Wanting to cheat Ye Xu, but he didn't, the director glanced at Ji Ling, and wisely decided to be as quiet as a chicken.
But they just pretended to be dead and didn't give the script, and let Ye Xu figure out a way by himself. This was easy to handle, so Ye Xu went to ask the old gentleman who had just finished.
The old man is the most popular comic talker in the village. Although he has brought out apprentices, he still likes to come and talk a few times when he has nothing to do. But cross talk is very script-heavy, and it’s boring to repeat old jokes over and over again. Fortunately, people in the village love to listen to storytelling and opera.
This is the same as the popular concerts that modern people listen to. The young people will not get tired of listening to the song for a long time, and the old people will not get tired of listening to the music either.
But Ye Xu can't come here, he doesn't know anything about talking and learning to sing, and it's hard to be able to go to a talk show. Although talk shows strictly belong to the category of stand-up comedy in cross talk, the elderly don't like to listen to such outrageous ones.
Ye Xu glanced at the group of old people under the stage, feeling a lot of pressure.
"It's easy for you to go up and talk about it." The old man has talked about cross talk all his life, and he is very capable. When he met Ye Xu and the two, he immediately had an idea, "You are young and cute. Although the villagers in the audience It’s an old audience who has listened to cross talk too much, and they are considered half-experts, and they have high demands on the gentlemen on stage, but as long as you go up and sell a trick, they will still give you face.”
The so-called trick is to ask Ye Xu to explain the situation to the audience after he comes on stage. First, I declared that I was forced to come on stage by that unscrupulous program group. Second, I humbly admitted that I don’t know much about cross talk. I usually just listen to it for fun, but I really like cross talk. Today, I asked you to come on stage and say a few words. When he was naughty as a child, he showed everyone a joke.
Good-looking and sensible younger guys are always more popular with the elderly, and Ye Xu's image at the moment is in his teens, so he looks like a child who hasn't grown up. No matter how demanding the audience is, they will not be harsh on him, the old man knows it well.
As long as the audience is not picky, and Ye Xu acts coquettishly a few more times, he can still make old ladies and old men laugh with his little appearance of seriously talking about cross talk. Ye Xu didn't think about it that much, he just planned to finish the task, and it's up to fate whether he can make him laugh or not.
It is related to his customs clearance score, he must take every task seriously.
After teaching Ye Xu how to deal with the audience after he came on stage, the old gentleman told him a few jokes so that he could memorize them by heart.
The previous episode was considered the opening remark, and the jargon in cross talk is called "pad words". Ye Xu's reason for coming to the stage is very logical, as long as he thinks about the wording carefully, so that the audience can accept and feel sorry for Ye Xu, it will be considered a success.
Afterwards, a paragraph should be added to "get into life", that is, to connect the opening remarks with the serious content that follows, linking the past and the future. This was also thought of by the old man, and then there are a few jokes taught by the old man.
Old-fashioned cross talk has many commonly used scripts, the overall content is very coherent, and it is not difficult to memorize. A cross talk only takes a few minutes, and the content is lively and interesting. It is like telling a story. You can almost remember it after listening to it twice, so it is very easy to memorize. The key is how to say it well so that it can make people laugh.
"The overall rhythm, the tone of each sentence, the length of the pause between each paragraph, when the joker picks up the conversation, how much effort the joker should make...these are all knowledge." The old man thought for a while and said, "You Do you two usually tell jokes?"
Ye Xu and Ji Ling looked dumbfounded, they didn't know. The last time Ye Xu told a joke to someone, he still stayed in chatting with his friends, but whether the joke is good or not depends on fate, sometimes it can make people laugh, and sometimes it is a cold joke.
In contrast, Ye Xu usually finds it easier to make people laugh when chatting with people online.
"That's the problem." The old man also knows about online chatting, "You have a sense of humor when chatting online, which means you still know how to use words to make people laugh. But when you really say it, people don't laugh Now, this is a matter of tone of voice."
When people read the text, they will subconsciously simulate the drill in their minds with the best tone of voice, so they will laugh when the paragraph is well worded. But when it is said in reality, the tone of the speaker may not meet your expectations.
The old gentleman looked at Ye Xu for a while, and suddenly said: "You are so suitable for writing jokes."
The implication is that it is still free.
Ye Xu hugged his kitten tightly, and together with Yu Miao showed an innocent and pitiful expression. The old man suddenly felt distressed, and gave them some ideas without saying a word.
"That's good, you just say the tongue twister." The old man had an idea, "I heard my granddaughter say a tongue twister last time, it was very interesting, she must be able to make people laugh."
"What tongue twister?" Ye Xu asked curiously.
"It's just a joke that was changed online. You can also try to change two paragraphs. I will teach you a few more tongue twisters. It will be interesting to see how you change it." The old man suddenly became interested.
Even he found this tongue twister interesting, and the old audience probably accepted it well. If you encounter a scene with a lot of young audiences, telling this story will be more popular than telling old jokes.
Ye Xu was dragged to change the tongue twister like this, and he found that he still had to write the script by himself in the end, and he didn't know why he worked so hard with the director team for a long time.
