When the vegetable market arrived at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, few people came out to buy vegetables, and a few people had headaches looking at the remaining two hundred kilograms of sweet potatoes.
"How about we sell it on the street?" Zhang Kui suggested.
"This is feasible, there are not many people in the vegetable market now." Xiang Zhen agreed with Zhang Kui's proposal, and several other guests were also eager to try.
Li Zhao finished his last bite of steamed buns: "However, if you set up a stall outside, you will be caught by the chengguan. Tomorrow's news in the entertainment section is that we will be fined by the chengguan for occupying the road. Other artists are all because they are too handsome, too beautiful, or because of their acting skills. Good news, just a few of us caught by the city management, is it shameful?"
"That's really embarrassing." Several guests couldn't imagine that scene at all.
"What are we going to do with these sweet potatoes left?"
As soon as he finished speaking, someone came over and asked, "Do you sell sweet potatoes?"
"Yes, yes, sell sweet potatoes." Zhang Kui came to the spirit: "How much do you want to buy?"
"These sweet potatoes are a little small." The people who came to pick and choose: "It's cheaper, I want them all."
Zhang Kui just wanted to nod, but Li Zhao grabbed him behind him: "Boss, do you want to buy sweet potatoes?"
"Yes." The man was in his thirties or forties, with a slightly bulging belly and a pocket on his waist, looking like a businessman.
"To tell you the truth, the sweet potatoes here are the cheapest in the entire market." Li Zhao bent down and picked up a small sweet potato, and broke it at will: "Any one you choose is a red heart, and it tastes sweet and soft no matter how you look at it. First-class sweet potatoes. Boss, you look very lavish, how many pieces can you still be short of?"
"In order to move these sweet potatoes out of the village, our brothers got up before dawn, and didn't rest their breaths all the way. You can give me a sincere price."
"I bought one piece yesterday morning, and it's already afternoon. You can count me cheaper, ninety cents a pound."
Hearing the word Jiu Mao, several guests stood together, desperately hiding the sign with the price behind them.
"Brother, you are a cheerful person." Li Zhao smiled and rolled his eyes: "I still have 220 catties of sweet potatoes here. You are so upright, I can't let you suffer, and I will wipe the remaining 20 catties for you. Now, you give it two hundred catties."
Twenty-nine-one-eight, twenty-two multiplied by 0.8, equals 17.6. After all, it can make an extra four yuan.
This is four dollars, not four cents, nor four cents.
is huge.
"That won't work. Who doesn't know that my second child, Li, never takes advantage of others." The middle-aged man took out two hundred money from his bag and put it in Li Zhao's hand: "This money is for you, you guys. Help me carry the sweet potato to the car, no need to look for it!"
"That's so funny."
"A few cents, what's the matter with more and less?" The middle-aged man patted his bag: "Come on, you can carry it for me."
"Okay." The six guests, for the extra twenty dollars, diligently carried more than two hundred kilograms of sweet potatoes, followed behind the middle-aged man, and carried the sweet potatoes to the van.
"Are you stars?" The middle-aged man noticed that there were cameras behind them, and looked at them with pity: "I heard that before the stars became famous, life was very hard. Come on, you will be able to live after you become popular. Better off."
The guests nodded vigorously: "According to your auspicious words."
Program group: "… "
They are serious TV variety shows, why in the eyes of passers-by, they look like black-hearted shows that abuse artists
Feng Jue was killed again.
After collecting the money for selling sweet potatoes, the six of them stood at the door of the slightly deserted vegetable market. They saw some people buying cheap vegetables that others had picked, and even an elderly lady picking up the leaves on the ground that the vegetable vendor didn't want.
All beings, happiness and sadness, are always going on at the same time.
A hunchbacked old lady was carrying a dirty snakeskin bag and struggled to find the plastic bottle on the ground. Several guests couldn't bear it, so they bought meat for the old lady and asked the old lady to take it home to eat.
The eldest sister who sold the seasoning watched the scene happily, and when the old lady walked away with the meat, she said to them, "Young man, do you want to buy hot pot ingredients?"
"Thank you, we won't buy it." Li Zhao shook his head.
"You young people are just kind, don't look at how pitiful this old woman is now, she was so powerful when she was young." The elder sister had disdain and sympathy on her face, and a bit of complicated gloating over the old man: "She forced her daughter-in-law to jump into a river. Suicide, when my daughter-in-law was found, her body swelled up."
Li Zhao noticed that the eldest sister was talking about "remains", not corpses.
"If you do evil when you are young, you will get retribution when you are old." The elder sister snorted: "Only you ignorant foreigners will sympathize with such people."
Hearing these words, the guests felt a little complicated.
"Pinch off this part." The director team was quiet for a moment, and the director sighed.
