As soon as the wedding wine entered his stomach, Lu Bu's true colors were revealed.
At that time, he was only concerned with seeking revenge on Liu Haozi and was busy with serious matters all day long, so he had no time to seek pleasure.
Now that the situation has stabilized, he is completely free. Not long ago, he put in a lot of effort and finally got to marry a woman who suits his taste. So why shouldn't he enjoy himself as soon as possible
After drinking the wedding wine, this fool is completely his wife!
Xiang Yu was still immersed in the sweetness of drinking the wedding wine with his sweetheart, and did not notice at all that Lu Bu was looking at him more and more wantonly.
It was not until Lu Bu casually placed the empty gourd on the table, walked towards him silently like a leopard aiming at its prey, and pounced on him nimbly, throwing the defenseless him to the bed beside him, that he suddenly came to his senses.
A hint of surprise flashed across Xiang Yu's eyes, and then they suddenly lit up.
What Lu Bu never dreamed of was that after the wedding wine, he thought he would be able to enjoy the unspeakable pleasure in bed with the wicked woman...but at the most critical moment, he made a mistake that cost him his life.
-Even though it was nearly twenty feet away and blocked by three doors, the loud noises coming from inside could still be heard clearly.
There were constant deafening roars of lions and tigers, the "ping pong pong" sounds of broken ornaments, and the creaking sounds of wooden frames being squeezed by brute force. The guards, who were already accustomed to this, were extremely frightened and whispered to each other anxiously.
How come Your Majesty and General Lu are about to get married, but you still don't change your past behavior at all, and still use military remonstrance for unknown reasons, and fight so fiercely
They listened with trepidation, fearing that they would be summoned at any time and forced to rush in and intervene in this sinister struggle in which the general once beat His Majesty and now the queen beat His Majesty.
In order to prepare for a rainy day, they decided to take the initiative and called over the unlucky doctor from last time to wait with them at the palace gate.
However, to their surprise, the "Wu Jian", which was particularly fierce and the noise was extremely shocking, was intermittent, so they had to endure it until dawn.
It was not until the sun was high in the sky and the morning court hours had passed that the occasional growling and fighting sounds inside gradually subsided.
Fortunately, the army has not yet returned to the capital, and the officials are busy preparing for the wedding of the emperor and empress in three days... It will take three days to hold court.
Otherwise, given the frightening scene before, they really didn't know how to get in and remind His Majesty to attend the morning court session.
Just as the doctor, who had been waiting alertly all night and was now drowsy with his medicine box in his arms and yawning, wanted to go home and rest, he heard footsteps in the hall.
The next moment, the Emperor of Chu, who was tall and strong, with only a snow-white nightgown casually draped over his body, with scars all over his body but inexplicably refreshed, pushed open the door of the palace himself.
He glanced at the people who were all stunned and landed on the doctor who was also stunned.
—You came just in time.
He stretched out his arm without hesitation and carried the doctor and his medicine box in as if he were a chicken.
The guards looked at the door in confusion as it was kicked shut by the Emperor of Chu, not knowing what to do.
After an unknown amount of time, the doctor, who looked nearly a hundred times more haggard than before he entered the hall, walked out in a trance.
When his wooden eyes met the curious gazes of his guards who were trying not to ask any questions, he was suddenly startled and ran away with agility that was not in line with his age.
Everyone was left staring blankly at each other for a long while.
—How badly did the Queen injure His Majesty this time to scare even the doctor silly
Not only was the doctor frightened out of his wits by the mess in the hall, but Lu Bu was even more furious at the tremendous changes that happened that night and his mind was stunned. He still can't believe it!
Even though he had applied medicine on his body, the faint pain coming from that difficult-to-speak place still made him furious.
He only knew that this idiot had an unreasonable amount of strength, but how could he know that the thing under this idiot was also unreasonable and huge? !
Lu Bu gritted his teeth in anger.
Originally, no matter how big the thing was, it had no effect on him.
But this fool was willing to suffer a great loss in the Hongmen Banquet as recorded in history books, and was also happy to suffer an even greater loss in the Battle of Xingyang. However, when he got to the bed, his mind suddenly became clear for the first time, and he refused to let anything slip.
I must fight him to see who is on top and who is on bottom!
Lu Bu had wanted to take advantage of the situation and eat up this seemingly good-looking fool, but instead he was eaten to the bone by the mighty lion. He could only cry without tears.
How could he be so stupid as to think that this brute with the brute strength to move mountains and shake the earth would allow him to do whatever he wanted once he was easily fooled
I hate him for being so clever, which resulted in him being completely suppressed by the powerful brute force that erupted from the other party's excitement, and he was pinned to the point where he couldn't move!
I thought about how I had tried my best in the first half of the night but still couldn't break free from those iron-like arms, and there were several dark blue finger marks on my waist from being clamped there; I also thought about how I was exhausted in the second half of the night and had to let this bastard cook, who was cooking for the first time and had learned everything by himself, press me on the hot plate and fry me over and over like frying a fish...
The more Lu Bu thought about it, the more he couldn't suppress his grief and anger.
How could he just lose face? It was obvious that he had lost everything!
When he was muttering to himself with a depressed look on his face, although Xiang Yu did not show much expression, even a blind man could see the satisfaction and joy on his face.
Although the Emperor of Chu was severely beaten by the Queen, it was not the first time and no vital parts were injured. After a simple diagnosis and treatment by the doctor, he continued to happily take care of the Queen and serve her attentively.
