After class, Zhao Yanyan and I were left behind by the old man again, and introduced the benefits of participating in the competition, what can improve our own quality, etc., and the most important thing is that if we get the final ranking, we will get extra points in the college entrance examination. I'm fine, Zhao Yanyan was already dizzy by him, she nodded in agreement.
"No one picked me up today." Zhao Yanyan said softly when she went downstairs.
As soon as I heard it, my heart immediately burst into joy. If I didn't have the memory of my previous life, I might not be able to understand the implication of this sentence, but if I still can't understand this hint now, then I am simply an idiot.
"I'll take you home." I said casually.
Zhao Yanyan blushed after hearing this, she didn't say anything, but she didn't deny it either.
So neither of us spoke, and walked side by side to the station. In the end, I broke the situation first, and I said to Zhao Yanyan: "What kind of car?"
"Line 6." Zhao Yanyan whispered.
Probably because it was the first time a boy was with her, Zhao Yanyan was very nervous. So I said, "Let me tell you a joke."
I saw it on the Internet in my previous life, saying that if two people are together, if one party does not speak, the other party will keep finding topics to talk about, and the best way to bring the relationship between the two closer is to tell jokes, as long as the atmosphere is active Now, the relationship between the two will naturally become harmonious.
Zhao Yanyan nodded.
So I said: "The bear and the rabbit were defecating in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit: Is it okay to poop on the fur? The rabbit replied: It doesn't matter. So the bear wiped the rabbit's ass."
After hearing this, Zhao Yanyan covered her mouth, wanted to laugh but tried to hold back, her face flushed red. After a while, I finally recovered and said to me, "Where did you hear this joke? It's disgusting."
"It's disgusting that you're laughing like hell." I said.
"Who laughed, I didn't laugh at all." Zhao Yanyan said calmly.
I stretched out my hand to scratch her arm, and said in my mouth, "How dare you admit it, let's see if you smile this time!"
Zhao Yanyan hurriedly hid to one side, but she couldn't escape my Wuzhishan, and I caught her right away. Zhao Yanyan was made to laugh out loud by me, trembling wildly.
Suddenly Zhao Yanyan stopped laughing, she looked at me with a blushing face, endured it for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Take it away!"
"What?" I was baffled. But then I immediately felt that my right hand was grasping something soft. What's this? I squeezed it subconsciously.
"Oh, you're still pinching!" Zhao Yanyan shouted angrily.
It was only at this time that I realized that my right hand was placed on the lump of softness on Zhao Yanyan's chest, she was not wearing a bra... I laughed dryly and took my hand away.
For a moment, both of us fell into embarrassment and didn't speak to each other. A 6-line car stopped beside us and drove away again.
After a long time, I asked, "Are you angry?"
Zhao Yanyan shook her head.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." I said.
Zhao Yanyan nodded, and said softly: "I know."
(Passerby A: He definitely did it on purpose, I can testify!)
(Passer-by B: This young man doesn’t look that dirty, but he’s so heartbroken, who knows what he thinks.)
It seems she is not angry! I said happily. So next, should I take advantage of the victory and pursue it or take a long-term plan? Two thoughts in my mind were fighting fiercely.
How did Zhao Yanyan know that I was in the midst of a battle between heaven and man? Looking at my face, she thought that I didn't believe her, so she gently grabbed my hand and said, "Liu Lei, I'm really not angry, really. If you don't believe me—you can touch me again if you don't believe me!" Let's go." After finishing speaking, I was about to press my hand on her chest...
I never dreamed that Zhao Yanyan would have such a bold move. Could it be that this little girl cares about me so much? But I quickly pulled my hand away, although I really wanted to continue touching, but in that case I would really be a pervert, after all, this is the street.
In Zhao Yanyan's heart, she also felt that the behavior just now was too agitated, and she blamed Liu Lei, a bad guy, for doing such an embarrassing thing when he got a headache, did he think that he was very casual
I hurriedly said to Zhao Yanyan: "Yan Yan, it's all my fault. How about I tell you another joke?" I deliberately omitted the word Zhao.
Zhao Yanyan didn't seem to be disgusted with me calling her that, and said coquettishly, "I don't want to listen to your disgusting jokes."
"Then let me tell you something that isn't disgusting." I said.
"Okay then, let's talk about it one more time."
So I said: "Once upon a time there was a fool who would say no to anyone who asked him anything. When asked if he had eaten, he said no. When asked if he slept? He also said no." At this point I deliberately paused. After a while, he suddenly asked: "Hey~ By the way, have you heard this joke?"
"No." Zhao Yanyan shook her head and said casually. Suddenly, I immediately thought of something, and slapped me with a small fist, angrily said: "Liu Lei, you are so bad! Call me a fool!"
In a red flag car in the distance, a middle-aged man in his thirties anxiously took out a Motorola GC87C mobile phone. This is the first-generation digital GSM mobile phone launched in Huaxia, and very few people can afford it. In 1994, being able to use this kind of mobile phone was a status symbol.
The middle-aged man dialed the phone: "Mr. Zhao, I'm at the Children's Palace."
The person called Mr. Zhao on the phone asked: "Old Gao, have you seen Yan Yan?"
Lao Gao said: "I saw Miss, but Miss is with a boy."
Mr. Zhao asked: "Old Gao, didn't you say that Yan Yan usually ignores her male classmates at school? In fact, there is nothing to make a fuss about, isn't it just a few words together?"
Lao Gao replied: "But, but Mr. Zhao, it's different this time. Their relationship seems to be very close!"
Mr. Zhao was surprised: "Intimate? Why are you intimate?"
Old Gao said: "I saw Miss—Miss she grabbed the boy's hand and put—put—"
Mr. Zhao said anxiously: "What, tell me quickly!"
Lao Gao organized his speech for a long time, and finally made up his mind and said: "Put it on the breast!"
Mr. Zhao didn't understand, and asked, "What are you talking about? What breasts! I've told you many times to speak more politely, but you just don't change—" But Mr. Zhao immediately reacted and shouted: "Old Gao, What did you say? Yan Yan asked that kid to touch her breasts???"
Lao Gao quickly said: "Yes, I saw it with my own eyes."
Mr. Zhao on the other end of the phone was silent for a long time, and finally said: "Forget it, Lao Gao, don't disturb them, just follow behind. Then report to me."