"Where's Du Duode? I haven't seen you for a while, right? Could it be that my father is too tight-minded and won't let him out? No, last time there were 3,000 complaints on the official website of the empire, and there was such a big commotion, Master Mage came to review it. , I haven’t seen him calm down?”
The shopkeeper of the grain store, who had not seen much excitement for a long time, leaned against the door frame with some melancholy.
The Du Duode he was talking about was none other than the second young master of the Du family, one of the three evils of Kabal City.
Call him bad, but he's not bad to the core. Although he goes around trying to hook up with young girls from good families, he can still be considered as a way out of the way, and you and I agree.
You say he is not bad, but his behavior is really bad. He drinks and makes trouble, rides horses in the street, dares to pick someone's chin with a one-handed sword when he sees a pretty girl, he is simply a bad guy.
Kabir didn't know how many young and energetic young people wanted to kill him.
Two months ago, the empire suddenly promoted the Internet magic. The empire's official website became popular in the countryside overnight, and the complaint function went directly to Tianting.
I don’t know how many people have detailed Du Duode’s countless crimes.
This matter caused quite an uproar in the local area, and even attracted an investigation by Master Mage.
As a result, apart from being detained for a few days and losing some yellow and white goods, nothing happened.
Everyone has seen through it, he is just a piece of shit, he doesn't do big things but keeps doing small things, and with the protection of his family, naturally he doesn't get into trouble.
Helpless, everyone can only hide as far as possible.
However, recently, for some unknown reason, many Kabyle residents suddenly discovered that Du Dod, who had always been domineering, suddenly disappeared.
"You don't know this, do you? I've heard that all the three evils of our Kabyle went to [conquer the sub-dimensional] Huohuo orcs! Hey, he is just too unskilled. I heard that he has died countless times. Every day You can see them moving bricks in the coolie camp to earn merit points."
In front of the store on Long Street, a group of shopkeepers chatted and chatted while basking in the sun.
"Hey, this man can still work in the coolie camp? Is it true?" The owner of the grain store was very excited when he heard this and gloated.
"Well, merit points cannot be bought and sold. No matter how powerful and wealthy his family is, can they still influence the great God of the Internet? Not to mention him, the other two evils are also working in the coolie camp. I heard that they are all It will be treated submissively and docilely.”
"Oh, what an eye-opener! I can make two bowls of rice tonight."
“This is clearly a blessing from the God of the Internet!”
"Hey, tell me, they are really stubborn, aren't they? They have already entered the coolie camp, and they still have to fight to the death. How comfortable is it to go out to drink wine and visit the Yanlou?"
"Don't blame them, it's the God of the Internet who is so good at charming people."
"Yeah, it's okay if you don't mention it, but if you mention it, I'm itching to go in and play. Hey, I didn't expect that I, who is over fifty, would have to wield a weapon on the battlefield one day. It's so damn exciting! Enjoyable!"
"Haha, me too, praise the God of the Internet!"
A group of shopkeepers were chatting when suddenly someone pointed to the end of the long street and exclaimed: "Hey, isn't that Du Duode?"
Everyone followed the sound and looked - but no, they saw Du Duode riding his horse and whipping his whip, and the clatter of horse hooves resounded in the long street.
The arrogant and wanton laughter shocked Kabier.
"Grandsons of Kabyle, listen to me! If you dare to refuse my employment, you are laughing at me, right? Do you know that the great Internet God has enabled cross-border purchasing? I wonder if you want to buy a lava puppet , I’m so jealous of you poor people, hahaha…”
Amid laughter, Du Duode rode away with his whip raised.
Behind him followed several carriages.
The carriage drove slowly through the long street. The uneven bluestone road made a pleasant sound of metal collision coming from the carriage.
The shopkeepers on the long street looked at each other. Judging from their many years of experience, it was clearly the fairy music played by gold coins
etc!
What the hell
Has the Internet God enabled cross-border purchasing
On this day, the young man of Kabyle turned green;
The faces of countless players who are working hard in the [Conquest of the Second Dimension] are also green!
