The program team piled 1,000 catties of sweet potatoes in the sun dam, and then told the guests the bad news. The program team will not help them transport the sweet potatoes to the city. They need to find a way for everything.
"The villagers here, when they go to the city to sell things, mostly rely on themselves to pick them into the county seat. The county seat is much closer to where you came from, at most ten kilometers away." The host smiled understandingly: "Of course. , If you can think of a way by yourself, you don't have to pick it up yourself. By the way, I want to remind everyone that you can't use your own money to call a car. "
"One thousand catties of sweet potatoes, evenly spread to each of us, is a little over 166 catties..." Xiang Zhen shook his head violently on the spot: "No, no, I'm a middle-aged uncle, and I can't walk ten kilometers with so many things."
In the guest team, the youngest were Zhang Kui and Li Zhao. The two exchanged glances tacitly, but did not speak when they were killed.
"Brothers, let's find a way." Xiang Zhen glanced at Li Zhao. Li Zhao was wearing a tattered coat borrowed from the village. He looked like a petite child who was abducted and sold to the mountain village. He patted him on the shoulder with a solemn expression. : "Little Li, as the face of our team, it's time to need you."
After he finished speaking, he took off Li Zhao's borrowed coat: "Brothers, take him to the road, in case a female truck driver sees his face..."
"No, no, I'm not a showman!" Li Zhao turned around and hugged the stone mill beside the sun dam, and screamed, "I won't go, I won't go."
The other guests came over to help Xiang Zhen lift people, but... they didn't lift them.
Program group: "… "
How many kindergarten children did they invite
The director whispered behind the monitor, "It seems that Teacher Xiang Zhen likes Li Zhao, a kid."
Li Zhao joined the program halfway through the recording, and he was a newcomer in the circle, and he was not familiar with the other guests. Xiang Zhen's move not only filled the show, but also helped Li Zhao to speed up his integration into the guest team.
"This kid is sincere, and when he does things, he has a lot of energy." The assistant director came over with his rice bowl: "Director, I think there is Li Zhao in this episode, and there are a lot of wonderful materials."
The director sighed: "It's our editorial team's reputation, and he almost killed him."
"Hi." The assistant director took a bite of the big vegetable bag: "When did our directorial team have that thing?"
Director: "… "
His assistant is a traitor sent by the guest group
After laughing, the six guests sat cross-legged on the concrete floor of the sun dam without any celebrity baggage, scratching their heads and trying to find a way.
"Why don't I go and find out, who in the village is pulling a truck?"
"It's already 8:30. When our family inquires about it, it will be too late. The program must have passed the air with the villagers in advance, and we cannot tell us the news casually."
"How can I fix it?" A certain guest was so impatient that even the dialect of his hometown came out.
"I have a way." Li Zhao patted his thigh: "Adults can't just tell us, children can help."
Having seen Li Zhao's tricks to fool children, Zhang Kui had some expectations in his heart: "Then let's try it?"
Soon they found a few children playing by the field. Before the other guests could speak, Li Zhao took the lead: "Two heroes, we meet again."
When the two children saw Li Zhao, they immediately gathered around: "Strong man, why are you here?"
For children of this age, their parents are working outside and have no time to accompany their children. Therefore, it is easy for them to have a good impression of young people who are willing to play with them.
"Recently, I'm short of money, and I want to go to the city to sell some goods, but unfortunately I don't have a delivery truck. Do you two heroes know, which one has a delivery truck?"
"What does it mean to be shy?"
"Master, are you secretly distracted in class?" Li Zhao squatted in front of the two children and took out two lollipops from his pocket with a smile, which he bought at the canteen at the entrance of the village. What money means, I can't go home without money, do you think I'm pitiful or not?"
"It's really pitiful." One of the children looked at Li Zhao sympathetically: "Do you live far away?"
"It's far away." I used to live alone and didn't know what it was like to be homesick. Since he had Yan Ting, a buddy who even made him worry about eating, he began to have the habit of loving his family.
"The place where my parents work, is far away, and can only come back during the New Year." The child was a little sad: "Are your family members waiting for you to go back?"
