Is he a nympho
Is he a nympho
When I hear someone introducing himself like that in public, do I think that person just ran away from Malanshan Mental Hospital
Most people are unwilling to admit whether they are a nymphomaniac, unless they are one of the Seven Idiots of China. ,
Obviously, the saucy guy wearing a colorful robe looks like he is wearing a picture of "A Hundred Flowers in Bloom", but he is really Lin Fuyang, one of the Seven Idiots of China.
Otherwise, which middle-aged man would hold his head high and tell others whether he is a "nymphomaniac" over and over again
Naturally, Lan Gugu also thought about that question, so his attitude changed from ridicule to awe - the Seven Idiots of China have been famous for a long time, but the leaders in each field can influence the whole body with a single move, and no one knows about them. What kind of connections and power are behind it? Moreover, those people come and go without a trace, and they appear and disappear without a trace, so it is not easy to get along with them. It is not easy to provoke others easily.
Who wants to be a fool if he fights with a madman
"Are you a nymphomaniac, Senior Lin Fuyang?" Lan Gugu felt that the Lan family would be unlucky this morning. First, Lan Tingyue was beaten up by him, and then Lan Shounuo was severely ridiculed by him. Now is it his turn to stand up and accept the punishment
Whether he is a music fanatic or a martial arts fanatic, he is not a distinguished guest of his Blue Mountain Club. As the owner behind the club, he has the responsibility and obligation to entertain the two uncles--no, one uncle and the other.
Lan Gugu felt regretful. If he had known earlier, he would not have invited Fang Yan and Liu Shu to have a small gathering at his Blue Mountain Club. If you eat your own food and use your own food, there will always be trouble at the door----
Of course, Lan Gugu will never admit that he has the immoral idea of taking the initiative to provoke others and establish his authority.
"Just me." The nymphomaniac Uncle Lin was a little impatient. Staring at Lan Gugu with unkind eyes, he said, "He said--have I finished asking?"
"That's it. That's it." Lan Gugu grinned, revealing two neat rows of red teeth. He took the initiative to extend his legs to Lin Fuyang and said: "Senior Nymphomaniac is here to make the Blue Mountain Club shine. He is Lan Gugu, the owner of Blue Mountain Club, and he has been admired by Senior Nymphomaniac for a long time—— Senior nymphomaniac, he just happened to have a bag of good tea, junior, would you be honored to invite me to his place for a cup of tea?"
"I don't have that honor." Lin Fuyang refused Lan Gugu's invitation unceremoniously, not even bothering to stretch his leg to shake his leg. "Where is Le Chi? He wants to see Le Chi."
"Music crazy?" Lan Gukou secretly glanced at Fang Yan, who was standing next to him, and asked whether he meant it, I see, someone is looking for my old lover again. Could it be that I caused the trouble? "What kind of music idiot? Senior nymphomaniac, he doesn't know what I'm talking about."
"One of the Seven Idiots of China, the music idiot who is obsessed with music - Shui Shuiyun - he just heard the music she played in the Qinghe River Valley in the distance. Is it in that direction? I will let Shui Shuiyun quickly Come out and see him.”
With a sincere smile on his face, Lan Gugu said: "Senior Lechi, he has admired Senior Lechi's name for a long time, but he has never seen him----"
That sentence was true, because Le Chi didn't give him a chance to meet him at all.
When he said that, Lan Gugu glanced at Fang Yan very resentfully.
Fang Yan squinted his eyes and smiled, but didn't say much. Before he knew the intentions of the red nymphomaniac, he preferred to be a bystander watching the excitement.
"He doesn't know Mr. Lechi, so naturally he can't invite her out." After a pause, Lan Gugu continued: "Besides, even if he knew Mr. Lechi, she, like Senior Lechi, would not allow him to come to the Blue Mountain Club. A distinguished guest——How could he just invite her out to meet people? If the nymphomaniac senior arrived at their club and someone wanted to see you, he couldn’t invite you out to meet people easily———— Senior nymphomaniac, why should I say no? As a human being, please be conscientious."
The nymphomaniac seemed to have a bad temper and said angrily: "If you don't let her come out to meet someone, if you don't let her come out to meet him---"
"Senior nymphomaniac, I am not a human being----"
"Have he and the nymphomaniac been friends for many years? It's no problem to meet him." The nymphomaniac raised his feet and rushed inside. Lan Gugu quickly stepped in front to intercept him. "Senior nymphomaniac, don't be impulsive--I'll make things very difficult for him."
"Go away." Lin Fuyang, the nymphomaniac, shouted sternly.
The smile on Langu's face disappeared, and his face turned gloomy, and he said, "Senior nymphomaniac, am I ready to bully this junior?"
The nymphomaniac didn't take Lan Gugu seriously at all, and rushed straight to the middle of the small courtyard, glanced at the surrounding boxes, and shouted loudly: "Shui Shuiyun, I'll let him out - he heard the sound of my flute." . Old friends come from afar, don’t they want to meet each other?”
No one answered, and all the private rooms had their doors closed. No movement was seen.
"Shui Liuyun, I'm hiding away——" When the nympho shut up, he sniffed the air with his nose.
Then, he strode toward the door of a private room based on the smell in the air.
He stood at the door of the box and said with a wild smile: "Shui Liuyun, let Wanwan open the door, otherwise he will do something not so elegant." He smelled the fragrance of flowers, roses, lilies, peonies, lilacs, hyacinths, chrysanthemums ----That's not my old habit. Shui Shuiyun, open the door quickly."
