Victor's daily routine, what should I do if my husband can't close his legs!
What else can I do
The question asked by the old villain is like a succubus kissing someone and then asking "Do you want another kiss?", can there be a negative answer? !
Victor was about to shed two lasagna tears, put his arms around Tyron's neck, and said helplessly: "Okay... okay." You bully me QAQ Taryn finally stopped and hugged Victor Lost an extra figure, let him sit between his waist and abdomen, and then said with a limp: "I'm tired, move yourself."
Victor: "..." Who told you to use up your energy on purpose! Come back and do so many push-ups!
The villain Tai Lun complained first: "Oh, it's you who are at odds with me."
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ah! The mountain has no edges! Heaven and earth together! How can my old antiques be so bad! ! !
Two minutes later, Victor's jacket was still there, but his pants were completely gone. He knelt there nervously, stretched out his hand and touched... to confirm the position.
The old villain put his hands behind his head, and it seemed that he really didn't intend to help at all, but just raised his hips suggestively.
Victor blushed all the way to the base of his neck, swallowing his saliva non-stop, and finally made the mental preparations, raised his head and was ready to die heroically—
Just then the doorbell rang.
Victor: "…"
Tyron: "...don't care!"
The artificial intelligence butler shrank in the stereo, not daring to show up to disturb them, and said weakly: "Sir, there is a self-service taxi outside. A kind lady helped you take the cat home."
As if to confirm what she said, there was a meowing sound outside the door soon.
The self-service taxi is a fully automated means of transportation, which can be used as a luxury express delivery. There will also be an auxiliary robot inside, mainly to help the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled, and pregnant get on and off the bus. Of course... it is also possible to come here with a cat.
If left alone, the robot can hug the cat and stand by the door all day, keeping the visitor lights on.
And obviously, the cat is meowing "Mimi" outside the door!
At this moment, the old villain made a big effort.
Victor trembled all over, and evaded: "No, no, at least let me open the door first."
Tyron: "Don't go."
Victor: "…"
Accompanied by the occasional cat meowing outside the door, Victor "moved on his own" in a state of collapse. Because of his excessive shame, he was extremely sensitive, and after a few months, he finally couldn't help being [beep—— ]Cried.
Satisfied, the old villain finally opened the door and signed for the cat.
This white cat looks young, with a round and flat face, and a pair of blue eyes squinting slightly to look at people.
Tai Lun put it on the coffee table and ordered: "Sit down and don't move."
The cat was so frightened by him that it grew into a full circle. It looked at him without blinking, and tentatively shrunk itself into a ball and lay down on the remote control.
Victor just came out of the bathroom, wet all over, more pitiful than a white cat, lying on his side on the sofa.
Tai Lun observed each person and the cat, and said, "Where did the cat come from?"
The first time this cat appeared was when Victor brought it into the auditorium today. No matter how you think about it, Victor should have gotten it during the short period of time when he went out.
From the looks of it, this cat is still very close to people, and it can be seen that it is a domestic cat. It has been raised by people, it is so soft that it has no bones, and there is no aggressiveness left.
Sure enough, Victor said, "Yes... it's my former roommate's new cat."
Tyron poured a glass of milk for Victor: "He doesn't keep it himself?"
Victor hugged the milk and honestly explained: "Actually, it's the cat his girlfriend wanted to raise, and named it 'Ai Fei'. My roommate didn't like cats at first, but after raising them for more than a year, I found that they are also very cute. , so I gradually fell in love with it. As a result, his girlfriend suddenly told him yesterday that he wanted to raise a child. It turned out that his girlfriend wanted a child. Because he has always disagreed, so he first raised a pet to test... and you Guess what, after he got used to serving Mr. Cat, he thought it would be nice to have a child to accompany the cat."
Tyron: "..."
With a bang of thunder, Old Antique was struck by the thunder.
Victor added: "His girlfriend became pregnant. After she became pregnant, the girl said that the cat was too active, and she wanted to continue raising the baby after giving birth, so... she sent the cat to me by the way. "
Tyron said: "Are they here too?"
Victor nodded: "Yes, come to watch the national competition. My roommate has been a fan of the e-sports circle for a long time. He was the first to take me to follow the game."
The white cat who had been "crossed the river and demolished the bridge" didn't notice their conversation at all. It licked its paws, washed its face, and then suddenly became energetic again, and yelled "meow—" in a hoarse voice.
Tai Lun looked at the little thing again with probing eyes, and stretched out his hand tentatively to pinch its fluffy white paws.
The white cat was a little afraid of him, and its barking turned into a weak "Mi..." in an instant.
