"Are you going to buy a car or not?" I have been dragged around the car market by Wu Yingying three times, and I am a little dizzy.
"Buy it, why don't you buy it! But I have to like it!" Wu Yingying said, continuing to circle the car market.
"You are already on the fourth lap, even the owners of those car dealers know us..." I complained.
"I just need to get acquainted first, and it will be easier to bargain!" Wu Yingying said.
"I'm hoping to save that little money, so hurry up and buy it! I'm going to be confused if you keep going!" I said with a wry smile.
"That can't be done! Do you know how to be diligent and thrifty? I bought an Alto after working for two years plus my New Year's money!" Wu Yingying said.
"Then let's buy the Alto!" I suggested.
"Why are you so bad-minded, you still want me to be run over to death again?" Wu Yingying said unhappily.
"Wow, this car is so beautiful! Liu Lei, look, this is the latest BMW!"
"Then buy this one..."
"No, I want to look again!"
"Wow, this car is so cool! Toyota 4500! Land Cruiser!"
"This car is from country R, let's change it."
"I also hate Japanese products. If this car is made in China, I will buy it."
"Wow, there is a Lamborghini sports car here!"
"Then buy this one..."
"This looks like an exhibit..."
All day long, I was walking around with Wu Yingying. At the beginning, the sales girls of various car dealers enthusiastically introduced the styles and performances of various cars to us, but after a long time, they regarded us as crazy people who had no money and poor money.
"Yingying, which car do you want to buy!" I looked at my watch, the car market was about to get off work, and she didn't even have a record. Even if she wants to buy the whole car market now, I will not hesitate. This is a whole day, what a precious time, how many times can I have sex with my two wives in this day!
"I haven't made up my mind yet, why don't I think about it when I go home tonight, and we'll come back tomorrow?" Wu Yingying said while looking at me with a smile.
Come tomorrow? ! Are you right? I suddenly understood, I let this woman figure it out, she planned it long ago, and she didn't even plan to buy a car today!
"Okay!" Seeing that I was silent, Wu Yingying said in a tired voice, shaking my arm.
But she's not my wife either, so it doesn't work for me. I just said coldly: "No way!" After finishing speaking, I threw the money box in front of her and said, "The money is here for you, you can buy it yourself tomorrow!"
After finishing these things, I didn't even look at her, turned around and left without looking back. To be honest, I hate this kind of self-righteous, clever woman. Don't do business all day long, play tricks, and fool others for fools.
"Liu Lei! Stop!" Wu Yingying said urgently.
"I still have two beautiful wives waiting for me at home. I don't have time to play tricks with a little girl like you!" I was also angry. If I hadn't taken most of the responsibility for yesterday's traffic accident, I wouldn't have bothered. care about her.
"I... I'm wrong, can't it be okay! I'll buy it, I'll buy it now! Don't go away..." Seeing that I was angry, Wu Yingying immediately lost her footing, crying in her voice. When had I ever been so angry? If it was another boy who wanted to stay with me for a while, I wouldn't want to, but now I was beaten to death by this guy, but I still couldn't help but compromise first.
"Forget it, if you say it like this now, you may not know how to trick me in a while. I have experienced your puns and your ability to make something out of nothing. You should fool others." The more I said, the more angry I became, and my voice became louder. It has improved a few points.
"I... I'm really not what you think..." At this point, Wu Yingying burst into tears: "Your words don't count, we two held our fingers..."
Hey~! I sighed to myself, I have nothing else to do with this person, but I don't like to see women cry, and when I cry, my heart softens. I turned around and walked to Wu Yingying's side: "Yingying, come on, don't cry. It's my fault, can we go shopping tomorrow?"
"You go! Who wants you to be hypocritical! I hate you... you go!" Hearing what I said, Wu Yingying cried even harder, and beat me with her small fists.
This... I sweat! A woman's heart, a sea needle! You told me not to leave just now, but in the blink of an eye, you told me to go quickly!
"If you want to see it, let's take a look at it slowly until you find something you are satisfied with before buying it?" The top priority is to coax this woman first, and now there are already people watching. Damn, those who don't know think I'm bullying women.
"You don't need to buy it. I can buy a bicycle and kill myself." Wu Yingying choked up.
Sure enough, I heard an old lady say: "Young people nowadays are really immoral, they only know how to bully their wives!"
"That's right, look at how wicked he is!" someone echoed.
"Sin, if you want me to tell you, that woman is also willing to be bullied by him!"
