A gray wolf laugh (watcher) Saturday 2015/1/31
When Yu Wenxian wore a mask and walked out of the Chinese army’s big tent, the soldiers who were caught off guard were taken aback. The spears fell to the ground in a colorful way, and the chest protectors on the forefoot retreated in panic. The Ullalas rushed over countless masks from behind, flaring their teeth and claws. , But invariably surrounded Yu Wenxian, singing and dancing. From time to time, Yu Wenxian shots into the sky, sometimes swings his sword into the air, sometimes swings his mask to stretch freely...
"Ouuuuu..." Several groups of soldiers shouted, everyone wearing masks, roaring up from two different directions, adding knives and guns. The soldiers who woke up in surprise couldn't help but laughed. They picked up their weapons, took off their masks, and joined the Northern Zhou-style masquerade. The gongs and drums were clicked, the drum horns sounded, and the jumping soldiers shouted:
Death in black
King of the night sky singing and laughing
Human face is always fake
Singing and dancing
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When Yu Wenxian made a move to eradicate the timidity of the soldiers, he shrank his head and head in the high latitude in the Jinyang Palace, facing the blue lamp alone, frowning, and staring blankly at the silk with the word "drag" clearly written. Black silk, repeatedly trying to figure out, is it possible that the black lotus cultivator rushed to the heavily guarded palace in the rainy night, just to play with a handkerchief, obviously things will not be so simple and easy, such as a self-explanatory arithmetic question, a cup Faint and pale boiled water. Liu Taozhi is right. Behind the simple things, there is a bigger conspiracy. Will this conspiracy be directed against him? Will the people who perform this task...
Emperor Gao Wei didn't dare to think too much, and looked up at Feng Xiaolian who was dancing in a mask. "Your Majesty, do you think I look like the King of Lanling who can conquer the battle?" Feng Xiaolian walked over lightly with a huge silk dress dancing.
"You disgusted me with King Lanling again!" Emperor Gao Wei pushed Feng Xiaolian away, walked straight to the Chuanguo Yuxi, stroked it gently, and sighed lightly.
"Your Majesty, how can you hit people like this?" Feng Xiaolian flew over and squeezed and resisted: "The concubine knows that the emperor is thirsty, and that people are talented women disguising themselves as men..."
"Concubine Lian Shu, you are a female generation..." Emperor Gao Wei laughed blankly.
"Your Majesty, I'm better than a 200,000 army..." The extremely excited Feng Xiaoli felt frustrated, and suddenly lost his voice. It took a long, long time to relax: "A handsome man of Lanling King took off before the formation, the soldiers of the Northern Zhou Dynasty! I am one! The pretty girls shook their faces in front of them to protect them from electric shocks one by one..."
"Then my Northern Qi army, rushed forward, clicked, picked dates and cut melons!" Gao Weidi laughed, pulling Feng Xiaolian to dance, happily: "Lian Shufei, I feel you are coming The more talented you are, the more you can't do without you..."
"Your Majesty, Xiao Lian is grateful for your majesty's cultivation and cultivation!" Feng Xiao Lian smiled fascinatingly: "Your Majesty, a pair of holy hands..."
"Oh! A pair of prodigal hands in vain!" Emperor Gao Wei was sentimental, and said dejectedly, "Lian Shu Fei, I don’t know what happened. If Pingyang is lost, I also lost my hot and squeaky heart. Got it..."
"Your Majesty, I have a lot of soldiers, invincible, not to mention the Pingyang direction, I have an absolute advantage..." Concubine Lian Shu thought of the word "drag" on the silk scarf, and she had to write the article pros and cons. .
"Pity me, I'll be fratricid, and all good generals are lost, what's the use of a pair of sacred hands?" Gao Weidi took Feng Xiaolian to sit down, patted a pair of shallow hands, and said earnestly: "Lian Shufei, I think Send envoys to cede Pingyang to Beizhou in exchange for a truce between the two countries. You and I will settle for Jinyang..."
"Your Majesty, you are crazy!" Feng Xiaolian stared at Emperor Gao Wei with excitement and gestures: "He is not a tiger in Northern Zhou Dynasty, and I am not a cilantro cake in Daqi. You won't give him an end to the hundreds of thousands of troops in Northern Zhou Dynasty. What's the bias? What is the security?"
