Not to mention whether Aunt Hu only loves meat so she doesn't eat meat, or she must eat meat or she will show her original shape. In short, if Ye Xu wants to cheat her on what to eat in the future, he has to find a way to stuff it with meat.
"Maybe it's really the opposite of what we want. Aunt Hu must always eat meat." Mo Bei said.
Ye Xu shook his head: "The operability of this is too low. Unless there is a sudden death of an elder in the mansion, or a national funeral, there is no reason to force people to be vegetarians."
"Let Madam find an excuse to punish her for becoming a vegetarian?" Mo Bei thought for a while, "Or let her fast and chant scriptures to pray for the elders."
Ye Xu looked at him helplessly: "What do you think?"
When the wife gives orders on the front foot, Aunt Hu can cry to Master Ye on the back foot and pass the matter off to others. And if she wants to eat meat secretly, no one can stop her.
What's more, this maneuverability is not great. Only when Ye Xu is the second young master can he make a suggestion to his wife. If it is an ordinary player, this trick will not work at all. Not only can they not get in touch with the wife, but they can't make the lady do what they want.
Either in a few days, the plot of the dungeon will really reach the stage of being a vegetarian during the filial piety period, otherwise the guess of "not eating meat" is unreliable.
"Forget it, let's think about other things." Mo Bei slumped on the soft couch like a salted fish, motionless. Relying on the fact that all the servants were outside and were not allowed to come in, he requisitioned Ye Xu's soft couch.
Ye Xu always felt that he might have overlooked something crucial, but he couldn't think of it for a while, so he had to give up. Since she can't get rid of this big boss in a short time, it's better to find a way to block her and earn some money for side missions.
The two salted fishes slumped together on the huge soft couch, their minds were very active, they were thinking about various things, but their bodies remained motionless, like a model of high-sightedness and low-handedness.
After a while, Ye Xu said faintly: "Why do we insist on forcing her to reveal her original form in this conventional way?"
"Huh?" Mo Bei turned to look at him, "What bad idea did you come up with?"
Excitement flashed in Ye Xu's eyes, and he got up with a grunt: "Tell me, how about we pretending to be a celestial demon catcher and entering the mansion, and directly using force to force her to turn back into a fox?"
It doesn't matter that those eminent monks and celestial masters outside are all fakes, the two of them can act as real celestial masters. It's not that Ye Xu has never acted before. It's hard to say anything else. Looking at Feng Shui and predicting the future are his strengths. Even if he doesn't have the ability to directly transform Aunt Hu back into a beast shape, he can force Aunt Hu to become a fox through force.
However, how to fool Master Ye is a problem.
Master Ye must be allowed to see what happened in the dark. If it was on the bright side, Aunt Hu might refuse to admit it. Even if she turned into a fox in the end, Master Ye would think it was Ye Xu, the "demon" who cast Hu's spell. My aunt has become a fox.
But if Master Ye was not present, Aunt Hu might not bother to hide her identity in front of the Celestial Master, and directly admitted that she was a monster. After all, the celestial master has seen it, and it is meaningless for her to deny it.
The two salted fish got together to discuss for a long time, and felt that this trick could be done. Ye Xu immediately left his avatar and continued to pretend to be the second young master here, while he changed his disguise face and Taoist robe to pretend to be a celestial master. Mo Bei didn't want to stay here alone, so he simply lost his avatar and acted as a servant, while his own body was Ye Xu's Taoist boy.
Ye Xu covered his eyes: "Don't, I don't have such a hot-eyed Daoist."
His Taoist boy is Yuxue's cute little wife, but his Daoist boy is a wretched young man taller than him? Farewell.
Mo Bei was not convinced: "Isn't she just Mrs. Zheng? Just wait."
The disguise earrings are a prop that allows you to choose your own body shape, not just changing your face. Not long after, Mo Bei shrunk into a ten-year-old boy, with little thongs, and looked pretty and smart.
Ye Xu was satisfied now, reached out to pick up Mo Bei's back collar, and teleported away from Ye Mansion. In the next second, he appeared in an alley outside the mansion, detoured into another bustling street.
"How do we get close to Master Ye?" Mo Bei asked a very crucial question.
They can't suddenly run up and recommend themselves, it's so demeaning. Moreover, this kind of extraterrestrial expert must have a great reputation outside, otherwise he will be an unknown charlatan, and no one will believe it.
Ye Xu showed an inscrutable smile: "Don't worry, I have a solution."
After speaking, he began to perceive, determined the location of Qixia Temple, and teleported there directly. At the same time, he sent a message to the avatar who was still in the mansion, asking him to go to his wife for advice. He just said that he found out that an expert had come to Qixia Temple recently, and tried to get his father to go to Qixia Temple to give the expert palm eyes, and see if his father was deceived by magic.
It doesn't matter whether Madam believes in Buddhism or not, now is the time for drowning people to grasp at straws, even if they don't believe in these things, she will fool people around as a dead horse. However, it is the stupidest thing to do it yourself, and it is easy for Mr. Ye to detect that it is a trap, so it is best to lure him in a detour.
After thinking about it for a while, I got an idea.
He found his wife and told him the matter, and as expected, his wife was a little moved. The avatar looked at the right moment and said: "It's just that we directly persuaded father to go over. Father may think that we have colluded with the master. I don't think so. Is there any arrangement for father to discuss business with recently? You can talk to the other party. Madame walked around and told the madam about the Qixia Temple, only saying that a high-ranking person is extremely good at making money, and knows Feng Shui to make money, and no one would not like their own property to go to a higher level."
