Universe’s Most Famous Vinegar Goddess

Chapter 1: Thick skinned to death

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The cutest in the universe

Text / Bamboo citrus

2021.01.11

Some people, annihilated in the crowd and experiencing their own suffering, are because they still believe in a destined encounter.

And you are my destiny.

—Excerpted from Cocoa Bean’s Secret Love Weibo

The rain was sparsely hitting the clean windows, making an irregular clatter.

Outside the window, the trees beside the corridor were washed so green that they were almost watery.

The cool breeze rustled, and the lush leaves swayed and rustled. The sky is that kind of grayish blue, cool and cold, but I can't hate it.

The clock pointed to four o'clock, and the teacher danced on the blackboard. The chalk rubbed against the frosted glass, turning into fine pen dust and floating in the air.

This is an ordinary math class in Class 12 of Senior Three.

Everyone was listening attentively, except for Zhong Keke, who was sitting in the middle of the fifth row, and didn't know what to do.

The little girl has a half-ball head that reaches her ears, her bangs are finely chopped and clean, her long and thick eyelashes are drooping and trembling, and her naturally cold white skin is as smooth as porcelain. Although she can't see her face clearly, it is not difficult to see her natural beauty from the outline. .

One of her arms was bent, as if covering something, and the other hand was holding a white pen, shaking very fast.

People who didn't know the situation thought she was taking notes seriously.

But the fact is that she is holding an apple pencil in her hand and an ipad under her arm.

Zhong Keke repainted the lower half of the character's face, took out his mobile phone from the table and glanced at the chat record, and found that the single master popped up several lines of requests—

[The nose is a little higher]

[The eyes are a little small, you can draw the lying silkworm more clearly]

[Can the hair be lightened? I want a linen]

[Blush, blush is too red now, like a singer]

[I want to add a bow, like that kind of Duke Vampire]

Seeing this, Zhong Keke looked depressed.

There are only 150 lists in total. From the draft to the coloring, I have changed it eight times. If it goes on like this, it is better to repaint it.

She was a little angry.

There is also the urge to "I will scold me now if I quit my job".

However, before she could type out her words, a piece of chalk drew a perfect parabola in the air and hit her on the head with precision.

A very light "pop" sound.

Mixed with Zhong Keke, he made a small "Aah".

Like a stone falling into the water, the whole class focused their attention and found out that it was Zhong Keke, and there were a few snickers around.

Zhong Keke covered his hurt forehead and looked at the teacher on the stage with a wrinkled face.

It's not the first time that she found out that she was deserting in class, and the teacher's face was extremely dark, "It's been a few days since I've painted a big painter, is there still no end to it?"

These words were like a monk striking a bell, and her head hummed.

The laughter around him became more pronounced.

Zhong Keke subconsciously covered the iPad on the table with a book, stood up, and blushed like a peach.

For this kind of student whose grades are sloppy and who still don't know how to study well by the third year of high school, the teacher has no patience.

Picking up the chalk again, the teacher turned around to face the blackboard, without even looking at her, "Go out and stand, and don't come in until get out of class is over."

Zhong Keke: "… "

Zhong Keke rubbed his nose and reluctantly walked out the back door.

Half an hour later, the bell rang.

The noisy class is like hot water boiling, and there are rustling voices everywhere.

As a regular customer of Class 12, just after class, Zhou Mingyue came to Zhong Keke with a stick in his mouth.

The little girl lay on the table angrily, like an eggplant beaten by frost.

The beautiful eyes drooped down, but they still couldn't stop the clearness of the interior. After the drizzle, the light sunset fell on her body, dyeing the tiny fluff on her face into crimson gold.

Zhou Mingyue walked over, "What's wrong?"

Hearing that it was Zhou Mingyue, Zhong Keke lifted his eyelids.

Like a boneless rubber man, she sat up lazily, "I was caught drawing in class."

Zhou Mingyue's eyes widened: "Damn it, you still paint, what a crux of the matter."

Zhong Keke avoided her gaze a little embarrassedly.

"Of course I don't want to paint."

"It's not that I didn't raise enough money to buy a birthday present for Brother Yuqiao."

"… "

"You know Brother Yuqiao all day long." Zhou Mingyue gave her a head and said after a while, "Forget it, accompany me to the small shop, I'll treat you to eat more cute food."

Zhong Keke lay on the table again, "Don't go, I'm not in the mood."

As if remembering something, she took out her mobile phone and opened the only top dialog box in WeChat.

The conversation between her and Jiang Yuqiao still stayed with her, and the last one Jiang Yuqiao sent was the sentence [I'm busy, I'll say it later.]