"Thinking and thinking are all difficult!" Emperor Gao Wei's palm comforted his bitter face: "Yes, the black army of the Northern Zhou Dynasty has died, and my heart will not die. The teacher of the tiger and the wolf, the bear and the leopard, will surely gain an inch and look forward to Shu, today attacked. One city, the next state tomorrow. In the end, the country that the first emperor struck down is a devastated mulberry leaf..."
"Your Majesty!" Feng Xiaolian suddenly felt emotional, tears streaming down his face and pointing to the glorious Jinyang Jinyang Palace, angrily: "Your Majesty, this is the golden palace that you have worked so hard to repair, can you? You have the heart to hand it over to others? The three thousand beauties you have worked so hard in your harem, can you bear the heart to incur others to ravage them? A handful of shit and a handful of hard-working adult children, don’t you have the heart to let others slap..."
"Ah!" Emperor Gao Wei was angry and roared: "Duan Chang, send troops to Pingyang tomorrow!"
"This is my good emperor!" Feng Xiaolian pointed at Emperor Gaowei's back with a thumbs up: "It's midwinter and severely cold, and the snow falls, and the wind and snow gets heavier. The emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty retreats westward, and my frontline army has the advantage. Most of the time, dare to start a charge!"
Before Feng Xiaolian's words came to an end, the passionate Emperor Gaowei got into the dusty shattered Zhou Palace and wrote angrily: "Recovering a level of will is as big as a mountain, breaking Zhou's determination is as strong as a rock..."
"What do you think I am playing with?" Feng Xiaolian shook her head and sighed.
On the second day, when the sun rose warmly from Dongshan, the wind from the northern grasslands continued to blow. The wind swept the sand and rocks, and the flags were torn away one by one, leaving only the bare flagpoles swaying in the air. When Emperor Gao Wei walked to the gate of the palace, a gust of wind and sand blew towards him. Emperor Gao Wei, who couldn't open his eyes, hurriedly turned his face back and saw Feng Xiaolian, who was swaying in the cold wind, being stuck by the cold wind. On the wall, the door hurriedly ordered to close.
Emperor Gao Wei, who was ordered to close the door, thumped his heart and retreated. In order to comfort the frightened Feng Xiaolian, he completely ignored the hundreds of thousands of soldiers and soldiers, begging each other like beggars for pleasure.
"Your Majesty, the land of Ping and Jin, the cornerstone of the Qi country!" Bei Qi subdued the Pingyang front line commander Duan Chang, really can't wait, the monkey anxiously pushed the door in: "Pingyang has been in the Northern Zhou for more than a few days, once the Northern Zhou is fully established Pingyang, beside my emperor’s couch, there are tens of thousands of tigers and wolves sleeping soundly!"
"Yes, your Majesty, there are so many opportunities to pretend to be beggars and entertain each other!" Mutipo, the chenchen on the side, couldn't stand it.
"This ghostly weather..." Gao Wei mumbled and stood up.
"Your Majesty, fighting is as fun as hunting in the field, I will go too!" Feng Xiaolian stood up, carrying his golden armor in one hand, and Gao Wei in the other.
"Welcome to the frontline commander of the army commander Lian Shu!" Mu Dipo applauded.
"Your Majesty, fighting is not a child's play!" Duan Chang was a little caught off guard.
"General Duan, Concubine Lian Shu is a noble concubine, don't you even have the opportunity to serve the country?" Emperor Gao Wei said with a black face, majestic: "As the saying goes, the husband and wife are of the same heart, and the profit is cut off!"
"Your Majesty, keep breaking..." Duan Chang was anxious.
"That's it!" Emperor Gao Wei snorted, "Concubine Lian Shu, as a watchman of the Northern Qi army during this expedition, will go out with the army! Jinci worship ancestors and flags!
