Uncle-Master, Please Help Us

Chapter 9: Worse than shit

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Ignoring the depression and roaring in his heart, the donkey was so frightened that it almost went crazy. It hit the big devil with its front hooves, hind hooves and tail, which lasted for three full minutes.

"Dahei, don't get excited, this guy seems to be very weak and has already been kicked to death by you..." Parrot said hurriedly.

"Aangwu?"

The donkey opened one eye in confusion.

I saw the devil who had just been arrogant about eating it, now lying flat on the ground, turned into a "big" character, with hoof prints all over his body, and his ribs, hand bones, and leg bones were almost all broken.

"Still breathing, wait a moment..."

Jumping on the opponent again, Dahei looked cautious: "The fierce donkey crosses the river, the big donkey hooves of the universe, the donkey tail roars..."

The parrot and the turtle looked at each other, each covering their eyes.

This guy is just like this. When in danger, he goes crazy and has to use all kinds of methods. To be honest, he is too cautious!

"Wait a little longer! The wild donkey is running wild, the dragon is descending with eighteen hooves..."

Ten minutes later, Dahei stopped and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, he is weak, otherwise, we would really be in danger..."

Parrot and Old Turtle nodded with deep sympathy: "Monsters pay attention to blood. We are just ordinary animals turned into monsters. Our strength is limited. Even the weakest cultivator may not be able to defeat us!"

As animals, we still have self-awareness.

"???"

The Great Demon King of Bliss, who was still breathing, felt like he wanted to die.

Am I weak

If you are really weak, can you be chased by the strong men in the entire Qianyuan Continent without dying

Can he be sealed for eight thousand years and still escape from hundreds of powerful men

Although his strength has been greatly reduced, as a former master, his combat effectiveness is still not weak...

As a result, he was killed on the spot...

I have a saying mmp, I don’t know whether to say it or not!

Such an ordinary animal, please tell me, what makes it so ordinary

The big devil with a hammering hoof cannot resist, so he is called ordinary...

I was so depressed that I wanted to die, and I heard the conversation next to me continue.

"I don't think... this guy is here to cause trouble for us!"

"How refreshing. You are just a donkey. What should I do with you? Plowing the fields or grinding mills? Don't be narcissistic! However, it is not possible to find an owner. On the contrary, I feel that this yard is unclean and haunted."

"Really or not, I'm afraid of ghosts..."

"Whether it's true or not, Master hasn't started practicing yet, so we should worry more!"

"Well! Then... what should I do with this guy?"

"Bury it directly in the garden and use it as flower fertilizer! Also, don't tell the owner, otherwise, he will definitely be scolded and said that we soiled his flowers. After all, manure is the best flower fertilizer, and this guy is definitely not as good as it."

"It makes sense..."

The three pet beasts discussed.

“…”

The Great Demon King of Bliss is really going crazy.

The majestic demon king, the supreme figure who suppressed an era, is not as good as excrement in their eyes...

What the hell...

"I'm going to kill you! The donkey cooks the fire, the turtle cooks the soup, and the parrot is roasted and eaten..."

He clenched his teeth and kept roaring in his heart.

Just as he was getting angry, he felt his body being lifted up. Not long after, he was randomly thrown into a pit and buried in it.

It was really used as flower fertilizer... And there was actually a lot of big excrement around, and it smelled extremely fishy...

"I will not only kill you, but also torture you so hard that you will not be able to survive or die..."

Roaring in his heart, suddenly, the Great Demon King of Bliss was stunned.

"How come there is such rich spiritual energy and true meaning of the Holy Yuan in these feces?"

Although there was a stench all around, the true meaning and spiritual energy of the Holy Yuan in the feces was very strong, even far beyond what I had seen before. After just one breath, I immediately felt that my whole body was on fire, as if the previous injuries were nothing. .

"With these, my injuries will recover quickly..."

Trembling with excitement, the Great Demon King of Bliss suddenly realized that being buried in the dung heap was not only not a punishment, but a blessing!

No wonder that three-headed guy said he was worse than shit, but in terms of the true meaning of Sheng Yuan, he was really inferior.

"absorb!"

No longer thinking about these things, the Great Demon King of Bliss opened his mouth wide and quickly absorbed the true meaning of the Holy Essence around him. The stench, along with the spiritual energy, slowly poured into the acupuncture points all over his body.

Sure enough... the true meaning of Sheng Yuan entered the body, and the body that had just been kicked recovered visibly, and the foundation damaged by being suppressed for eight thousand years was also made up for.

I don’t know how long it took and how much shit gas was absorbed, but the Great Demon King of Bliss was finally able to move again. He struggled to crawl out of the ground and looked at the dark night sky with red eyes.

"I will take back what is owed to me, and I will kill those who have dealt with me! I will let the sky tremble for me, and make this earth tremble for me! I will let the world know that I am extremely happy. The big devil...is back!"

After making the oath, the Great Demon King clenched his teeth. He was about to find more of the true meaning of the Holy Yuan and completely recover from his injuries, when he saw a huge dogtail grass in front of him, roaring and slapping it.

For an instant, the surrounding air was imprisoned, and the space seemed to collapse at any time. The Great Demon King of Bliss, who had just recovered a little, saw his eyes darken again, and saw another mountain pressing down.

