Ye Xu and the director looked at each other, a few minutes later, the director was defeated by his clear and innocent gaze, waved his hand feebly, and sent Ye Xu's room back to its original location. Ye Xu noticed the fluctuations in the space, smiled calmly, and said nothing.
"The recording in the afternoon is about to start, get up quickly." For the sake of face, the director could only pretend that he just came here to wake Ye Xu up.
Just kidding, how can you let the other party know that he has been here for an hour and a half, and it took so long to not wake him up, is he shameless
Ye Xu cooperated very well, did not expose him, just nodded and said: "Okay, I will pack up right away and go down."
The director nodded in satisfaction and was about to leave when he suddenly heard him say: "Then please call my mother for me."
"!!!" The director turned his head suddenly, and saw Ye Xu sitting on the bed with a pure smile on his face, but the words he said were not pure at all!
Can the boss next door be easily woken up? What if she gets angry when she wakes up? That elder sister has a bad temper at first glance, he doesn't want to be cut into eight pieces, okay!
"What's wrong?" Ye Xu pretended to be puzzled, "Didn't you come to wake us up?"
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Ye Xu looked at the small silver light spot on the director's body, and his smile deepened: "Then I will trouble you, uncle director!"
"???" Who are you calling uncle! I am obviously so young!
The director, furious as a puffer fish, trudged out, like a child throwing a tantrum. Ye Xu watched with satisfaction that the golden light came out of him again, and felt that he was really a dedicated awakener, and he did not forget to work hard to help Brother Tong when he opened the player mode.
At the door next door, the director stood there hesitantly, unable to get off the horse for a while. I didn't want to go in but had to go in. After struggling for a few minutes, I finally pushed the door open.
— didn't push it away.
"Eh?" Boss locked the door
The director was immediately happy, it was because she locked the door herself, that's why he couldn't get in, it wasn't because he didn't want to wake people up.
Just as the director was about to leave, he saw Ye Xu had come out, staring at him with a half-smile. He was shocked immediately, pointed at the door quickly, and said confidently: "The door is locked! You can't get in!"
"Oh?" Ye Xu smiled slightly, "It doesn't matter, you knock on the door and call."
"..." No, I don't want to.
"No, you want to."
"..."
The director was aggrieved, pitiful, weak and helpless, but no one could help him. He had no choice but to reach out to knock on the door tremblingly, praying in his heart that the person inside would not be too angry.
At this moment, the door opened, Chance was standing at the door and was about to come out, but saw a man stretching out his fist to knock on her chest. She took a step back immediately, and glanced over sharply.
The director shivered for a moment, and the words "my life is over" flashed in his mind, wanting to cry without tears: "I, I, I just want to knock on the door!"
Ye Xu, the suing spirit, immediately acted like a bear child seeing his short-term mother, pointing at the director and opening his mouth: "Mom, he just disturbed my sleep!"
director:! ! ! I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense! You obviously slept so hard, why did I disturb your sleep!
"Although I failed to wake me up, when I opened my eyes, I saw him sitting on the edge of the bed and staring at me, which scared me badly!"
Director: ... Why did you change your face so quickly? ! Is that ferocious child just now your essence? !
When Ji Ling heard this, his eyes became sharper. The director shivered, feeling that he was about to be stabbed by her eyes. He hurriedly dropped the sentence "I still have something to do", and ran downstairs in despair, not daring to stay any longer.
Neither of them stopped him and let him run away. Ye Xu smiled obediently at Ji Ling, as if he wasn't the one who bullied someone just now.
Ji Ling, whose filter is thicker than the diameter of the earth, certainly doesn't think there is anything wrong with her Ye Cub. She patted Ye Xu's head: "If he bullies you again, call me."
"Okay." Ye Xu nodded obediently.
After saying this, Ji Ling took the lead to go downstairs to talk to the director about her life, and took this opportunity to tell him not to bully her family, otherwise she will bear the consequences.
When Ye Xu went downstairs, he didn't see the two of them, but instead saw grandma sweeping the floor. He hurried over to take the broom to help clean up the yard, and asked her to take a break to watch the TV program on the opera channel.
Grandma cheerfully agreed, seeing Ye Xu busily serving her tea and snacks, she liked this young man even more, and wondered if her grandchildren would be as sensible as he was when they grew up.
"Xiaoye, don't be so busy." Grandma waved at him, "My old sister's dog gave birth to a litter of puppies, would you like to take one to raise? I remember that you children like small animals. My granddaughter She just wanted to have one, but her mother thought she was too young to have a dog, so she wouldn’t let her.”
Ye Xugang wanted to politely decline, he already has cats, and if he had another dog, his Yumeow would definitely make a fuss. But after thinking about it, I noticed again.
He sat down beside grandma, and approached like a thief: "Grandma, I actually have a cat."
"Have you got a cat?" Grandma patted his hand, "That's good, that's good."
"The program team wouldn't let me bring it over, saying that pets are not allowed, but I brought it quietly." He said treacherously.
