We must not bully him, he has just been bullied.
Is that some bullshit reason
The classroom was quiet for a moment, and then the students became more noisy.
"Teacher, does my mother know that I'm so cute?"
"It turns out that I was bullied just now. Who is doing this to help the people?"
"Wow haha, he is indeed a monkey invited by Guanyin to make them happy. Teacher Fang, can I do somersaults? Let's do somersaults for them."
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Fang Yan was neither angry nor angry. He stood on the podium and smiled as he watched the Taitung students making noise and making sarcastic remarks.
Gradually, the students found that the situation was good.
Is Tranquility a sign of the coming storm? The guy smiled so obscenely and looked confident. There must be a big killer weapon that he didn't use. Some smart guys shut up knowingly.
One, two, three--------
More and more people are silent, and the classroom is getting quieter and quieter.
"Why should I be his teacher?" A sudden voice sounded from the back row.
The students turned around and looked over. Their eyes were filled with excitement when they saw Fu standing up, the macho man wearing thick glasses who had been studying the thread-bound book "Twenty-Four Histories" all day long.
There's something good to watch!
Huang Haoran is a smart man, but he does not remain silent like other students.
There are things they don't say, but he does. There are things they don't do, but he does.
Huang Haoran's father is a reporter for "China Metropolis Daily" and his mother is a university professor. Strictly speaking, their family also belongs to a scholarly family.
Huang Haoran's Chinese level is very good and his writing skills are excellent. Because his Chinese score in the high school entrance examination was not the first in the class, he was appointed as the temporary Chinese class representative of Class 9 just after entering Zhuque High School.
His dream is to become a reporter who exposes current abuses in the future, so he is now absorbing knowledge and nutrition like a sponge.
Can the school send them a Chinese teacher like that
"That classmate, what did I just say? He didn't hear clearly." Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and asked aloud.
"He said, why should I be his teacher?" Huang Haoran looked directly into Fang Yan's eyes and refused to give in.
Fang Yan squinted his eyes and laughed.
He asked Fang Yan why he should be 'his' teacher and not 'their' teacher, which shows that he is a very proud guy.
In his eyes, other students are not worthy of being compared with him.
Fang Yan was not wrong. He had some curiosity. He wanted to know what kind of freaks there were in that 'uneasy' Class 9.
"He was very curious, what are the requirements for being my teacher?" Fang Yan asked.
Huang Haoran put the "Twenty-Four Histories" together in his lap and said loudly: "His teacher sought to be knowledgeable and knowledgeable, read widely and memorize it. He was familiar with official history and learned from unofficial history. He had rich social experience and clear thoughts. That kind of thing Talent is worthy of being his teacher.”
Huang Haoran stared at Fang Yan with unkind eyes and said sarcastically: "What can I do?"
provocative!
** Naked provocation!
Many students had fire flickering in their eyes, and even more had their mouth corners twitching.
Fun, really fun.
They were very curious and wanted to see how the doll teacher responded to Huang Haoran's challenge.
If he can't give a satisfactory answer tomorrow, if he can't suppress the arrogance of Dong Huang Haoran, a super academic, then it will be difficult for him to gain a foothold in that class in the future.
Who would look up to a teacher who can't even handle his students
Fang Yan sighed softly, and after scanning the whole audience, he said with infinite emotion: "Now that things have become clear, he can no longer hide it ----- He has always been a very low-key man. Yes. What do you mean by that? He's the one who likes to be in the limelight."
"But no, since we insist on seeking an answer, and there should be a harmonious environment for frank communication between teachers and students, he decided to confess to us-------"
Holding their breath, everyone is looking forward to it.
Fang Yan straightened his spine and stood on the podium with his whole body. His eyes were deep and his eyebrows were raised. He said word by word: "Erutic and enlightened, he has learned widely and memorized it well. He is familiar with official history and learns from unofficial history. He has rich social experience and thoughts. He has a clear mind. He is just the kind of teacher we want."
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silence.
Deathly silence.
