The forum is not lively.
The forum is full of heaven and earth, mountains and tsunami!
People in the forum are not a matter of being stuffed with dog food.
The people in the forum are destroyed by landslides and mountains! It's hard to die in peace!
Overnight, tens of thousands of replies to hot posts popped up a long list:
"How could this world be like this! Crying loudly! Before, I was still excitedly wondering if the male god would get into the water or get wet, but I didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, in a blink of an eye... I burst out crying"
"Congratulations to Odin, the god of war in the earth region, for winning the individual championship of the 1170th Second Star Provincial League One!"
"A dedicated Annunciation Building from other forums! Brothers and sisters, don't open separate posts, it's also for those who are happy, and concentrate on this post."
"I was stuffed with too much dog food, and my internal organs smelled like dog food. When I went out today, there were green dog eyes chasing me, hehe."
"Let's shake our numbers to go to the rooftop! Jump for odd numbers today, and tomorrow for even numbers, and let the male gods die in batches. Don't put too much pressure on the alliance's traffic and law enforcement departments."
"Let's discuss rationally, can Odin reach the top ten in the national competition and enter the league's gold rank in one breath?"
"Come here! Come and join me in the Kamikaze dungeon, push the hidden BOSS Victor, and save our prosperous and beautiful big devil!"
Fans who are more lively than ordinary fans are always Yan fans, CP fans, and black fans. They often provide 80% of the traffic sources with 20% of the number of people.
In the past, after every game, a small group of cults would appear strangely. This strange phenomenon can be counted to "Fourth Master X Hua Chuhua" at the earliest, and recently can be directly to "Fourth Master X Wangyou".
Originally, the fans of "Four Master X Agent" can only be said to be one of many cults. And it's a relatively old and popular pairing. The believers in it are all fans of the fourth master in ancient times, and the old-age care mode has almost been turned on.
Cults and cults live in peace and harmony, occasionally bloody, pinching happily—
Never imagined!
The party of "Four Lord X Agent" suddenly! Suddenly became an official CP! Soaring into a fairy!
It's not the ordinary kind of ascension! It’s the kind of person who sits at the door of the house waving a fan and eats watermelon, and suddenly auspicious clouds come down from the sky, the real god of war, and personally instructs them to become immortals!
Everyone was stunned. The official CP party who had just been promoted was also frightened by the watermelon. Paji sat in the forum and posted: "I never expected..."
This is relatively good, but the ones who are more hated are those who post "Hahahaha God! How prescient I am! I discovered the adultery of the official CP back then!".
All CP cults: "... MD go die."
Rainy Day Cult: "MD die."
CP Cult: "Let's pinch our Xipi, what is your rainy day cult doing?"
Rainy Day Cult: "MD, I feel uncomfortable and want to cry. Today, I saw so much water on the map and watched the game happily. I didn't expect... for the first time, it was so uncomfortable for an ocean map."
All the fans are cracking and falling apart, only the Yutian Cult has been hit so hard that they are delirious, squatting in the corner of the forum with one rainy day doll after another, only a trace of resentment Grown in the dark. Therefore, they treat the matter of pinching the CP as if they have seen through the world of mortals, and take the initiative to pick up the dog food with a look of hopelessness, stuff it cracklingly, and choke themselves to death.
The posts like a volcanic eruption on the forum could no longer vent the broken hearts of the fans. I am afraid that another 10 million-word post would not be enough. They rushed into the social media of the two parties.
The account with the ID "Odin" has always been super quiet. Only at the beginning did it repost a Weibo account of the agent, and later respond to provocative enemies with the sentence "Turkish chicken tile dog", and then it has been silent until now.
Odin, the Iceberg God of War, simply didn’t come to play self-media. Basically, he came to experience how to use this thing. After he knew how to use it, he disappeared immediately.
Fans are cheap, and the less interaction they get, the more precious it is. The first time Odin waved his hand in response to them on stage—this kind of animation can also be popular manually, not to mention his later Eye-catching scenes such as taking off the mask.
But now, all the hot spots are #Provincial Competition Champion Odin Propose Marriage#, #四初推婚先生君! #、#这年省赛御礼狗粒来#, the pictures below are also overwhelming, all of them are Odin and Victor.