Li Zhao smiled, peeled the lollipop and gave it to the two children: "After eating this, remember to go home and rinse your mouth with water, otherwise your teeth will become ugly."
"We know, the teacher said it." The two children were happy again after eating candy: "You come with us, we know who has a car."
Li Zhao held their hands from left to right and chatted with them as they walked.
"Strong man, did your parents also go out to work when you were young?"
Li Zhao paused: "They are very busy."
"Aren't you going home for the new year?"
"Yeah, I won't come back during the New Year."
"Then you are so pitiful." A child took out a small red flower sticker in his pocket and put it on the back of Li Zhao's hand: "This is for you."
"Little Honghua!" Li Zhao looked at the child in surprise: "It's so beautiful."
"I got double 100 in the test, and the teacher rewarded me." The child blushed a little after being praised.
"It turns out that you are still a hero with both civil and military skills." Li Zhao said with emotion: "You are really amazing."
"My last exam, I also took a double hundred." Another child was not convinced.
"It turns out that you are both masters of hiding things. It's really disrespectful." Passing a bit of muddy field side road, Li Zhao bent down and picked up the two children.
The two children lie on Li Zhao's shoulders and laugh, innocent and contented.
The camera was filming this scene, and couldn't help taking a close-up of the smiles of the two children.
The world of children is always easy to satisfy.
Many houses in the village will be built next to each other, but most of the houses have been abandoned for a long time, and there is no trace of living.
Seeing the two children was very happy, Li Zhao did not let them go, and began to tell them stories about what to do when encountering liars and bad guys, and not to talk to strangers.
"There are also things from strangers, and I absolutely cannot eat them." Li Zhao said with a smile: "Next time you meet such a good-looking little brother like me, don't eat whatever he gave you."
"We only met such a beautiful little brother as you."
"The two heroes have good eyes!"
With the help of two children, Li Zhao finally found a wealthy family with a small truck in a two-story building.
The owner of the car is a middle-aged man in his 40s. He usually makes money by pulling short-distance freight. After listening to Li Zhao's explanation of his intention, the uncle was very happy and agreed without any hesitation.
However, the uncle brought the whole family and took a group photo around Li Zhao. He happily said that he would take this photo out and hang it in his living room.
After the transportation problem was settled, the six of them cheekily got into the car of the show team and rushed to the county seat.
After arriving at the county seat, they found the vegetable market with the largest traffic in the county, and each took up a piece of land to set up a stall. Li Zhao also put out the secretly hidden playing cards.
After the program team saw the words on the sign clearly, they felt that their reputation had been hurt again.
Several of the guests were old fried dough sticks who had been sparred by the show team, and even in the vegetable market where people came and went, they could shout with ease.
Li Zhao held the sign made early in the morning in front of him: "If you walk by, don't miss the delicious sweet potatoes. Don't want eight yuan and eight, or one yuan and eight, just eight cents, all eight cents. Authentic sweet sweet potatoes with red hearts, young people eat them. They are more handsome, little girls are more beautiful when they are eaten, old people live longer when they are eaten, and children are strong and smart when they are eaten.”
"Young man, you are a false advertisement. We can report you to the Market Supervision and Administration Bureau." An aunt saw a white and tender young man wearing old-fashioned blue cloth clothes. She was amused by his appearance and came over to ask. : "Sweet potatoes are not a rare thing here, how do you sell them?"
"Big sister, you don't know something, I was originally an actor." Li Zhao sighed: "It's a pity that I was tricked here by the bad guys who recorded the show. They said that if I didn't sell these sweet potatoes, I wouldn't be paid."
Program group: "… "
Who is this guest invited by, how can people be innocent out of thin air
"You kid, I'm older than your mother, what's your name sister." The aunt was coaxed by the word "big sister" and smiled, and she has already started to bend down to pick sweet potatoes.
"The beauty of a woman lies in the soul, not in the appearance." Li Zhao diligently brought the plastic bag and helped her aunt to open the bag: "You are young, so that's my sister."
