A gray wolf laugh (after the catastrophe)
"My bib..." In the stern whistling of the night wind, the ground ape-like feet climbed past, pushing the bib that was low and high and flew over.
Suddenly, I saw the eunuch of Huangmen holding the imperial edict, and the group walked around in the night breeze, hurriedly stopped, whistled, and followed quietly.
"Yang Jian doesn't have long horns on his head, why is it so hard to find?" Huangmen eunuch muttered.
"Yang Jian doesn't have horns? Yang Jian doesn't have horns!" I don't know who is venting: "It is maddening that when Yang Jian was just born, his mother hugged him. Suddenly the horns of his head came out, all over his body, and he was shocked..."
"The child fell to the ground, and the nun ran in distressedly:'You hurt my son and let him win the world in his later years.' Nonsense!" Huangmen eunuch smiled: "No one in the world has an opponent, who doesn't want to go around. Put your opponent in..."
Everyone remained silent and continued on their way.
"Yang Jian is long and short, deep and serious. He has just entered too much school. Although he is close to him, he dare not slap it. This is true!" Huangmen eunuch smiled and pointed: "I said that he can't see the crescent when he raises his head, and he doesn't see the beauty when he lowers his head. At night, the Jade Emperor led the heavenly soldiers and generals to stop a war personally. Although he looked at it with thousands of eyes, it was fake..."
"Then Yang Shangzhuguo, are you still visiting the battlefield to inspect it?" Everyone was tireless and surprised. "Heaven's secret is here..." Huangmen eunuch smiled, feeling cold and cold passing through his chest.
When the whistle came, the three of Tian, Nan, and Bei immediately put away their treasured swords, kicked everyone in the dust with a few feet, and turned and merged into the night. Everyone looked up and looked around. They didn't dare to move or snorted. They always felt countless pairs of eyes staring at them, fearing that everyone was a little bit off track, and they would brush the cold steel blade brightly. Swipe, swish, cut off the guy who was eating, alas, I really lost that day and night writing.
"Look at what horrible place you brought?" Zi Chuan Ran Zuoyue twisted the wolf and laughed.
"Have you been to this place? To lead you to such an adventure, in the guide group, on the travel post, it is only me!" The gray wolf laughed and barked his teeth, lowered his voice and shouted: "Look, the wonderful thing is still behind. The climax hasn't arrived yet..."
"The imperial decree is here!" Before the eunuch of Huangmen arrived, Dugu Jialuo, who received the whistle alarm, put Yang Jian in his hand, snorted a few scents, and picked up a smile on his face, without clothes. Hanging ash, brilliance. Watching the eunuch of Huangmen unfold the imperial decree, a group of people respectfully greeted him and bowed in all respects.
"The Emperor Wu said: Gao Wei Jinyang field hunting, quickly sent Yang Shangzhu to spy on the military situation! Wait for an opportunity to bring Feng Xiaolian back to Chang'an!" Huangmen eunuch read.
"Don't do it!" Dugu Jialuo stood up.
"Your fate is hard to break!" Yang Jian pulled Dugu Jialuo's pants.
"Don't do it!" Dugu Jialuo shook off Yang Jian's hand and said: "The emperor wants to squeeze Feng Xiaolian in the basket. Yang Jian’s, drag a woman to rub the powder, I will do it all the time?"
"Dugu Jialuo, you are resisting the decree!" Huangmen eunuch snapped.
"The master of Gaowei's country, with his favorite concubine Feng Xiaolian, went hunting in Tianchi on the outskirts of Jinyang City. What's wrong? What's wrong? Yaxing..." Dugu Jialuo sneered: "You sent Yang Jian out to make my old lady unhappy..."
"Dugu Jialuo, where do you think?" Huangmen eunuch roared: "My emperor Shengming, just to eradicate this old enemy of Beiqi..."
"Hey..." Dugu Jialuo sighed: "If I were the emperor, I would personally lead the army to Pingyang, and dispatch the generals to guard various passes to block the reinforcements of the Northern Qi Dynasty. Together they ordered the main force of the Northern Zhou Dynasty to attack the city with all their strength. I want grosgrain, and the cloud-like beauty laughs at it..."