"If this was my boyfriend, I would have kicked his little brother to death!"
"..."
"I said Miss, let's go quickly, if we stay for a while, the Women's Federation will come and arrest me!" I whispered to Wu Yingying.
"Heh..." Wu Yingying naturally heard those words, and couldn't help laughing when I said that.
I saw her smile through tears, and I knew the storm was over.
"Then let's go..." Wu Yingying whispered to me with a blushing face, just like my little daughter-in-law.
When Wu Yingying and I left, there were still people pointing behind us: "If it were me, I would definitely not let him off so easily!"
"That's right, at the beginning, my husband almost knelt down for me!"
"What an embarrassment to us women!"
"..."
"Aren't you angry?" I looked at Wu Yingying and said. Damn, what's the matter? She provoked me first, but I have to coax her in the end.
"Barely give birth!" Wu Yingying said, squinting at me.
"Barely not alive? Is it still alive?" I said with a smile.
"I won't give birth now, I'll keep it for future birth." Wu Yingying said.
"In the future? With whom?" I suddenly wanted to play tricks on this woman.
"Hmph! Of course it's you!" Wu Yingying snorted.
"Birth with me? I have no objection, but I'm afraid my two wives will disagree!" I said obscenely.
"?" Wu Yingying was taken aback for a moment, but she immediately understood, and said angrily, "Who wants to have sex with you, you are beautiful!"
As a result, early the next morning, I was dragged to the car market again by Wu Yingying, but today she is much more well-behaved than yesterday. As soon as she came, I went straight to the Lamborghini I saw yesterday. It seems that sports cars are still very attractive to girls. big.
"How do you sell this car?" Wu Yingying pointed to the Lamborghini and asked the sales lady.
Since it was early in the morning, the car sales lady was busy fixing her makeup, and when she looked up, it turned out to be the man and woman from yesterday, and her heart suddenly felt contemptuous. In her opinion, these two people are just poor people who have been addicted to their eyes. Now that I heard this woman speak, my thoughts became more certain, and I asked "how to sell this car"? ! Is there anyone who talks like that? Thought it was buying cabbage at the vegetable market
So the car sales lady simply ignored Wu Yingying's question, as if she didn't hear it.
"Hey, let's talk to you, how much is your car?" Wu Yingying was usually informal, so she didn't speak like a lady at all. But she can say such ingenious words, I really don't know if she did it on purpose.
Even I can't help but laugh. How much is a car? How does it feel like the wholesale market.
"How much is one? Are you shopping for vegetables?" the car sales lady said impatiently.
My face, which was still full of smiles, immediately became cloudy: "If I ask you how much it is, just say it, so much nonsense!"
The car sales lady was taken aback for a moment, but she didn't expect this person to have a big temper. But then I glanced at what Wu Yingying and I were wearing, and recalled our behavior yesterday, and naturally classified us into the ranks of the poor. If there was someone wearing gold and silver in front of her, she really wouldn't dare to be so arrogant, but these two people in front of her really had nothing to be afraid of.
"I told you that you can't afford it!" the car sales lady said contemptuously. In fact, this car was not for sale at all, it was lent by the agent in Hong Kong to the car dealership here. At that time, the car was just displayed, and it really shocked several nearby car dealers a lot.
"This car is 3.8 million!" A bald middle-aged man walked out of the car dealership and said impatiently. He is the manager of this car dealership, and he has seen everything that happened just now clearly in the back room. Although the two people who looked at the car didn't look like people who could buy a car at all, they hadn't opened in the early morning, and they didn't want to cause trouble too much. So I quoted a higher price, hoping to scare away the couple.
"3.8 million?" Wu Yingying opened her mouth wide in surprise. From her point of view, this car is the same as the Alto, but it has an engine inside the iron sheet. How can there be such a difference in money? !
Seeing Wu Yingying's expression, the middle-aged man felt even more contemptuous. I thought, scared you to death, right? If you're scared to death, go away and don't make trouble here.
But my next few words made the middle-aged man give up this idea immediately. I'm trying to figure out how to buy this car right now so I can send this woman back.
"3.8 million? This car?!" I asked, pointing to the Lamborghini. No way, is this thing so cheap? I remember that in my previous life, my old boss Xu Zhongbang bought a Lamborghini for his daughter as a birthday present. I chose it together with him. It cost more than 10 million at that time!
"That's right!" the middle-aged man said proudly.
"Damn, it looks better than the one Lao Xu bought, and it's so cheap." I shook my head and said to myself.