The pig market is 70 to 80 kilometers away from Qingxi Village. The car of the program team has been behind the tail of the pig transporter, smelling suffocating.
When the car drove into the country road, the pig truck jumped three feet high on the uneven road. The people in the program team even suspected that Li Zhao would be popped out.
"It's ruthless, it's too ruthless." The staff saw Li Zhao holding the railing of the car with one hand, his hair messy in the wind, but still smiling and chatting with the farmers, and the admiration came spontaneously.
"Brother, I'm very worried that the audience will scold us for being ruthless when this show is broadcast."
Although it really has nothing to do with them, will the audience believe it
No, they won't, they only know how to scold them for Zhou Pipi, Mammy Rong.
"I don't believe it. After he goes to the village, he can handle it with ease." The staff are not discouraged or give up. For the face and status of the production team, he must be strong!
Qingxi Village is a poor village, and its economic conditions have gradually improved in recent years, but compared with the towns in big cities, it is still far behind.
The farmer's surname is Zhang, who is almost 60 years old, and his children are all working outside. During his stay in the village these years, he rarely saw a handsome and gentle boy like Li Zhao. Before going out, the village chief informed everyone that there will be celebrities coming to their village to record programs in the past few days.
The two chatted happily along the way, and when the car stopped at the entrance of the village, Uncle Zhang was still a little unfulfilled.
It was a pleasure chatting with this girl.
"Zhaozhao, this is your task card." The staff handed a card.
Li Zhao opened the card and took a look: "Bring two staff members to dinner at the fellow's home."
"Who's house, go to my house." Uncle Zhang skillfully put straw ropes on the two piglets, and said cheerfully: "Today I have stewed bacon at home, which is very fragrant. Baby, let's go, Uncle has packed your food. ."
After speaking, he looked at the staff of the production team: "Are you Wazi's colleagues? Let's go, let's go together!"
No, it's already past the meal time. The shot they imagined should be Li Zhao with a shy face, going to each household to ask fellow villagers if they have anything to eat, struggling to make a living.
Uncle, you are so enthusiastic, the show is very difficult to do.
The staff looked at Li Zhao secretly, hoping that he would refuse.
But when Li Zhao heard the word "bacon", his eyes were already the same as Pikachu, and his head was nodding like a treetop blown by the strong wind: "Okay, okay, uncle, I'll help you lead pig."
The newly bought pig is timid and will not follow people obediently. It needs to be dragged back with great effort.
The straw rope was strong and not easy to strangle the piglet. Li Zhao took the rope and dragged it. The piglet's four hooves made several long marks on the mud.
Program group: "… "
In order to go to a fellow countryman to eat bacon, Li Zhao is taking his life!
A good young man, don't have the burden of idols
"Zhaozhao, how did you think of taking the pig cart back?" The staff asked after Li Zhao, "Is it a coincidence?"
"The terrain of Qingxi Village is relatively remote, and almost every household has the habit of raising pigs and eating meat. In addition, many villagers will raise piglets after the spring, so I went to the pig market to try my luck." Speaking of this, Li Zhao There are still some regrets: "If the price of the second senior brother continued to rise recently, and I was worried that the uncle would not take me, I could have saved a few more dollars."
staff member:"… "
No, you really have saved enough.
After dragging the pig across the ridge and climbing the small slope, everyone finally came to the door of Uncle Zhang's house.
"Old man, is there a guest here?" An aunt with short hair and an apron came out, her eyes locked on Li Zhao at once: "This child is so good-looking, is this girl's boyfriend?"
Everyone has a love for beauty, regardless of age. Even aunts have the right to appreciate beauty.
"What nonsense, this is a big star from the city." Uncle Zhang blushed, and said to his wife, "Go to the soil and get some fresh vegetables and stir-fry a few plates, Wazi and his friends will be with us at noon. dinner at home."
"Okay, okay." The aunt smiled and greeted Li Zhao warmly to enter the room and sit down.
"Thank you, aunt, I'll help the uncle put the piglets in the pigsty." Li Zhao dragged the humming pig and asked Uncle Zhang, "Uncle, where is your pigsty?"
"The pigsty is dirty, how can I let you go."
