Urban Banished Immortal

Chapter 1: Skypeep incident

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"It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, come here, bring the mind-reading star." On the Jinluan Hall, the Jade Emperor roared loudly. It has been tens of thousands of years, except for the time when the monkey made a scene in the Heavenly Palace and made him lose face. I have never seen the Jade Emperor so angry.

"Your Majesty, calm down!" The immortals looked at Taibai Jinxing, but in desperation, Taibai Jinxing took a step forward and said softly.

A moment later, four heavenly generals came to the Golden Luan Hall with a middle-aged man in white clothes. This man was none other than the protagonist who made the Jade Emperor furious today, Reading Mind Xingjun.

"Since the appearance of the Heavenly Court, there has never been such a bad incident. Peeping at the fairy bathing and reading the mind, you can be convicted." The Jade Emperor shouted loudly.

"Taibai Jinxing, you sealed his magic power for me, and you dare to use the mind-reading technique on me when you get here. You really don't repent." Just when the Jade Emperor was angry, the mind-reading star was very ignorant. The Jade Emperor resorted to mind-reading techniques to see if he could escape the catastrophe, which immediately made the Jade Emperor even more angry.

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, have you heard? The boy you saved on Tongtianhe on our westbound road is the current Mind-reading Xingjun. He committed a crime and is now being tried in the Golden Temple." The messenger of the altar In the Pantao Garden, I found the Fighting Victory Buddha. Simply put, the second senior brother in the Pantao Garden met the senior brother by chance.

"Mind-Reading Xingjun? What did that little doll do? I heard a lot of movement in the Heavenly Court just now." Monkey King asked after eating a flat peach. "Do you need my old grandson to protect him, haha."

"Peeping Fairy taking a shower, I want to protect you." Zhu Bajie said with a smile, "This kid looks quite serious, but I didn't expect to do such a thing, but his character is too different from that of Brother Hou. "

"Old Pig, what do you mean by that?" Sun Wukong was taken aback, squinting at Zhu Bajie and asked.

"Back then, Brother Monkey, when you were in charge of the Peach Garden, the Seven Fairies came to the Peach Garden to pick peaches. Brother Monkey, you yelled a word to stop the Seven Fairies, and you never saw you touch them." Zhu Bajie said wretchedly. .

"Idiot, you are looking for death." Monkey King roared, and threw the half-eaten peach at Zhu Bajie.

"Don't be weird, Brother Monkey, don't be weird, Brother Monkey, brother, aren't you joking?" Zhu Bajie said hastily. "Brother Monkey, this matter is strange, do you know who he is peeping at?"

"Is there something strange? The Jade Emperor is so angry. Could it be that he is peeping at the Queen Mother? Haha, if this is the case, it would be too funny, haha." Sun Wukong laughed as he thought about it.

"It's not the Queen Mother, it's that one." Zhu Bajie pointed his finger at the Moon Palace outside the Heavenly Court.

"Amitabha, Bajie, we are Buddhas, we don't care about the affairs of the heavenly court, I'm gone, I'm going to play with the Eighteen Arhats." Sun Wukong was taken aback after hearing this, and then flew out of the peach garden.

"You're so courageous, you dare to spy on the most unprovoked lord in the sky, the queen mother monkey brother may come forward to spy on this one, no one can help you, please ask yourself, the old pig can do it It's all done." After finishing speaking, Zhu Bajie picked a flat peach and walked out of the flat peach garden leisurely.

"Taibai Jinxing, what do you think Reader Xingxing should do when he committed such a thing?" The Jade Emperor asked Taibai Jinxing after tossing about in the Golden Luan Hall for more than an hour.

At the same time, Lord Reading Xing's gaze also fell on Taibai Jinxing. Since he entered the heaven, the old man has given him many good things, so he should intercede with himself.

Taibai Jinxing turned his head and glanced at the mind-reading Xingjun who was kneeling on the ground motionless. This young man treats him very well, and the wine he brews is always sent to him to taste at the first time. Of course, he is not stingy. Give him some pills.

"Uncle Taibai, you drank too much, it's getting late, I'm going back, and I'll wait to see you when I find some time. Otherwise, I won't be able to leave Nantianmen for a while." Half a year ago, Mr. Reading Xinxing went to deliver wine to Taibai Jinxing, I drank a little more with Taibai Jinxing. Taibai Jinxing is good everywhere, but the wine is of average quality. If I drink a little more, I will talk nonsense and make a lot of troubles.

"I will take my token and go out of Nantian Gate in a while, I want to see who dares to stop you, drink, boy, to be honest, your wine is really good, better than the wine at the peach feast, let's continue to drink. " Taibai Jinxing muttered.