Grandma immediately laughed: "You little clever ghost, in this way, grandma can help you out. Take the cat out and say it was given to you by grandma, and don't tell them it's the one you raised yourself."
Ye Xu also meant the same thing. Seeing that grandma was so cooperative, he hugged her happily, and hurried upstairs to "get the cat".
Yumiao also seemed to know that she could come out, rolling around in Ye Xu's clothes excitedly. Ye Xu was itched by it, and quickly pulled it out.
The fluffy kitten pendant waved its four paws at him, as if it were a real cat. Ye Xu took off the necklace and made it the size of two fists. In this way, it can usually squat on Ye Xu's shoulder.
Ye Xu took the cat downstairs and showed it to grandma. Grandma liked the little guy very much, so she hugged him and stroked his fur. Yumiao cooperated very well, and even turned over her belly for her to touch.
When Ji Ling and the program crew came over, they saw Ye Xu and the NPC grandma teasing the kitten.
"Hey, are they all here?" Grandma returned the cat to Ye Xu, "Hurry up and do the show, Grandma won't waste your time."
Ye Xu hugged the cat and nodded at grandma, then ran to Ji Ling, pretending to pick up the cat and showed it to Ji Ling: "Grandma gave it to me!"
Ji Ling nodded cooperatively: "Very cute."
The people in the program group did not suspect him, and no one cared about a kitten. Only the director looked at it strangely, but due to Ji Ling's coercion, he didn't dare to think about it.
"The task in the afternoon is to experience the local folk culture." The director took out two cards, "One of them is to experience the local opera culture, and the other is to experience the local cross talk culture. You draw one at random."
Ye Xu looked at him suspiciously, and when he saw this stupid and cute director start showing a silly smirk again, he immediately knew that he must be tossing something behind his back.
He squeezed Yumiao's paw quietly, and the kitten immediately understood. It broke free from Ye Xu's arms, and jumped into the director's arms, trying to catch his hand. The director subconsciously let go and retreated, so both cards fell to the ground.
The kitten landed lightly on the card, curiously pawing at the edge of the card. Ye Xu hurried over to pick up the cat and picked up two cards.
"Hey!" The director just wanted to stop, but Ye Xu had already opened them to look at them.
Seeing that "opera" was written on the two cards, Ye Xu handed the cards to Ji Ling: "Mom, he tricked us!"
The director trembled.
Ji Ling looked at him quietly without speaking.
"T-I took the wrong card!" The director bit the bullet and lied, "Should I change it back now?"
"No need." Ji Ling said lightly, "We choose cross talk."
Looking at the director, he knew that singing was even more unlucky, so Ji Ling didn't even propose to him a chance to draw randomly, and just made a decision. The director didn't dare to resist, so he had to tell the other three directors quickly.
They arranged three groups of opera and one group of cross talk. Here Ji Ling chose cross talk, while the other three groups could only experience opera.
To experience opera is to go to a large courtyard in the village, which has a stage. The guests have to put on makeup and change into costumes to sing a section. Of course, they have to study for an afternoon before singing. I perform on stage before dinner, and if I don’t perform well, I won’t have dinner.
Crosstalk is much simpler, just start talking directly under a big tree in an open space in the village. There is a script for cross talk, and there is no need for players to write it themselves, as long as they can make people laugh when they go up and perform, there is no need to paint or paint.
Of course, it's not that cross talk is easy to talk about, it's not easy to make others laugh. A joke, some people say it sounds funny, some people say it but it just makes people feel cold and boring, so this is also a very deep study.
But simply memorizing manuscripts is easier than singing operas. After all, operas are particular about the pronunciation of characters, and you have to learn each word one by one. Ye Xu felt that the cross talk he told might not make others laugh, but he would rather go on stage and tell bad jokes than sing in an opera.
Yes, he already had a premonition that he would end up telling a bad joke.
The two went out with the cat in their arms to find out where the open space for cross talk was, and the director was secretly discussing behind their backs how to make it more difficult for Ye Xu's group. Life is endless, and death is endless. Even if there is a big boss in this group, they are determined to work hard with the great ambition of dedicating themselves to work.
So, when the two of Ye Xu arrived at the destination and began to ask the director team for the manuscript, the director said in a very bachelor way: "Manuscript? How can there be a manuscript? You write it yourself. This is a task requirement. You must write it yourself and tell it yourself!"
Ye Xu said calmly, and asked back: "The opera group also wants to write a play and perform it again?"
"Then, that's not necessary..."
"So why should we write?" Ye Xu smiled.
"this… "
"You just thought I was a bully, so you deliberately targeted me, didn't you?" Ye Xu suddenly showed a pitiful expression, and before the director could argue, he turned to look at Ji Ling, "Mom, he's bullying me again!"
director:"!!!"
The author has something to say: Director: You can't stop complaining! It's great to have a backing!
Author: So you never thought about why he knew you were afraid of Ji Ling
Director: ... That's right, how would he know that I'm afraid of this woman? ?
Director: (horrified) He can read minds! ! !
Ye Ye: ...