"Don't look at it, your brother Yuqiao won't get back to you!" Zhou Mingyue sat on the chair at her front table and struck mercilessly, "People are busy."

Zhong Keke: "… "

"How can you talk to your father like that" written all over his face.

Zhou Mingyue shrugged, "You said that you worked hard, you were eating instant noodles and taking orders, and he didn't even bother to reply to your WeChat, is it interesting!"

"Interesting," Zhong Keke retorted with his neck strangled, "it's interesting.".

Zhou Mingyue looked at her with pity.

Zhong Keke ignored her, took out a piece of chocolate from the table, took a bite, it was vanilla, sweet and greasy.

"He's just too busy," he didn't know whether to explain it to Zhou Mingyue or to himself, Zhong Keke snorted, "All medical graduate students do this."

As she talked, she herself began to feel embarrassed.

Zhou Mingyue bit the lollipop and hesitated.

When it came to liking Jiang Yuqiao, she always felt that Zhong Keke was out of the question.

But it wasn't because she wasn't pretty.

On the contrary, she is very beautiful, charming and cute, and she has a rare cat pattern when she smiles. Many boys have chased after her, but the problem is that Jiang Yuqiao is not interested in dating.

From childhood to adulthood, he has been the best, with excellent IQ, skipping grades in reading, and a group of girls handing out love letters wherever he goes, but now he has been rejected by Banyan because of his excessively superior appearance and his indomitable temperament. City Medical University was named "fairy meat".

The character is also the same as the temperament, cold and indifferent, calm and self-controlled, so grown up, Zhou Mingyue has never seen him look at any opposite sex.

What's irritating is that the more he is like this, the more peach blossoms he will provoke, just like that female goblin meets Tang Seng, everyone wants to try it, and it will be Zhong Keke's turn.

However, she did not dare to say this to her good sister.

I wanted to change the subject, but Zhong Keke sighed, and then mumbled aggrievedly, "Hey, I really want to meet Brother Qiao."

"You said that graduate students are really busy, so busy that they don't have time to reply to WeChat."

"… "

Zhou Mingyue simply ignored her.

Just as he was about to hurt her, he saw Zhuo Yifan wearing a blue and white school uniform with a high ponytail walking into the classroom with a bag of snacks.

Seemingly overhearing the conversation between the two, Zhuo Yifan glanced at the two with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and returned to his seat arrogantly.

Zhou Mingyue kicked Zhong Keke.

Zhong Keke didn't bother to care, "I'm used to it."

"She looked at me like this every day in the class, and she laughed the happiest when the teacher kicked me out."

Zhou Mingyue didn't like Zhuo Yifan very much, and frowned, "Then you just endure it like that?"

"I'm holding back," Zhong Keke said vaguely, stuffing the remaining half of the chocolate into his mouth, "I can't even handle a single owner now, so how can I care about her."

"… "

"Stop talking, go to the toilet."

When Zhong Keke went to the toilet, it was almost time for class. There was no one in the toilet, so she could choose the location.

Coincidentally, she just chose a seat by the door to go in, when she heard a familiar female voice from the next door, as if calling, "Hey, you don't know, she's so ridiculous today."

I don't know if there are people next door, but Zhuo Yifan didn't control the volume, "She was secretly drawing in class, was caught by the teacher, and criticized in front of the whole class... I don't think she doesn't care very much, after all, she is thick-skinned."

The mind went blank for a moment.

Zhong Keke could recognize that it was Zhuo Yifan's voice.

In fact, there is no accident. The relationship between the two has always been bad. Today, when she makes an appearance, Zhuo Yifan will definitely laugh at her behind her back, but Zhong Keke didn't expect that the timing of this laugh is so clever.

She couldn't say what she was in, she stood there motionless, listening to Zhuo Yifan's intensified sarcasm: "I heard it just now, she was crying there, saying that Brother Yuqiao ignored her."

"I don't care about her for me."

"It's so thick-skinned, like a licking dog."

Like a loud blow, the phrase "licking a dog" slammed on Zhong Keke's forehead.

My heart stopped for a moment.

She seemed to hear the sound of her own blood surging.

Her heart also seemed to be on fire, which made her irritable and embarrassed. The worst thing is that at this moment, Jiang Yuqiao's face actually appeared in Zhong Keke's mind.

This is how others see themselves.

What about him.

The tip of the nose is inexplicably pantothenic acid, Zhong Keke's five fingers are folded together, and Zhuo Yifan is still yin and yang strange-

"On the condition of Brother Qiao, it would be strange to see her."

"Walking around people all day, do you see Brother Yuqiao giving her a look?"

"… "

All the restless factors in his body were activated at this moment, and Zhong Keke felt that his remaining sanity had been emptied.

