"Yo, you're here too?" Zhang San and Xiang Zhen were in a group. Seeing Li Zhao and Zhang Kui coming over, they asked gloatingly, "I heard that you got third place?"
Seeing that Zhang Kui and Li Zhao were not talking, he laughed and pointed to an open space in the distance: "Go, there is the country that needs to be conquered by you."
"It's okay, don't be depressed." Li Zhao patted Zhang Kui on the shoulder comfortingly: "We are young and physically strong, so it is good to have a variety of trees."
Young and healthy
Zhang San's laughter stopped abruptly, remembering that he was a dozen years older than these two young people, he sighed, time is not forgiving.
After the guests arrived, a professional teacher taught them how to plant trees. The actual operation is much more complicated than they imagined. Instead of digging a hole, just put the tree in and bury it.
The program team prepared reclining chairs and umbrellas for the host, and asked him to sit in the back and supervise the planting of trees by the six guests.
"It used to be a desert, but after years of continuous governance, many deserts have become oases." The host held a loudspeaker and talked to the guests about the difficulties encountered in the greening business over the years while drinking tea.
After the popularization, he took a slow sip of the juice: "Everyone, come on, I believe you will complete the task."
There are two glasses of juice on the host's table, one untouched, in a glass, very tempting.
"Brother, planting trees is right, but I think the focus should be whether the juice can be shared."
"Of course not." The host took a sip of the juice and said, "It's delicious and thirst-quenching, delicious in the world."
Zhang Kui: "Exterminate humanity!"
Xiang Zhen: "Insensitive!"
Zhang San: "My heart is as cold as iron!"
Li Zhao: "Insane!"
Qian Duoxi: "Human face and beast heart!"
Li Shi: "…"
It's not that he doesn't want to scold, it's that he can't think of a suitable idiom. This is the disadvantage of not studying well when I was a child, and I can't even think of a curse idiom.
"Come on, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you." The host put on the image of a villain: "Hurry up and do things, don't want to sleep tonight if you can't finish it?"
"Really?" From the corner of Li Zhao's eyes, he aimed at the untouched glass of juice on the table. Then, with lightning speed, he quickly ran to the host, picked up the cup and drank.
The host stared blankly at the juice in the glass, all of which entered Li Zhao's stomach, and did not recover for a long time.
So much for a glass of juice
Before he could return to his senses, other guests rushed over, "kidnapped" the host, and negotiated with the show team, if they did not provide juice, they would "tear up the ticket".
"We're recording a pastoral variety show, not a competition, right?" The director team was left speechless by the guests' actions. Even if their show didn't have a script for the show, the guests shouldn't be too shameless.
For a few sips of juice, actually fighting wits and courage with them is really promising.
Because the "hostage" was in hand, the director team had to provide each guest with a drink.
With so many variety shows, there has never been a guest in any show so shameless as a guest in their show.
After drinking a drink, the guests did not take the opportunity to stop working and continued to plant trees with hoes.
Sing, chant, and sing opera, and make a riot of laughter.
Not long after, the village chief rushed up with a few young and middle-aged men, and asked worriedly: "A villager said just now that there are wild beasts on the mountain, let's come and see, are you all right?"
This is a big star who came to shoot the show, and the village can't afford to pay for it. But it's also strange. They haven't seen any ferocious animals here for a long time. Why is there such a big commotion today
Guest: "Beast, what beast, there is no beast."
The village chief: "Really? The villagers told me just now that they heard wild beasts howling on the mountain. Maybe it was the sound of the wind blowing through the valley, which made him misheard."
Guest: "… "
When the village chief left with the villagers, the host and cameramen couldn't help laughing.
"Ghost crying wolf howl."
"The magic sound penetrates the brain."
"Disgusting."
The host mercilessly gave them three idioms.
"I'm acting in a TV series, and my singing skills are a bit poor." Xiang Zhen immediately dumped the blame.
"What a coincidence, I'm also acting." Li Zhao followed suit.
"This part is over, this one is over." Zhang Kui and Zhang San both rely on their voices to eat: "I can't blame us, it's just that they sang so badly that they took us into a ditch."