"But is that expert really capable of this?" Madam hesitated.
A few aunts made a fuss about inviting an expert into the mansion before, but it didn't work. The ones from Qixia Temple have never been invited, not because they haven't been invited, but because they can't be invited.
Now Qixia Temple is the most incense-filled temple in Jinling City, and it is difficult for ordinary merchants' families to ask them to help. But if you come to visit, you should be willing to meet, right
Madam was a little confused.
The avatar persuaded: "If you don't try it, how will you know it won't work? Anyway, you've just heard that if it doesn't work, it's that expert who is trying to gain fame, so what has it to do with you? Besides, the master of Qixia Mountain is naturally not an ordinary person. .”
This is very true. Only then did Madam finally make up her mind, and immediately asked someone to send a greeting card to the other Madam, and wanted to go there.
On the other side, Ye Xu led Mo Bei to the abbot's compound of Qixia Temple by air.
The abbot's yard is very quiet, only a young novice is sweeping the floor, and the abbot himself is chanting scriptures and chanting Buddha in the house. Ye Xu and Mo Bei appeared suddenly, without any warning, it was simply a fairy trick. The little novice was taken aback, and after realizing it, he hurriedly ran to call the abbot to come out.
Mo Bei asked Ye Xu in a low voice: "Aren't you acting like a Taoist priest? Why did you come to the Monk Temple?"
You should find a Taoist temple.
Ye Xu had a "you don't understand" expression on his face: "Peer friends are respected, and people in the Taoist sect are always chic and arrogant, and don't bother to do superficial kung fu. If I go to a Taoist temple, those Taoist priests will definitely not give me good looks. They will dislike me for stealing their business."
But the Buddhist school is different. No matter how MMP the old monk is in his heart, he still has to greet him with a smile on his face. And you have to put on a merciful and tolerant appearance, and you can't show embarrassment to anyone, let alone get angry because others come to grab business.
Sure enough, the abbot did not show any bad emotions when facing the two uninvited guests. Instead, he said enthusiastically: "The guests come from afar, so good."
Ye Xu also put on airs, and faced him with a smiling face: "The poor Taoist came from afar, and heard that the abbot's Buddhism is profound. Although Buddhism and Taoism are different, they also have something in common, so I wanted to ask for advice."
The abbot took a look at Ye Xu, and thought that the little novice said that Ye Xu appeared out of thin air, so he knew that Ye Xu must be an expert, with mana superior to him. He was a monk who only studied scriptures, and he didn't have that kind of supernatural ability at all. When Ye Xu said he wanted to ask him for advice, he was actually flattering him.
So the abbot warmly invited Ye Xu to live in the temple, without any sense of crisis that a Taoist master coming to the temple would snatch his business.
Such an expert, idle clouds and scattered cranes, will definitely not restrain himself by half-Taoism. Therefore, the incense in their temple will not be snatched by Ye Xu, that's enough, if there are any other intractable diseases, just snatch it.
To tell the truth, the abbot gives him a headache every time he thinks about those pilgrims who come to their temple to ask for rituals to remove the ghosts in their homes. Because they really don't have the ability!
They don't know how to exorcise ghosts and demons at all, they can only chant scriptures and explain the truth. In essence, they are cheating incense money, taking a part-time job as a psychiatrist, and serving as life mentors for those pilgrims. If there are really worrying things beyond science, you can't count on them.
But now, a celestial master who can use abilities beyond the scope of science appeared, and the abbot suddenly became energetic. How great, if there is something that can't be solved in the future, I will get rid of the celestial master and take action. Even if the celestial master would refuse, how could he deal with one or two of the ten cases without saving face? As long as he can handle it, he is not greedy.
—Anyway, Ye Xu lived in their temple, no matter whether he was a Taoist priest or a monk, wouldn't people who came after him still have to come to their temple to contribute incense money
The old monk's calculations were sneaky.
He and Ye Xu looked at each other and showed subtle smiles, as if the two foxes had reached a consensus. Friendly cooperation, mutual benefit and win-win.
Mo Bei followed in confusion, not understanding why the abbot welcomed Ye Xu so much. Looking at him like that, it doesn't look like he is smiling and unwilling.
Ye Xu didn't know the Tao, so naturally he couldn't discuss Buddhism with the old monk. But it doesn't matter, he just needs to talk less, let the abbot talk more, and he will occasionally put forward his own point of view.
Among other things, modern people still have quite unique insights into Buddhism, and Ye Xu can still hold on to a few words. The monks actually like to discuss the philosophies of life, such as "not the wind, not the banner, but the heart of the benevolent", this kind of Buddhist stories, Ye Xu has heard a lot since he was a child.
He is not afraid to talk about philosophy with people. Modern salted fish love to think about philosophy when they are free. And because of the problems in the living environment since childhood, the perspective of thinking is completely different from that of the ancients, and the opinions expressed can always refresh the ancients. Some may seem ridiculous to the ancients, but there are also subtle words.
Ye Xu chatted with the old monk about philosophy without any pressure. At first, he listened to the old monk's stories about Buddhist scriptures and then discussed them. There are many dilemmas in the world, and each of them is worth discussing, such as the life of a hundred wicked people or the life of a good person, which is more important, and so on.
Relying on this, Ye Xu managed not to reveal his secrets. Mo Bei was next to him, feeling like he was listening to a debate, but their language was not very colloquial, and it was a bit difficult to listen to.
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