The bald man smiled openly, proud of his classic line. If possible, he really wished he had a loudspeaker in his leg so that the whole street could hear the joke he accidentally said - what a humorous line, compared to Those novelists wrote tens of thousands of times better.
The men who came in after him smiled happily, but also laughed a little maliciously.
Do you really think that he shuts up is funny, do you think he is vulgar, do you think he is wasted, do you think he is a waste of money, do you think he is a face-saving person who has short legs, eats people with a soft mouth, and asks for help every time he eats? When people pay the bill, they have to pay something, right
"Brother Jianguo, do I want to eat little girl Hongjie's noodles, or do I want to eat little girl Hongjie's noodles?" A man with long shawl hair said with a smile while blinking his wretched little eyes. .
"Lin Hai, didn't I ask knowingly? Brother Jianguo, of course, do you want to eat little girl Hongjie's noodles? No, no, don't you want to eat little girl Hongjie's noodles?" A man wearing a gray monk's robe had a smile on his neck. The big man with a string of star-and-moon Bodhis hanging on the street looked exactly like the charlatan selling amulets to young girls and young wives everywhere on the streets, and said with a smile.
"Doesn't that mean the same thing? What's the difference between Hongjiedong's noodles and Hongjiedong's noodles? Aren't they both edible? They should both be delicious, right?" A charming little red-faced person in the middle of the crowd raised his eyebrows. Genlan Huagen said in a cooing voice. "Hongjie is so beautiful, and everyone is willing to eat it----"
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Hong Jie seemed to know those people. Her face was rosy, her cheeks puffed up, her eyes stared murderously at the bald man, and said: "Kong Jianguo, I don't want to talk nonsense-----Who wants to give me something to eat in the east?" ? I don’t even think about it. Go away quickly and don’t enter his store.”
Hearing Hong Jie's answer, Kong Jianguo became more energetic and strode towards Hong Jie. His huge body stood in front of the thin Hong Jie like a big grizzly bear coveting a little red rabbit. The little red rabbit felt like it was unable to fly, and said: "Little sister Hongjie, is there something wrong with what I said? Does our family open a noodle shop? Since we open a noodle shop, brothers come over, I won't give you any They eat in the east, do you really want to give them fried rice with eggs?"
"I-----" Hong Jie took two steps back, avoiding the man's close-range threats.
"What's wrong with him? Do you think what my brother said makes sense?" Kong Jianguo's fishy eyes had an undisguised evil light as he said, "Sister, my brother has asked me out once or twice. I'm talking to you this morning. Brother, go to the bar to hang out? He told me that he will give me whatever drinks I want to drink, and he will let me play whatever I want to play. I can choose the bars in Houhai and Sanlitun - how about it? ?”
"He won't go." Hong Jie simply refused.
"Hongjie, why don't you give me face? He told me, please, other student girls don't get that kind of treatment-----"
"Then let's find those who are willing to come with us."
"No style." Fang Yan tutted. "It's really out of style."
Kong Jianguo regarded Fang Yan as an ordinary diner. He didn't expect that Fang Yan would suddenly yell when he saw injustice on the road ------That guy is really a redhead. I didn't look at my brother carefully when I yelled. There were quite a few people over there, and I was walking with an old man. We were really moving our legs to see if we could watch.
Everyone wants to be a hero to save a beauty, but before a hero saves a beauty, please think carefully about whether I am a hero or a bear after the provocation - even if the bear saves the beauty, most of them are not. In exchange for saying "Am I a good person", my sister disappeared without a trace. When the police came to investigate, there was no one to help make a confession.
Kong Jianguo's eyes finally shifted to Fang Yan's face, and he looked at him seriously, feeling that there must be some prominent person who came to eat fried noodles in a small shop like that. How could a prominent person come there to eat a big bowl of fried noodles for eighteen yuan
Of course, he, Kong Jianguo, is an exception—if not, then Hongjie is not willing to take his brothers to that kind of shabby shop to eat noodles. To live a decent life, go to the Wanglaoer Kidney Shop in Daqianmen to cook meat skewers and drink beer.
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Kong Jianguo's thick leg slapped Fang Yan's shoulder heavily. Fang Yan frowned slightly, but didn't say much, just lowered his head and finished the long noodles in his mouth.
I have to say that Hongxiu’s fried noodles are not as delicious as Mr. said. No matter how delicious the noodles are, isn’t it just a bowl of noodles? Moreover, there were so few diced meats and the marinade was very spicy. I don’t know how that kind of shabby shop could have been open for so many years. Why didn’t Hong Xiu starve to death in the first place
While thinking about this, Fang Yan opened the chili bottle on the table and poured a large spoonful of chili oil onto the dough. After stirring it vigorously, the texture tastes very different.
