Since then, the goddess' friend request has not received a reply from "Odin", neither agreeing nor refusing, and it has become an unsolved case.
What's more, who doesn't know why: Why did this player with the ID "Odin" who became a god in the second-star province (the Earth region) suddenly come to the third-star province to play matchmaking
It's fine to play matchmaking, and he won N consecutive victories in a short time, and his opponents exaggerated one by one-finally sent his matching points to the first place in the third-star province! !
The points of the top three in the third star province usually look like this: 2693, 2688, 2685, fluctuating up and down.
In this division, if you win a game, you can gain a few points, but if you lose a game, you can lose more than a dozen points. It is not easy to improve.
Then there are points rewards for consecutive victories. After Odin won the third goddess, the goddess was directly stepped on to 2669, and he himself boarded 2808.
This is very embarrassing!
In the third Samsung province, a large number of veteran players, star players, and popular passers-by are all competing for this match ranking, but suddenly a desperately high score drops from the sky—if he keeps playing, the score will gradually become normal, but he doesn’t continue beated.
He only left a beautiful and heavy legend in the third Samsung province.
On that day, the ghost knows what the contestants who made it to the top went through.
On that day, Xiao Ke knew what Odin had gone through.
The old antique master assassin happily finished fighting the Balrog, and it was rare to feel that the fight was very satisfying, and suddenly found something——
Wait, are you planning to play only one match? It's been three hours now? ?
Tyron went offline immediately.
But it was too late.
He saw a poker with an expressionless face, sitting on a chair, looking at him quietly and quietly.
The two looked at each other.
Tyron: "...I can explain."
Xiao Ke didn't change his face, and said plainly: "Male god, you are so cute."
Tyron: "..."
Xiao Ke: "I also did this kind of thing secretly when I was young. Do you know? If my mommy catches me surfing the Internet secretly, she will lock me between the two doors for an afternoon, and let me learn what is ' Dilemma'; she said that she would put me between two door panels and hang upside down on the balcony next time, and let me learn the idiom 'can't move', so I never did it again... "
Ah, the old antique master assassin actually felt the chill on the back of his neck.
Tai Lun coughed, and in order to restore the dignity of the elder, he said, "Actually, I encountered some accidents, and I didn't expect time to pass so quickly."
Xiao Ke said: "I told my mommy that when I was young. Mommy said it was the 'virtual reality time relativity theory' invented by Xingwang."
Tai Lun: "..." I can't understand.
Old Antique felt the malice of the Great Interstellar Era.
Master Assassin thought about it for a while, and said to Xiao Ke, "I have a lot of things to give you."
This time it was Victor's turn to tense up and asked, "What is it?"
Tai Lun: "Peng's feathers, Kun's scales, Balrog's heart."
Tai Lun walked over and knelt down, looked at Xiao Ke with a smile, and said, "Stretch out your hand."
Just seeing him tilt his head and give him a malicious and cute smile, Victor is crisp!
Fortunately, he already had the foresight! He sat on a chair—neither soft on his feet nor easy to be walled off, what a great foresight!
Victor held out his hand hesitantly.
Talon grabbed his palm and kissed it.
Kiss! I also scratched my eyelashes a few times, it was very itchy!
Victor almost trembled, watching Tyron raise his head.
Then Tai Lun said: "Just now I made a slip of the tongue, it wasn't the Balrog, it was the Succubus."
Victor: "…"
Knowingly hit.
KO
The whole person is crisp, ah, it seems to be flying in the sky.
Victor couldn't sit still at all. He stretched out his hand to change Tai Lun's neck, couldn't help but hugged him hard and said, "I'm finished, my chest is so numb... You can check if I have a bad heart?"
Like an attached child, he rubbed against Tai Lun's neck indiscriminately, as if he had been bullied by him just now.
The master assassin couldn't stand this kid's acting like a baby, so he couldn't help pinching his face, and really bullied him, saying, "Lie down, let me check?"
Xiao Ke: "???"
Tai Lun bit his earlobe, which was close at hand, and said with a smile: "I can not only check the heart, but also check whether the functions of other places are normal."
Victor: "..." Well, so dirty! This time it must not be me wanting to be crooked, it must be your intention!
Tai Lun: "I can use regular postures for 'inspection', and I can also do irregular ones; I can do it with bare hands, or with the help of equipment and equipment; of course, I will also instruct you to cooperate..."
Seriously, dignified and serious.
Victor blushed from the face to the base of his neck. He tugged at his collar, but he didn't feel any cooler. He could only grit his teeth and say, "I will too! I will point! Check!"
Tai Lun laughed, his chest was shaking, and then he laughed and said provocatively: "Come and fight me? Let me give you a hand."
Victor suddenly became angry in his heart, and the evil grew out of his guts. He was about to tear off his clothes in a hurry, and punish this male god who committed crimes on the spot!