Victor leaned on Tai Lun's shoulder and whispered: "Look, cats are indeed similar to children. They need to be served, cared for, and considerate, but cats should be more worry-free. My roommate said, if not I learned how to take care of Mr. Cat, and I really can’t imagine how to raise a child who can make trouble 24 hours a day.”
Tai Lun slowly narrowed his eyes, recalling: "...you like children too?"
Victor was stunned for a moment, and really thought about it: "Children...it's fun. It's very convenient to have a baby now, and many hospitals can guarantee a test tube success rate of over 99%, as long as the genes of both parties are provided. ; And it’s actually not that troublesome to take care of children, we can find a housekeeping robot, and Athena can also help.”
Tai Lun pondered for a moment, but did not speak.
Victor said: "Actually, I didn't think too much about it, I just saw how cute this cat is."
"Hmm." Tai Lun pondered for a while, and reorganized his words after a while before saying, "I didn't contemplate this matter. Future generations... I don't think I can take on this responsibility. Just wait for me to think about it."
To be honest, Victor’s first reaction in his heart was this: My old antique must be due to his childhood experience. He was afraid that he would do the same cruel thing to children, and he was afraid that he would not be able to fulfill his responsibilities as a parent...
Ah, so cruel!
Victor was very distressed, and regretted taking the white cat back to raise him. In fact, he just thought that Old Antique would like it...
When Tai Lun went to see Vitie's mother, although he didn't express anything on the surface, he was actually in a good mood, with a mixed emotion of admiration—Victor saw it, and he felt that his old antique might also I love the bond between father and son.
Victor teased the white cat thoughtfully, almost falling to the ground.
As soon as Tai Lun looked up, he saw his stupid look: "What are you thinking, frowning all the time?"
Victor falters and apologizes to him.
Tai Lun raised his eyebrows, seeing what he was thinking, so he stretched out his long arms, took Victor over, and said, "Child, you think too much. You man simply doesn't like children and pets."
Victor: "…"
Victor was super shocked! How can anyone not like cats in this world!
Tai Lun pinched his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Some things are too soft and weak, they just look beautiful, and if they want to survive, they have to rely on others to take care of them. Do you think I will like this kind of dodder?"
Victor was at a loss: "Take care of others can also be very happy... And if it is a child connected by blood, I guarantee you will like it very much."
Tyron narrowed his eyes and didn't scare him with the succubus story.
Hey, there is no one in the group of demons who can take care of children. The succubus often lures the strong, gives birth to a child with half the blood of the strong, and then eats the child as a Shiquan Dabu pill...
There is no such attribute as "deep love" in nature.
On the contrary, elves are very good at taking care of children. Their nature is that no matter what race they are, they will instinctively want to take care of any cubs. It's a pity that Tyrann had a half-elven mother who wasn't a good example, and he didn't inherit anything from the elf side other than devotion.
All in all, Tyron doesn't like children, doesn't like pets, doesn't like things that are weak and need to be taken care of.
"Let's talk about the children." Finally he said.
Victor expressed shock: "You have never made it so clear that you hate something!"
"Oh, I actually hate it." The master assassin said with a smile, "I also hate stewed watermelon with pork ribs, it really doesn't taste good."
Victor: "…"
Taryn explained lazily: "I have been trained not to show my quirks."
Victor's eyes widened and he asked, "I actually noticed stewed watermelon! I also know that you hate some seafood, and you also hate bitter melon... what else do you hate?"
Tai Lun said: "Oh, it's nothing. Among the food, I probably hate offal, fur, enoki mushrooms, fish heads, green tea, all kinds of hooves... It should be classified. I don't like pork, mutton, duck, and fish. I don’t like black fish, squid, flounder, and yellow croaker, and I don’t like Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum in the dishes…”
Then he reported more than 20 kinds of food in one go.
Victor was so shocked that he was numb. Fortunately, he didn't eat a lot of things in it, so he basically didn't do it.
—Their old antiques are so difficult to serve! It's okay to hate it, but he never said it! ! !
At the end of the report, Tai Lun said: "In comparison, cats are actually not that annoying. If you want to raise one, go get one someday."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand reluctantly and touched the white cat.
The white cat let out a hoarse and lingering cry.
Tai Lun felt a little wrong, and asked, "Is it in heat?"
Victor was still madly taking notes, and he said in a daze, "Hey, it's indeed spring now..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the white cat being touched by Old Antique again, and suddenly its whole body stretched limply, then it raised its tail high and pouted its butt at him.
Tyron: "..."
Victor: "…"
With a "click", the pen fell to the ground, and Victor looked like he had been struck by lightning.
Old Antique touched the female cat in heat twice!