"Really?" The aunt smiled even more happily: "As a human being, you have to have a good attitude to look young."
The aunt was coaxed by Li Zhao, so she smiled and bought ten dollars of sweet potatoes on the spot, and said that she would introduce her poker friends to buy it.
More than ten kilograms of sweet potatoes, the aunt lifted it without any difficulty, and smiled happily, with a bit of beauty when she was young.
Before the other guests opened, Li Zhao sold more than ten kilograms. Xiang Zhen touched his face and said with emotion: "For more than ten years, I have also been a handsome young man in the hearts of aunt and aunt."
After he finished speaking, he saw that Li Zhao was already receiving the second guest, and the man who bought sweet potatoes was an old man.
"Master, you really know how to maintain health. Eating some whole grains every once in a while is good for your health. Looking at your appearance, you are probably in your early fifties this year?"
"What, you are sixty-five? It seems that I have to learn from you and focus on health preservation."
Li Zhao's side was selling like hot cakes, but the other guests were picked by the uncles and aunts who bought vegetables.
What is too small, too big, too round, too flat...
"Sister, why did you buy it here?" An aunt who bought sweet potatoes from Li Zhao came to Zhang Kui's stall and said to the only buyer in a low voice, "The sweet potatoes here are not good, there is a young man in front of me. Sweet potatoes sell very well, and they weigh enough."
"Really?" The buyer ruthlessly threw the half-picked sweet potatoes back to the stall, turned around and followed behind the aunt, looking for the reliable young man.
Zhang Kui watched the two aunts walk through the crowd, and finally stopped in front of Li Zhao's booth.
They are all sweet potatoes brought by a car, why can't his
Aunt, speak with conscience!
Just because a young man said a few sweet words, he couldn't think that his stuff was the best. Open your eyes and take a good look. What's wrong with his sweet potatoes? !
At Canghuan Headquarters, the employees of the Assistant Department are very serious today.
Wei Tian put down her bag and asked her colleagues in a low voice, "What's going on today, everyone seems to be very serious."
"Shh." The colleague said, "Today is the quarterly report meeting. The general manager of the branch will come over for the meeting. You haven't passed the internship period. Don't go to the president's office today. If something goes wrong, you can't help it."
Wei Tian nodded quickly.
After a while, when everyone started talking, she asked carefully: "I read the news report a few days ago, and I didn't expect that our company executives would also have favorite actors."
"You mean Li Zhao?" The colleague laughed: "He is good-looking and has good acting skills. I also like him a lot. Even the special assistant Qin is secretly watching Li Zhao's scenes. This is an open secret of our department. already."
Wei Dian nodded and distributed the snacks he brought to his colleagues.
At the end of the quarterly report, Yan Ting sat in the same position and did not move.
Seeing that he didn't seem to be in a bad mood, Qin Xiao asked in a low voice, "Sir, is there something wrong with the content of the meeting?"
Yan Ting shook his head: "The child in the family wants to sell things at a stall, and he is very excited. How can we make him have fun?"
"Arrange someone to pretend to be a buyer?" Qin Xiao said: "Half-old children are particularly interested in things they haven't done before. If Mr. Li is worried that he will not have a good time, he can hire someone to play the role of the buyer and let Mr. Li have fun. happy."
Yan Ting nodded: "Go ahead and make arrangements."
Not long after, Qin Xiao came back with a strange expression: "Sir, after things were arranged, an accident happened."
"what happened?"
"When the people I arranged arrived at the market, Mr. Li had already sold out all the things, and the two aunties had a fight over the last few kilograms of sweet potatoes. The scene was crowded with people watching the fun, and our crowd was crowded. I can't squeeze in." In order to comfort Yan Ting, Qin Xiao specially added two words: "Mr. Li is quite gifted in business, even picky uncles and aunts can conquer."
"He's excellent in everything." Yan Ting adjusted his sitting posture, inexplicably... proud.
Li Zhao himself did not expect that the two aunts would quarrel over the sweet potatoes he sold. He wanted to go up to persuade him to fight, but the two aunts shouted: "The adults are arguing, and the young one will go."