"I think the survival rate of these trees you planted will not be too high." The host shook his head and said with emotion: "Do you know why?"
The guests ignored him.
"Because your singing is so ugly, you scared them to death."
"I think they will grow very strong. How can they see the rainbow if they don't experience wind and rain?" Li Zhao said confidently: "Little trees who have experienced setbacks will have a particularly strong desire to survive. In fact, our singing is very beautiful, but in order to cultivate these young trees Tree, we have thrown away all images, what is this, a deep love for Mother Earth."
The guests applauded: "Zhao Zhao is right."
"The spicy chicken program group, we have all sacrificed so much, should you give us a raise?"
"It's impossible to get a pay increase, but tonight you're allowed to watch two hours of TV and talk to your family for ten minutes."
"Stingy."
"Stingy."
"Grandet."
Today is another day when the guests and the show team hurt each other.
After planting the tree, it was already dark. The guests were too tired to speak. After taking a shower, changing their clothes, they huddled together to eat and watch TV.
Play the next episode of Qingxi Village and his party tonight.
The last episode ended when they pulled sweet potatoes to the market, and the audience was concerned about whether they could sell the sweet potatoes. Therefore, the show has not yet started airing that day, and many viewers have already rushed to the official blog to check in and urge the show to start airing as soon as possible.
"Let me tell you, after watching Zhaozhao selling sweet potatoes, you'll know why he can sell things so fast." Zhang Kui set up a stall closest to Li Zhao. When he couldn't sell sweet potatoes, he secretly ran to see Li Zhao's In the battle, every time I went, I could see Li Zhao coaxing the buyer into a smile, willing to pay for a big bag of sweet potatoes and go home.
The show opened with a bustling market, where chickens and fish were slaughtered, fruits and vegetables were sold, and all kinds of ingredients and seasonings were sold.
Then the program team gave a card that said "Black Heart Program Group", a big feature.
Coupled with the shabby and outdated coat on Li Zhao's body, it can almost be called tableware in the world.
Later matching words: This pot, the show team can't bear it.
"Hahahahaha." The other five guests clapped the table and laughed, and they all gave the highest praise to this card made by Li Zhao.
Li Zhao blinked at the camera, smiling innocently and innocently.
"Come on, I'll read a few popular comments for everyone." The host stood up with his mobile phone, "The comments from netizens are very interesting."
"The first one, although I really want to say that my family Zhaozhao looks good in everything, but in order to sell sweet potatoes, it's really hard enough. The show crew, be nice to my cubs." The host put down the phone and protested to the camera: " Audiences, you must speak with conscience, you should say to Zhaozhao, Zhaozhao, it is not easy for the show crew, you should be nice to them."
"Hahahahaha." The guests laughed again.
"Second, Little Sunflower secretly looked at how many sweet potatoes Li Zhao sold, just like me who wanted to copy the answers from the same table during the exam." The host shook his head: "This classmate, cheating is wrong. What's more, what can you do even if you copy the answer, as long as you don't study hard, you still can't pass the exam. In the show, is Zhang Kui's ability to sell sweet potatoes comparable to Zhaozhao?"
"Hahahaha." The guests laughed almost breathlessly.
"It's no wonder that the show team divided us into two groups this time. It turned out to want you, an academic bully, to save me, a scumbag." Zhang Kui covered his face, not wanting to see himself sneaking on the camera.
"Brother Zhang, you think too much." Li Zhao ruthlessly moved the stool to the side: "I can't carry you like this."
"Lang Jun, you are so ruthless." Zhang Kui covered his face, "Later, remember to add an erhu sound to me in this paragraph."
Although it was a variety show that he participated in, the guests watched it with relish, and at the same time felt that the other five guests except himself were all sand sculptures.
Especially when they saw the two aunties fry them in the street in order to buy Li Zhao's sweet potatoes, and their other five sweet potatoes were still being criticized, they couldn't help laughing and crying.
Later, among the crowd watching the fun, a small red circle was circled, and the note was Mr. Zhang Kui, a melon eater.
"Classmate Sunflower, you can't sell sweet potatoes, so are you still in the mood to watch the fun?"
