"Why don't we go back? Such a big Secret Realm of Heaven's Book is not inferior to this Shimen."
The fat man retreated, trembling, fearing that if he stayed for a few more minutes, he would be stammering when he spoke.
"Brother Zhou, let's go..."
"You're a fat man. You've only got fat but no courage. You don't dare to do it yourself, and you're dragging Zhou Yu along with you."
"What do you know? You dead rat, this place is very dark as soon as you enter. It's lit by white candles, and the shadows are moving like ghosts. The woman on the wall looks like she's trying to eat people, and those eyes... …”
Zhou Yuguang just stood and didn't answer.
The fat man realized something belatedly, feeling that something was wrong
"Zhou Yu, why don't you say anything? Don't scare me. Why don't you just say something, Brother Zhou?"
The fat man mustered up the courage to look at Zhou Yu's face -
This was a sight to behold, with a green face, fangs, and flaring eyelids, which almost scared the fat man to the point of pissing his crotch.
When the treasure-hunting mouse saw this, he hissed and immediately prepared to run away.
"Okay, you damn rat, come back to me quickly. We share the blessings and share the hardships. Brother Zhou is like this now. Do you think you can return to the cave if you run out?"
Jin Doudou wouldn't care so much. He had already disappeared without a trace after applying oil on his soles.
The fat man was furious. After all, he had a lot of meat and ran a little slower. He never expected that the stone door would slam shut.
Now the fat man was dumbfounded.
"Don't come over here. Are you a human? A ghost? Or Zhou Yu?"
This time it was a bit tricky. Although the fat man held a magical weapon, he was not sure whether the person who had not attacked him for a long time was still Zhou Yu
What if there is a fight later and my brother is accidentally injured
On the other side, as soon as the treasure-hunting mouse Jin Doudou ran out, he unfortunately encountered a super-large vampire bat and chased it all over the passage.
"Oh my god, if I had known that my Lord Shu would never come out, Zhou Yu! Zhou Yu! Where are you?!"
No matter how Jin Doudou shouted, Zhou Yu seemed to disappear out of thin air without a trace.
"Poor fat man, just stay inside and hope for happiness. Lord Shu, I can't protect myself either."
The monster walked toward Li Yuan step by step, frightening Fatty Li to the point where he had a talisman in his left hand and a sword in his right hand.
"Don't come over here. Where is my brother?"
"If you come here again, I will burn that painting, do you hear me?!" After saying that, he raised the talisman on his hand to show that he was not joking.
A copper plate suddenly appeared in the monster's hand, turned over, and faced Li Yuan's head.
"Fuck!"
"How come labor and management have turned into pig heads!"
In the mirror, Li Yuan has a fat head and big ears. The two pig nostrils are very eye-catching. The row of pig teeth is yellow and black. It is really a bit horrible to look at.
"So, in your eyes, this is what I look like?" The monster nodded.
"So, you are Zhou Yu?" The monster nodded again.
"Then why can't you speak?"
Zhou Yu shook his head, also very puzzled.
"Forget it, looking at the current situation, it must be the fault of that painting. Just now I felt that this woman's eyes were very uncomfortable. How about I stab her with my sword?"
Zhou Yu shook his head quickly.
"That's right. If she gets angry by poking her and kills us here, it will be more than worth the loss."
"But it's not a problem to be stuck here all the time. It will be too late and it will be bad if the elders find out."
Fatty Li was a little anxious and started pacing in place to relieve the anxiety in his heart.
"It's so hot. As soon as the stone door is closed, it makes people feel uncomfortable breathing. Brother Zhou, don't you feel uncomfortable in any way?"
Zhou Yu shook his head.
"Yes, your body is stronger than mine.", the fat man replied mindlessly.
Zhou Yu no longer sat there waiting for death. He turned around and walked straight towards the ancient painting. The fat man quickly grabbed him and said, "You still dare to go up and take a look? I just took a look. Fatty, I turned into a pig's head. Why don't you become such a person?" It looks like a human ghost but not a ghost. If you look at it again, how do you know what it will become?"
"What will it become... Right, what if it changes back again later? Why didn't I think about it? Anyway, I have no choice but to go out like this, so why not give it a try."
Having said that, the fat man no longer hesitated and stepped forward to look directly at the woman in the painting. Unexpectedly, at this glance, the fat man was actually sucked into the painting.
When he opened his eyes again, the enchanting beauty in the painting was standing in front of Li Yuan, staring straight at him.
I saw that her skin was as beautiful as snow, and her eyes were like a pool of clear water. When she looked at her, she had a charming beauty.
There is still the eerie feeling that I saw in the previous painting.
"It is a rare fate for my little Taoist friend to meet my little girl here. The road to cultivation is full of misfortunes. You might as well take a break here and go to Yunyu Wushan with my little girl."
After speaking, the words were spoken like pearls, and the voice was soft and crisp, just like big beads and small beads falling on a jade plate, it was very beautiful.
Even though the fat man had been hanging out in Hualou Zuilou since he was a child, he couldn't help but feel crazy when he heard her talk like this. Unconsciously, the alarm went off in his heart, and he immediately raised his hand and slapped himself.
"It's necessary. It's a long road to cultivate. If I'm willing to indulge in beauty, how could I give up my comfort zone and come to this Tianhai Cliff alone to suffer. My sister said that we will go through the clouds and rain together... It won't be impossible. If anything happens, sister, please tell me, don’t make fun of your body, hehe.”
The beauty's face seemed to be a smile but not a smile, with a trace of resentment at the corner of her mouth: "Only by combining work and rest can we walk on a smooth road. Don't wrong yourself too much, little fellow Taoist."
"Come on, there are only you and me here now. What a wonderful thing, if not now, then when?"
After that, a pair of soft clothes covered his chest, and he was about to undress Li Yuan and untie him.
The fat man knocked the woman's hand off and was really angry: "Two of you? Oh, you witch really doesn't take my brother seriously."
"Brother?" The woman smiled crazily: "Look back and see, where did you get your brother?"
After finishing speaking, the fat man couldn't help but feel a chill on his back. He was careless. That Zhou Yu who had been silent all this time was indeed a fake. If he had known better, he would have caught that dead rat and put it on his collar. Now he might have a helper. It's better to deal with some.
Zhou Yu did not follow him in. In the empty painting world, only the fat man and the female ghost looked at each other.
"Where did you take my brother?"
"Your brother didn't come in at all."
"It's impossible. He entered the room with me and looked at the paintings together."