"Why did you come to this broken island? If the fourth brother didn't find the fire you made, you would have died there!" Fatty Wu asked a lot of questions like a cannonball.
"Cough! Don't mention it, I've been plotted against!" I coughed and said. But I was extremely proud in my heart. If I hadn't had nothing to do to light another fire at the entrance of the cave, I'm afraid I would still be spending the night in that cold cave.
"Assault? What's going on?" Fatty Wu obviously didn't understand what this had to do with the assassination.
"I was pushed down the mountain!" I said with a wry smile. Speaking of this matter is really fucking crazy. I thought I would be awesome after being reborn, but I didn't expect to be attacked by a kid. So I told Fatty Wu a series of things about how I went skiing in Xixing Mountain and how I had a conflict with Li Shaojie afterwards.
"Damn it, I don't want to live anymore. If you dare to murder my elder brother, Fatty Wu, I will find some people to beat him to death." Fatty Wu scolded.
"I guess before you can kill him, this kid has already gone to jail." I guess the matter of Li Shaojie this time is definitely not a trivial matter.
"Damn, it's cheap for him to just let him in." Fatty Wu muttered, "Hey, by the way, I heard that many of those prisoners have special hobbies. Just a moment..." Fatty Wu suddenly said with a lewd smile.
Special hobby? I was taken aback for a moment, but I immediately understood, isn't that just sodomy! I can't help but shudder! This fat man Wu is really fucking insidious. Fortunately, he and I are buddies and not enemies.
"Special hobby? Husband, what is a special hobby?" Chen Weier, who was sitting beside me, asked curiously.
Fatty Wu has long had doubts about the identity of the beauty sitting next to me, but he hasn't the nerve to ask. At this time, I suddenly heard the beautiful woman call me "husband", I was so shocked, my eyes almost popped out, and said in surprise: "You... this is..."
I hugged Chen Weier, and introduced to Fatty Wu with a smile: "This is my girlfriend, Chen Weier."
When I said the word "girlfriend", Chen Weier's little face immediately turned red. At this time, Wei'er had already taken off her coat, and she was wearing the suit I bought at the lady's house. It was extremely beautiful, and even exuded a more mature charm than Zhao Yanyan.
But Fatty Wu jumped up like crazy, pointed at my nose and shouted: "Mom is an only child, Zhao Yanyan! Did you dump her? Oh, you, Liu Lei! I, Fatty Wu, really look at me!" It's wrong! I am so trustworthy to give you Yan Yan so much. It turns out that you are a bastard who likes the old and the old! You see this little Nizi is more beautiful than Yan Yan, so you throw Yan Yan You can't die!" Fatty Wu called me "Liu Lei" instead of "Big Brother" because of his inner excitement.
The plane was originally driven by Fatty Wu, but Fatty Wu jumped up when he was excited, and the helicopter was in an unmanned state, and immediately swayed from side to side! I hurriedly stopped and said, "Fatty Wu, sit back and start the plane! Let me explain to you slowly!"
Fatty Wu also realized that he was too excited, the plane crash was no joke! With a muffled grunt, he hurriedly sat back down again.
"You'd better not use the bad reason that Zhao Yanyan broke up with you to perfuse me! I also know Yanyan's character, and I will never give up easily if I find one in my life!" Fatty Wu said coldly.
"Fatty Wu, listen to me! It's true that Zhao Yanyan is my girlfriend, but Chen Weier is also my girlfriend!" I said with a serious expression, without any joke.
"Really? You have two girlfriends? This is even more unforgivable! You actually carried Zhao Yanyan on two boats and got a mistress outside?" Fatty Wu said with wide-eyed eyes.
"Mistress?" I repeated the term in amazement! This is only 1995, and Fatty Wu blurted out such a fashionable word!
"The little girl, don't be fooled by him! He already has a girlfriend!" Fatty Wu turned his head and said to Chen Wei'er.
But to Fatty Wu's surprise, Chen Wei'er lowered her head shyly, and whispered, "I know..."