Human nature often cannot stand scrutiny. These overly sensitive things cannot be broadcast on the show.
When they went back, the program team finally found out in conscience and arranged a van to take them back.
The van is a bit old, and there is a weird smell of rust and sweat inside the car. If people with motion sickness get in, they will probably vomit on the spot.
Li Zhao sat in the last row, looking at the scenery passing by the window, he couldn't help thinking, maybe his biological parents didn't accidentally throw him away, but... they didn't want him.
There are mothers-in-law who kill their daughters-in-law, and naturally there are parents who do not love their children.
"Xiao Li, what's the matter?" Xiang Zhen saw that Li Zhao was not in high spirits: "Are you tired?"
Li Zhao shook his head and cheered up: "I'm trying to identify the way. If the show team doesn't let us go, we can still escape on foot."
The cameraman couldn't help but laugh.
"It doesn't matter if you can't remember, we still have a mobile map." Xiang Zhen took out his mobile phone: "I'll show you my daughter."
Xiang Zhen has a ten-year-old daughter who looks like a little angel, so he likes to show off his children when he has nothing to do.
Li Zhao looked over curiously. The little girl in the photo was very cute, especially her pair of eyes, clear and clean, with a child's unique innocence.
"Brother Xiang, your little princess is prettier than you." Li Zhao praised, "Did the little girl inherit all the advantages of you and your sister-in-law?"
"That's not it." Xiang Zhen got excited and said that his daughter could play the violin, and she got the first place in her class. She even remembered the little things like peeling an orange for him.
Li Zhao listened very carefully, his eyes filled with the light of stars.
"Brother Xiang shows us off to us a hundred times every day. Now that I have you, I finally have a new person to show off to." Zhang Kui laughed and said, "Thank you for being so interested."
"Brother Xiang's family is very fun." Li Zhao squinted and smiled. This kind of perfect family sounds very happy.
When it was getting dark, Li Zhao and other guests finally returned to the village. The program crew sat down for a while, and instead of asking them to go to the villagers' homes to beg for food, they prepared meals for them.
The sweet potato porridge was sweet and soft, and Li Zhao ate three bowls in one go. If the camera hadn't been filming, he would still maintain the image of a little fairy and eat two or three more bowls.
"Thank you to the guests for selling sweet potatoes for the villagers, and the money will be given to the village chief. I also thank Feifei Milk and Baiyun Automobile for their strong support for this program. Since the sponsors are very satisfied with the performance of the guests in this issue, so They are willing to donate one million to the local charity for the construction of rural roads."
"Thanks to the sponsor dad, I wish you a prosperous business and a monthly increase in performance." Li Zhao took a cup of tea and drank it in front of the camera.
"The sponsor's father is the kindest sponsor in the world." Zhang Kui approached Li Zhao and grabbed the camera with Li Zhao.
After the meal, everyone started to walk back, and the dogs of the unknown family barked wildly when they heard the movement of them passing by.
Zhang Kui shivered with fright, and subconsciously shrank to Li Zhao's side: "Little Li, did you hear the dog barking?"
"Yes." Li Zhao pointed to the corner: "Isn't it there?"
"what!"
Zhang Kui screamed, and the whole person jumped onto Li Zhao. When Lao Liu was bitten by a dog, he witnessed what happened, and he already had a psychological shadow on this creature.
"Brother Zhang, you are very heavy." Li Zhao ruthlessly threw Zhang Kui down: "The dog is on a leash and can't bite you."
"What if the rope breaks?" Zhang Kui bowed and hugged Li Zhao's arm: "Brother Li, handsome brother Li, my personal safety is in your hands."
Li Zhao squinted at him, and he smiled at Li Zhao.
The face is small, and being bitten by a dog is big.
"Wow!" the dog barked even louder.
"Be quiet, sit down!" Li Zhao saw that Zhang Kui was really scared, and turned his head to give the dog a snarl. The dog, which was still barking a lot, actually groaned and tucked its tail, huddled in the corner, and watched vigilantly. Followed them, but did not dare to go forward.
After leaving this dangerous section with dogs, Zhang Kui released Li Zhao's arm: "Zhaozhao, how did you make the dogs afraid of you?"
Because of a dog, Zhang Kui's name for Li Zhao has become a more familiar name.
"The lie is that it found that we didn't break into the master's gate, so it let us live."
"What about the truth?"
"It found that my barking might be louder than its voice, and it felt a little shameless, so it withdrew. It deliberately pretended that I didn't have the same knowledge as you, to maintain its dog face."
"I don't believe it." Zhang Kui felt that this reason was even more false: "You bluff me."
"Well, the real truth is..." Li Zhao stopped and pointed to a fork in the road: "Brother Zhang, your place is here."
