Tai Lun stayed up all night and did a lot of things.
When it was dawn, he was dressed in a punk-style young man's disguise, completely changed his style, wearing a peaked cap, and sat opposite Victor's press conference.
As expected, Bai Qiandu sent someone to pay attention to the press conference, and the person who came was Qi Xun, his loyal dog leg.
Qi Xun also brought three or four people with them, all holding the prepared props, and squeezed into the arena involuntarily.
At that time, Victor was making a statement with several creators, and he was stunned when he saw Qi Xun coming in. All the reporters turned around to look at them.
Qi Xun said: "Viki is really shameless, and even the villain is the first to sue! It is obviously your people who copied our painter first!"
The three or four people he brought moved very quickly, crackling and pasting many copied paintings in the venue, and shouted: "Wiki plagiarism! These are all our paintings, we have already signed a contract with Le Wei!"
Qi Xun also said: "The video made by our resident god Bai Qiandu was also taken away by you! Bai Qiandu didn't authorize you at all, you are infringing!"
They actually hit back and accused Wikipediars of plagiarism!
Victor really didn't expect to have this trick, and he couldn't help being shocked by their brazenness, and said, "This is our press conference, please don't disrupt order here!"
Qi Xun didn't care about it at all, he was here to stir up trouble, just posted pictures with his subordinates everywhere, and while posting, he fabricated rumors out of nothing, fabricating many evil deeds of wiki.
The reporters who don't know the truth can only record everything first, whispering at the same time, unable to understand what is going on.
Qi Xun was triumphant, feeling that he had successfully kicked Victor's restaurant with this trick.
At this time, Victor said: "I warned you, but you didn't listen. In this case, I called the police!"
Report, call the police
The gangsters have never seen such a person who called the police before making a noise. Qi Xun thought about it and said, "Report! Anyway, Bai Qiandu's video has not been authorized by you, and you reposted it privately! We are also responsible for calling the police." reason!"
Without further ado, Victor called the police.
How fast the interstellar police came, there were two people standing in the venue within a minute.
Qi Xun went up and complained first: "Comrade police! They are the first to infringe!"
Policeman: "What infringement, we are not internet police, we are not in charge of this."
Qi Xun: "???"
The policeman looked at the situation and said to Victor: "You are the one who reported someone blatantly destroying private property, right?"
Victor looked obedient, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, we have arranged thousands of walls for this venue, and the camera they smashed down is worth 200,000 yuan."
Qi Xun: "?!" Wait? Nima! Why don't you follow the routine? ! !
The two policemen took pictures of the paintings posted on the wall, and another picture of the broken camera, and said to Qi Xun, "Please come with us."
Qi Xun looked confused and said, "Wait! Comrade police! I want to sue them for copyright infringement!"
The policeman said: "I said it, infringement is not our responsibility."
Qi Xun's heart seemed to have ten thousand mud horses galloping past. Victor really didn't follow the routine!
He looked around and felt that something was wrong, so he blew a whistle immediately, pushed the two policemen away with a bang, and rushed out the door!
Policeman: "..." What's the situation, I just took it over to ask a question, the reaction was so intense, it seemed like we were acting as an arrest scene?
In fact, there were a lot of petty thefts, and when he saw the police, he would naturally feel fearful. Qi Xun was unwilling to follow him to the police station, no matter how trivial it was.
So he rushed to the door, and the moment he pushed the door happily—
There was a loud bang.
A transparent glass cage completely covered Qi Xun and his group.
The policeman looked puzzled, called out the system authority, glued Qi Xun's hands together, and said, "What age is it, and there are still people running like this? Don't know if we can arrest people directly? It's inexplicable."
Victor happily stepped forward, shook hands with the policeman and said, "Comrade, you have worked hard, you have worked hard."
The policeman said: "Oh, it's okay, brother, you look like a serious person. If you deal with this kind of person in the future, just call the police."
Victor said, "Okay, okay, we're all law-abiding citizens."
Outdoors, Tai Lun couldn't help but lowered his peaked cap a bit.
... I planned to help out when I needed it, but I didn't expect his Xiao Ke to be very powerful.
When the police took Qi Xun out, Tai Lun walked over silently.
People came and went on the street, but no one noticed Tyronn wearing a disguise.
He walked out of an alley, holding a huge famous painting "Starry Sky" in his hand, and passed by a group of people leisurely.
The policemen only stopped for a second, and when he passed by, they didn't notice anything at all.
Qi Xun just happened to see a starry sky passing by in front of him.
He froze for a moment, and his eyes became confused.
Qi Xun: The sky is so beautiful, I... I should be an old dog, I am looking at the sky? Yes, I am a dog!
next second.
The police suddenly realized that something was wrong with Qi Xun? !
Qi Xun first roared "Wow", then suddenly landed on all fours, crawled on the spot three and a half times, and then bit the policeman's hand with a groan.
