In the afternoon, Bai Yunfei did not go to the "Exotic Animal Park" with Tian Ming and Jing Mingfeng, which Tian Ming said was "super fun". Instead, he walked alone on the streets of Gaoyi City. Buy something you need or are interested in.
Walking out of a weapons shop, Bai Yunfei was a little disappointed. Gaoyi City was not a big city. He visited several shops in a row, and there were few even high-quality equipment. There were almost no half-horcruxes. One shop had a half-horcrux. In his shop, the half-horcrux that Bai Yunfei thought was just an ordinary item was regarded as the store's treasure, and the asking price was ridiculously high, leaving Bai Yunfei speechless for a while.
Stopping and walking, without realizing it, the bustling streets in Gaoyi City were almost gone. Bai Yunfei looked at the sky and saw that it was almost evening. He felt that he had almost gone around, so he was ready to return to the Ye family's mansion. .
"Well, this street looks familiar. This seems to be the way back, right? Well, that should be right..."
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After walking for half an hour, Bai Yunfei always felt that he was about to arrive, but this feeling started twenty minutes ago, and he still hadn't seen the tall door wall of Ye's house.
"I was looking at the shops on both sides before, but I forgot to pay attention to the direction. It's so embarrassing that I can get lost in this city..." Bai Yunfei felt ashamed in his heart, struggled for a while, and finally pulled him back with some embarrassment. A passerby next to him asked him how to get to the Ye family. After all, the Ye family was one of the three major families in Gaoyi City, and no one in the city knew it.
"Are you going to Ye's house?" The middle-aged man who was asked for directions looked at the young man in front of him who was wearing ordinary clothes and smiling, and asked strangely, "Ye's house is on West Street, why did you come to North Street?"
“…”
After carefully asking about several major corners, Bai Yunfei wiped his sweat secretly, turned and walked into a nearby street.
There was a two-story restaurant at the corner. When Bai Yunfei walked to the door, there was a sudden noise inside, and then a group of people rushed out of the door, as if running slowly would be in trouble.
But after running out of the restaurant, they gathered around ten meters away from the restaurant. The panic on their faces turned into curiosity, and they even looked expectantly waiting for something.
The people outside were initially surprised, but after those who ran out whispered something, everyone gathered around. In just half a minute, hundreds of people gathered outside the restaurant.
"Hey, tell me, what tricks will this 'drinker' have up to this time?"
"Who knows? Who can guess the thoughts of a drunken and crazy person?"
"Yeah, last time he got drunk and rushed to the street, hugged a fat woman and kissed her wildly. All the followers who rushed towards him were beaten into pig heads by him. Later, if his guards had no choice but to knock him unconscious. Let’s go, maybe there will be a live sex show on the street, who would have thought?”
"Hehe, last time he climbed up to the roof of the restaurant and sang wildly for an hour. His rap was really good, even better than the opera singer next door to me."
"I still like that time when he threw away money. It would be nice if he could do it again..."
"And that time, he booked the entire Chunle House and asked all the girls to line up to dance on the street. Gee, that scene was so spectacular! I heard that the number of guests at Chunle House more than doubled the next day... "
"Don't get too close. That time, a reckless bully entered a restaurant to collect protection money when he was drunk. He beat him to a disability and even the onlookers were beaten violently..."
"That time I used leftovers to attack someone..."
"The time I tried to run naked..."
“…”
The comments from the people around him reached his ears, and Bai Yunfei twitched the corner of his mouth. He was still wondering what was going on, but now he understood - feelings. These people were all waiting to see a drunk man upstairs who was about to go crazy. It's a good show of people - and this person is Liu Shun, the "Drinking Young Master" who is fond of drinking among the "Four Young Masters of Yicheng" mentioned by Tian Ming.
"I didn't expect to meet him by such a chance, and it was when he was drunk and crazy. According to these people's comments, this man's wine taste is not very good..."
Bai Yunfei was already squeezed into the crowd at this time. Out of curiosity, he did not leave immediately, but looked up to the second floor of the restaurant like the people around him.
