Time really does not dare to blink, eyes blink and blink for several days; time really does not dare to frown, brows frown and frown, it is several years; time really does not dare to pinch fingers, slender fingers around a little, Thousands of years...
It is said that after the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Three Kingdoms and the Northern Qi Dynasty were in the Jinyang Palace. Wucheng Emperor Gao Zhan sat depressed, consciously or unconsciously looking at the military intelligence from Daqi and the surrounding areas of Jade in the North. He saw the important points and did not forget to take it. Starting from the Zhubi circle, circle and circle, the image of Beizhou Xunzhou Governor Wei Xiaokuan is vivid on the paper...
Which is tolerable and which is unbearable. The Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty and the official Yuwen Hou Wei Xiaokuan had established meritorious service in Yubi and defeated the army of the Northern Qi Dynasty. They set up the Xunzhou in Yubi and appointed Wei Xiaokuan as the governor of Xunzhou to run this important northern military fortress in Chang'an. This is understandable. Gao Zhan also knows that Wei Xiaokuan is loyal and kind. As an old opponent of the Northern Qi Dynasty, the nails are stuck here. It is really uncomfortable. But this is not the most important thing. The most hateful thing than this is that Wei Xiaokuan is good at Using a spy, a good word, two sugar bumps, a few cat pee, all the spies he sent to Qi, all worked hard. There were even Beiqi people who received Wei Xiaokuan’s money and sent a steady stream of information. The Northern Zhou Dynasty knew all the clues about the movement of soldiers and soldiers.
Wei Xiaokuan was good at spy warfare, but he sent a beheading regiment to go deep into Jinyang to decapitate Xu Pen, the coach who surrendered the Northern Zhou Dynasty to the city, and took the head back to Chang'an. The officials of the Northern Zhou Dynasty on the ship were all fighting in two battles, feeling cold and sweaty. The old face of Emperor Gao Zhan was also made dark. A person who did not stick to the method of war would use all kinds of methods. life for a life. What should Gao Zhan do? What should Daqi do
The arrival of Wei Xiaokuan and Yuwenhu, the power minister of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, in the Northern Zhou Xunzhou provincial governor’s mansion, Wei Xiaokuan was so unexpected that he was caught off guard, and hurriedly led the inner room. ?"
"Shangzhu Country, it has been delivered safely!" Wei Xiaokuan calmly.
"Sure enough?" Yuwenhu's face was a little slow.
"Unscathed!" Wei Xiaokuan was firm.
"God knows, earth knows, you know, I know, know..." Yuwen Huhu stared at Wei Xiaokuan.
"Make sure no one knows!" Wei Xiaokuan grabbed his breath: "Please rest assured, Shangzhuguo, I will manage well..."
"No, you don't have to participate in the affairs of the 200,000 army. I have other arrangements!" Yu Wenhu sat down and held a cup of tea: "I hope that the 200,000 army will become the emperor in black in Da Zhou..."
"Yes, Shangzhu Kingdom, she will definitely be born out of nowhere. If she doesn't, she will be a blockbuster!" Wei Xiaokuan smiled.
"I don't know the old thief Gao Zhan, what are you doing at the moment?" Yuwen Hu looked east.
"Gao Zhan is studying the false information we provided!" Wei Xiaokuan said with a smile: "Maybe Gao Zhan is sleeping well..."
Wei Xiaokuan guessed exactly what Gao Zhan was doing. It turns out that although Gao Zhan is lewd and shameless, his brain is still normal. He is playing the game of mouse and cat thoughtfully. He regards a jade cat as a jade bi, and moves Duan Shao, Hu Luguang, and Gao Changgong. You can rely on the jade mouse to attack from side to side, remembering that the Gao family has won both battles against the Yuwen family, the sweetness in my heart, stretched out, and the soft tiredness slipped up along the hollowed-out body of the empress, nose Her face crooked on the royal couch, screaming loudly.
Gao Zhan Youzai drove the cranes, passing through the quiet night sky, full of stars playing with each other, blinking his small eyes, dragging the tail of the purple meteor, and shuttled in the shining Beidou, the ice wheel was like a hook in the rain. Mercedes-Benz in the colorful lightning, dodging the flying rainbow, fluttering flying...
"Ah..." Gao Zhan suddenly yelled: "No! Don't..."
While shouting, I saw a huge hedgehog, shaking black steel thorns, staring scarlet eyes, grinning purple mouth, black teeth, arched silver legs, and shouted , Fengchi Dianqi arched towards Yecheng, sparks splashed everywhere, rumbling bricks and rocks like smoke, and the bustling and neat Yecheng with noisy people, the smoke disappeared and the rubble appeared...
"Ah!" Gao Zhan rushed from the imperial couch, sweating profusely, shouting loudly: "Come here!"
"Your Majesty, what is your order?" He Shikai ran in.
"According to my order, the primary task of Daqi State this year is to fight the hedgehog!" Gao Zhan panted in panic.
"Yes, fight the tiger! Fight the flies..." He Shikai shouted.
"It's a hedgehog!" The frustrated Gao Zhan grabbed the jade mouse and smashed it at He Shikai, "Papa Papa" shattered under He Shikai's footsteps.
"Just one hedgehog!" He Shikai shouted.
Gao Zhan's command was rain, and the thunderbolt and lightning carried on. For a time, the large and small towns of the Northern Qi Kingdom, the high and low mountains, the deep and shallow trenches, were densely packed with male and female hedgehogs. Poor those who were originally innocent lives, one by one, dodges desperately, cuts their heads, cuts in the waist, smashed into meat sauce, chopped into minced meat, everywhere is the silver of the merits of emotional intelligence. .