"If Zhaozhao doesn't enter the entertainment industry, he can go to the neighborhood committee to be a mediator. This posture is really like a mediator."
"Zhaozhao, why is your mouth so long? Not only did the two aunties stop arguing, but they also followed you to sell sweet potatoes to my brother."
"It's no wonder that so many people like your unparalleled son, this face is so rare."
"Speaking of which, I haven't congratulated Zhaozhao for the movie that has entered the top five in the domestic box office rankings." Xiang Zhen took the lead in applauding: "Congratulations and congratulations."
"Thank you." Li Zhao said bluntly: "The success of the film depends entirely on the efforts of the entire crew. I am fortunate to be involved in this film, which can only be regarded as the icing on the cake at best."
"You don't know, at the movie's finale, when you look back and smile, I get goosebumps." Zhang Kui patted Li Zhaode on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "I shouldn't have said You are an idol actor, but in fact, you are an idol elite."
"Yes, at first glance, Zhaozhao is a faction with me." Xiang Zhen held a drink cup towards Li Zhao: "Come, let's toast to our appearance and strength."
"These two are so shameless." Qian Duoxi shook his head in disgust: "Idol comedians like me don't bother to talk to them."
Program group: "… "
None of these guests knew what they had in mind.
The broadcast period of "Return to the Mountains" almost coincides with the broadcast time of "Love". If the barrage area and comment area of "Return to the Mountains" are mostly hahaha, then under the "Love" program, fans of all parties are fighting each other. .
Some scolded female guests for their work, some scolded male guests for being straight with cancer, and some scolded the show team for who had less footage. Below the official blog, it is full of fan criticism and quarrels.
Under "Return to the Mountains", all the fans are self-deprecating, and they don't give their own face at all.
"A man's mouth, a liar, my cub is a big pig's hoof."
"What's wrong with you, little sunflower, when it was dark, you asked a younger brother to take you home. What about your dignity?"
"What kind of dignity do you need for someone to accompany him on the night road?"
"I'm sorry, sisters, I'm a little bit on the two of them."
"Sister upstairs, I too..."
"I'm sorry, my Zhaozhao is only three years old, so he quarrels with the dog."
"Hahaha, I quarreled with the dog, and I even won the fight, you are a dog."
"I checked the information of several people upstairs and determined that they are really pear fans."
"I'm sorry, it's my fault that I haven't seen the market. It's the first time I've seen fans scolding their own dog."
Probably because the atmosphere between the six guests was too harmonious, no one in the audience had any scheming, or who was deliberately targeting whom, after one episode of the show, the whole process was hahahaha.
"Strongly request the program team to release the unedited footage as well!"
"It's not really possible, it's okay to sell it, we can buy it."
"Program crew, you can earn money if you have money, you don't need to save money for us."
"Working every day is very tiring and mourning. After watching "Return to the Mountains", I feel much better, probably because I see the stars are worse than myself, and my mind has become more balanced."
"A certain program next door can actually connotate this sand sculpture program to steal their ratings. They don't even look at who the program is broadcasted on. Although the national TV father's program is a bit rigid and the content is a bit too positive, they will never buy it. Viewed."
"I'm afraid a certain family bought the ratings themselves, so everyone who watched it felt like they bought it."
"Whether the show is good or not, the audience has the final say. My grandmother in her 80s is now a fan of Zhaozhao. Two days ago, I asked me to search for "The Domineering Girl" to show her. Seeing Zhaozhao endure hardship on TV, the old man is distressed. If you can't do it, let me buy food and send it to Zhaozhao."
"My mother too, for Li Zhao's sake, she even learned to play Weibo and sign in on Chaohua every day."
"In order to make a list for Li Zhao, my mother also set the alarm clock."
"Why do I feel that Li Zhao's auntie's mother's fans are more than his girlfriend's fans
"Think about it, if you have a son who is disobedient and looks ordinary, you won't pay attention to anything you say. Turning around on the TV, there is a sweet-mouthed, good-looking, well-behaved son that perfectly matches your mind. , will you like him?"
"So, Li Zhao is someone else's child in the eyes of mothers?"
