Broken branches were all over the ground, and needles were flying. , the sound of "clicking" and "clicking" the tree is cut is endless.
The nympho's posture is crazy and unrestrained, and the action of waving the scissors is unrestrained and unrestrained. From the outside, he looks like an artist.
However, there were no good words coming out of Lan Gugu's mouth.
He stared blankly at Lin Fuyang, the nymphomaniac who wanted to fight Songbai, and sighed: "Is this guy a nymphomaniac or an idiot?"
"------" Fang Yan also looked speechless.
Looking at the way he was waving the scissors, I thought this guy was a penis-cutting maniac, cutting off anyone's penis if he didn't like it------
A group of people were hiding here and there, but it turned out that they just wanted to get in trouble with a pine tree. This makes their escape meaningless - it would be too embarrassing to do something meaningless.
"By the way, I have always had a question in my mind -" Lan Gugu turned to look at Fang Yan and said, "Who are the idiots among the Seven Chinese Idiots? Is there a guy called an idiot?"
"------"
"I'm curious too." Willow said in a muffled voice.
Fang Yan smiled bitterly and said: "I have seen the Taoist idiot Song planting rice, I have seen the martial arts idiot Hou Zhendong, I have seen the music idiot Shui Liuyun, I know there is the medical idiot Qin Wujie, I also know that there is the tea idiot Xuanyuan Cuo, I know there is The painting idiot Bai Hua, and the nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang in front of me - I have never heard of an idiot. However, there are many idiots seen in reality."
Lan Gugu glanced disdainfully at Lin Fuyang, the nymphomaniac who was frantically pruning trees, and said: "I think this ranking is very inaccurate. If I were to rank the Seven Idiots of China, I would definitely add an idiot to the list - this guy Isn’t it obvious that he is an idiot? Who is he trying to scare by waving scissors like this and cutting trees like this? If men can pick up girls at his level, I’m afraid those women would rather like the same kind than any other man.”
"Maybe there will be a surprise?" Fang Yan said with a smile.
"What surprises can there be?" Lan Gugu didn't like the nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang very much, so he naturally spoke of him with a mocking tone.
"Isn't this a surprise?" Fang Yan stared at the pine tree that Lin Fuyang was pruning without blinking, with a look of surprise and admiration on his face.
"What's so interesting about this tree?" Lan Gugu noticed Fang Yan's strange expression and looked up.
Didn't find anything special.
After taking a closer look, it seemed like something was wrong.
When he looked at it for the third time, he finally knew what was wrong.
He actually cut the pine tree into a human shape, a beautiful woman with outstanding grace.
There was a slight smile on her face, and her appearance was gentle, but there was some arrogance in her bones that made it difficult for people to get close to her.
It's so clear, it's almost as if it's within reach.
Logically speaking, flower arrangements or gardening are only similar in appearance or spirit, and it is impossible for you to be able to see the specific eyes, mouth, eyebrows and the like. However, you can 'feel' their existence from the works of nymphomaniacs.
It is no longer a piece of art, it is a living person.
A person with spirit and flesh and blood.
"What's going on?" Langu asked in surprise. "Am I the only one who saw a beautiful woman? He cut that tree into a big beauty?"
"That's music crazy." Fang Yan said with endless admiration. He has met Le Chi and knows how close the person under his control is to the look and temperament of Le Chi. Only when he has someone in mind can he express her so easily. Give her soul and flesh and blood, and give her all the good things in the world.
The music idiot under the hand of the nymphomaniac is very similar to the real person, and even more beautiful than the real person.
For example, Le Chi's arrogant look with his head slightly raised, this kind of thing is hidden deep in his bones. But he dug it out skillfully and performed it vividly.
The nympho is indeed a nympho.
"So Mr. Lechi is so beautiful." Lan Gugu looked at Lechi's appearance infatuatedly. You can't see it in real life, so you can just look at the artificial cutout. "I thought he was an old man. However, is this nymphomaniac too powerful? With just a pair of scissors in his hand, he can turn an ordinary small tree into the look of the woman he likes-----such a way to pick up girls. His unique skill is to block the gods and kill the gods and Buddhas, who can compete with him?"
"The four realms of flower art are: one is physical resemblance, only taking its shape. The second is spiritual resemblance, which has both form and spirit. The third is ghostly axe, the talent of a master can only be obtained by chance. The fourth is magical craftsmanship, like a god descending to earth, which is rare in the world. I learn I have been doing flower art for more than ten years, but I have only reached a god-like level. This is when I perform extremely well." Fang Yan sighed aloud.
"Where is he?" Lan Gugu pointed at the nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang who was still doing the final finishing work and said, "Where has the nymphomaniac senior reached?"
Because he saw the nympho's abilities, Langu's attitude towards him became much more respectful.
"Without any special material selection, just a pair of scissors as a tool, I randomly cut a pine tree in the yard, and the resulting work can already be classified as a ghost axe - this is a rare genius in the flower art world for a hundred years. .The name of nymphomaniac is well deserved."
