"When you say this, it seems like this is really the case. There have been dual cultivation techniques since ancient times. How many sect elders secretly support the furnace cauldron. It turns out that this is how it feels. It's wonderful, wonderful."
The fat man reached out and touched his chin, as if he was having some aftertaste: "In this case, it's just you, Brother Zhou, who suffers."
The fat man rolled his eyes and immediately joked: "I saw that the woman in the painting seemed to be in great demand, and I had promised her to bring a few strong men over for her. Isn't there one right in front of me... Brother Bu Zhou does good deeds..."
Zhou Yu shook his head and said seriously: "Don't mention me, Fatty, you are different. I was born in a humble background, and I don't dare to be as dashing as you. It's better for you to enjoy this kind of happiness alone."
Having said that, the real reason is that he is afraid that the immortal blood of the phoenix in his body and his ability to cultivate his soul will be exposed, so he must not take such risks.
The two of them came outside and chatted while looking for the treasure-hunting rat.
"Brother Zhou, have you ever thought about dual cultivation?"
"What? Today we had an affair and started gossiping?"
The fat man chuckled, with a mean look on his rosy face, and what he said made people speechless: "I'm not worried about you, Brother Zhou, who is a boy, not familiar with the affairs of men and women, let alone the hearts of girls. , I’m afraid you’ll suffer a loss in the future.”
"How do you know I'm a boy?"
The fat man immediately laughed even more happily: "You just said you were born in a lowly position. Fatty, I thought, brother Zhou, you have no spiritual veins, your appearance is not as popular with girls as those pretty boys, and your speech is not that good. Being a pleaser doesn’t make girls happy at all.”
"The most important thing is that you must be short of money and equipment, and those girls who want to benefit you will not take the initiative to talk to you. From this, it can be concluded that Brother Zhou, you are a boy who is rarely destined to women. ”
After some inference, it was so reasonable that the fat man couldn't help but applaud himself.
Zhou Yu twitched the corner of his mouth, but the facts couldn't be refuted, so he didn't bother to speak and just accepted it as acquiescence.
The fat man changed the subject and asked again: "Brother Zhou... is there any girl you like?"
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, Zhou Yu's mind flashed unconsciously in Zhou Yu's mind. That beautiful face had an aura of lightness, but was as cold as ice, and could invisibly repel others from thousands of miles away.
Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment, but fortunately the fat man was busy looking for Jin Doudou and didn't find it. When he came to his senses, he replied with two words: "No."
The fat man made a "cut" sound, and said very uninterested: "You are a boring man."
Jin Doudou didn't let the two of them search for too long, and soon followed after searching for the scent.
"That's great, Mr. Fatty, Mr. Zhou, you are both fine. It's just God's blessing. If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later."
The fat man was holding his breath this time. He caught the mouse directly, curled his two fingers, and gave it two heavy shudders.
"It's okay, uncle. Bless you, uncle. You know how to call me uncle this time? Do you think I can handle you, uncle?"
The treasure-hunting mouse held the melon seeds on its head and looked at Zhou Yu pitifully. As a result, Zhou Yu didn't plead for it. Instead, he opened his mouth and asked it: "Why are you running away? If we two die, you can't get out." of."
The treasure-hunting mouse quickly defended: "You don't know! You two were looking at the painting, and suddenly one turned into a monster and the other turned into a big pig's head. I was so scared that I lost all my mouse soul. I ran out on my own as a result of my conditioned reflex.”
"But I regretted it as soon as I went out. A big vampire bat chased me and I couldn't even hide. I was almost eaten by the big bat I like to eat."
"Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, that big bat disappeared."
Hearing this, the two looked at each other.
"It looks like he's hallucinating."
"That magical weapon is so powerful. Brother Zhou, when you turned into a monster, you really scared me. This place is really an evil door. The last time the door was opened, there were thunder and lightning, dragons roaring in the wind, I can't even imagine it. What will happen when the two of us go in?"
"It seems that I won't dare to push the stone door casually anymore. I'd better go out and catch crabs and toads."
After beating toads and crabs for another two hours, Zhou Yu died and lived again, lived and died again, and his body faintly told himself that the next breakthrough was not far away.
After estimating the time, the two of them agreed on the place to meet next and left the Wordless Book.
Returning to Magical Weapon Peak, there were many surprises along the way, and Zhou Yu couldn't help but murmur to himself.
Apparently, the leader of Changtian didn't know that he had left his seat and joined the Magical Weapon Peak.
After thinking about it, he probably went out to look for medicine, or went into seclusion to practice. This way, it would give him enough time to improve his strength. Otherwise, if someone secretly troubles him, it would not be easy to deal with. .
Seeing Zhou Yu's silence, the fat man thought he was unhappy because he didn't catch the treasure today, so he immediately took out two bottles of elixirs from the storage ring and handed them to him.
"Didn't you ask me for elixirs last time? I have prepared two bottles of the best for you. Think of it as a congratulatory gift for winning the first place in the Five Meridians Freshman Competition."
Zhou Yu stopped and stared directly at Li Yuan.
Seeing this friend in front of him who was much higher than himself in life experience, Zhou Yu felt not only grateful but also indescribably happy.
Not only did this person not stay away from him because he had a useless spiritual vein, but he always treated others calmly and helped him.
This person didn't feel jealous because he won first place in the freshman competition.
He sees everything Fatty does. It may be difficult to meet another friend like Fatty again in this life.
"Brother Zhou, why are you staring at me?"
Zhou Yu looked at Li Yuan's constipated expression and knew that what this guy said next would probably leave him speechless.
as expected-
"You said you don't have a girl you like. Could it be that you like...men, like...me?"
Zhou Yu: "..."
"You are no longer clean, I won't like you, please don't worry."
Fatty: "..."
At night, while eating the good elixir given to him by the fat man, Zhou Yu meditated to absorb and improve his strength. He did not want to waste a moment sleeping. Unknowingly, Zhou Yu broke through to the sixth level of martial arts.
In the morning, Fatty came to see Zhou Yu with a smile on his face. As soon as he walked in, Zhou Yu felt that Fatty's strength had improved.
"Congratulations, Fatty, for breaking through to the fourth level of martial arts."