"It's okay, I brought clothes before I went out, and I'll change clothes later." Li Zhao saw that there were no young adults at Uncle Zhang's house, so he simply helped him finish things first.
Uncle Zhang saw that he was so persistent, so he had to take Li Zhao to the pigsty.
The pigsty in the countryside is made strong, and it is not easy for pigs to escape or open. Li Zhao saw that Uncle Zhang had been driving for a long time, but he couldn't open the entrance of the pigsty. He bent down and clamped the pig's ear with one hand, untied the straw rope around its neck, and carried the piglet into the pigsty with both hands.
Into the pigpen!
Into the pigpen!
The camera legs are shaking. Is this really an actor from an idol drama
Really? !
The piglet is still screaming, and it uses the most shrill cry to pay homage to the freedom that it does not exist at all.
After putting the two piglets in the pigsty, the aunt took Li Zhao to wash and wash his face enthusiastically, and also deliberately vacated the master bedroom and let Li Zhao go in to change clothes.
After changing his clothes and shoes, Li Zhao saw his aunt beckoning to him from behind the door.
He trotted over, and the aunt pulled him to the kitchen, and then... brought him a few pieces of lean bacon the size of a palm, and whispered, "Come on, try it if it suits your appetite."
The kitchen door creaked open, and the dark camera was looking at the bowl of meat in Li Zhao's hand.
The eyes of Li Zhao and the camera met in the air. At this moment, the air seemed to be filled with a faint embarrassment.
"I asked Wazi to come and help me taste the saltiness of the dish." Aunt found the largest piece in the bowl and stuffed it in Li Zhao's mouth, then picked a small piece, tore off half and handed it to the camera: "You too Come here?"
Camera: "… "
Aunt, you are very like the villain mother in the family ethics drama, who prefers the younger son and secretly feeds all the good things to the younger son. This kind of person will be slapped in the face in the end, do you know
Aunt didn't know, and didn't want to know, she was just worried that there would be too many visitors, so that this good-looking young man would not have enough bacon.
"It's delicious, salty and mild." Under the camera, Li Zhao shamelessly finished eating the bacon, and touched two more slices in the bowl, one for aunt and one for himself, and then helped aunt burn the wood stove.
Uncle and aunt's cooking pot is very big, and the firewood is burning vigorously. When the dishes are in the pot, the whole room is filled with smoke.
"Auntie, is the fire still hotter?"
"Yes, the fire needs to be vigorous, and the fried dishes are delicious."
After cooking the dishes, Li Zhao happily helped the aunt to bring the dishes to the bowl, with his expectation for lunch written all over his face. This made the program team have to wonder if the child was under the strict supervision of the agent and never had enough to eat. Now that the agent is not around, he was finally released.
When the meal was on the table, Uncle Zhang wanted to take out the medicinal wine that he had kept for many years and pour a glass for Li Zhao, but Li Zhao quickly refused: "Uncle, I don't drink."
Uncle Zhang persuaded him a few times, but when he saw that Li Zhao really didn't drink, he didn't give it to him.
"My wine is pure grain wine, and I can't drink it outside." Seeing that Li Zhao didn't drink it, the uncle still had some regrets in his heart: "Wozi, you should eat more. Young guys need to eat more meat to grow taller."
After speaking, he took clean chopsticks and gave Li Zhao a small bowl of bacon.
Several staff members of the program group: …
There is an illusion of being excluded by uncles and aunts.
After the meal, Li Zhao helped Uncle Zhang to feed the pigs and dogs, carrying the peanuts sent by the uncle and aunt, and then reluctantly walked to the village chief's house and joined the director's team.
Along the way, Li Zhao helped a fellow villager's corn nutrition group to cover the plastic film that had been removed by the wind, and also went to look at the newly grafted fruit trees. When passing by the fish pond, he helped the fishing uncle net a large grass carp.
Staff: They...really not filming "The Book of Getting Rich"
When they arrived at the village chief's house, the accompanying staff breathed a sigh of relief. Staying with Li Zhao again would affect their sense of accomplishment in tossing with artists.
The members of the director's team had already watched all of Li Zhao's performances on the monitor, and expressed deep admiration for this new guest's fighting power.
When Li Zhao entered the door, the director team stood up to greet him.
A boy who can carry a piglet with one hand may also be able to carry a person.