Not remembering at all about going to the toilet, Zhong Keke pushed open the door loudly, walked to the sink, picked up two mop bars, then circled back and blocked Zhuo Yifan's toilet door.

The action can be called smooth flow.

It seemed like I had waited so long for this moment.

It was too late when Zhuo Yifan noticed.

Hearing the sound, the voice of her calling stopped, shocked and annoyed, "Who is outside?!"

Zhong Keke wanted to say "you father and me", but didn't say it.

She just took a deep breath, then very calmly, stepped on the stool, put a basin of dirty water at Zhuo Yifan's position, and poured it down accurately.

"Wow" sound.

After finally realizing who the other party was, Zhuo Yifan burst out with a scream that was worse than a fingernail scratching glass, "Zhong Keke, fuck you. Mom!"

It turns out that impulse is the devil.

Zhong Keke didn't have a huge pleasure in taking revenge on Zhuo Yifan, but was left in the office after school.

Of course, she also became famous.

Usually it's a small fight, but this time, Zhuo Yifan was really cleaned up.

After all, Zhuo Yifan is quite annoying in his grade.

But she has nothing to be proud of.

The teachers are all out now.

Only she and the head teacher Liu Mingde were left, staring with big eyes.

Liu Mingde took a sip of water and saliva flew—

"I didn't want to find your parents."

"But I can't stand what you did today."

"Do you know how bad your troubles are?"

"And I don't understand, you and Zhuo Yifan have known each other since childhood, how can you be so incompatible?"

Zhong Keke was wearing a large blue and white school uniform, and his eyes were lowered expressionlessly, revealing a snow-white neck, and the tip of his nose was red.

Contrary to her treatment, Zhuo Yifan has been picked up by her parents.

Because the parents of both sides knew each other, Zhuo's father did not embarrass Zhong Keke, but exchanged some Zhuo Yifan's achievements with the teacher. The parents and teachers were all there, so Zhuo Yifan couldn't take Zhong Keke.

As for Zhong Keke, she didn't dare to look at her phone. She felt that Mother Zhong must have scolded her in WeChat.

Thinking of this made her even more uncomfortable.

"You still know it's uncomfortable," Liu Mingde said angrily, "Look at how much trouble you have caused today, and you still draw in math class, do you think I don't know?!"

Zhong Keke twitched the corners of his lips.

Liu Mingde looked at his watch and became impatient, "How long will it take for your parents to arrive? It's been almost an hour."

Hearing this, Zhong Keke raised his misty eyes, "My mother is on a business trip out of town. It's probably quite late if you come today. Didn't you ask her?"

Liu Mingde was choked, and even more angry, "You have to come to me on a business trip! I have to wait until the dark sky today!"

Zhong Keke was so fiercely shaken by him that he pursed his mouth like a poor child.

She sniffed, "Then I'll make a phone call to urge you."

Liu Mingde paused and nodded helplessly.

After getting the answer, Zhong Keke slowly took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he turned on the screen, he saw a WeChat message hanging on the screen.

Brother Yuqiao: [Are you causing trouble at school again?]

The time was half an hour ago.

Seeing this news, Zhong Keke's breath was stagnant, and an unbelievable surprise oozes from the bottom of his clear eyes.

Just then, there was a crisp knock on the door.

Before she could respond, a familiar, magnetic and clear voice fell into her ears, breaking all—

"Hello."

Two ordinary words.

But there is an inexplicable attraction.

The first to react was Liu Mingde.

He tilted his head and looked at the door with some doubts. In the blink of an eye, he saw a thin and tall figure outside the door.

Beige casual trousers wrapped around two straight and long legs, with a narrow waist and right-angled shoulders. The light blue shirt on her body was well ironed and spotlessly clean. Under the slightly open neckline, her upturned collarbone was looming.

For a moment, Liu Mingde thought which model had gone to the wrong place. After several seconds of reflection, he said, "Who are you... who?"

Zhong Keke raised his head in disbelief, only to meet that handsome face.

Jiang Yuqiao held a white transparent umbrella in one hand and put the other in his pocket, revealing a clear forearm.

The air froze instantly.

Zhong Keke looked at him stupidly.

The man has fair complexion, pale lips, and does not like to smile.

He is clearly handsome, but he has a pair of peach blossom eyes. The two feelings were mixed together, and they collided with a different kind of cold desire. In this dark light and shadow, it was like a bright moon and breeze, hitting the heart hard.

In the next second, those narrow, long and clear eyes swept inward, and a far-reaching gaze fell on her.

Jiang Yuqiao's thin lips lifted slightly, and his voice was steady and low, "I am Zhong Keke's parent."

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