"Dugu Jialuo, you are bold!" Yang Jian pulled Dugu Jialuo to his knees: "What are you talking about? Pingyang is the gateway to Jinyang, and its strategic position is extremely important. It is only five hundred miles away from Jinyang where the main force of the Northern Qi army is located. The cavalry can arrive in less than three days. You want to put my emperor in danger..."
"What kind of danger, trap?" Dugu Jialuo stood up disdainfully and asked the eunuch Huangmen: "When did Gao Wei and Feng Xiaolian go out hunting..."
"In the morning, Fei Ge passed the book..." Huangmen eunuch hurriedly replied.
"That's right!" Dugu Galo laughed and said, "Feng Xiaolian is an insatiable person. Will he return to Kyoto if he doesn't play enough?"
"Oh, you are Feng Xiaolian?" Huangmen eunuch circled Dugu Jialuo.
"Who is this? Tender cow!" The dazed Cheriko asked Zi Chuan Ran Mingyue: "You often wander on the Internet, pat tigers, and flies. You should be familiar with it, right?"
"Is this really unfamiliar?" Zichuan Ran Zuoyue shook his head: "Dugu is a lonely person, Jialuo is a Buddha, and Dugu Jialuo, maybe it is the lonely one who recites Buddha..."
"Who?" Everyone stared curiously.
"Slanted night sky?" Zi Chuan Ran Zuoyue nodded with her finger and muttered: "It's not right, the inclined night sky is chanting Buddha at night, but she is not lonely during the day..."
"I've found it out!" The slanting night sky shouted: "Look, everyone, Dugu Jialuo, the best female queen in history, Yang Jian, the best wife in history who is afraid of his wife..."
"Why?" The gray wolf roared with a laugh: "
"Just because Yang Jian is the emperor..." The slanting night sky gathered everyone together.
"Who is there?" Dugu Jialuo roared in the darkness: "Why are good and bad things pushed on me..."
"Mother, run away!" Chu Liuxiang yelled, and the Chuangshi Group was rushing in the darkness with a gust of wind...
"Chasing!" Dugu Jialuo roared, the sky, the south, the earth, and the north jumped. "What about the emperor's will?" Huangmen eunuch rushed forward.
"One Feng Xiaolian is enough!" Dugu Jialuo pushed aside the eunuch of Huangmen, and turned back: "Just tell the emperor that there are emperors who are clinging to women in this world. The King of Northern Qi, Gaowei, is one of them, and his level is not high. It’s not that low, for example, he is an editor, but he doesn’t wear a pair of pants with the editor, saying that he is not an editor, but he and the editor have a nose to breathe..."
"Oh, what are you talking about?" Huangmen eunuch chased after him: "What size are you talking about, is it accurate?"
"Then you have to ask the emperor, the old emperor died, the new emperor ascended the throne, and the high latitude that emerged from the water, the original dude, drunk beauty, sensual dog and horse, luxurious and romantic, gradually drunk, dreaming and dying, adorned with pearls to make crystal light shining Luo Shan, inlaid with gems on the jade, mingled with the concubines and concubines day and night..." As he said, Dugu Jialuo disappeared.
"Loss you are not the mother of a country, you are really the mother of a country, and the eunuchs are uncomfortable!" Huangmen eunuch smiled and lifted Yang Jian: "Zhu Guo, you breathe out a long breath in front of a woman, just to show a man's face..."
Dugu Jialuo personally supervised the cold-faced decapitation regiment to chase and kill the creation and escape regiment. After chasing, he lost his goal. The only victory was a few bloody rabbits, and four or five noisy wigs. The angry Dugu Jialuo slapped away his slap and slapped it, bending over and picking up a pair of false teeth, carefully admiring it under the moonlight, and waving his slap at every turn to experiment...
"Whose denture is this?" Dugu Jialuo stared.
"It's not mine..." Tian shook his head.
"It's not mine..." Nan shook his head.
"It's not mine either!" shook his head.
"It's really not mine!" Bei shook his head and opened his mouth: "If you don't believe me, take a look, my tooth..."
"Congratulations, congratulations!" The whole world rushed over: "Congratulations to Dugu and the owner, the enemies you fought are all looking for teeth..."
"Really?" Dugu Jialuo was surprised again and again: "Slap, you can also practice as a successful husband! Reward..."