When Feng Xiaolian appeared in front of the military account of Gaowei Zhongjun under the apricot yellow banner with "Watching Envoy" on one side, a group of women soldiers chirping and standing in front of the army, this is Feng Xiaolian's another ingenuity, she Specially selected a group of maids with good looks and excellent figures, trained them, personally led the team, and formed a dance troupe, so that Gao Wei watched striptease dance every day and relieved his worry and boredom. Gao Wei couldn't help but said: "Look This kind of dance can be sober-minded and energetic."
Duan Chang frowned before speaking, but Emperor Gao Wei patted Feng Xiaolian on the shoulder and clicked a thumbs-up. When the emperor spoke, Duan Chang was naturally dumb, dumb Duan Chang shook his head, gongs and drums bursting, horns sounded, and the army went all the way south.
Speaking of Pingyang city wall, Liang Shiyan, who was ordered in danger, while stroking his gray beard, urged the soldiers and civilians in the city, together with women and children, to strengthen the city's defenses day and night. When the news that the Emperor Gaowei Jinci sacrifices to ancestors and flags led the army to Pingyang, it slowly turned into snowflakes in the sky, the bricks large and small on the Pingyang city wall were trembling, 200,000 Northern Qi army and 10,000 Northern Zhou elite soldiers. In Bilie, Pingyang floats away as soon as everyone takes a pee.
Liang Shiyan looked north and sighed softly. Although 10,000 elite soldiers waited for work, from an objective point of view, the Northern Qi Dynasty was more dominant than the Northern Zhou Dynasty, especially since Emperor Wu’s army was already in class. For the Liang Shiyan’s army stationed alone, the Northern Qi army was simply a small obstacle to be wiped out without any effort. Therefore, Liang Shiyan did not dare to take it lightly. Liang Shiyan, who dared not take it lightly, in addition to personally arranging the height, obesity, and strength of the defending troops, he also deliberately arranged several reserve teams that can run back and forth, as fast as lightning, and defend as lightning. Liang Shiyan, who was determined to open up territories for the emperor, turned around excitedly and looked at the direction of Chang'an. The emperor threw him alone in Pingyang, not an abandoned son, but a trap that mobilized the army of the Northern Qi Dynasty. What's more, Liang Shiyan was not fighting alone. There were still several Northern Zhou forces moving and fighting under the leadership of Yu Wenxian.
Of course, there is also an amazing soldier of 200,000 people, which was specially explained by the emperor when he left. Liang Shiyan felt that it was true, and even more imaginary, and illusory. It was originally the magic weapon used by the emperor Dragon to control the world and dominate the world. Liang Shiyan really wanted to see through but didn't dare to have too much extravagance. The only thing he could do was to build walls and collect food, and prepare for the disaster for Pingyang.
But Liang Shiyan was wrong. The Black Lotus Sect, the beheading regiment under the command of the Emperor himself, did not know when he stood under the city gate and eagerly revealed the token.
"A few black monkeys are worth 200,000 troops!" Liang Shiyan shook his head, regardless of his three-seven-one, one more toad and four or two more strengths. Shaking his head, he personally walked down the tower, opened the gate, and greeted him cheerfully.
Besides, Emperor Gao Wei led the army to subdue the Northern Qi army in Pingyang. Feng Xiaolian led a dance troupe, burned incense at temples, and held Buddha's feet at temples. The marching speed was a lot slower, and there were more Yuwenxian settings along the way. The army had no choice but to carry out encirclement and raids on the occasion. Either this group came back with the tattered flag of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, or the group came back with the equipment discarded by the Northern Zhou army. Although the marching speed was too slow, the army came to the sparrow valley without knowing it...
Looking at the rugged and steep Queshu Valley, where only finches and rats can fly over, Emperor Gao Wei couldn't help but feel chills. Looking back at Feng Xiaolian, who was beloved by thousands of people, he waved his hand, and the army camped on the spot.
"Your Majesty, Helan Leopard has already set off, and all you see along the way are signs of the Northern Zhou's embarrassment, why not take the Queshu Valley in one fell swoop, with Zhou Jun's pots and spoons, the soldiers are full of food!" Feng Xiaolian felt disappointed .
"In the opinion of the concubine, let the army set off!" Although Emperor Gao Wei changed his order again, the all-out Northern Qi army gradually fell into chaos...