"Welcome Li Zhao to join our little family." The director shook hands with Li Zhao: "Before you came, your agent must have mentioned to you that the conditions of our show are a bit difficult, please overcome it, and when you go back, I will pay for it myself. Invite your guest group to a feast."
"Thank you Director, it's good here, it's not hard." Li Zhao looked around the room and saw no other guests: "Have the other teachers arrived?"
"They've all arrived." What the director didn't say is that while you were helping the uncle sweep the pigsty and eat the bacon, other guests were knocking on the door begging for food.
"This is where you live, look for it according to the road signs." The director handed Li Zhao a task card: "You are already familiar with the village now. Except for the camera, we will not specially arrange staff to accompany you."
After thinking for a while, he added: "Before I came, I had asked the village chief to let the fellow villagers tie the dog at home, don't be afraid."
It's good that the director didn't remind him. As soon as he reminded him, Li Zhao thought of the superior guest who was bitten by a dog.
He glanced at the director silently, his calf was a little cold.
It was very cold in the early spring in the mountains. Li Zhao put on his coat and looked for his place with the simple line map in his hand.
"Grandma, there are big stars here!"
A child saw Li Zhao and shouted, "Come out and see the stars."
"Hello, little one." Li Zhao waved to a few children who ran out to watch him: "Have you eaten yet?"
Facing the camera, the children were a little embarrassed and smiled shyly towards Li Zhao.
Li Zhao stepped forward and touched the head of the little boy headed, and took out a bag of unopened biscuits from his coat pocket: "Come on, meet and greet."
The child wanted to pick it up, but was too embarrassed to pick it up.
Li Zhao put the biscuits in the child's hands: "See you next time."
The camera reminded in a low voice, "Zhaozhao, you have been walking for almost twenty minutes."
Li Zhao waved to the children again, dragged the suitcase and continued to walk: "Camera teacher, do you know what you need to do if you want to get along in the village?"
Camera: ?
No, no, I don't want to know at all, I just know that we are here to record the program, not to participate in the selection of the village committee.
"First of all, you must be the leader of the children. Those who have children will have the best news in the village." Li Zhao said triumphantly, "I watched your program before I came here. Many activities need local reminders."
Camera: "… "
I think you want to be the king of children.
When Li Zhao found the house where he lived, there was another guest living in it. This guest was chased by a few geese to climb a tree in the show, and finally the emoji was spread all over the Internet. The powerful actor Xiang Zhen.
Since participating in this show, Xiang Zhen's serious and cold baggage has been smashed into slag, and he can't even pick it up.
"Hello, teacher." Li Zhao bowed towards Zhen.
"Just call me Brother Xiang." Xiang Zhen saw that Li Zhao was white and tender, and even the suitcases were popular among luxury brands, so he secretly complained in his heart that the program group gave him such a teammate, intending to let them take the last place one
Regardless, friendship comes first and competition comes second.
The two shook hands, and Xiang Zhen led Li Zhao into the room. In the room less than ten square meters, there were two steel-frame beds, with the quilt and bed cover on the bed, and they hadn't started to tidy up yet.
Before Xiang Zhen could speak, Li Zhao put down the suitcase, quickly put on the quilt, and made the bed: "Brother Xiang, which bed do you sleep on?"
Xiang Zhen didn't expect Li Zhao's hands and feet to be so agile, so he patted Li Zhao's shoulder excitedly: "The program team finally sent a general to me, thank you to the whole family of the program team!"
The director sitting next to the monitor at this time: "..."
No, it's completely different from their plan.
Xiang Zhen has a cheerful personality, and he has no prejudice against Li Zhao, a newcomer who is famous for making online dramas. Especially when he heard that Li Zhao could still cook, he looked at Li Zhao as if he was looking at his own younger brother.
After tidying up the room, the guests had an hour to rest. Li Zhao quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Yan Ting.
Zhaozhao had good luck: I ate bacon at my hometown at noon, it was super fragrant, and if it wasn't for the camera shooting me, I would have eaten two bowls of rice.
Although the show team has been shocked by his appetite.
Zhaozhao has good luck: the people in the program group are all very good, they didn't deliberately make things difficult, and the air is good. It was a little cold, but luckily you asked the housekeeper to bring me an extra coat.