"Now, I should rest assured!" Gao Zhan sighed, walked into the harem lightly, plunged into the empress concubine's gentle rouge leili, waved back and forth.
The crown prince Gao Wei, as the superintendent, called and hurried Ma Guanhua to supervise the inspection. He laughed at the glorious achievements of the city. Who knew that a hedgehog that slipped through the net curvingly through the smiling crowd turned to the same smiling prince princess. He rushed to the face and was so scared that he thought that the tiger's princess was jumping in surprise and dodging when he saw fleas on weekdays, stepped on the soft and hard bones of the hedgehog, and slipped to the ground, "Oh yo... oops..." Yelling.
"Whose responsibility is this?" Emperor Gao Wei tremblingly traced the hedgehog who had been slapped to death by the empress.
"His Royal Highness, this hedgehog is neither male nor female..." Wu Qing, the leader, walked over.
"Before you shoot a hedgehog, you have to verify your body?" Prince Gao Wei gritted his teeth, not in anger, but in fear of laughing.
"His Royal Highness, it is necessary to verify that you are right in order to enforce the law fairly..." Heshi drove over.
"You are nitpicking!" Gao Wei roared.
"My little feet... My little ass..." the princess yelled.
"Quick! Quick! Pass the imperial doctor, pass the imperial doctor, pass the imperial doctor to see the princess's little feet and ass..." Emperor Gao Wei rushed over, distressed.
"Your Majesty, this hedgehog, you didn't just hit it casually..." the prince concubine cried softly.
"Great doctor! Great doctor!" Gao Wei shouted anxiously: "Tell me to order the doctor to fly..."
"I'll try it!" a low voice. Everyone turned around in surprise and saw a sloppy girl, shaking the cabbage face, and whispering vigorously.
"You stinky beggar!" Heshi drove over with a kick.
"Smelly beggars can also use the craftsmanship of the foot..." The girl ran over with difficulty: "If it's not the princess, it makes my stomach feel uncomfortable, and I don't bother to take care of your business..."
"Go away, you old Tibet!" Gao Wei shouted.
"His Royal Highness, if you love your princess, please shut your mouth!" The woman glanced at Gao Wei: "Yin is poisonous, Yang is poisonous, and what is neither Yin nor Yang is absolutely poisonous. If you don't save it in time, it's non-toxic. , Even the gods have no clever hands..."
"Zhizhizhi..." The prince concubine pulled the woman a hand, resisting the stinky smell.
Yubi, in the Xunzhou Municipal Government House, Wei Xiaokuan also placed a well-behaved hedgehog in front of him, laughing loudly: "Gao Zhan is really clever, for a while, hedgehog hedgehog, "Wei" and "hedgehog" are the same sound, this is Wang Qi. The 200,000 army of the Upper Pillar Kingdom is a treasure, and the pressure is really just right!"
"Come here!" As Wei Xiaokuan shouted, the leader of the Black Lotus Sect responded: "Wei Shishi, the subordinate ministries are ready..."
"The one who destroys the high, the black clothes too!" Wei Xiaokuan stared at the black lotus leader as if no one was muttering a word.
"Subordinates follow the doctrines carefully, even if they go through the waters and fires to break their bones!" Black lotus master gritted his teeth.
"Black lotus religion, black face scream!" Wei Xiaokuan walked: "You must be worthy of the name that Shangzhu Kingdom personally racked up your brains and painstaking efforts to give you names. At any time, you must remind Fengzhonglian of his loyalty to the country and the people. …"
"Yes!" Sect Master Black Lotus clasped his hands and turned away.
"Look at you, your body is hollowed out, don't you know how to cherish it?" In the Jinyang Palace, Queen Hu waited on Gao Zhan to lie down, patted her lower limbs, and muttered: "Every time, it's a thousand miles..."
"All are tired of piercing hedgehogs!" Gao Zhan laughed.
"Wei Hedgehog has the same pronunciation, you can just make Yan'er a prince..." Empress Hu said in an annoyed manner, "It also saves you from piercing the hedgehog every day..."
"You always dote on Yan'er, I can tell you that Wei'er is already the crown prince, and her body is so tall and beautiful that it is difficult to change it..." Gao Zhan glared at Empress Hu.
"Being an emperor is not about choosing a handsome guy..." Empress Hu muttered.
"Wai Changli's young hands and feet are insecure..." Gao Zhan roared angrily. He didn't know how to cough. There was blood red in his sputum. Empress Dowager Hu suddenly panicked and yelled with a cock. The doctor comes.
"I'm not busy, I'm having sex too much!" Gao Zhan waved his hand and said to the maid: "I'm not the queen, you go and invite Shang Shu Zuo servant to shoot Xu Zhicai. He is proficient in medicine, I take his medicine, Ren!"
"Chuan Shang Shu Zuo Pu shoots Xu Zhicai..." the eunuch shouted.
"Your Majesty! Xu Zhicai was released as Yanzhou Governor" He Shi Kai hurriedly ran in.
"Hey..." Gao Zhan sighed long, "Who was jealous of Xu Zhicai and released him?"
"Your Majesty, you!" He Shikai quickly pushed his jealousy to Gao Zhan's brother, secretly squeezing himself for not letting Xu Zhicai compete with him by Gao Zhan's side, please let go.
"It's okay, you go!" Emperor Gao Zhan exclaimed: "My, I really hurt myself this time!"