Life is so difficult, and the next two groups are not much better.
Sometimes, you think you are facing just one devil, but it is actually an army of devils. The chief director Ye Xu was not there, but Director Li and Director Chang were there, and they were not so kind.
The durian group is here to experience the life of men farming and women weaving.
At this time, a follow-up director Xiao Li passed by, handed a loom instruction manual to the female guest, and sincerely wished: "I wish you to finish the specified goal as soon as possible."
This kind of loom can weave a piece of cloth in three days, which is about one-sixth of a piece in one afternoon. Since the female guest is a beginner, the standard set for her is one-tenth of a horse.
However, after adding the time of study, it is not enough. After all, there is a huge difference in speed between a novice and a skilled player, let alone one-tenth, one-twentieth is enough.
The female guest's eyes darkened.
Looking at the male guest again, he asked to plow the ground and sow seeds. The land given to him is not very big, just a small vegetable field, but the soil has not been turned over much, and it takes a lot of effort.
The male guest was very quick-witted, and he asked Director Li who came over for a stroll: "Is there no cattle in the cultivated land?"
Director Li was very moved but still rejected him: "But your family is too poor to afford a cow."
Male guest: "..." I believe your evil!
"Come on, young man!" Director Li clenched his fist and made a gesture of cheering. He raised and lowered his elbow three times, "Come on, come on!"
The picture is so beautiful that the male guest almost vomited blood and died in battle.
Director Li's action was deliberately filmed during the filming, which can be said to have excellent variety show acumen, knowing what scenes the audience loves to watch.
The last group of tofu selling couples are also busy in full swing. The wife needs to make tofu, but it is not an easy job to order tofu no matter whether it is brine or plaster. How to order the tofu evenly is a problem. Finally, the tofu brain is pressed into tofu, and it is quite difficult to control the ratio of soy to water.
The director Chang asked her not to add too much water to the tofu and not to make it into dried tofu, which is simply embarrassing. Fortunately, the range of regular guidance is relatively wide, and it is not particularly harsh.
The male guest was unlucky, carrying a pile of tofu to sell in the streets, and had to sell the tofu all afternoon. If you can't sell it, you have to eat the rest of the tofu yourself.
It is said that the male guest is ready to eat tofu.
Ye Xu swayed to the left, swayed to the right, and walked around the tourist area of the ancient town in his spare time. Those who didn't know thought he was just here to travel, so he bought a bunch of local snacks and packed a copy for the other directors.
Afterwards, Ye Xu took his snacks and went to various places to search.
First, when he came to the men's farming and women's organization group, he took a look and thought it was not good. As a couple, how can there be no interaction for an afternoon
So Director Ye said: "My husband is working very hard on the land, please ask his wife to send him some herbal tea."
No herbal tea? Don't know how to cook
The female guest who was almost collapsed by the loom immediately exploded: "No time!"
Director Ye said kindly: "There is a reward for successfully delivering water."
The female guest was not surprised, she looked at Ye Xu vigilantly, based on her experience, this guy must be uneasy and kind.
However, Ye Xu just said: "You will be awarded points for delivering water, and you will not be deducted if you don't deliver water. There is no penalty. This is just a temporary small task, so you can do it as you like."
Do such good things really exist? The female guest couldn't believe it.
After thinking about it, she ran to make herbal tea. The kitchen wrote the herbal tea recipe, how much licorice and honeysuckle, etc., anyway, I took the ingredients and boiled them in water. Remember some time, go back to weave by yourself, and come back to start the pot after cooking.
The only trouble was that the female guest didn't know those herbs, so she could only grab some of them and throw them into them in the end.
There is indeed no penalty for this task, but it will waste the time of the female guests. After all, in addition to cooking, you have to deliver water, and it takes a lot of time to go back and forth. The corresponding points will be deducted for female guests who fail to complete the task, which must be more than the points added by the task.
Therefore, on the surface there is no penalty, but in fact there is a price difference. The female guest didn't want to understand, so she understood. When the points are settled back, she will probably explode again.
After Ye Xu finished his work, he quickly ran away, and followed the same pattern to fool the other female guests.
But for the sake of fairness, he asked the female guest of tofu to leave the herbal tea there after walking for a while, and the staff delivered it on her behalf. Otherwise, guests in the tofu group would have to travel far to find a male guest, which would take much more time than the farming group.
Similarly, because the distance of the reading group was too short, Ye Xu asked the female guests to stay in the place where the tea was made and not run or do other things. Only after the tea was cooked could they go back to embroider.
After such a lot of tossing, each group will basically waste about fifteen minutes.
The embroidering female guest returned to her seat after delivering the herbal tea, just picked up the embroidery needle, and suddenly reflected: "If I don't finish the embroidery at the end, how many points will I be deducted?"
The director team laughed without saying a word.
The female guest's face was a bit ugly: "Is it deducted according to the degree of completion? The less completed, the more deducted?"
The director team had subtle expressions.