After a while, Yan Ting replied to his message.
Yan Ting: Well, pay attention to your body.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, all the guests gathered at the drying venue, and Li Zhao finally officially met with the other four guests. Among these guests, there are singers, opera actors, sketch actors, and hosts. Li Zhao is the only traffic person.
Everyone showed great enthusiasm for Li Zhao's arrival, and asked Li Zhao if he could do farm work without any pretense.
"Young people are good, young people have good physical strength."
"Yes, yes, hands and feet are also quick." The sketch actor Qian Duoxi tapped on the shoulder: "Xiang Zhen, why don't we change the team members, I will replace Zhang Kui with you."
Zhang Kui: ? ?
"You called me Xiao Kuikui not long ago, but today you will trade me for a young and handsome guy?" Zhang Kui wiped away his tears: "Brother Qian, you are so ruthless."
"Welcome all the guests to the recording site of "Return to the Mountains". Now we applaud and welcome the new guests in this issue. Li Zhao is responsible for the appearance of this show!"
"Thank you, everyone." Li Zhao put his hands together.
The host asked loudly, "I haven't seen you for a while, do you miss me?"
The place was silent.
"It's fine, I think everyone is fine." The host wiped his face: "What's the slogan of our show team?"
"Just survive!"
"Don't herd cows!"
"Don't kill the sheep!"
Li Zhao took a step back silently, this program group... is a life-threatening mode.
Their first task is to help the elderly in the village dig the ground to weed.
Everyone resignedly carried their hoes and came to the fields. They saw Li Zhao rolled up his sleeves and turned his wool vest forward. He raised the hoes and started weeding, digging the ground, and shoveling the large pieces of soil into small pieces with a hoe.
The five guests all opened their mouths.
"I was wrong. I shouldn't call the show crew a dog. In fact, they still have human nature. At least they arranged Zhaozhao to be with us."
"Da Liu, it's not that we despise you, it's that Zhaozhao is too capable."
Da Liu was the unlucky guest who was bitten by the dog.
Xiang Zhen dragged the basket on his back to pick up weeds, and asked Li Zhao curiously, "Little Li, how can you even know this?"
"This is quite simple. As long as you find the right position to hold the hoe, you can get twice the result with half the effort." Li Zhao pointed to the handle of the hoe: "For example, this is the focus point. We consider the thickness and softness of the soil, as well as the size of the soil after raising the hoe. high… "
Xiang Zhen: "..."
He can understand every word, but it seems that he can't understand it together.
The camera shot towards the ignorant and helpless Xiang Zhen, and came to a close-up with no blind spots in all directions.
After digging the ground, everyone was exhausted, but the director team arranged for them to help the old lady in the village find the chickens that had not been returned to the cage.
In the wailing sound, everyone dragged their heavy steps and began to look for chickens in the mountains and fields.
For poor farmers, a chicken is already considered an important property, but several guests all grew up in towns, and they really don't know where to start.
Before he could go far, Li Zhao heard a scream. He turned his head to look. Zhang Kui rolled out of the bushes, followed by a big red-crowned rooster. ass conspiracy.
Seeing Li Zhao, Zhang Kui seemed to have seen his relatives, and rushed towards Li Zhao: "Little Li, the most handsome guy in the world, help."
Not only did Li Zhao not save him, but he turned around and ran away.
"What are you running for!" Zhang Kui was desperate.
"The rooster can fly!" Li Zhao shouted as he ran, "I can't beat it."
"You can't even beat a chicken, what about your dignity as a popular artist?"
"proceed if you can!"
Zhang Kui can't do it.
The two ran desperately until the owner of the rooster found something was wrong and called the rooster back, saving their lives.
"Why are the geese, dogs, and even chickens so powerful in my fellow villagers?" Zhang Kui supported his legs and gasped constantly: "I think of me, Zhang Kui, who was also a bully in the community when I was a child, but today I lost to the big rooster. "
"Brother Zhang, how did you provoke it?" Li Zhao stood up against the tree: "A rooster with bright feathers and a thick and powerful cockroach has a very strong fighting power."
"I saw it with a hen, so I wanted to see if that hen was the one lost by the aunt's family..." Zhang Kui said more and more softly: "It seems that I did something wrong."
