Ling Xu held the silver gun with a dark face.
It was the first time he heard someone ask for a timeout before a fight because they hadn't eaten breakfast.
Even though they were far away, the smell of barbecue still penetrated into his nose irresistibly. Damn it! Even eating barbecue early in the morning! Ling Xu felt resentful in his heart, the elders meeting had been held all night, he hadn't eaten all night, and now his stomach was empty. But now he wants to watch a bastard eat meat in front of him.
It's outrageous!
Later, I must beat out everything that this damn bastard ate into his stomach!
Goo!
His stomach made an unknown sound, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and Ling Xu's dark face suddenly turned red.
These guys must have great ears... Damn...
"Hey, boy, come and eat if you're hungry." Tang Tian turned his face, and very friendly raised the barbecue in his hand, and extended an invitation to Ling Xu.
"Who are you talking about?" Ling Xu jumped into a rage, pointing his silver spear at Tang Tian.
"If you're not hungry, I'll eat it all." Tang Tian said vaguely while gnawing on the barbecue.
"asshole!"
Ling Xu cursed angrily, rushed over, and before he could sit down, he threw himself on the barbecue.
Half an hour later, Tang Tian and Ling Xu were both full of face, half lying on the ground, their bellies were as round as watermelons. Gu Xue and Murray looked dull, they couldn't understand the situation in front of them at all.
Not only they couldn't understand, but everyone watching the battle from a distance was dumbfounded.
"So satisfying!" Ling Xu wished he could lie down now.
"This is life." Tang Tian's emotion floated in the sunlight.
"Hey, don't think that you can bribe me with a barbecue." Ling Xu half-supported his body, with an extremely contented expression on his face, and said lazily: "However, the Great Elder means to take Miss Xue back, so don't stop her." Me, I just pretend I never met you."
Murray's face changed drastically. With Ling Xu's reputation, he believed that no one would dare to refuse if he could say such a thing.
On the contrary, Gu Xue was quite calm.
"Stop dreaming." Tang Tian also lazily said, "This is my place, you come to my place to make noise, how will I be the boss in the future?"
Ling Xu didn't expect his overtures to be rejected. He sat up straight and looked serious: "Are you serious?"
"Nonsense." Tang Tian didn't even lift his eyelids, his tone was so lazy that one couldn't help wondering if he was asleep.
"Then there is no other way!" Ling Xu stood up with a serious look on his face: "I will not disobey the order of the Great Elder!"
The fighting spirit in his body began to rise, and the silver gun pointed directly at Tang Tian, and his tone became serious: "Come on! Then let us see the truth!"
"Huh, you're not sleepy after dinner?" Tang Tian yawned, with tears in his eyes, and said vaguely, "Sleepy... sleepy to death, sleep first..."
Ling Xu felt that he was going crazy: "If you don't get up again, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Half an hour, just sleep for half an hour..." Tang Tian yawned louder.
"Don't talk nonsense! Get up and fight to the death! Only the victor is eligible..." Ling Xu wanted to go up and poke a few holes in Tang Tian's body, but his self-esteem as a master made him restrain himself.
"Then twenty minutes...or ten minutes is fine..." Tang Tian's eyes were filled with tears, and the strong drowsiness made him almost unable to open his eyes.
Ling Xu was furious!
He had never met such a rascal before, but Tang Tian insisted on taking it easy, almost stabbing Tang Tian with the point of his spear, Tang Tian remained indifferent.
sleepy…
Tang Tianzhen was so sleepy that he could barely keep his eyes open, and Ling Xu came to poke him, but he didn't notice the danger.
Ling Xu was so angry that there were such superb people in this world, but the dignity of a warrior prevented him from making a sneak attack.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the well, and his eyes lit up.
Tang Tian's bucket was still in place just now, Ling Xu flew over to the well without saying a word, put down his silver gun, picked up the bucket, and filled it with water.
When he walked up to Tang Tian with the bucket in hand, Tang Tian's snoring had already started.
I fell asleep so fast... But, hey!
Ling Xu raised the bucket in his hand, and splashed, a bucket of water was poured on it.
The bone-chilling well water drenched Tang Tian thoroughly. In his sleep, Tang Tian felt that he had suddenly fallen into a hole in the ice. At that moment, he screamed and jumped up from the ground.
When he saw Ling Xu's triumphant expression and the bucket in his hand, Tang Tian reacted immediately.
Tang Tian became furious all of a sudden, pointing at Ling Xu and yelling: "I treated you to barbecue, but you actually poured water on me! You bastard!"
Ling Xu thought about it, and suddenly felt that he was going too far.
Just when he was about to explain, Tang Tian rushed forward screaming. Ling Xu, who was full of fighting spirit, suddenly realized that he was holding a bucket instead of the silver spear he was familiar with, and his expression changed suddenly: "Wait a minute..."
Tang Tian, who was extremely angry, was the bird whirlpool when he came up.
A small whirlpool, like a flock of white birds, flew towards Ling Xu. It's not over yet, Tang Tian's Tan leg draws a series of criss-crossing sword lights, and blasts at Ling Xu without a head or a face.
Ling Xu hurriedly dodged, but Tang Tian, who was in a rage, was suffocating in his attack.
Ling Xu's figure was not very stable by the swirl of birds, and the thin and thin tan legs had already occupied his field of vision. In desperation, he subconsciously raised the wooden barrel in his hand.