Spicy and sour!
"Brother, what are you talking about?" Kong Jianguo bowed slightly and said with a smile.
Because his big fat head was too close to Fang Yan's noodle bowl, Fang Yan was particularly worried about the sweat beads on his face dripping into his bowl.
Although it is said that every meal and every porridge is obtained by the sweat of the farmer uncle, but no, I beg you to pour someone's sweat directly into the porridge and rice, I'm afraid not many people will be able to talk about it - ---
Fang Yan had to stop his chopsticks, wipe the chili oil stains on the corners of his mouth with a paper towel, and said, "He said it was out of style."
"Oh? Does that make sense?" Kong Jianguo looked at Fang Yan with a smile and said, "Do I think these brothers are out of style?"
"That's what you said." Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo seriously and said, "That way of shutting up seems very unqualified, the quality is gone, let alone the man's style---- Is the quality basic, and the style is a deeper cultivation-----"
Kong Jianguo was happy, and started to slap Fang Yan's thigh hard on the shoulder, and said, "Then what kind of way do I think is more stylish to shut up?"
"For example, what I said just now is very good." Fang Yan looked like a teacher and discussed with Kong Jianguo seriously. As for the small amount of gravity that his shoulders were bearing, the fat man was afraid of dislocating his claws. , he will continue to exert force and treat it as a free massage. "What did I just say? I said please come and eat the little girl Hongjie-----"
Fang Yan glanced at Hong Jie's infinitely angry look and said, "To be honest, Zhi Tong didn't even have the courage to repeat it. He couldn't say it, I'm sorry - actually, you can't blame me. , because many people in society make that mistake. They are not well-educated, but they like to regard shamelessness as humor, Dongliu as humor, and lack of style as a yuppie man showing off to the public——"
"How can I shut up with Brother Jianguo who doesn't ask for face? Brother Jianguo, slap him in the face------Slap him for not asking for face-------" The sissy said very dissatisfied jumped out.
Fang Yan raised his head and glanced at him, remembering his appearance in his mind.
"That's right, let's see if he's dragged like some awesome person -------" The charlatan pointed in the direction of the red wall and said: "Do you know where it is? I'm asking for truth, is it awesome? Damn, I’ll go there and take a walk around to show you guys------"
"He just came out of there." Fang Yan answered truthfully.
The gentleman who was eating noodles glanced at Fang Yan and said, "Don't show off your wealth."
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The gangsters were stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
The sissy covered her belly and said in a trembling voice: "I'm laughing to death, really, I'm laughing to death - oh, that little guy is so real and cruel - "
"Brothers, did we hear that? He said they just went there for a walk------Do we believe it? We believe it or not, anyway, does he believe it-------"
"That guy, did we hit the iron wall that time------Hahaha, I laughed to death------"
"They really must have been there." Fang Yan explained again reluctantly. If they are indeed an awesome person, they have really hit the wall -------Why don't they want to trust their own judgment
Kong Jianguo's face was gloomy, he patted Fang Yan's thigh harder on the shoulder, and said, "Since brother said that, I have to tell him carefully - what is a true humorous yuppie? Let the brothers have a good experience-------"
Kong Jianguo also felt very strange. He usually liked to play with walnuts and his legs were really strong. He once pinched them, and as soon as he put his leg on the boy's shoulder, the guy immediately became a bear, crying for his father and mother, begging to let go of his leg -----
What's going on with that kid? He had exerted so much effort and he didn't notice at all
Shouldn't you say that you won't have any strength in your body tomorrow
"Okay, since I humbly asked for leave, then he will teach us a lesson." Fang Yan nodded with a smile and said: "Chinese writing is extensive and profound, and random combinations will have endless wonderful uses - for example They used the phrase 'the goddess is a bit salty' as an example------"
Hong Jie's pink face was covered with frost, she stamped her feet angrily and said, "Brother Fang Yan, how can I shut up?"
"Oh, he didn't say that I------" Fang Yan quickly explained, and said: "If he said that the goddess is in the east------I just think of the goddess as other women."
Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's friends and asked in the professional and responsible tone a teacher should have, and said, "Let's think about it, how many meanings does that sentence convey?"
"Two floors." The sissy replied. "The first level of meaning is that the goddess Dongmian------the Dongmian made is a bit salty, and the other level-------hehe, I am embarrassed to say it, anyway, we can just think about it ourselves---- ---"
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