Crunch------
The wooden door was opened, and the boy in green shirt stood at the door, staring at the nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang with an unhappy expression, and said angrily: "I really like that person, Master, she is already sleeping in the east, what am I shouting outside? I don't know what that means. Isn’t that very rude behavior?”
"He knew that his guess was right, Shui Shui Yun really lived there -------" The nymphomaniac laughed loudly and stretched out his legs to touch the head of the boy in green shirt, but the boy avoided him in disgust.
"Wanwan, I haven't seen you for a while, and I've grown a little taller----I'll go ask my master to get up, and tell him that Uncle Lin is here. Okay?"
"He said that Master has already gone to bed - she has already seen the guests tomorrow and will not see other guests."
"Oh, is there anyone who can please my master?" Lin Fuyang, the nymphomaniac, stared fiercely at Lan Gugu who was standing aside, and said, "That boy?"
The guy in love is quite jealous and regards Lan Gugu as his biggest rival in love.
"Master, whoever he sees has nothing to do with me." The boy in green shirt said, "I'm going back quickly. He begged to close the door."
After the boy in green shirt finished speaking, his legs closed against the wooden door.
Snapped----
The nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang braced his legs on the door panel to prevent the boy in green shirt from closing the door.
With a face full of anger, he shouted at the music fan in the back room: "Shui Shuiyun, my woman is so cruel. After all, they have been friends for many years. When friends meet again, I won't even give them a chance to meet each other - -----Do I really want to be so heartless?"
"Let me put my legs down quickly." The boy in green shirt desperately wanted to close the wooden door, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't do it. At such a young age, how could she compete with the tall and powerful Lin Fuyang
Seeing the crooked little face flushed from suppressing pain and the beads of sweat appearing on his forehead, Lan Gugu felt a little heartbroken and said aloud: "Senior Nymphomaniac, since Mr. Le Chi has gone to bed ------- Please come and visit again tomorrow? After all, it’s not polite to disturb a lady’s rest in the middle of the night.”
The nymphomaniac turned around and stared at Lan Gugu, his eyes displeased and said: "I----get out of his way."
Lan Gugu grinned and said, "Look, I insulted him again - he even remembered coming from the east."
"What if I remember coming from the east?" Lin Fuyang looked at Lan Gugu with a look of disdain on his face and said, "Why don't you give him a good beating?"
"Hahaha-----" Langu Gu was amused by the words of the nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang, and said: "I am not the nymphomaniac senior of the Seven Idiots of China, how could he beat me up? He has such intention , I don’t have the guts either.”
Lin Fuyang snorted coldly, changed his target again and shouted towards Le Chi: "Shui Shuiyun, I know his temperament, if I don't come out, he won't leave tomorrow morning------When will I Come out, then they can see each other again anytime. I ask if I would like to live in that house for a year and a half, and he would stay outside the door for half a year."
Pfft-------
Langu Gu couldn't bear it and burst out laughing.
The nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang was very unhappy and shouted angrily: "Boy, why am I laughing?"
"He laughed at what the senior nymphomaniac said ------" Lan Gugu laughed until he was breathless and said: "Mr. Lechichi has lived in that house for a year and a half. Of course he can survive with food and drink." Okay. Is your nymphomaniac senior guarding the door for a year and a half? Is he afraid that he will starve to a mummy without water or food?"
"My bastard--" The nymphomaniac was furious at Lan Gugu's words and said, "Get out of here."
"I insulted him for the third time. He remembers coming to the east." Langu said, looking at the nymphomaniac.
"So what?" The nymphomaniac simply didn't regard Langu Gu as a level-headed bastard. He once again shouted to the mused man in the box: "Liu Shuiyun, I beg you if you don't shut up, he will -----" --"
"What about me?" Lan Gugu asked from the side.
"He just -------" The nymphomaniac's expression was tangled, and he hesitated for a long time, not knowing what he should do to express his determination.
"Just commit suicide by caesarean section? Senior nymphomaniac, you absolutely must not do it ---" Langu Gu said comfortingly from the side. "Even if I beg to die for my love, I can't do it in his Blue Mountain Club - he can't bear that responsibility."
"He just ---" After hearing Lan Gugu's words, Lin Fuyang finally understood what he should do.
He opened the robe he was wearing and took out a huge pair of scissors from his waist.
The bodies of Lan Gugu and Liu Shu quickly moved out of the way. They didn't want to be stabbed in that way by the big scissors.
Fang Yan's eyes were slightly stern, and he had already prepared a defensive posture, begging him to dare to act rashly, and Fang Yan could beat him until he couldn't even recognize his mother -------
The nymphomaniac held up the scissors and looked around, and those who were stared at by his eyes couldn't help but take a few steps back.
No one wants to be the target of that madman.
The nympho finally chose his target, and he rushed towards the middle of the yard waving the scissors.
Everyone panicked and ran away in all directions. Even those young men with broken leg bones who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead crawled towards the arch with all their might.
"He fought us hard."
The nymphomaniac rushed to a pine and cypress tree in the middle of the yard, waving the scissors and started cutting with a click.
Fang Yan and his friends were all stunned.
(ps: Man, there are a few days every month ----- Chapter 5 will be updated tomorrow!)