He shivered from being yelled at, squatted back to his original position obediently, held his chin and listened to the quarrel between the two aunts.
"Things are what I see first!"
"I got it first! If I saw it first, it's yours, and I think this guy is handsome, can he be my eldest grandson?!"
Li Zhao's hand holding his chin turned to cover his face.
Seeing that the two aunts were arguing more and more fiercely, Li Zhao was worried about their physical problems, so he went to the store next to him to borrow two plastic stools, let them talk slowly, and bought two bottles of water for the two of them.
"Two aunts, talk slowly. You look so good-looking, but you shouldn't be angry with your looks." After the two aunties had a few sips of water and the anger was not so serious, Li Zhao dared to go up and said with a smile. : "There are so many stall owners selling sweet potatoes in the whole market. Auntie is willing to come to me to buy it. At first glance, she sympathizes with my experience, right?"
The two aunties didn't speak, such a good-looking young man talked to them with a smile, how could they be so embarrassed to say that they were not kind, they just came to join in the fun when they saw that others were buying.
"You are good-looking and sympathetic, so you shouldn't be making trouble for this trivial matter." Li Zhao kicked his hands and looked like a mediator of the village committee: "It is a blessing for these sweet potatoes to be valued by you. , or else, I will divide these sweet potatoes and give them to you for free."
"Young man, Auntie is not someone who takes advantage of young people."
"Hehe, am I?"
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Li Zhao hurriedly interrupted them: "I sent you off because you are kind, and of course not because you took advantage of it. When you look at the temperament of the two, you can see that you are from a well-off family and have quality. , how can you be greedy for me, right?"
The two aunts looked a little better.
Li Zhao took two plastic bags and packed the sweet potatoes separately: "You two will rest for a while. I have a cousin who also sells sweet potatoes at the market stall. I'll help him look at the stall."
"Where is your cousin, I'll buy it!"
"I'll buy it too, I'll buy twenty pounds!"
"I also buy twenty pounds."
"Auntie, it's hard to get so many sweet potatoes, you just need to buy some and go back to eat enough." Li Zhao led the two aunties and passers-by to Xiang Zhen's stall.
Many people in the market went to Li Zhao's booth to watch the excitement. In front of Xiang Zhen's booth, there was not even an old man and an old lady willing to take a look at him.
Xiang Zhen, a self-proclaimed actor who is a master and a killer, finally overturned in the ruthless dislike of his uncle and aunt.
When Li Zhao came over with two aggressive aunties, he was shocked. Li Zhao had provoked the most unproblematic person in the market
When the two aunties bought him more than 20 kilograms of sweet potatoes in one go, and other people watching the fun also bought a lot of sweet potatoes in twos and threes and left, Xiang Zhen was too busy to collect the money.
After sending off the last customer, Xiang Zhen finally breathed a sigh of relief, squatted on the ground and began to count the money.
In the past, he didn't think that a dollar and fifty cents were expensive. Today, he feels that it is not easy to earn a cent.
"Little Li, how did you convince these uncles and aunties to buy your things and bring the guests to my side?" He saw it just now. An uncle, an hour ago, thought that his sweet potatoes were not authentic sweet potatoes. After Li Zhao came over, he happily bought five pounds and walked away.
"These uncles and aunts are very cute. As long as you greet them warmly, they are very generous." Li Zhao divided the five-yuan, ten-yuan, and one-dollar bills: "I don't know how Zhang Ge and the others are doing."
He and Xiang Zhen are teammates, and the mission is completed when they are both sold out.
cute? !
Xiang Zhen had some doubts about his ears. He bought him two big sweet potatoes and asked him to give him a small one. He could also be generous and cute. He felt that Li Zhao might have misunderstood these two words.
"Zhaozhao, Teacher Xiang, this is your next task."
The staff handed the task card to the two of them.
"The problem of food and clothing can be solved without the use of selling sweet potatoes and private money." After reading the content, Xiang Zhen said, "Isn't this just asking us to beg for food? You will be laughed at when you go out."