Towards the afternoon, Ye Xu and Ji Ling's collaborative cross talk finally won the old man's nod, and after that, they can perform on stage. Of course, this is all "over" after lowering N standards.
During the period, Mr.'s apprentice came over to invite him twice, saying that the audience saw him staying not far away, and wanted to hear him speak a few more times on stage. But the old man refused, he was tired of talking about it, and now he wants to change the tongue twister with the young man.
Ye Xu was quite nervous when he officially took the stage. Ji Ling was cheering him on, and Ye Xu became even more nervous when he saw it.
There is not much difference between Sister Ling's flattery and no one, after all, she can only be ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Everything depends on oneself.
The two put on the coats prepared by the two program groups, and Ye Xu's was a small one, because he was short, so the big one would have turned into a floor-length skirt.
The old grandmas and grandpas in the audience saw the two new faces coming up, and they were all together. They whispered something in each other's ears, until Ye Xu cleared his throat and spoke, they calmed down and listened.
The sound dissipates quickly in an open place, and there are no microphones here. If you want the audience below to hear clearly, the sound must be loud. Ye Xu couldn't speak in a normal voice but let the audience hear clearly. This is the ability of their Mr. Comedian, so he made a trick and used a prop to make up for it. This was one of the casual gifts given by the God of Time and Space back then, and was kept untouched by Ye Xu in the corner.
"Everyone must be very curious about how a kid like me came on stage to talk about cross talk." Ye Xu tried to keep his voice relaxed, so as not to let the audience know that he was nervous.
Ji Ling followed his words and praised: "Yes, why are you here?"
There is no problem with the words, but the tone is too cold, it sounds awkward. But she quickly adjusted, trying to make her voice more emotional, don't talk to Bing Tuozi, it's really hard for her.
"It's really not bad for me, someone forced me to come here." Ye Xu had a bitter face, but the delicate boy's bitter face was not ugly, but rather cute, "Everyone knows that recently, a man from our village has come. A bunch of people recording TV shows."
"I know about it. Being on TV is a big deal."
"That's not true! But those who record the TV, they are not kind!"
"What's the matter?"
"They forced me to come here! If I can't be on stage, I won't be given food!"
"Hey, what's so mean?"
…
The old gentleman watched the interaction between the two smilingly from the audience. Although Ji Ling was still a bit out of place, Ye Xu was not influenced by her, which was rare. In fact, he originally wanted to go up to support Ye Xu by himself, but the program team said that the guests must come by themselves, so Ji Ling could only go up.
These young spirits have never been to the pretend game next door because she really can't act. Her signature iceberg feeling is too strong, and she is the first one to be picked out after she goes there. If she doesn't come back after the OOC, the task will be cold.
The beginning went smoothly, and the audience listened interestingly. This thing related to TV is new to them, everyone loves to hear something new, not to mention that this gossip is quite interesting.
After Ye Xu finished the summary of his persecution, he got into work smoothly: "So, today I can only bite the bullet and come forward. But I don't know anything, so what can I say? I have an idea."
"tell me the story."
"Tongue twister!"
"Yo, what's the idea?"
"This tongue twister is simple, we can do it when we are young. If you don't believe me, go to the village and ask a child if he can say tongue twister."
"That's true, but this tongue twister will be yes, you may not be able to speak it well."
"You don't believe me?" Ye Xu clapped his palms with his fan, "Then I'll tell you two passages today."
"Then tell me a few paragraphs and let me listen."
Ye Xu opened the fan with a bang: "Listen up—"
Ji Ling listened attentively.
"Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and the artillerymen ran side by side to the north. The artillerymen were afraid that they would touch the pacesetters. The pacesetters said: go!"
The audience in the audience froze for three seconds, then suddenly laughed.
"Wait a minute, is that what the tongue twister said?" Ji Ling looked puzzled.
"Why not? This is a new tongue twister!"
“Also new style…”
"I can do something else, just keep listening—the shoulder pole is long, the bench is wide, and the pole wants to be tied to the bench, but the bench says: OK."
The director sitting below: "Pfft!"
"A monkey was lying on a tree, and a dog was squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and bumped into the dog, and the dog flipped up and bit the monkey. The monkey said: Have you been vaccinated for rabies? Just bite!"
"..."
Ye Xu bit the bullet and said more than a dozen tongue-twister jokes on the stage. Thanks to everyone's low laugh and seeing him cute, he was very supportive, otherwise he would probably step off the stage in embarrassment. When he got off the stage, Ye Xu looked at the director in puzzlement.
He is the one who laughs the most in the audience, and the others are far behind. Some jokes are so embarrassing, it's all because the director is supporting him, and then others laugh along with embarrassment to show respect, but they don't actually think it's funny.
But Ye Xu didn't care about that, they applauded and laughed anyway, Ye Xu unilaterally believed that his performance was successful. Smiling, he moved to the director's side, scaring the director who was covering his stomach with joy.
"You, why are you here?"
The author has something to say: Recently I am obsessed with cross talk, but when I code, I always read it in my mind while typing, so because I have watched too many cross talk shows, now my mind is full of cross talk accents
When I was coding today, I was full of Guo Degang's tone of voice. If you don't believe me, read this chapter again with his tone. It is definitely very suitable...