The third brother is not a real character, and a real character naturally wants to say some scene words at critical moments.
He clasped his fists, bowed to the villagers present, and said with a smile: "Dear fellow villagers, friends and elders - is there any misunderstanding? They came to Yanziwu with no ill intentions, so they just wanted to come. Find someone, a friend - if I disturb you, please bear with me. He apologizes to you, sincerely apologizes. Let the brothers go over tomorrow, and I will definitely give you generous gifts in the coming months."
The third brother felt very sad and sad. The years of smooth sailing made him have higher and higher demands for himself. He doesn't allow failure, let alone such a humiliating failure - he wants to win 100%, and he wants to become a third brother who is 100% like the king of war.
Can anyone help explain Yidong, what the hell happened in that scene
No one responded. The villagers in Yanziwu looked at the third brother with strange expressions, as if they were looking at a red idiot.
"Well - he left his words there tomorrow, isn't it about the Chinese New Year? Every household will be given a pig leg and a basket of noodles -" The third brother decided to spend a lot of money to buy it. Although those rural people are tough and capable of fighting, they have never seen much of the world. Are you going to make them smile from ear to ear if you give them a pig leg and a basket of noodles
The villagers in Yanziwu were indeed laughing from ear to ear, and they were chatting in small groups, pointing at the wrong third brother.
Even if the third brother, Huang Yida and Guo Nu couldn't hear clearly what they were saying, they could guess something from their expressions and movements: Look, those three idiots!
Huang Yida wanted to cut the knot quickly and solve the problem. He felt that the longer he delayed, the more disadvantageous it would be for them. Fang Yan had deceived them there without even showing up. Who knows what bad things he would do
Huang Yida whispered to Third Brother: "Third Brother, it will cost a lot of money - those unscrupulous people are very excited. Don't worry, he will take care of them."
Being criticized like this by Huang Yida, the third brother didn't look good. He shouted loudly to the villagers: "The villagers are loyal, and he shouldn't be too stingy - a pig for each family, each villager gets 100 yuan. Every household has it." , what do you guys think? Then Dongzi should be satisfied, right? Folks, don't be too greedy. If it doesn't work - then they can ask the police. When the police come, we will have nothing. We will be left behind. No?"
"The gangster called the police and asked the police to protect him. This is the first time this old man has heard of such a thing." An old man said with a smile.
"No. Are you asking for shame?"
"Those who eat dirty food - they are too angry. I think of the time when my grandfather wore steel nails in his face and did not change his expression. He would ask for cigarettes from those who were in jail -" -
Third Brother and the others were scolded by a bunch of thugs for being unprofessional, which made them blush and feel embarrassed. They wanted to force their way through the crowd, but did they see that they had shovels, rolling pins, cooking shovels, big knives and spears in their legs? Such sharp weapons can dispel that idea.
"Are they really looking for someone?" Huang Yida tried his best to put a smile on his face and said: "Is he a student of Yanjing Conservatory of Music? Are they coming to Yanziwu to find their friends?"
"Who is my friend?" someone asked.
"Fang Yan." Huang Yida said.
"So he is a friend of the Fang family boy—"
"Don't listen to them. Why would you bring so many people to see your friends? Can those who bring knives and guns come to see their friends?"
"Whoever we come to find in Bufu is not allowed to bring weapons into the village. Isn't that a rule-"-
Fang Yan came over with a bowl of pig's feet rice in his legs, stood in the middle of the crowd with a smile, and said, "He doesn't know them. They don't carry knives or guns. They don't want to come to our village to rob." Bar?"
"Fang Yan—" Guo Nu stared at Fang Yan fiercely.
"Just reject him. If he rejects Fang Yan." Huang Yida whispered to his third brother.
"Brother, don't worry. That kid is registered with my brother. I'll beat him every time I see him in the future." The third brother said in a low voice. He also remembered Fang Yan for the humiliation he would receive tomorrow.
"Thank you, third brother." Huang Yida whispered. "What should we do now?"
"Admit defeat," said the third brother.
The third brother walked up to Fang Yan, stretched out his leg to Fang Yan, and said, "Fang Yan is a brother, right? He is the third brother, and friends in the circle call him 'third brother'. I heard that I and There was some misunderstanding between his two little brothers, so he came over to understand the situation in Yidong. Unexpectedly, he was misunderstood by the fellow villagers. I think it was a big deal - hahaha."
Fang Yan had no intention of shaking hands with his third brother. He stuffed a piece of braised pig's feet into his mouth and chewed it happily, saying, "He had some misunderstandings with my two little brothers. One of the two little brothers - he guessed that Huang Yida felt aggrieved and called me for help. I wanted to please Huang Yida or someone in his family and then brought a dozen brothers over to help him avenge his hatred, but I didn't expect it. When I entered Yanziwu, I was beaten like a pack of dogs - so now I come here and want to shake hands with him and ask for peace. Isn't it too late to take revenge in ten years when I have the chance?"