"Let's go, let's keep looking." Li Zhao's physical strength was better than Zhang Kui's, and he didn't breathe too hard. The two walked along the path for a while and saw several children in the field, wearing plastic sheets and holding yellow thorns in their hands. The stick plays the role of a martial arts master.
"All heroes!" Li Zhao clasped his fists towards the children: "I have something important to ask for, so please help me out."
"It's over, it's over!" Behind the monitor, the director patted his thigh and said, "There's a child in here, see where we put the chicken."
Who would have thought that Li Zhao would be so despicable and shameless that even children would take advantage of it!
"I know, I know." One of the children raised his hand and put the Huang Jing stick to his waist: "I'll take you there."
"Thank you, heroes, you are really just people." Li Zhao solemnly gave them a clasped fist salute, and the children giggled and returned the salute.
"Come with me, children."
This is a jump from the martial arts studio to the Journey to the West studio.
Finally, in a dry grass, they found the big hen with its legs tied.
"Hey, who is the villain who kidnapped this chicken so far?" Li Zhao picked up the big hen and thanked the "heroes": "Thank you all the heroes, we will have a future."
"Strong man walk slowly!" The children played happily.
"This time, I would like to ask you all to take care of yourself and study well in the school."
"Heroes don't need to study."
"Who said heroes don't need to study?" Li Zhao raised his eyebrows: "If you don't study hard, the martial arts master wrote a poem that scolds you, but you can't understand it. The undercover agent wrote you a secret letter, but you couldn't understand it either. A hero without a good hand and talent can't be a first-class hero, do you understand?"
"real?"
"Of course." Li Zhao stuffed the chicken to Zhang Kui, put his hands behind his back, and acted like an expert, fooling these little kids a few years old: "You've seen it in TV shows, but you can't read. A master of writing?"
The children shook their heads.
"That's right." Li Zhao smiled with satisfaction: "If you want to practice magic, you must first understand martial arts secrets."
Looking up at the sky, Li Zhao stroked the children's heads: "Masters, it's getting late, it's time for you to go home. I'm going to take this kidnapped chicken to see the government."
On the director's side, the director was drinking Coke and shaking Erlang's legs: "This new guest is very interesting."
The guests who can play with these bear children for so long and have the same fun as children, probably can't find anyone other than Li Zhao.
Retrieving the aunt's chicken, the guests finally got a reward - a sweet potato dinner.
"Qingxi Village is rich in sweet potatoes." When everyone was having a good time, the host appeared again, and he pretended not to see the disgusting eyes of the guests: "Sweet potatoes are full of treasures, but because there are too many people planting them in Qingxi Village, it is very difficult to make sweet potatoes. I will sell it, so I invite all the guests tomorrow to help my fellow villagers sell 1,000 catties of sweet potatoes."
"A thousand pounds?"
Xiang Zhen was seriously frightened, this program group is not human!
The next morning, Xiang Zhen woke up from his sleep and saw Li Zhao lying on the ground, writing and drawing on a cardboard.
When he got up and looked, he saw the cardboard that read "Black Heart Program Group, forcing artists to sell sweet potatoes. The best sweet sweet potatoes with red hearts are 80 cents a pound. As long as you give a piece of love, we can find us home. money."
Xiang Zhen silently sat back on the bed.
Young man, awesome!
In the morning in Beijing, Yan Ting drank a small bowl of porridge with a stern face under the supervision of the housekeeper.
"Sir, you were great today."
"Don't talk like Li Zhao." Yan Ting put down the bowl and picked up the phone. Li Zhao just sent him a message.
Zhaozhao has good luck: Tingting, I'm going to set up a stall in the vegetable market today! So excited, it feels a little fun! [picture]
In the photo, Li Zhao was wearing a ragged clothes borrowed from a fellow villager, holding a card in his hand, like a liar who begs for money on the street.
The difference is that the sign in his hand doesn't say he's going to college or who has cancer in his family.
Yan Ting was silent for a long time, and replied two words expressionlessly.
[come on.]
The author has something to say: The kindergarten will hold a charity sale.
Baby Zhaozhao was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night, he carried a small bag to collect money and stood in front of the kindergarten early in the morning. And sent a message to Ting Baobao who did not participate in the activity, showing off his excitement.