Odin's marriage proposal was first published by a media, and it became the most popular position along the way. The full text they compiled is as follows: [I have lived my whole life and never met an opponent, so I have been rebellious all my life and looked at the world. I used to believe that both the living and the dead can fight; gods and Buddhas can also try their swords when they are in power. Until a battle, I went all out... When the enemy was in front of me, I was completely defeated. I was willing to be bound, and from now on I would kill him without any intention of resisting. If I am lucky enough to be spared, I shall swear allegiance to him, whether good or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will believe in it, love it, cherish it, and cherish it for a long time, until death. ] Among the most popular comments below, one is "Bless the newcomers!", or is full of compliments; the other is "But don't you f*ck tell us if the proposal was successful?", followed by "yourselves Go watch it at Si Ye's place"; there is another kind of fans who never expected it, and they are still fighting for land with their heads.
There are also some comments that join in the fun, such as "This vow is the most 66666 in history, with a full score of 100", "I cried when I proposed marriage", "The agent must have saved the whole universe in his previous life"; Go down", "Don't have CP!"; some will ask "What is the other language used by Odin? It's so beautiful and has a classical rhythm." Many linguists expressed their gratitude. interest.
Then, Odin's official account has been idle for several months since the last time it was used, and finally reposted the original text with a cold "oh".
[Odin: Oh//@品品赏家: Hee hee hee, my old antique is so cute. It’s so easy to swallow 50g of cocoa powder a day, and I’m paralyzed on the sofa. I want to frame this photo! [A mosaic photo of someone stuck in the sofa]]At first, netizens were confused: Who is this "antique connoisseur"? New love or old love? Why did Odin suddenly forward his content dozens of days ago at this juncture
It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement, so many people have added “Victor Lee”, Victor’s official account.
They also followed this account all the way in, and soon discovered that "Antique Connoisseur" is a trumpet that just opened this year, and the earliest message was "Sneakily went to the club to see him today, and Old Antique is still folding flowers in the virtual venue. He's so cute! PS, I'll call him 'Old Antique' from now on, I have to wash my hands after every match, and I'm blushing and heart beating after washing my hands."
Without Odin's retweet, this account has only dozens of fans so far, which is quite miserable. Looking at his posts, they are basically a few faceless, unrecognizable photos, landscape pictures, or a few words. The protagonists are all "old antiques", and the content is the daily life of fanboys—
Who the fuck knows who this number is and who it refers to!
But as soon as Odin forwarded it, within a few minutes, it was obvious without anyone picking it up: the cliff is Victor's trumpet, and he didn't run away.
Looking at Victor's tuba, the whole article is tall and grand, and each article has beautiful and powerful diction, deep and easy-to-read connotation, which can be called a model of the best of the best.
Look at Victor's trumpet again, it's called a sudden change in style, and the whole story is full of idiots! The central idea is idiot idiot idiot!
The earth revolves around the sun, Victor revolves around the antique - no problem!
Netizen: I didn't expect you to be such Victor!
Today is destined to be a day of serial crit attacks, because Odin reposted another one.
[Odin: Hand it over.//@品品赏家: The first photo taken secretly in the library, open a trumpet, and leave a note here, hehehehehe I won’t let you see it, only I can see it.]Everyone: "..."
[Odin: Approved//@品品赏家: My old antique’s hands are so beautiful, I really want to hold them in my arms and touch them like this, and I want to lick them... [A grievance emoticon]] Everyone: "..." Come on, QUQ!
Something big happened! The Iceberg God of War who is like the flower of Gaoling is endless!
Could it be said that those who are good at combos on the court will fight one after another when they are off the court, and they will never stop beating people to tears without using dog food...
[Odin: Come to my room//@品品赏家: Why don’t you drive? When do you drive? I got nosebleeds from the hot springs, I shouldn’t have been secretly calling him “Old Antique”, could it be Liu Xiahui’s version of Old Antique, should I flirt or flirt...] After a while, Odin’s forwarding temporarily stopped , all fans continued to peep with trepidation.
Before he had time to do something, "Antique Connoisseur" posted a new content by himself.
[Antique Connoisseur: What about QUQ? The incident happened. Old Antique saw the trumpet and told me to go to his room...] Netizen: What the fuck! How do we know what to do! Nima, no male god has ever called us that!
[Odin: I’ll give you a chance to flirt. If you don’t come today, I’ll give it to you again tomorrow.//@品品评论家: What should I do with QUQ, something happened, and Old Antique saw the trumpet and told me to go to his room Here...] Netizen: I didn't expect you to be such an iceberg god of war! You have the ability to fuck fans, you have the ability to tease us, what's the matter with us! ! !
This interaction itself is not the scariest thing, the scariest thing is that after posting this one, both accounts fell silent strangely and tacitly.
No need to think about it, the little fan happily rushed into the male god's room and threw himself into the trap.
Everyone: "..." Mom. of.
The official dog food, the deadliest.