"Hello everyone, I'm your Miranda! I wonder if the Holy Communion online recently on Star Network has been a feast for everyone?"
Miranda, the anchor of the Internet Live Food Section, was walking on the street while live broadcasting to the virtual screen.
Today, Miranda is wearing a goose-yellow dress with a pretty face. When she smiles, she looks very cute with little tiger teeth.
As the food anchor of Keville, Miranda can be called the leader of the food section.
This has to do with her charisma;
But it has more to do with Kerver’s influence.
Among Internet live broadcast life anchors, there are two types of people who are most likely to make achievements.
One type is the K'ville anchor, who specializes in broadcasting K'ville's customs and customs to the multiverse;
The other type is the curiosity-seeking anchors. These anchors mainly work in underdeveloped economies, especially in war-torn and impoverished places, and in the wilderness of forest tribes.
At this time, facing Miranda's broadcast, the virtual screen has begun to refresh.
Most of them are licking words.
Things like "Honey, here I come!", "Finally got the first bite of hot food", "I'm already holding the steamed buns and waiting to whet my appetite" and so on.
"Miranda has also experienced the Holy Communion in the past two days. How can I put it, there are many varieties and the taste is first-class. Many delicacies that Miranda cannot eat can also be experienced on it. For a foodie like me, it is simply not worth it. So thoughtful.”
Miranda's voice changed:
"However, although the Holy Communion is good, don't be greedy for too much! You should be familiar with the principle of advance or lose, right? If you eat the Holy Communion for a long time, the intestines and stomach will not be exercised, which is very likely to cause self-digestion, bleeding, or even atrophy of the intestines and stomach! Just like a baby, it always has to open its mouth to eat.”
The last twist line attracted applause from countless fans.
"Thank you, wife, for reminding me!"
"Wow, what a cute metaphor."
"Big Hand, what's the point of using it or losing it?"
"I just like Miranda's sincerity, unlike other anchors who know how to embarrass themselves."
"I'll go. According to this, if you don't poop for a long time, the anus will fall off?"
"It's really possible!"
“I was so scared that I quickly ordered communion!”
Miranda didn't pay much attention to the barrage.
It's not that she doesn't care, but as a big anchor, she has too many fans, and the barrage is like a waterfall, pouring out like a waterfall.
Generally, you can't attract her attention without smashing a virtual airship.
So she continued:
"Back to the topic, today, we continue to walk through the streets and alleys, looking for delicious food. However, before we look for delicious food, I have a surprise to share with you."
Miranda, who was under the camera, snapped her fingers coolly and summoned the second virtual screen.
"Dang Dang Dang, food vouchers are worth fifty to twenty-three, two hundred to one hundred, and one thousand to five hundred!"
"Hahaha, are you envious? It's from the Kingdom of God!"
As Miranda spoke, she suddenly glanced around furtively, raised her palms, covered half of her mouth, and said with a mysterious informant look:
"Let me tell you, I now seriously suspect that the God of the Internet is spying on me! Everyone else has coupons for clothing and magic props, but I only have food coupons. To this, I just want to say, let the storm come more violently. Bar!"
Miranda's funny and prank words had just finished, and the barrage refreshed the screen three points faster.
That’s it for the Kville audience!
The people outside Keville were almost stunned.
“What is a voucher?”
"I went and found it. Doesn't that mean it's money?"
"As expected of Kevir, he's so awesome!"
"You are thinking too well. This voucher is just a bait released by the capitalists to empty your pockets!"
For a time, the barrage topic even deviated from the main line.
Some people marveled at Kerver’s policy;
Others were sarcastic.
However, these cynicism soon became a bit unsatisfying.
"By the way, I also received a thousand Internet coins. Although it's not much, but when combined with the vouchers, it's like having sex for free!"
Miranda's words again aroused the audience's amazement.
Kerviel actually gave out money
Although it is not much, only one thousand Internet coins, this is a benefit that all current citizens can enjoy.
As high as a Dharma god, as humble as a beggar, anyone can enjoy it as long as they are a resident of Kver, regardless of whether they are a native or an immigrant.
The most important thing is that there is no need to apply, and the official payment will be received directly.
Nowadays, there are even long queues at all major domestic bank branches of Internet Banking.
—But an old man who is not used to using virtual currency is queuing up to withdraw money.
Following Miranda's lens, you will find that compared to the bleak and hurried multiverse, where only the children's laughter can be seen without knowing the pain of the world, there are more smiles on the streets of Kervill.
The economic catastrophe affecting the multiverse has had little impact on the Internet God Mission!
this…
Suddenly, the workload of the Kerver Immigration Bureau surged again, and front-line employees complained endlessly.
It also suffers from the high salary to maintain integrity and tight supervision. Otherwise, with Keville's developed economy, who would suffer from this
Ordinary people only know that Kver is rich and powerful, spreading all kinds of money to support the economy;
But to the gods, Kvir's every move was somewhat intriguing.
This voucher and coin-spreading strategy seems to be very effective, but even with the power of the gods, even with no experience, I can see that this is completely a strategy to quench thirst by drinking poison.
It is even amplifying the economic crisis.
After all, this wave of vouchers and cash will easily cause ordinary businessmen to blindly expand production lines and amplify the crisis.
Although the Internet is constantly publicizing the crisis, it has even given policies to subsidize store closures.
But looking at a large number of customers waving "no money, no money" vouchers, how many can keep their sense and close the store and leave
What's the matter, just take advantage of this wave of dividends, then close the store and leave, right
…
…
"The concept of finance was created by the God of the Internet. How could he do such a thing as drinking poison to quench thirst? In my opinion, these policies are definitely buffering measures, and he must have real ways to deal with it."
Goddess of Luck glanced at Kaman's allies and said solemnly.
"That sounds like you've decided to imitate the Internet God's strategy?"
The goddess of pleasure spoke:
"Don't blame me for not reminding you. Although the Internet God Mission is large, its actual population is not large. The main plane of Vilia is in a semi-closed state, the underworld is full of bones and scum, and the Daofei plane is not worth mentioning, so the number As time goes by, the Internet God seems to be spending a lot of money, but in fact, it doesn’t cost much at all.”
"What about us? Our mission area has a much larger population than Kver. If we imitate the Internet God's strategy without authorization, we will probably die without a burial place!"
The words of the Goddess of Joy made the Kaman gods look at each other, and they all felt that even if they were to open the book and copy the homework, they would not be able to start.
"You guys are worrying too much. We don't actually need to reach the level of Kvir. We just need to be a little better than others, that's enough." Goddess of Luck said in a deep voice.
"Um?"
The Kaman gods subconsciously looked at each other.
"You are betting that the God of the Internet has a countermeasure. What if the God of the Internet doesn't have one? If he really does, why would he introduce strategies such as store closing subsidies and the transformation of textile factories?"
The God of Fear questioned.
"There is no chance in this matter, it is only half and half. You are right, I am indeed betting that the God of the Internet has a countermeasure. Whether you are willing to bet or not, I don't care, I am just fulfilling my duty as an ally."
Lady Luck raised her delicate chin slightly and added: "I believe I am lucky enough!"