"No, I'll call you brother. Can you take me home? I remember that the neighbors also have dogs." Zhang Kui smiled at Li Zhao: "Tell me the truth that dogs are afraid of you."
"Alas." Li Zhao sighed, "Everyone else sends the beauties home, so why did they send the big guy back when they came to me?"
"Hey, I don't mind you treating me as a beauty."
"My eyes and my brain refuse."
"Forget it, let's get back to the topic of dogs."
"When I was young, a child deliberately let the dog scare me..."
"How old were you then?" Zhang Kui was stunned, he looked at Li Zhao in disbelief, how could there be such a nasty child in the world.
"I don't remember, eight years old or nine years old?" Li Zhao recalled carefully for a while: "But that's not important. At that time, when I saw that the dog couldn't run away, I just barked at it."
"Who won then?"
"Of course I won it with my strong perseverance." Li Zhao smiled: "Brother Zhang, after hearing this story, what do you think?"
"what?"
"Eight-year-old children are no longer afraid of dogs, are you still afraid?"
"I knew you were making up a story to deceive me, or not a brother, a brother?!" Zhang Kui jumped up in place, very angry and determined: "I don't care, you want to send me back anyway."
Li Zhao smiled: "Let's go, let's go."
The next morning, the guests were taken to the field for another day by the program crew.
Because of his good farm work, Li Zhao was strongly loved by the guests. After finishing the recording, he was invited to be a guest at his house the morning when he was about to go home.
The six guests live in different cities. Li Zhao, Xiang Zhen, and Zhang Kui all live in Beijing, and the program team booked them the same flight.
"Zhaozhao, the night before yesterday, you said that the child let the dog bite you, is it true or false?" Zhang Kui was still a little worried about this matter, and emotionally he hoped it was false.
"Of course..." Li Zhao smiled, "It's fake."
Because at that time he not only barked at the dog, but also fought it with a stick.
A dog fights a person's potential, and he understood the meaning of this idiom early on.
But he has been witty since he was a child, he can fight dogs, and he can fight geese, which is really good.
After getting off the plane, their respective assistants came to pick them up. Zhang Kui and Xiang Zhen waved goodbye to Li Zhao: "Zhao Zhao, see you next time."
"See you next time." Li Zhao pulled on his mask, pushed the salute car to look around, but did not see Da Ke, but saw Qin Xiao's figure.
"Mr. Qin." Li Zhao pulled down the brim of the cap: "Are you here to pick up someone?"
"I'm here to pick you up if I don't pick up others." Qin Xiao smiled: "Mr. Ting knew you were coming back today, so he came with me to pick you up."
"Thank you." Li Zhao stepped up: "I'm sorry to trouble Mr. Qin."
"It would be too polite to say thank you." Qin Xiao brought Li Zhao to the parking lot, opened the door and saw Yan Ting sitting in the back seat.
"Ting Ting." Li Zhao got into the car: "Didn't I tell you, not to pick it up?"
"It just happened to be fine, so I stopped by with my colleagues to have a look." Yan Ting handed Li Zhao the yogurt that had been prepared a long time ago: "Go back and have a good rest."
Li Zhao drank yogurt happily, and leaned on Yan Ting's shoulder: "It's better to go home."
Yan Ting stretched out his hand to support him and remained silent.
In the rearview mirror, Qin Xiao, who was driving, looked at Yan Ting's carefully guarding Li Zhao's movements, and looked back.
Among the many variety shows, the show "Returning to the Mountains" has a low viewership rating. In addition, the show team doesn't like to hype indiscriminately, so the unlucky emojis of the guests have a sense of existence more than the show itself.
At 8:30 p.m. on Saturday night, the official Weibo of the program group "Returning to the Mountains and Forests", in accordance with the old rules, posted a program preview.
Back to the Mountain V: In the beautiful and peaceful Qingxi Village, in what way will the guests experience the rural life? At 9 o'clock in the evening, please watch "Return to the Mountains and Forests" on National Channel Nine on time. @xiangzhen@zhangkui@zhangsan@李世@千多希@李赵.
The official blog has less than 20,000 fans, and half of them are zombie fans on the Weibo platform.
But today is different, it finally has a little sense of existence.
"Li Zhao? Is that the Li Zhao I know?"
"23333, no, country TV's country program doesn't match Li Zhao at all, what kind of magical match is this?"
"My mother likes to watch "Return to the Mountains". She was a fan of Xiang Zhen when she was young. I remember that there was no Li Zhao among the guests on the show, right?"
"Upstairs, I can see that I don't like watching TV with my mother. The guest, Da Liu, was bitten by a dog when he was recording the show, and he has already quit the show."
