After returning home, everything was as usual, and Victor stopped by the government of the third star province to get a list.
At night, Tyron was reading a book, and Victor handed it over for him to sign.
Tai Lun casually scanned for dozens of seconds and signed the name.
Victor didn't care about the piece of paper anymore, he put it away very naturally, leaned over and kissed Tai Lun, and said with a smile, "Are you being lazy while there is still some time before the national competition?"
Tai Lun turned the pages of the book and said, "Where do you want to go?"
Victor pondered for a long time and said, "How about we go on vacation on the back of a space ray?"
Tyronn said: "'Let's go vagabond'?"
That's what he said, the name of the famous resort project.
A space ray is a super-giant cosmic creature that always floats in space alone or in a family. Its wingspan can reach the size of a star system. It lives mainly by devouring planets. It is the largest known creature in the world. one. Because of their very large size, many small creatures can live on space rays. Some people like to take vacations on their backs. There is a sense of mystery of drifting on the waves and not knowing where they are going.
In addition, this space ray named "Youth Tuan" actually has a high IQ and a very good personality. Some people say that this is because he came from the Suzaku Empire. But because of its large size, the speed of information transmission in the space ray is only 99% of the speed of light, so his neural response and thinking activities are super, super, super slow.
For example, last month, two couples were vacationing on the space ray and told him a joke. He could digest it in more than ten days, and then laugh back and forth in more than ten days (the body is too big, and the people on it can't feel the bumps. ), and then use more than ten days to say: "Bless... you... you... a hundred... years... good... together..."
Everyone said one after another: It took two days to hear a word, and I was so anxious to death.
The next day, Tai Lun and the others were going to leave in the spaceship, but they had to hand in the list before leaving.
Because of this extra thing and the rush, the day had to be up very early, basically in the wee hours of the morning. Victor felt that he was finally falling asleep, and the alarm clock seemed to ring.
He was in a daze, and his clothes were almost put on backwards in the morning.
The government agency that submitted the application was still very tall, with dozens of steps in front of the door.
Tyron couldn't help but put Victor on his back, and walked slowly in. Victor lay on his back, half asleep and half awake. The two were completely different from all the other people who came in with nervous faces.
After a while, Tai Lun handed over the form alone, and heard the staff say: "Sorry, we need to take pictures, can you wake up your husband?"
Tyronn said "open your eyes" in Victor's ear, and the latter tried hard to open a pair of azure blue eyes. Most of the people hung on Tyronn's body, which was recorded by the camera and became a formal The photo hangs on the certificate.
Tai Lun brought back the two documents, and slowly carried Victor back.
Victor slept quite comfortably on his strong and broad back, almost drool on his collar, and it took him a long time to wake up and ask, "Where are we going now?"
Tai Lun said: "You idiot, I'm thinking whether to sell you to dig coal or move bricks..."
Before he finished speaking, Victor lightly bit his earlobe, rubbed it and went back in a daze, and said inarticulately: "Don't dig coal, it won't look good if it's dark. Move bricks." , 20 yuan for 1,000 bricks is the industry standard, and it takes one year to reach the standard. 3,000 bricks a day will cost 60 yuan, and 50 yuan will be used for dinner. It’s cheap to make you a potato pie , you really don't have to worry about raising it..."
It really counted, Tai Lun heard it funny, and asked: "How do you eat when you are not up to the standard?"
"It's not up to the standard..." Victor was confused for a moment, and woke up after a few tens of seconds of sleep. I will be hungry after eating, so buy a box lunch and two big steamed buns for lunch, and the steamed buns can be kept until evening... "
How could this little fool, who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, think of moving bricks
Tai Lun thought about it, and remembered that Victor majored in history in the Earth region. He may have had a hard time for a long time, and he may have gone through several rounds in the market.
Victor, a child, is a typical "born less than a hundred years old, and often has a thousand years of worry". It seems that there is nothing in this world that has nothing to do with him. When I saw an e-sports player suffering injustice, I stepped forward to file a lawsuit; when I saw a freelance creator being persecuted by piracy, I stepped forward to build a new platform and system; I saw a few unfair industry status quo, and I would understand and put myself in the shoes of others. It is so normal to think and think about changing the status quo.
The two went back in the car again. Like an old hooligan who kidnapped and trafficked children, Tyron picked up Victor and entered the spaceship again, and then left after booking a seat.
Victor woke up a little bit, still reluctant to leave, so he squirmed into the kitchen on the spaceship's scooter to bake biscuits.
The two stayed in the private spaceship for a few more days, and their days were extremely lazy, spending more than ten hours a day in bed.
So much so that an old monster like Tai Lun didn't fully control his weight. When he was on the back of the space ray and just started his official vacation, he found that he had gained two catties, and his muscle and fat content was still perfect.
"You've spoiled me." The old monster said to Victor.
Victor pondered for a while, and complained even more aggrievedly: "Obviously you have led me down. I haven't done math problems for more than a week, and I have no interest in research, and I don't have any ideas for new topics. The head is full of yellow spicy chicken... ”
Tai Lun said, "Spicy chicken today?"
Victor said, "Okay, okay."
After a while, both of them thought about what they were talking about just now, but failed. Victor, whose IQ also dropped by two percentage points, turned on the TV and said, "Oh, whatever, there is a good show today."
Tyronn went back to bed and lay next to him. In order to show how much he took his weight issue seriously, he did push-ups while watching the show.
The program is the trump card program in the e-sports world, and the name is "E-sports Focus". It is very professional and academic, but also entertaining. The higher the standard, the lower the release density. Every program has to be done more than three months.
This program is the first after the provincial competition. It is divided into three subtitles. Under each subtitle, there is a research team and a group of expert consultants, plus a professional host.
As soon as the first subtitle was released, the results they made came out first. They listed a "2017 League One Players Ranking of Strategic Awareness Level", and "Odin, the second star province, the earth area" was listed first. The name, the big name is twice as big as the players behind.
The host came out and began to explain in detail what strategy is in e-sports. The first example of demonstration was "Odin".
An expert who specializes in this field appeared on the screen, and divided a classic match he chose on the screen in detail—Odin VS Gengchen, and said: What are the tactics of Odin and Gengchen in this game? Why did they choose this way, how did they achieve their strategic goals, why did Odin win easily in the end...
After speaking, he briefly summarized other competitions, and finally he came to the conclusion: Odin's strategic awareness is at least in the provincial stage, and it is at the crushing level throughout the whole process.
"Odin is a player born to eat this bowl of food." Another expert pushed his glasses and rolled out a chart in a very professional way. Some games end very quickly. This advantage is not obvious to laymen, but in summary, he must have done it on purpose. Suppose, in case, the game time exceeds a certain Over time, these accumulated strategic advantages will snowball..."
And so on.
Halfway through the show, Victor was very energetic. He poked Tai Lun who was doing push-ups next to him and said, "Look, they all think you are a big devil."
The Master Assassin let out a "Yeah", thinking arrogantly in his heart, half a succubus has lived for so many years, if he can't play against this group of human cubs with strategy, then he might as well ram Victor to death.
When the program was about to end, there were some small easter eggs for this issue—a lot of very interesting summary reports. The most eye-catching among them is a "Questionnaire for Players in the Provincial League One", which contains a question "Who is the player you don't want to meet?", 89% of the answers contain the word "Odin" .
There is also a question saying "What do you think is the most challenging thing in today's e-sports?", one of the professional players who did not want to be named wrote with a swipe of a pen: "As you all know, the difficulty of Star League It is arranged like this: Heaven