Of course the virtual world cannot cause harm, but the police were taken aback!
Qi Xun took a bite and didn't think much of it. He jumped up on the spot, happily rushed towards the electric pole, and then raised his hind legs... a big piece of his crotch was wet.
Everyone on the street: dumbfounded.jpg
After a while, the commotion outside the door alarmed the people inside.
There happened to be a large group of comrade journalists inside, and when they saw the excitement outside, they were so excited that they came up and took pictures of Qi Xun.
Qi Xun's buddies were also dumbfounded, and shouted: "Qi, Brother Qi! You never fucking said you were mentally ill?"
Qi Xun turned his head and inhaled his scent vigorously through his nose. He probably felt it was very familiar. He immediately rushed up, hugged his two legs, and began to twist his waist and swing his hips vigorously, making a piston movement with the air.
Qi Xun: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"
Everyone: "..."
Reporters: "..." My mother, this buddy is forcing big news.
While thinking about it, the reporters marked Qi Xun's words recorded just now—the words of a mental patient have no reference value, and it would be a joke to show the audience a joke.
The policeman looked black, unwilling to approach Qi Xun in person, so he continued to use system commands to tie him up firmly, and carried him back to the police station.
A few minutes later, Bai Qiandu received the message like this: [Boss! Qi Xun fell into a mental illness, thought he was a dog, attacked the police, and was locked up! To be detained for more than three days! ] "..." Bai Qiandu once suspected that he hadn't woken up. After reading the message again, he dropped his phone in a frenzy, "Crazy! What's the matter!"
He was too lazy to go to the police station to bail out his psychotic brother, so he went to the battle himself and made a news: Wiki.com privately reprinted his video (teaching "instant cut", the pirated flashing video), and he decided to put Wiki take to court!
Then he was quite popular, of course not because of this reason, but because his little brother played a perfect dog in the police station!
As Qi Xun's boss, many reporters came to ask him about Qi Xun's daily life.
Bai Qiandu said frantically: "You guys have a cat disease! What does Qi Xun's mental illness have to do with me? I'm just his boss. Just because he's sick doesn't mean I'm sick!"
Bai Qiandu worked desperately to bring the topic back, and said: "I will definitely sue Wiki, especially their boss Li Weike, they have violated my rights as a creator!"
Reporter: "But how did I hear that you uploaded the video to Wiki in person, and later changed your claim that you did not authorize it because you failed to seek cooperation?"
Bai Qiandu said: "You have the final say and I have the final say? Don't I know about my own authorization?!"
Reporter: "Oh, what do you think about Victor also going to court?"
Bai Qiandu was triumphant: "Come on, let's go to court! Didn't he claim to protect property rights? Now my property rights are being violated by Wiki, let's see how he ends up!"
"..." The reporter interrupted his imagination and said, "Wait a minute, Mr. Bai, Mr. Li Weike didn't sue you for copyright issues. He sued you for placing false advertisements, rumors, spreading pornography, obscenity, pornography and violence. Information, and privately selling customer privacy, and... did you know that there are viruses and Trojan horses in the advertisements on your website, which have caused a total of tens of millions of social property losses?"
Bai Qiandu: "..."
At that moment, Bai Qiandu's expression was exactly the same as that of Qi Xun at that time.
It's almost like a dog gnawed on mud and fell to the ground. Before he could feel the pain, he suddenly found that his front teeth had all fallen out.
Bai Qiandu: I... you... Victor? ! Nima, why don't you follow the routine! ! ! Why!
Later, regarding the lawsuit, Bai Qiandu called Victor.
Before Bai Qiandu could speak, Victor said, "It's too late to regret now, why did you go earlier?"
Bai Qiandu almost sprayed his old blood on the screen, and said furiously: "You wait for me! Even if you win your lawsuit, I will still win my copyright lawsuit! Then what are you talking about to protect copyright?"
Victor said innocently: "Don't you know that copyright lawsuits are easy to procrastinate? If you procrastinate, so will I. Let's wait a year before you win or lose your copyright lawsuit."
Bai Qiandu: "..."
Victor added: "There is a virus in your ad, will you apologize to your customers? I contacted them yesterday, and I also provided them with legal assistance."
Bai Qiandu almost had a heart attack, panting like a bull, roaring, "Wait!"
Victor: "Waiting, isn't this group of people who only eat pirated copies raised by you? You have raised them carefully for so long, and provided so many resources for 'free' to watch, and now you turn around and find that there is a virus , and immediately they turn around and bite you. How does it feel?"
Bai Qiandu said: "A group of hot chickens! Brazen! [Beep—]'s [beep—]! [Beep—]!"
Victor imitated Tai Lun, folded his hands on his chest, and said, "The hot chicken is angry at the hot chicken, and the scum and the scum bite each other."