine bucket is empty. Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the five of them drank ten kilograms, and Ye Wenwen drank four or five kilograms alone.
Does that woman have a limit to her drinking capacity
"I-----" Ruan Jing looked at Fang Yan and said, "Why didn't you remind me?"
"He reminded me." Fang Yan said aggrievedly.
"Why did I remind you?"
"He didn't even dare to drink with her." Fang Yan said. "no Zuo no Die."
puff-----
Ruan Jing also lay on the ground and vomited wildly. I don't know if it was because he drank too much just now or if Fang Yan was so angry that he vomited. Originally, he followed Zhu Zidan and the others and wanted to knock Ye Wenwen down in a wheel battle, but then he quickly stopped when he realized that the situation was not bad - so he ended up half dead.
After leaving the drunkards in the care of Ruan Jing, Fang Yan accompanied Ye Wenrou back to the village. "Have we played like this before?" Ye Wenrou asked.
"No." Fang Yan nodded. "There are so many games. I'll see the tip of the iceberg tomorrow."
"It seems----my life was pretty good before?" Ye Wenrou said with emotion. Compared with Fang Yan, her childhood---there's really nothing to say.
"It's fine. Before you met me---" Fang Yan realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly changed the subject and said, "Tomorrow's game will be good, right? If they want to eat it, they can come over at any time."
"It tastes very good." Ye Wenrou nodded. "I said before I met him - what about after I met him?"
"Before meeting me, my confinement life was very happy. After meeting me, my life was very fulfilling." Fang Yan said with a serious face. "Enrichment is a higher level than happiness. Life can't be silly and fun all the time, but fulfillment makes people's lives complete."
"Do I really think so?" Ye Wenrou asked Fang Yan with a sideways glance. She didn't believe Fang Yan's nonsense.
"Of course." Fang Yan nodded extremely seriously. "If you want to meet me, does he have the heart for Tai Chi? Why don't Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others not have it?"
Ye Wenwen wanted to hit someone again, and said in a deep voice: "Is it because they don't practice Tai Chi----"
"So he said that they should never have the heart of Tai Chi in their lives." Fang Yan said with a smile. "If you don't have the heart for Tai Chi, how could he defeat Qianba Military Department? How could he become the inspirational image that every parent chooses to educate their children? How could he become the male god idol in the minds of countless boys and girls in Yanziwu? "
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When Fang Yan was bragging, he met Hongxiu and Fenghuang who were walking together to enjoy the snow.
Hongxiu and Fenghuang walked from the opposite bank of the Stone River. Hongxiu was still wearing a red robe with disheveled hair. The difference was that he was wearing black cloth shoes tomorrow instead of running barefoot in the snow like last time. Phoenix was wearing a purple trench coat, high-heeled leather boots, and a plush hat on his head. He looked proud and charming, and looked carefully dressed.
Hong Xiu didn't know what he said. Phoenix chuckled and looked very happy.
Their eyes met, and the four people's footsteps stopped.
Fenghuang looked at Fang Yan, but Hong Xiu looked at Ye Wenwen thoughtfully.
"Are we going on a date?" Fenghuang asked, looking at Fang Yan.
"I guess?" Fang Yan said. He didn't dare to say no and he didn't want to say no, so he just used rhetorical questions to deal with it.
After all, I am too naive to show off in front of the illusion of first love.
Fenghuang Zaidong looked at Fang Yan, then looked at Ye Wenwen, and said with a smile: "He can't guess."
"Why not?"
"No reason." Phoenix said. "Just the feeling——it doesn't feel like we are a couple."
"Haha----" Fang Yan sneered. He stretched out his legs to hug Ye Wenwen's waist and said, "Does he need to prove something to me?"
There are often scenes like this in TV dramas that Fang Yan has watched. The heroine takes revenge on her ex-boyfriend who hurt her, or brings a man who is better or more affectionate than her ex-boyfriend to a party. In front of the party My boyfriend will definitely be wrong about the heroine’s behavior. I scoffed at the heroine’s behavior and said, “I don’t want to use those inferior legs to deceive him. Isn’t it right?” How could the heroine get so angry that she rushes to hug the hero and kiss her or kiss her wildly----
Of course, the heroine's illusion of kissing usually belongs to the male lead in that drama.
Fang Yan felt that he was just the 'heroine', and he accidentally met his first love, so he wanted to use another woman to prove that I didn't ask for him, he had what they wanted, and the person who wants him now is better than me. More beautiful than me, brutal and violent----
"Does he need to prove anything to me?" Fang Yan said.
When he shut up, his legs wrapped around Ye Wenrou's waist as he wished.
It has to be said that Ye Wenrou's waist is very thin. Of course, she has a slim figure, and her waist is naturally not too fat.
The most important thing is that the legs feel very good, there is no excess fat, and they are not shriveled with just a bunch of bones left.
Oily, soft and elastic----
Among the women he has touched, he can be ranked in the top three. Of course, Fang Yan had never touched three women in total.
Hey, is your nose bleeding? What's going on