"Well, you know, then why don't you leave him quickly... What? You said you knew!" Fatty Wu was shocked, and said angrily, "Fuck! It turned out that you seduced Liu Lei. You don't look like a good cake. So coquettish, like a vixen..."
Fatty Wu said more and more, I saw that Chen Weier's face was pale, maybe she was about to cry soon! If Fatty Wu wasn't my friend, I would have jumped up and beat him up long ago! However, he has a deep affection for Zhao Yanyan, and now he thinks that Zhao Yanyan has been hurt, so it is understandable for him to get emotional. I quickly coughed twice to stop it: "Cough-cough! Fatty Wu, don't get excited, in fact, not only Chen Wei'er knows about this, but Zhao Yanyan also knows about it!"
"What! Zhao Yanyan also knows? She agrees with you to find two girlfriends?" Fatty Wu said in disbelief.
"Yes! Not only did she know, but she also tried her best to make Wei'er and I get together." I explained.
"Hey, that's all! That girl Yan Yan would do such an absurd thing! Since the person involved doesn't say anything, why should I, an outsider, care about it! You fucking deserve to be my big brother, you can make two Such an outstanding girl is so determined to follow you!" Fatty Wu sighed.
"Hey." I just smiled. I thought to myself, what are two, if I am reborn in this life, at least I will get ten or eight of them!
"However, brother, you have to be careful! If you neglect Yan Yan, don't blame your brother for taking advantage of me!" Fatty Wu suddenly smiled flatteringly.
"Damn, haven't you heard that a friend's wife can't be bullied!" I scolded.
"Fuck, you are my elder brother, not my friend." Fatty Wu said seriously.
"… "I'm speechless.
"Husband, you haven't told me what a special hobby is?" Seeing that Fatty Wu and I had stopped arguing, Chen Wei'er asked me the question just now obsessively. A woman's curiosity is really persistent sometimes, and she still remembers it after such a long time.
"Well, special hobbies are a general term, referring to people who have bad habits in that area." I don't know how to explain, sometimes certain things can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.
"That aspect? What is that aspect?" Wei'er really didn't understand.
"It's what the two of us did in the cave!" I explained, hoping that Chen Wei'er could understand.
"Hey... You still say it's so embarrassing." Chen Weier slapped me and said, "But can you be like girls in prison?"
"Cough-cough! It's okay between two men!" I said.
"Two men? How could two men do such a thing, you liar!" Chen Weier said strangely.
"You can use the asshole!" I whispered in Chen Wei'er's ear.
"Ah!" Chen Wei'er pushed me away and whispered, "You guys are so disgusting."
What's so disgusting about this? In a few years, gay men will be overwhelmed, and they will be able to register for marriage abroad. But these are unimaginable for little girls of this era.
After a while, the little girl suddenly clung to my ear and whispered: "Husband, every time you are like me, every time I call for help, I feel that you are very excited, is this also a special hobby for you? "
I sweat, this comprehension ability is really not ordinary, and I can apply what I have learned so quickly.
"This... probably counts." I nodded and admitted.
"Then I'll call it louder next time! Husband, do you like it?" Chen Weier whispered in my ear.
Hehe, I didn't expect Wei'er, who was cold on the outside, to be so coquettish when she became fanatical. What a treasure. Before, I suggested to Zhao Yanyan to play this kind of role-playing game of robbers and common girls, but that girl refused. I have no choice but to suppress this perverted desire in my heart. I didn't expect it to be easily realized today at Chen Weier's place.
"Wei'er, if you don't like it, let's use the normal one." Although I like it very much, I don't want to force Wei'er.
"Actually... Actually, when I yelled, I felt very good..." When Wei Er said this, her face was already full of shyness.
I was ecstatic in my heart, my fellow man! A series of lewd shots flashed in my mind, nurses, stewardesses, maids, wow, blah, blah, blah, blah. I have to test it on Weier another day.
"Huh...cough!" Fatty Wu suddenly coughed loudly, interrupting the intimacy between Wei Er and me.
Damn, you kid must not have bronchitis, you interrupted my fantasy.
I was just about to have a seizure, but Fatty Wu handed me something like a walkie-talkie and said to me, "Yan Yan wants to talk to you!"