The third brother's face turned gloomy and he said: "Brother Fang, he has already learned the lesson just now about whether Yanziwu is easy to get into. But no, Yanziwu is not Yanziwu after all. Brother Fang always wants to go to Yanjing City. One day - at that time, I was afraid that something unpleasant would happen?"
Fang Yan looked at the third brother with wide eyes and asked, "Don't we want to beat him?"
"For example, there was a car accident while driving, and someone poisoned the food while eating, or - I was walking on the road calmly but was stabbed in the back - the world is too dangerous, what happened? Everything will happen." The third brother said in a calm voice, with an obvious threat.
"Do I know the difference between ideal and reality?" Fang Yan tried hard not to look at the two very dazzling big gold teeth in the third brother's mouth, which would affect his appetite. The pig's trotter rice that I thought was delicious just now became tasteless after seeing the face and teeth of the third brother. He didn't have the appetite to eat for fear of wasting food.
"What do you mean?" Third Brother looked at Fang Yan and asked.
Fang Yan said: "My ideal is to give him a man-made car accident when he goes to Yanjing City, or to be drugged while eating or stabbed while walking - the reality is not -"
Fang Yan suddenly pushed the big bowl in his lap toward the third brother's face, letting the overcooked pig's feet and fatty rice pour on his face.
"The ideal is very fulfilling, but in reality he treats me to pig's knuckle rice."
Everyone laughed, and the people in Yanziwu were very satisfied with Fang Yan's handling of the matter. For thousands of years, they never accepted threats. It's not something in their bones, it's their innate temperament.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu looked at Fang Yan with shock on their faces. Does that guy really not know how to write the word "death"
Does he know what kind of person the third brother is? Does he know that if he does this, he will suffer unending revenge from the third brother
No matter where he is, the third brother will find someone to cause him fatal trouble.
With that thought in mind, I felt an irresistible secret of joy.
If the third brother had been forced to do something because of Huang Yida's invitation before, then in the future he would hate Fang Yan's existence even more than Huang Yida did.
First the rice bowl fell, and then the balls of sticky rice slipped from the third brother's face. A few pieces of pig's feet fell off, and two pieces of radish fell off. But if there is a piece of pig's foot that is too stubborn, it will be sucked tightly into the third brother's face, and it will not want to fall to the ground with its friends.
The third brother reached into his leather coat pocket and took out a leg handkerchief.
He used the leg handkerchief to wipe off the pig's feet, and wiped the rice grains and juice off his face.
When he finished all that, he threw the leg handkerchief on the ground, stepped on it hard with the leather boots on his feet, rubbed it from side to side, and stepped the leg handkerchief deeply into the soil, hoping to make it disappear. None of them appeared in general.
The third brother looked at Fang Yan and said, "The scar is as big as a bowl of murder. What I just did - that is much more serious than killing."
Snapped!
Fang Yan slapped the third brother in the face.
Snapped!
Fang Yan slapped the third brother in the face again.
boom!
Fang Yan kicked the third brother's body away.
When Third Brother's body was flying in the air, Fang Yan lifted his toes and jumped into the air, standing in front of Third Brother's body.
Fang Yan's movements were very casual and his posture was very handsome.
Even the villagers who were watching didn't even give him any applause.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu's eyes widened, and their hearts clicked, feeling like something was broken.
Damn it, does that guy have martial arts legs
How do they take revenge
Bang—
The third brother's body hit the ground heavily, causing snow to fly.
Fang Yan also landed, still stepping on the third brother's belly.
The third brother groaned and vomited a large amount of red blood from his mouth.
Fang Yan looked at his third brother from a high position and said: "As a gangster, we bully other ordinary people or make some gray profits - no one will deliberately come to us if he can't see it." trouble. He is also not a nosy person. "
"But no, we broke into Yanziwu and dared to be so arrogant and lawless, so no wonder they killed the people. Yanziwu does not accept threats, and Yanziwu is not afraid of challenges. Yanziwu-"
Fang Yan stepped on the third brother's legs and arms.
Click—
The third brother's legs and arms were broken by him.
Fang Yan kicked the third brother's left leg again.
Click—
There was a clear sound of fracture in the third brother's left leg bone.
Fang Yan looked at his third brother who was howling in pain and said, "Breaking my legs and feet is my first greeting when I came to Yanziwu. I hope I don't like it enough."
"—"
(ps: If we don’t vote, he will call the police!!!!)