It is human nature to watch onlookers. Everyone has curiosity, and Bai Yunfei is not exempt from this habit. He became one of the crowd of onlookers.
"Snapped!!"
A wine jar was thrown from the second floor and fell into the open space downstairs, shocking everyone.
"Leave me alone!! Master, I'm not drunk! I went to the bathroom by myself, what are you doing after me? Master, I don't like being looked at like a bird!!"
A drunken voice came from the second floor, followed by the sound of tables, chairs and dishes falling to the ground. A handsomely dressed young man staggered and appeared beside the railing on the second floor. His originally chic hairstyle looked a bit messy. The clothes on his chest were wet. He burped, leaned on the railing and began to unbutton his belt.
After listening to his words, I actually had to take off my pants and pee!
He was probably drunk and wanted to go to the toilet. He couldn't tell the direction and went straight to the balcony. He didn't allow the servants to stop him. He said he didn't want to be watched, but he didn't know that there were hundreds of people waiting to watch the show below. Birds - Although many girls have turned away with shy expressions, some of them are still brave enough to peek through their fingers. After all, the little birds that drink young masters in Yicheng are not easy to see.
"Isn't it... so tough?!" Bai Yunfei felt admiration in his heart.
If he really had to take off his pants, the Liu family would be embarrassed, so a group of servants rushed forward and hurriedly stopped Liu Shun's movements.
"Master, you have to take care of me when I pee! Get out of here!" Liu Shun was furious and kicked the people around him away. He turned around and was about to continue unbuttoning his belt when he suddenly looked up and saw hundreds of people watching downstairs. .
"Holy crap! Why are there so many people in this toilet?!"
After making such a statement that shocked everyone, Liu Shun did not continue to take off his pants. This relieved Su Dong, the guard behind him who was about to stop him, and disappointed the people watching downstairs.
Unexpectedly, Liu Shun glanced at the crowd downstairs, suddenly became furious, kicked a big gap in the railing in front of him, and cursed: "Your grandfather, if you dare to compete with me for the toilet, give it all to me." Caught him, stripped him naked and flicked the bird!!"
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people downstairs all changed suddenly, and they dispersed in a hurry the next second. The men did not want to be played as birds, and the women naturally would not run away because there were no birds to play, because they Everyone knows that Liu Shun, who is in a drunken state, always does what he says and can do anything - if no one stops him.
But Bai Yunfei didn't know, so he didn't run away. He didn't even realize why everyone around him disappeared in just a few breaths - at that speed, it seemed like everyone could walk on a limb.
"Come on! Come on, do what I say! Damn it, why did they all run away? Huh? There's one more, haha, then I'll teach you a lesson myself, young master!"
While Bai Yunfei was stunned, Liu Shun jumped down from the second floor and landed on the ground with a bang. Then he stood up like a normal person, stared at Bai Yunfei and shouted: "Boy, don't run! Look, young master, I will strip you naked and parade you through the streets!"
“…”
When Bai Yunfei came back to his senses, the corners of his mouth twitched and his head was covered with black lines. He felt helpless and speechless.
Aren't you just standing around to watch the excitement? Why did you get into such trouble?
------------------------(The following is the author's gossip, it is too long, don't read it)------------- ----
I want to write some light-hearted and humorous plots, and I hope everyone can be happy. If you think Yunhai's comedy techniques are too vulgar, well, then just laugh at my lack of skills. This is also a joke~~
I was delayed because of something today, so I started typing very late. I just finished typing this chapter, and when I looked at the time, I saw it was two o'clock. I am so efficient! ! Instead of setting it to update during the day, post it directly so that everyone can read it when they get up online.
By the way, I just clicked on the homepage of the novel and found two more black tickets. I was surprised. Why did someone eagerly come to blackmail me in the early morning? Am I really so hated? For those who downvoted it, can you tell me in the book review section what dissatisfaction you have? Black tickets are really annoying. Dear book friends, please support me with more red tickets! !