"Who doesn't love the sweet little prince in the castle?"
The sweet little prince in the castle
Xu Bei sneered, Li Zhao, a poor and sour dog who came out of an orphanage, deserves such a beautiful description
After watching the show, the guests have a ten-minute call opportunity.
"You can call your friends or your relatives." The host smiled: "But we have a request. We ask the relatives or friends over the phone to say that I like you, or promise to lend you money."
"Brother, other variety shows have used this routine badly." Li Zhao raised his hand to protest: "I think our show group is a different kind of fireworks, so there is no need to follow this routine."
"Routines are not old, as long as they are interesting." The host ruthlessly dismissed Li Zhao's protest: "Come here, prepare for the teacher first, you are highly respected, you come and fight first."
"What kind of morality and respect, isn't it my greatest." Xiang Zhen, a powerful actor, didn't care about his age, and called his wife on the spot.
"Wife, what do I like to tell you when I wake up in the morning?"
The other end of the phone was silent for a few seconds: "Wife, what did you eat this morning?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Be quiet, be quiet." Xiang Zhen waved his hand in the air as if chasing a chick, and told the other five people to shut up: "Think about it again, when we go out, when we hug each other, what will we say? ?"
The voice on the other end of the phone was much lower: "I love you?"
"Yes, yes, wife, I love you." Xiang Zhen's eyes were full of tenderness, and he talked to his wife on the other end of the phone for a while before hanging up.
The guests applauded.
"Brother Xiang and sister-in-law have a really good relationship."
"Model couple."
Li Zhao thought, if he got married, when he was at home with his lover, it would probably be the same
However, why is the background of the room that came to his mind, a family? Even the person sitting on the sofa with him is Tingting.
No, no, there must be something wrong.
After the other guests finished calling, it was Li Zhao's turn.
"Zhaozhao, do you want someone to tell you that I love you, or someone to promise to lend you a million?"
"Lend money."
Apart from fans, no one would say "I love you" to him, but he doesn't have any contact information for fans.
After dialing Yan Ting's phone number, he was connected on the other end of the line as soon as it rang.
Zhang Kui said to Zhang San in a low voice, "This is the fastest among us." It was as fast as the person on the other end of the phone, who was waiting for the call.
"Dude, is the work over yet?"
"almost."
"I have something to discuss with you."
"What's up?"
On the other end of the phone, the man's speech began to speed up: "Are you in any trouble?"
"I want to borrow a million dollars from you."
There was silence on the other end of the phone.
The atmosphere at the scene also became awkward because of the silence over the phone. Zhang Kui couldn't bear Li Zhao's shame in front of the camera, and was about to speak to ease the deadlock when a strange man's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"The transfer has already been arranged, and the fast-track channel should be able to receive the account soon." The man was silent: "Zhaozhao, you are not the character of spending money, have you encountered something?"
Thinking that Tingting might worry about himself on the other end of the phone, Li Zhao felt a little regretful and quickly explained: "don't worry, I have nothing. Actually... I'm recording a show right now."
"It's fine." On the other end of the phone, the man's speech slowed down again: "Take care of yourself."
"Yeah." Li Zhao had a lot to say to Yan Ting, but in front of the camera, he didn't want to expose the private affairs of his life, so he hung up the phone after chatting for a while.
Yan Ting looked at the phone screen that indicated the end of the call, and gently rubbed the name on it with his fingertips.
No one knows better than him that Zhaozhao will not borrow money from him easily.
But he just wants everyone to know that there is such a person beside Zhaozhao, as long as Zhaozhao is willing to speak, that person is willing to give it.
Behind Zhaozhao, he is not alone.
No one wants to bully his children.
After hanging up the phone, Li Zhao received a text message prompting the bank card to arrive.
"Two million to the account?!"
Zhang Kui accidentally caught sight of the text message, and immediately made a roaring sound: "You borrowed one million, but your friend didn't say a word and directly transferred two million to you?!"
"The world owes me such a good friend!"
The author has something to say: Baby Tingting: I want the whole kindergarten to know that someone is covering Zhaozhao.
[Why is Xiaobai, who likes staying up late, bald? Because of the little white rabbit]