Fang Yan pointed to the pine tree in front of Lin Fuyang, the nymphomaniac, and said: "The pine tree cut out by the nymphomaniac - this scene can become the treasure of your Blue Mountain Club, and protect you Lanshan The club will last for hundreds of years.”
When Lan Gugu thought about it, he also became happy.
Yes, the nympho cut a music idiot out of the pine and cypress in the yard of his Blue Mountain Club. Then, according to the provisions of property rights law, this "music idiot" naturally belongs to him.
If this incident accidentally spreads, won't it attract countless celebrities from the Flower City and even guests from all over the country to come and watch? At that time, my Blue Mountain Club was full of people. Because of this 'Music Man', my Blue Mountain Club completed a major upgrade and became the top club in the world.
However, Lan Gugu soon lost his joy.
Because he thought of an extremely serious problem.
He looked at Fang Yan and said, "Pine trees will grow."
Fang Yan nodded and said, "Yes. As long as it is alive, it will continue to grow."
"If it continues to grow, will this music maniac—will it disappear?"
"That's natural." Fang Yan nodded. "The dignity of gardening also lies in its changes. As long as you live a gardening life, it will change with the changes of the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. It is natural that the 'fun maniac' will disappear----but you don't want to Worry, the music idiot is gone, but the story of the nymphomaniac and the music idiot is still there. Thirty years later, whenever a guest comes over, you point to the towering pine tree and say that the nymphomaniac was cut from this pine tree. If you are a music fanatic, everyone will still appreciate you."
Lan Gugu shook his head and said, "That's too deceptive. If you can't tell that it is a music idiot, who is willing to admit that it is a music idiot?"
"There is another way-----"
"any solution?"
Fang Yan pointed at the nymphomaniac and said, "You find a way to keep him and let him help you trim it every day."
"This is a good idea." Langu said happily.
After the nymphomaniac waved the scissors to cut off some details, he stood in front of the 'lechidian' and looked at her with a sad face.
"Shui Shuiyun, are you really so cruel? You have rejected me time and time again, and now you won't even give me a chance to meet -----" He reached out and gently touched the face of 'Le Chi', his voice was sad. Said: "Tell me, what do you don't like about me? I'll change it. Can't I change it? You are a burning flame, so I am willing to be a moth flying into the flame. Even if I am shattered to pieces, even if there is no recovery, even if Burned to ashes, I will not give up the opportunity to hold hands with you in this life------Love, why is it so heartbreaking and heartbreaking----"
Pfft----
This time it wasn't just Fang Yan who couldn't help but smile, there was also a strange voice coming from behind Liu Shu's mask.
"Who is it? Which bastard is laughing?" The nymphomaniac was extremely angry and shouted at Fang Yanlan Valley and the others.
Lan Gugu was able to hold back his laughter this time. He stared at Fang Yan and Liu Shu with righteous indignation, looking like I am ashamed to be associated with you, and said: "Senior Nymphomaniac is deeply affectionate, and I am infatuated with Senior Lechi. Anyone with a hard heart will be moved by him when they see this scene - I just don't understand, why can you still laugh at such a sad moment?"
Lan Gugu strode towards the nymphomaniac Lin Fuyang, reached out and patted his shoulder, and said: "Senior nymphomaniac, don't be sad. I believe that where sincerity comes, the gold and stone will be opened, as long as the nymphomaniac senior can continue to persevere. , it will definitely make Mr. Le Chi fall in love with you, and be willing to work with you until old age, creating a good story in the world - aren't the nympho and the music moron supposed to be a match made in heaven?"
After saying this, he glanced at Fang Yan with a guilty conscience. I don’t know what the relationship between them is, so he won’t be angry if he says that
Lin Fuyang, the nymphomaniac, nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, yes. I am a nymphomaniac and she is a music maniac. She likes flowers and I also like flowers. We should have been a good couple----"
"You just said that you are willing to guard the door of this room. Whenever Mr. Le Chi comes out, then you will meet again. If she is willing to live in this house for a year and a half, you can guard the door for half and a half. load-----"
The nymphomaniac looked at Lan Gugu with confusion and said, "Did I say that? You ask this - what do you want to do? Do you want to laugh at me again?"
"No, no, no. I definitely didn't mean that." Lan Gugu waved his hands repeatedly. "I just realized that I made a huge mistake. I shouldn't belittle other people's love. All infatuated people in the world deserve our respect-----Senior nymphomaniac, just live here peacefully. I will reserve a room for you next door to Mr. Le Chi, and you will live next to each other, and maybe we can see each other every day."
"Really?" The nympho was so happy. "This is really great-----"
Lan Gugu enthusiastically pointed to the flowers and plants in his small courtyard and said: "The flowers, grass, trees, stones, etc. in this courtyard are free for the nymphomaniac to squander and let loose. He can cut whatever he wants and carve whatever he wants." Just carve whatever you want, if it’s not enough, I’ll bring it to you from outside -------"