…
"Hey, I don't want to play anymore!"
On the wall of Dophi, Humphrey looked at the lava puppets showing off their power on the front line of the battlefield. He lowered his head and looked at the rock puppets that he had fought hard for several days and worked hard to obtain. He was so angry that his teeth were itching!
"It's so irritating. I originally thought I could step on these hateful nobles here, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it... God of the Internet, aren't you the fairest God? Why!"
On the city wall, countless players wailed.
It turns out that just today, the God of the Internet suddenly opened the cross-border purchase function in [Battle for the Second Dimension].
Users only need to go to the local magic tower and pay a minimum of one thousand gold coins to redeem the "Krypton Gold Code". As long as the Krypton Gold Code is entered into their personal account, it can be converted into the corresponding "Krypton Gold Value".
Through krypton gold, players can not only purchase special high-level puppets and weapons, but also light up noble titles and enjoy a unique identity when speaking in the forum.
Good guy, once this function is activated, the highest level puppet in the city will be the Rock Puppet.
Well now, countless high-level puppets popped up overnight.
This made a large number of players' mentality explode instantly.
To be honest, if this function is enabled at the beginning of [Conquering the Second Plane], civilian players will not feel anything special.
In this country of low benevolence and power, everyone has long been accustomed to the inferior nobility.
Unfortunately, [Conquering Secondary Planes] was not activated at the beginning.
Although many nobles still took advantage of their power to form monster-fighting groups, there were still quite a few civilians who stood out as high-level players.
These civilian high-level players not only enjoy the shared power brought by high-level puppets, but also enjoy the sense of accomplishment of being worshiped by others!
And the pleasure of trampling these nobles under their feet!
In fact, many players even risked their lives just to go to the coolie camp and watch the nobles working. The scene was incredibly interesting.
As a result, now, watching the noble children who were ridiculed before, turn around in minutes, and get the high-level puppets that they had to kill countless orcs in exchange for.
To be honest, the mentality of many players is really broken.
After all, it is not about scarcity but about inequality!
"Humphrey, stop complaining! They spent real money, so there is nothing to be resentful about. The God of the Internet has given us countless opportunities to change our destiny. He is actually very kind."
Caesar patted his friend Humphrey on the shoulder and comforted him.
Humphrey looked helpless when he heard this, but finally sighed.
Yes, I can’t blame the God of the Internet for this.
The internet gods are seriously, really kind.
The Internet he created not only exposed major cultivation systems, but also pioneered online courses, allowing countless untouchables at the bottom to have access to noble magic and the opportunity to turn over.
Its social functions, lighting functions, forum functions, and high practicality are simply unparalleled.
To be honest, Humphrey doesn’t know what his life would be like if the internet disappeared.
Now he has developed [Conquer the Second Plane], which allows everyone to share the puppet's vitality and magic power. It can be said that it has once again brought new hope to countless untouchables.
He saw with his own eyes the uncle who had his legs broken while working next door. After logging into [Conquering the Second Plane] and sharing the puppet's life force, he not only regained his life, but his legs also gradually recovered under the puppet's life force.
My body is three miles stronger than before!
Now he has become the most devout believer of the God of the Internet. He dedicatedly enshrines the God of the Internet’s shrine at home and prays devoutly every day!
"You're right, although they have money, we have brains!" Humphrey said solemnly, trying to adjust his mentality.
"Nishizawa, do you still have any merit points? Go and grab the exchange coupons, quickly, quickly! The number is limited every day."
At this moment, a player suddenly shouted at Caesar.
"What's wrong?" Xizawa asked in shock.
"There's no time to explain. Come on, there is a redemption button under the merit points. The redemption coupons can be exchanged for gold coins in the magic tower!" The player was excited and incoherent.
But Caesar understood.
Suddenly, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning and was stunned on the spot.
No one knew that in the eyes of his teammates, he was optimistic and optimistic, but in reality he was a drag on his family... He was born with paralysis.