"I know that you have no good intentions!" The female guest understood, no wonder she wasted her time in every possible way!
Fortunately, she is fairly quick at this embroidery, and the director's team's request is not to embroider a complete sub-picture, but only a part of it, and she should be able to complete it if she works harder. As long as it is completed, it doesn't matter if the deduction points for not completing the task are more than the bonus points for the task.
She glared at Chu Jifeng, lowered her head and continued to embroider, and vowed in her heart that she would never accept such a mission of "pie from the sky" next time.
Ye Xu went back and ate two popsicles, counted the time, and thought it was time to add something to the male guest. You can't just toss the female guests, it's not fair.
He called a few NPCs, gave them some instructions, and then asked them to go find the male guest. He himself picked one at random, and followed it leisurely with his hands behind his back.
Farmers here.
An NPC dressed as an old woman walked over slowly and shouted at the male guest: "Son!"
The male guest liked to be a cub, so he was dumbfounded at the time.
"Son." The old woman came over and wiped the male guest's sweat, "Why are you farming here alone?"
The male guest didn't know how to answer, so he could only yell "Mother" with a dry smile. He also realized now that this aunt should be sent by the program team to do something.
The old lady came here with a purpose. She pretended to greet the male guest for a while, and then said her purpose: "Your brother is studying recently, and you don't have enough money in your hand. You can subsidize him. When he develops in the future, he will pass the entrance examination." If you become a scholar, you can also follow the popular ones and drink spicy ones, right?"
The male guest thought that the younger brother who studies is not the scholar from the Peach Group next door, right? Even if it is, what does it matter to him if he is admitted as a scholar, and a scholar is not the number one scholar, how can one person win the Tao and ascend to heaven
"Mom, I don't have any money." He subconsciously touched his pocket, and wanted to send some money, but the ancients had no pockets. I touched my arms and sleeves like in the TV series, but I still had no money.
As soon as he said that he had no money, the old woman immediately turned her face: "Why have no money? Didn't you just buy a loom a few days ago? If you have money to buy a loom but don't have the money to subsidize your brother? Pooh, it must be you The daughter-in-law at home hid the money and didn't ask you to give it to me, did she?"
The male guests are all stupid. He has no experience in arguing with the old shrew. At most, he has argued with the female guests in his group, but he has never quarreled with the other party. He was still thinking about how to persuade him to go back, when he saw the old lady sit down directly.
"My life is miserable!" She covered her face and pretended to cry, "I gave birth to a boss, and the boss will know how to listen to his wife and want to kill me, an old lady! Be filial to me, and use it to drink and gamble! It’s still the third child who is filial, and will earn me a life after studying hard! You unfilial son, woo woo woo!”
The male guest understood now, the three of them are indeed three brothers, the eldest is farming, the second is selling tofu and the third is studying. The old lady in the family is partial to the youngest son, and the eldest son is a blood-sucking character, and his parents always forcibly plundered money and sent it to the third son to study. After all, studying in ancient times was a very expensive thing.
If the male guest has money, he will definitely give it to him. It is important for him to finish farming as soon as possible, and not let the old lady continue to waste his time, but he has no money.
With an idea, he said, "Go to my house and get it, the money is hidden at home."
The old lady regained her spirits immediately, got up with a grunt, dragged the male guest and walked home: "You go with me!"
"No, no, you go alone, I still have something to do..." The male guest struggled suddenly.
The old lady was so strong that she didn't listen at all and pulled the person back. The female guest at home was still weaving. Seeing them coming back, she just glanced at them indifferently and left them alone.
Women generally hold grudges. She still remembers how this guy quarreled with her about choosing a room at the beginning. He was not a gentleman at all, and he actually wanted her to live in a small hotel with a girl. Seeing him being pestered by an NPC now, she didn't bother to care about it, so she just hurriedly weaved.
She doesn't have enough time, so she has no time to meddle in other things. Although the male guest's task is not completed, the points of their group will be deducted, but what if the male guest's task is relatively loose, even if it is delayed? Anyway, if she delays here, she will definitely not be able to finish it. The male guest should take care of it by himself.
The male guest originally wanted the female guest to do a favor, so he sent the old lady away. As a result, the other party ignored him after arguing for a long time, and he suddenly became angry and shook off the old lady's hand irritably.
"You asked my wife for money, but I didn't."
Sure enough, the old lady asked the female guest, "Where's the money?"
"What money?" The female guest looked puzzled, but she opened her mouth and threw the pot back, "Where do I have money, your man will give you the money? It's all hidden by their elders. Ask me what's the use."
The old lady seemed to think that what the female guest said made sense, so she turned her head and stared at the male guest: "You said the money was hidden at home, so go and get it for me. If you don't give me the money, I won't leave today!"
male guest:"… "
Where is he going to get money for this old lady? If he really has no money, wouldn't his mission be lost? He doesn't want to eat bugs! ! !
The author has something to say: Ye Xu, a man who switches between angels and devils at will.