"This show is very interesting. There is no script, the content is very real, and the guests have no air. Actors like Li Zhao who act in idol dramas will only hinder other guests. Even if the show team wants to find a little fresh meat to improve the flow The fame of the show, don't look for such young people."
"It's really funny upstairs, isn't it possible that young people can still be called little fresh meat?"
The quarrel of netizens brought unprecedented attention to the show, especially the staff who managed Weibo was so excited that tears filled his eyes. As a deserted official Weibo, he finally realized the feeling of fans quarreling in the comment area. People are moved.
At nine o'clock in the evening, the show officially started. Pear powder and pear black, all sat in front of the TV, or opened the webcasting platform of National Radio.
At the beginning of the show, it was a dark street, and there were sleepy staff. Later, the time was set at the bottom of the screen.
Three thirty in the morning.
The barrage area suddenly became lively.
"At three o'clock in the morning, the show crew is as inhumane as ever."
When the car of the program group drove into a luxury community and put a mosaic on the community name, netizens were excited again.
"People who can live in this community are either rich or expensive. I heard that there are villas in it, and the prices are very expensive."
"It was said earlier that the friends in the villa area should not leave. The program team drove the car into the villa area. Which guest is this, so rich."
Even at around four in the morning, there were still uniformed patrolling security guards in the community, and the surrounding area was eerily quiet.
"I think the breathing of the show crew has become smaller."
"Hahahaha, does this dog show also have a guilty conscience?"
When they saw that the door of the main house of the luxury villa was opened, and the person who came out was wearing pajamas with messy hair behind Li Zhao, the entire barrage area was full of exclamation marks!
"!! Li Zhao's family is so rich?"
"!!!!!!"
"Looking at Li Zhao, I don't have any experience in recording shows. I don't know that the show crew has the urgency of attacking in the middle of the night."
"Ah, the program team understands the audience's curiosity so much that they even gave a close-up of the interior of the villa. The poor me offered knees that wanted to hug my thighs."
When everyone found out that Li Zhao denied ownership of the villa in front of the camera and said that it was lent to him by a friend, netizens were very mixed.
"What an upright guest, such a good opportunity to hype, I don't even need it." No matter what circle, tall, rich and handsome people are always likable.
"I just want to have such a friend who is willing to send me a villa to live in. Unfortunately, my friend also thinks so."
The bullet screen area is densely brushed with comments, almost covering the entire screen. Many netizens can only adjust the transparency of the bullet screen font to continue watching.
The show was very normal at the beginning, until Li Zhao took fifteen yuan and squeezed into a dilapidated pig fire for three rounds, and the bullet screen area blew up.
"The show team that has lost its conscience, in order to save money, what are the guests forced into?"
"How stinky pig carts are, most people will never imagine."
"Seeing that Li Zhao can still talk and laugh with the uncle, I want to take back what I said when I mocked Li Zhao as a squeamish little white face. This is not a small white face, this is a mudslide."
"Fucking sow postpartum care, did Li Zhao forget that he is a guest of the show, not a veterinarian?"
"It seems that the rescue has been given up in the later period of this period, and only a series of ellipses are assigned."
"I just want to know, the show crew's car is behind the pig car, is the air particularly sweet?"
"In the previous episodes, they tortured the guests, and now there is finally a guest who can torture them. Who will the heavens forgive, hahahaha."
The program was interspersed with the pictures of several guests. Everyone was amused by the way the guests went to the villagers' houses to beg for food. Suddenly, the screen changed. On the pitch-black screen, "However..." appeared.
The moment the screen lights up, it is the sound of the piglet screaming.
The camera gradually moved up, and the piglet's four hooves made long marks on the mud, but the person who dragged the pig was a ruthless killer, pulling him forward.
The camera has a close-up on this "ruthless killer".
Li Zhao? !
The camera replayed, the uncle invited Li Zhao to eat bacon, Li Zhao happily agreed, and then dragged the piglet to the uncle's house.
Wording later.
For bacon, I am willing to cross the mountains and waters, and put you in a pigsty.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
The barrage area is crazy.
The show crew also went crazy.
Because they watched the click-through rate of the webcast platform rise, and the TV ratings also rose, even surpassing a very popular variety show at the same time.
The entire program group of "Returning to the Mountains": "… "
Who buys the ratings, the wrong one
The author has something to say: Tingting Baobao came to Zhaozhao Baobao's bazaar with her small gold coins.
But he only saw empty stalls.
He pulled the heavy trousers pocket full of gold coins, took out the yogurt from the backpack and gave it to baby Zhaozhao: "I'm just here to pick you up and go home."
The notebook that I used to use suddenly collapsed at noon. The notebook I selected in the afternoon can only be sent back tomorrow. Today, I used a game book for coding, which is very uncomfortable.