"Uncle Taibai, I really can't drink any more. You know, if I go out later, if I run into Zhenjun Erlang, I won't be able to go back." Zhenjun Reading Mind said softly.

"Erlangshen, you are afraid that he will play tricks. Others don't know his details. I don't know yet. He is the son of the Jade Emperor's younger sister and a scholar named Yang in the world. If I didn't intercede back then, the Jade Emperor would not Let him go to heaven, so he should call me grandpa, yes, he should call me grandpa." Taibai Jinxing said loudly.

"Uncle, my dear uncle, please keep your voice down, you are not afraid, I am afraid, not to mention Zhenjun Erlang, even the Xiaotian dog beside him, I can't beat him." Reading Xin Xingjun covered it all at once. Taibai Jinxing's mouth.

"It's boring, it's really boring, don't drink, you go back, if you meet Erlang God, if he dares to stop you, just mention my name." After finishing speaking, Taibai Jinxing fell asleep.

That day, Mr. Mind Reading Xing returned to his mansion safely, but after Taibai Jinxing sobered up the next day, he used the mirror to see his drunk state the day before, and felt a little scared in his heart, so he went to Mind Reading Xing in person Jun, tell him that his drunken words yesterday must not be known by others.

"The voyeurism of Zhenjun Xinreading this time can be big or small, and there is no specific punishment method in the heavenly rules." Taibai Jinxing said softly. "I don't know who he is peeping at this time." Taibai Jinxing thought, if it's an ordinary fairy, let's just pass it by. Think about it.

"He's spying on Fairy Chang'e." The Jade Emperor yelled, and some people in the audience who didn't know the truth suddenly understood who Fairy Chang'e was. When he arrived at the Moon Palace at the beginning of the year, there were rumors about the Jade Emperor. , You can't talk nonsense about this matter, you will be decapitated.

"Your Majesty, please calm down, Master Xinxin has committed such a serious crime, he should be beheaded, he should be beheaded." Taibai Jinxing said loudly, and now he knows why the Jade Emperor is so angry. , reborn as a pig.

"My dear friends, do you have any other opinions, please speak up and listen." The Jade Emperor was quite satisfied after hearing Taibai Jinxing's words, and asked with a smile and nodded slightly.

"Your Majesty, Master Mind Reading is just a first-time offender. How long has he been in the heavenly court? Moreover, there is no provision in the heavenly rules that voyeurs should be beheaded. Such a punishment will inevitably fail to convince the public. The concubines think that let him be the same as the heavenly court back then." Just like Marshal Peng, forget about reincarnation in the lower realm." No one raised any objection, and at the moment when the Jade Emperor was about to execute Zhenjun Reading Xin, the Queen Mother beside her said with a smile.

"What the queen mother said is very true, then let him be demoted to the mortal world." After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he turned and left the Golden Luan Hall.

Reading Xin Xingjun looked at the Queen Mother not far away, with a face full of gratitude. Back then, he had cultivated for thousands of years and ascended to immortality. If he was directly beheaded at the Nantianmen, he might not even have a chance to be disbanded, so he would be demoted to the earth Let's relegate him to the mortal world, at least his life will be saved.

"Third brother, Your Majesty asked us brothers to throw Zhenjun Xinreading into the mortal world, which one of the six reincarnations should we go?" The four generals escorting Zhenxin Reading Xin asked softly.

"It seems that the Queen Mother just said that it is the same as Marshal Tianpeng back then, and it should be following the path of animals." The leader of the sky said.

"Stay here, everyone. I have something to say to Master Mind Reading." The four of them were stopped by a person, and after a closer look, the person who came was Kang Jinlong, one of the twenty-four constellations.

"Master Kang Jinlong, Zhenjun Mind Reading has committed a serious crime this time, so don't make it difficult for the brothers." The Heavenly General said softly.

"I drank a pot of wine with you that day, and I will pay you back today." Kang Jinlong said with a smile. "I just heard a few conversations. Your Majesty just said that Zhenjun Xinreading will be demoted to the mortal world. I think the human way in the six reincarnations is more suitable for him. Although the Queen Mother mentioned Marshal Tianpeng, she didn't say that Zhenjun Xinreading should be demoted to the mortal world. Let’s follow the path of animals. Brothers, it’s best to understand that it’s not easy to work in Heavenly Court, so don’t lose your life because of this matter.”

"This..." After listening to Kang Jinlong's words, the four of them began to recall everything that happened in Jinluan Palace. (end of this chapter)

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