"The director said that we are a black-hearted program group, and we don't need to prepare lunch for the guests." The staff smiled evilly: "The two teachers cheered and found a place to eat. The program group ordered a roasted whole sheep, and I have to rush back to eat. ."
Xiang Zhen swallowed his saliva, knowing that he shouldn't have sold out the sweet potatoes just now, and he could eat two bites when he was hungry.
"I have money." Li Zhao took out the crumpled thirty-five dollars in his pocket.
When the staff saw the thirty-five dollars, they seemed to remember some unpleasant memories, and even their faces turned green.
"Where did it come from?" Xiang Zhen's eyes lit up.
"I didn't spend the toll money that the show crew gave me yesterday."
Behind the monitor, the director slapped his thigh with regret, how could he forget this. Since the other five guests had used up their travel expenses, they forgot that Li Zhao still had thirty-five yuan left, and they knew that they should have returned the thirty-five yuan.
"When I came here in the morning, I saw a noodle shop next to the market. The largest portion of noodles in vegetarian soup was only eight yuan." Li Zhao put the money in the innermost pocket, and then buttoned his coat: "Go, Brother Xiang. , I invite you to eat noodles."
Xiang Zhen was moved to tears.
That's noodles, hot noodles, no need to beg for food, it's really good.
It was lunch time, and the noodle shop was full of villagers who came to the market. Li Zhao and Xiang Zhen did not dislike the small size of the shop, so they found two vacancies and settled down.
"Apart from us, which other show guests are so miserable?" Xiang Zhenwen thought, and wiped his face sadly: "How good the show team said at the beginning, what brought me to experience the idyllic scenery and enjoy the nature, I didn't expect the routine to be so deep."
"The program crew didn't lie to you, there are many rural areas that look like this." Li Zhao pushed the bowl in front of Xiang Zhen and helped him break apart the disposable chopsticks: "It's not yet the busy farming season, if It's busy farming, the villagers have to get up at dawn and go home after dark."
"You know so much about rural life, have you lived in the country?" After drinking the noodle soup, Xiang Zhen felt that he had finally come back to life.
"I stayed in the village for ten years when I was a child." Li Zhao didn't elaborate, just as his noodles were on the table, he lowered his head and started to eat noodles.
After eating a bowl of noodles, Li Zhao was not full at all, but thinking that there were four other guests waiting for him, he bought a bag of vegetable buns and steamed buns, and four bags of soy milk, and went back to feed them.
When they found Zhang Kui, Zhang Kui was squatting on the ground, his face full of hopelessness.
A child walked by, hesitated for a while, then dug into his pocket and put down a bag of small biscuits in front of him.
Zhang Kui looked at the biscuits and then at the child, thinking that this kind child might have misunderstood something.
"Hahahahaha." Li Zhao and Xiang Zhen laughed mercilessly at him when they saw this scene.
"You..." Before Zhang Kui's words of condemnation could be said, he saw the food in Li Zhao's hand, and immediately changed his face: "You must be good people who came to save the suffering."
Think of him, Zhang Kui, who used to be a member of the opera club, pick whatever he eats, until... He participated in this show.
For a few mouthfuls of buns, face can be thrown away.
Soon several guests also gathered around, squatting contentedly in the corner of the market, nibbling on vegetarian buns for a few cents apiece, and drinking a bag of soy milk with water for a dollar.
"Have you seen it? If you don't study hard, you can only be like them, squatting in the vegetable market and eating steamed buns and steamed buns. You can't even eat meat." children.
Guests eating steamed buns: "..."
They also want to eat the meat of the second senior brother, but they have no money!
"Hahahahaha."
The staff of the program group, behind the monitor, let out a happy and bad laugh.
The whole room was filled with a pleasant atmosphere.
The author has something to say: Baby Tingting is very worried. Zhaozhao went to participate in the kindergarten charity sale. He is worried that Zhaozhao's little toys and small picture books will not be sold.
After thinking about it, he smashed his piggy bank, put all the steel rods in his pocket, and decided to support Zhaozhao's cause.