Suddenly, a person at the door said quietly:
"I will also point the finger."
Victor: "…"
The speaker is a family doctor.
He walked in from the door and said with a blank expression: "Mr. Victor, ten minutes ago, you told me to come over immediately to check Mr. Odin's body. You also said that he stayed in the online world for about three hours You were worried about him - I thought it was a very serious situation and drove here."
Victor looked like a student who was caught cheating by the teacher, and immediately sat upright, his face still flushed red: "... yes, I'm sorry doctor! I, I, I, we were just joking!"
The doctor stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and said coldly: "Lie down, who wants to be accused?"
Victor: "…"
Taryn looked amused, stood up, put one hand on Victor's shoulder, and said to the doctor: "Okay, let's do a cardiovascular examination."
Tai Lun's heart: only I can tease Xiao Ke.
The family doctor was notified by Victor when he had a disagreement, and rushed over to the abused dog, feeling a surge of sadness in his heart.
After the routine examination, he drew some blood for recording, and then said: "There is nothing wrong with surfing the Internet just now, and the nervous system is very healthy. But I saw that your forearm muscles are not used to it. Have you done some research in the past two days?" Strenuous exercise?"
"One or two times in the morning," says Taryn. Warm up with flash.
Doctor: "..." Morning? Strenuous exercise? !
The doctor's anger has been raised to another level!
He said heavily: "You young people, you don't know how to control yourself at all! What will you do when you're not young anymore! Now you're just patronizing nonsense, and if something goes wrong, don't you care about your 'sex' for the rest of your life?!"
Victor understood in seconds!
Tai Lun was still thinking about the flashing things in his heart, so he said when he heard this: "That's not okay? I still want to teach him to come together. He still didn't learn everything last time I taught him. The posture of his feet is not correct. I always feel a little regretful..."
Victor's face was flushed, and he reached out and grabbed Tai Lun's skirt with all his strength, telling him to stop talking, while stammering, "No, no, no, it's not that kind of doctor...you listen to me!"
doctor:"… "
The doctor took out his cell phone expressionlessly.
The passionate music dinged: "Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn!!"
Victor who understood in seconds again: "..."
The old antique Tyrannosaurus again: "???"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, cheap hand."
The family doctor was tortured with bruises all over his body, and his heart was stagnant. With a loud bang, he closed his box angrily, and walked out as dumbly as a robot.
Victor was still sitting on the chair, and said blankly: "I always feel like I did something very sorry for him..."
Tai Lun couldn't help laughing, bowed his head and kissed him and said: "I forgot just now, I have something to talk to him, just wait a while."
Victor nodded and watched Tyron go out.
After a while, Victor came to his senses: Is this the case of secretly surfing the Internet? This will not work!
Victor called out Athena, the AI steward, and said, "Athena! Come out and set permissions!"
Athena: "Yes, master."
Victor: "When I'm not around, Mr. Odin is strictly prohibited from surfing the Internet. Every time he tries, he must record and notify me!"
Athena: "Okay, master, hee hee hee hee..."
Victor: "What are you laughing at?"
Athena: "Mr. Odin kissed you just now. You just licked the icing and sent the shells back..."
Victor: ╭(╯^╰)╮I want you to talk more!
On the other end, Tai Lun chased the family doctor out.
The two met at the door.
As soon as the doctor saw Tai Lun, his eyes turned into dead fish eyes: "Is there anything else you can do, Mr. Odin?"
Tai Lun said: "It's inconvenient to say just now, regarding the Suzaku Empire's law on consciousness projection surgery, is there a clause saying that you can apply for a brand new citizenship?"
The doctor said: "There is a law, but it is only valid for the citizens of the Suzaku Empire. If you go through the immigration procedures now, it will take three months before you can apply..."
Tyron thought for a while.
Unexpectedly, the doctor said again: "It seems that you don't know what Victor was busy with last week?"
Tai Lun raised his eyebrows: "Indeed, he kind of avoids me."
The doctor said: "Oh, he may be shy. It's like this: There is a foundation that provides some free funding for some terminally ill patients to undergo consciousness projection surgery. Now their foundation has a big name on the Internet, and they are calling on the parliament to consider following the example of the Suzaku Empire and try out this 'new citizen law' in the Rising Sun Alliance."
Taren paused and said, "He did it to..."
The doctor said: "In order to let you have the freedom to choose to join the Suzaku Empire or stay in the Rising Sun Alliance."
Upon hearing this, Tai Lun said, "I see, thank you."
After the doctor left, Tai Lun stood at the door, sighed helplessly, smiled and went back to find Victor for dinner.
To apply for the citizenship of the Suzaku Empire, the most convenient way is... to get married.
Victor seems to have figured out that he has no plans to get married anytime soon.
But Victor probably didn't know that Tai Lun didn't have this plan because he didn't want him to think that the proposal was for the citizenship of the Suzaku Empire.
It has nothing to do with that.