The barrel instantly shattered!
The sharp knife light passed over the tip of his nose, drawing a streak of blood, which made him break out in a cold sweat.
"Hey, hey..." Ling Xu desperately wanted to stop.
Tang Tian didn't intend to stop at all, the offensive was like a violent storm, smashing down his head and face, swearing at the same time.
"Take it as a donkey's liver and lungs with good intentions! I treat you to barbecue! You actually poured water on me!"
"I'm tired of living!"
"Small sample! Tell you, all the guys who dare to shower on me will be beaten like dead dogs by me!"
"You are doomed today! You are doomed to be repented for the rest of your life by your bastard's behavior today!"
"Desperate, bastard!"
…
Poor Ling Xu, all his kung fu was devoted to that rotten silver and red tasseled spear. Unarmed, he struggled under the attack of Tang Tian's violent storm.
Completely one-sided battle!
When Ling Xu was directly slapped to the ground by Tang Tian's big tablet palm, Tang Tian's fist immediately smashed down like a violent storm.
In just ten seconds, Ling Xu's face was completely deformed.
This, this, this...
All those who watched the battle were already like clay sculptures, staring dumbfounded at the scene in front of them that completely subverted their cognition.
That is Ling Xu, the silver spear Ling Xu!
The guy who got punched like a pig's head...
The guy being ridden under...
The guy who couldn't fight back and could only howl...
God, what the hell is going on here
Tang Tian beat him up wildly in one breath, and the tone in his heart finally subsided. Poor Ling Xu has been beaten beyond recognition, as if trampled by a group of giant elephants.
Tang Tian stopped, and asked Ling Xu viciously, "Are you convinced?"
"Not convinced? Have the ability..." Ling Xu retorted angrily.
Tang Tian didn't say a word, and he was beaten again and again, Ling Xu's words stopped abruptly, and it took a full thirty seconds of fists like raindrops to stop.
"Are you convinced?"
"Don't accept!" Ling Xu was extremely stubborn: "You have insulted the dignity of a warrior..."
Tang Tianxi came out of his guts: "Ah bah, eat my barbecue and even pour water on me, how can you still speak of the dignity of a warrior?"
Not allowing Ling Xu to refute, Tang Tian beat him up again for a full two minutes.
Tang Tian didn't use real strength, he used brute strength, but with Tang Tian's brute strength, such a fist hit his body, causing pain to the bone.
"Are you convinced?"
Ling Xu didn't say anything at this time.
"Aha, don't say anything?"
Tang Tian started beating violently again, his fists piercing his flesh with crackling noises, causing Ling Xu's expression to twist in pain.
"Not convinced? Then I'll strip you naked and stay up." Tang Tian also felt a little tired, but he had plenty of ways.
Ling Xu said angrily: "Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"
"What the hell?" Tang Tian sneered, and began to touch Ling Xu's belt.
Ling Xu panicked all of a sudden: "Hey, hey, you can't do this, you can't do this!"
Tang Tian turned a deaf ear to it.
Ling Xu was completely panicked at this moment. When he thought of himself being naked in front of the whole city, he suddenly felt a chill, and finally gave in: "I give in! I give in!"
Tang Tian was immediately elated: "Hahahaha, you've accepted it earlier, so nothing will happen to you? Come on, call the boss and listen!"
How humiliating!
How could there be such evil people in the world
I really shouldn't have accepted this task today...
A hero does not suffer from immediate losses...
Ling Xu was inexplicably sad and angry: "Boss..."
"Hahahaha!" Tang Tian immediately changed his expression, and immediately jumped off Ling Xu, pulled up Ling Xu, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, and patted the dust off Ling Xu's body affectionately: "From today on, we are a family." People! Come, come, let's continue to eat barbecue!"
BBQ...
Upon hearing these two words, Ling Xu almost burst into tears.
His whole life has been planted on barbecue, Ling Xu vowed that he would never eat barbecue again!
With a fierce face, he went to the well to pick up his silver gun, seeing the bruised nose and swollen face reflected in the well, Ling Xu's face darkened.
asshole…
"Hahahaha, sure enough, we don't know each other without fighting!"
Ling Xu turned a deaf ear to Tang Tian's advance, and sat down next to Gu Xue, holding the silver gun tightly with both hands.
Gu Xue, who had always been calm, looked at Ling Xu's face filled with grief and indignation beside her, and suddenly felt the pressure rushing towards her face. Suddenly, a figure flashed in front of him, and Tang Tian also sat down and said haha: "You drenched me all over, I'll beat you up, we're even!"
You just beat me up
The corner of Ling Xu's eyes twitched, and the surrounding temperature dropped sharply. Gu Xue felt even more stressed.
After a long time, the guards of the Gu family who were watching the battle suddenly realized that Ling Xu was sitting there motionless and had no intention of fighting again.
This, this, this...
The guards who came with Ling Xu suddenly broke out in cold sweat, and ran back to report to the Great Elder. After a while, he ran back sweating.
"Master Ling Xu, the Great Elder urges you to hurry up..."
Ling Xu, who didn't say a word, raised his eyelids, and said in a muffled voice: "Please report to the elder, Ling Xu can't follow around from now on, please ask the elder to be smart."
The audience suddenly exploded.
Tang Tian was stunned.