Even though he heard the Queen cursing and glaring at him from time to time, it did not affect the Emperor of Chu's good mood at all.
Seeing this fool taking advantage of everyone and rejoicing on his own, Lu Bu became more and more sad and angry, and the more he thought about it, the more he regretted his decision.
One wrong step, all wrong. I underestimated this stupid guy's ability, and ended up making an outrageous mistake!
Although this simple-minded man later gained some experience and made some progress under his forced and painstaking guidance, which gave him a little fun... but how can this be calculated
I thought I could marry a silly and wicked wife and bear the title of son-in-law, but I didn't expect that not only did I become the queen in public, but secretly I became the unlucky wife of this silly man!
Lu Bu was so angry that he shouted, "I don't want this marriage!"
"nonsense."
Xiang Yu rejected it without hesitation and did not take it to heart at all. He directly picked up the queen who was still shouting angrily from the couch and walked towards the hot spring in the inner chamber.
He offered half of the Chu Kingdom as a betrothal gift, and Fengxian offered dozens of Xiongnu counties as a dowry.
With Heaven and Earth as matchmakers and all the officials and common people as witnesses, the wedding is being prepared and the imperial edict will be drafted soon. How can we say it won't happen
Besides…
Xiang Yu couldn't help but smile.
Even if his queen was so angry that she screamed at the top of her lungs and tried to hit someone fiercely, she would deliberately avoid hitting the vital points.
These injuries did not even damage any of the tendons or bones, they were just scary-looking skin wounds. They would heal within three or four days.
After tossing and turning for a whole night and half a day, even though they were full of energy, the two finally felt tired.
Lu Bu struggled to be carried into the hot soup, and while the Emperor of Chu was bathing him, he fell asleep halfway through.
Xiang Yu wiped his body dry, gave him a quick bath, and then put on his pajamas again.
After drinking the wedding wine and passing the bridal chamber, there is no need to attend the morning court...
So the Emperor of Chu felt at ease holding his beloved Queen in his arms and went to rest with her in a very good mood.
He wanted to close his eyes and rest, but he fell into a dream without realizing it.
But this dream is not peaceful.
The reason why Xiang Yu knew immediately that this was a dream was because he was in the Chu army camp, with blood stains still on his armor. He heard the report from the personal guards guarding the tent that Zuo Yin wanted to see him.
Zuo Yin
Hearing this long-lost official position, Xiang Yu was dazed, but he nodded uncontrollably and uttered a sound that he didn't intend to make: "Please come in quickly."
The tent curtain was lifted, and the person who calmly entered the tent was indeed his uncle Xiang Bo.
Xiang Yu looked at his uncle with mixed feelings. He was still in high spirits and had no idea that his plan had been exposed.
Although he was still brooding over the betrayal of his most trusted relative, Xiang Bo had finally confessed his crime and been executed, and his body had been collected. Now that things had passed, he could truly feel at peace.
But what surprised Xiang Yu again was that he spoke uncontrollably again: "Uncle, why did you come here so late at night?"
Xiang Bo's eyes were gleaming, and he said without a guilty conscience: "To be honest, I still have an old friend named Zhang Liang in the Han camp. He once showed me kindness, and tomorrow our army will destroy Liu Ji. I am afraid that he will be affected, so I went to persuade him to give up the dark and join the light..."
Next, he started to speak eloquently, treating him as a fool even though he already knew the truth and it was so shameful, and he lied with ulterior motives!
Even though the situation had already been settled, Xiang Yu could not help but get furious when he saw that his own uncle had confused right and wrong, not only fooling him but also ignoring his position as Zuo Yin to harm the Chu army.
However, what made him even more angry was that just when he wanted to scold him, expose the truth, or even draw his sword and kill this shameless traitor with his own hands, he said without being controlled by his thoughts: "According to my uncle's opinion, we should not attack?"
Xiang Bo nodded happily: "Yes. Pei Gong will come to apologize tomorrow. Why not treat him with courtesy and win his heart?"
Hearing this, 'he' nodded in agreement.
Xiang Yu gradually came back to his senses and thought to himself that for some reason, even though he didn't think this way, he couldn't change his every move in the dream.
He couldn't help but think sarcastically, and wondered whether Liu Haozi would dare to come to the Hongmen Banquet tomorrow.
The development of events in this dream once again surprised Xiang Yu.
A burst of bizarre dazzling light passed by, and he found himself at the Hongmen Banquet that had never been held due to Xiong Xin's brutal interference.
He and his uncle Xiang Bo, whom he once trusted the most, sat facing east, while Liu Haozi sat facing north, looking servile.
When the music started playing at the banquet, he actually acted as if he really believed Xiang Bo's lies, and he persuaded Liu Haozi, who had a gleam in his eyes, to drink without hesitation...
Witnessing this ridiculous scene with his own eyes, Xiang Yu was both amused and annoyed.
And it was even more ridiculous when he watched helplessly that his father-in-law's painstaking arrangements were wasted because of the traitor Xiang Bo's blatant protection, while he sat on it like a decoration from beginning to end, and even admired the arrogant and rude dog butcher Fan Kuai who was obviously there to save the situation.
This dream is really absurd! With Fengxian around, why would he admire Fan-
When this thought suddenly occurred to Xiang Yu, he was stunned for a moment, and then he was shocked.
He was shocked all over, and slowly stood up, looking around in confusion in this farce that seemed to have nothing to do with him.
Fengxian...
Where is his predecessor? !
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