Bang!

His head was beaten deep into his chest, and he lay straight on the ground again. In his confusion, he heard the slightly angry voice of Dogtail Grass.

"Young master, you disturbed your master's sleep. I will eat you!"

Tears flowed out again, and his consciousness spread. The Great Demon King of Bliss vaguely saw countless flowers. He poked his head from all around. Each one was like a pillar of Optimus, with an extremely powerful aura. It seemed that as long as he dared to talk nonsense, he would swallow it directly. Although, this flower fertilizer does not look appetizing...

"What the hell is this place?"

His vision went dark, and the Great Demon King of Bliss fainted again.

I want to go back to Biluohai, I want to be suppressed again, I don’t want to play anymore...

Zhenxian Sect, in the martial arts hall, holding the sword tightly in her right hand, Liu Yiyi remained motionless.

After returning from the Hidden Immortal Residence, I stood like this for a full five hours.

"Swordsmanship requires accuracy and speed!"

"The mind comes to mind, the heart has something to think about, the intention has something to do, and the mind and heart are combined..."

The senior's words kept spinning in my mind, but my own mind was filled with mush and I had no thoughts at all.

"No, this senior mentioned 'bird' several times, and specifically said wings..."

As my heart moved, the other party's words came to mind.

"Are you deliberately using the metaphor of a bird? It means that the sword technique can be transformed into an instinct like waving wings. You don't need to think about it every time you use it, so that you can achieve a true union of mind and heart..."

"The sword becomes a part of the body, an extension of the spirit..."

A sudden realization appeared in her mind, and Liu Yiyi's whole body was shaken. The long sword in her hand shook slightly and let out a soft roar like a dragon's roar.

call!

A ball of sword flowers danced out, and there was a violent sound of wind all around.

Thirty-six forms of immortality!

This is the sword technique that every disciple of the Immortal Suppression Sect practices. Each move is more difficult than the last. In the end, not only the true essence is required, but also essence, energy, and spirit are indispensable.

As long as a disciple of the gathering realm can perform the twelve moves, he can be ranked at the top of the same level, and even the great Yanzhou can be considered a genius.

Liu Yiyi has been practicing for three years, and due to limited strength and talent, she can only perform three moves smoothly, but cannot hold on to the fourth move.

At this moment, I felt something in my heart, and my sword technique started to work without any sense of disobedience.

The first style is Baiyun Cang Dog.

The second form is to cross the river.

The third form is flying stars chasing the sea.

The sword technique that had taken so much effort to be performed before could now be performed with ease. Not only was it smoother, it also seemed to be much more powerful.

"Fourth style..."

Before, every time I used this move, I would be injured, but this time I had to complete it no matter what.

The long sword didn't stop at all. It followed a special trajectory and changed. The next moment it pointed diagonally upward, like a bow shooting an arrow.

The fourth form, soaring into the sky, completed!

Trembling with excitement, Liu Yiyi pulled down her long sword, and the strength of her whole body trembled slightly along the sword, turning into a circle in front of her, like the sun that was about to set.

The fifth pose, Changhong sunset!

Buzz!

After this move was performed, the strength of the whole body continued to reach the limit. There was a crisp sound in the lower abdomen, and countless spiritual energy swarmed in, imprisoned in the third level of breath gathering, breaking the shackles, rising rapidly, like a flood that broke a dike, pouring down.

The fourth level of gathering breath…

Gather the fifth level of breath!

In just two hours, two entire levels have been crossed!

"this… "

After coming back to her senses, she felt the comprehension of swordsmanship in her mind and the change of true energy in her dantian. Liu Yiyi kept trembling with excitement.

After practicing for more than two years, I still couldn't break through the fourth form. I only listened to a few words from my senior. Not only did I hit the fifth form, I even... I also made a breakthrough in my cultivation!

Before doing this, I didn’t dare to even dream about it!

For the first time... I feel that practicing cultivation is so easy, so simple!

"If I could become my teacher..."

After the excitement, an idea popped up.

Even if we can make progress just by asking this question, how far can we go

The best way is to worship that senior as your teacher... Once you succeed, revenge will no longer be an extravagant hope.

Knowing that some things would happen the longer they were delayed, the more things would change, so Liu Yiyi walked out without much hesitation.

Even if you kneel in front of the door and cannot get up, you must succeed in becoming a disciple!

Moving forward quickly, before leaving the martial arts training hall, a half-hearted laugh rang out.

"Isn't this Liu Yi? Why, you lost to me yesterday, learned from the pain, and practiced all night? With your talent, let alone one night, even if you practice for another three years, it is almost impossible to defeat me!"

Frowning her brows, Liu Yiyi looked up, and then saw a young man in white appearing not far away, with the corners of his mouth raised in an indifferent smile.

It was her fellow senior brother Zhou Yuan who had competed yesterday and defeated her!

(Yesterday I had dinner with Elbow, Naiqi, Newspaper Seller, Eagle, Flying Fish, and Qi Peijia. Then I made a small request to chop them down, and then I was tortured. It was miserable. I just woke up. Here, I sincerely advise everyone that it is okay. Don’t pretend to be cool. Please vote for recommendations.)

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