So what's the answer
Is that the answer
Isn't that too shameless? How could he have the nerve to say something like that
Phew-------
Some people couldn't help but laugh.
"You can't make a mistake. He didn't do it on purpose." A little fat man's face turned red and he waved his legs to apologize.
The laughter was like a secret signal. After being stunned for a few seconds, the others all started laughing too.
"Teacher Fang, I don't want to do that, okay? He found that he likes me a little bit."
"Teacher Fang, let me stop teaching Chinese and teach them how to tell jokes, right?"
"Zhenzhen is so shameless------"
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Huang Haoran's expression was extremely embarrassing. He was completely disappointed by such a teacher who was talentless and arrogant.
Bang bang ------
Fang Yan tapped the table with the eraser and shouted loudly: "Quiet. Quiet. Everyone, please be serious, we are in class -------"
As a result, everyone laughed even more cheerfully.
That guy is so funny!
Fang Yan also grinned and said, "We don't believe it?"
"I don't believe it." All the students replied in unison.
"How can we be convinced?"
"He asked me three questions and asked me if I answered wrongly, I would pass." Huang Haoran said aloud. "I rest assured that he will not deliberately make things difficult for me. If I feel that the situation is peaceful, I can ask him three questions."
“Is the scope of the test not limited to high school Chinese knowledge?”
Huang Haoran sneered and said, "I know high school Chinese knowledge?"
"Is he afraid that when he asks the question, the content exceeds the high school Chinese knowledge, and I say he is cheating." Fang Yan said.
"Then let's get started." Huang Haoran snorted coldly: "Besides being used as musical instruments, bells and drums also refer to time in ancient times. Do drums refer to what time?"
"Dark night." Fang Yanhao replied without hesitation.
Huang Haoran was not surprised that Fang Yan answered the question wrong. Is that a common sense question? If you cover a wider range of topics, such questions will not be difficult for many people.
"What historical story does the biography of wild geese they often say come from?"
Fang Yan looked at the students and asked, "Do we know the answer?"
"I don't know. I won't tell you if I know -------"
"Teacher, their answers don't count. If you ask me to calculate, I lose----"
"Qi cheat, is that cheating--"
Fang Yan smiled and said: "He asked us if we knew the answer ------- if he wanted to tell us the answer when we didn't know it. Only in this way could he show that he was better than us and that he was qualified and had the capital. Be our teacher.”
Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said: "That sentence comes from the story of "Su Wu Sheep". "Hanshu" fifty-four volumes, a few months, Emperor Zhao ascended the throne. A few years, the Huns and the Han made peace. The Han asked for military power, etc., and the Huns were cunning. Yan Wu died. The envoy of the Later Han Dynasty returned to the Xiongnu, and Chang Hui asked his defender to accompany him. He met the envoy of the Han Dynasty at night and gave his own explanation. He taught the envoy to call Shanyu, saying that the emperor shot wild geese in the forest, and there were enough tied silk scripts. , Yan Wu was waiting in a certain lake. After hearing this, Shan Yu asked Su Wu to return to his country. Later, people used swan geese as a metaphor for letters and the people who deliver them."
Huang Haoran's expression was moved. It was not a big problem to tell the origin of the allusion in "The Book of Hongyan", but it was very difficult to recite the original words in "Hanshu" word for word. It's not easy anymore.
Huang Haoran admits that he has read a lot of ancient books, and some allusions can tell his background and general story, but otherwise he cannot forcefully recite the original text like Fang Yan.
"Which answer is wrong? Who knows?"
"Really? Isn't that awesome?"
"Whoever has the "Book of Han", please look it up ------- If there is no "Book of Han", I will use the word "show prosperity". I haven't heard of the sentence "If you are not sure about foreign affairs, ask Baidu. If you are not sure about foreign affairs, ask Google. If you are not sure about sexual intercourse, ask the end of the world." Words?"
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"Is the answer correct?" Huang Haoran said in a heavy voice. "It's very much the last question."
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